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Gender: female
Consoles Owned: X-box 360, X-box
Video Games Played: Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, Bioshock, Mass Effect, Metal Arms: Glitch in the System, Space Marine, Halo Reach, Modern Warfare 2, Portal, Portal 2, Supreme Commander 2, Baulder's Gate 2, Assassin's Creed, Starwars Knights of the Old Republic, other shit.
X-box Gamertag: A Darkwolf
Date Signed Up:5/29/2012
Location:Clearly not working
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I have been described as "The illegitimate love child of The Heavy Weapons Guy and FemMedic" from Team Fortress 2. If I had a medical license, I would surely lose it.

Warhammer 40k is my favorite Science-Fiction universe, while Mass Effect comes in second, and Singularity comes in third.

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latest user's comments

#107 - Why is he not wearing pants in public? He has at least underwe… 15 hours ago on You're Not Alone 0
#68 - If I had a nation we'd probably get wrecked because I'd focus … 17 hours ago on Peace negotiations 0
#717 - **derpwolf used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **derpwolf rolls … 02/26/2015 on Free Games 0
#716 - Comment deleted 02/26/2015 on Free Games 0
#89 - I think I nommed Priscilla's soul to get part of that 100k, si…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Dark Souls Tips 0
User avatar #153 - kousei (02/26/2015) [-]
dude, you don't nom souls until you're ready to use the points.
#84 - There's a shortcut to the bottom of Blighttown through New Lon…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Dark Souls Tips 0
User avatar #85 - kousei (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh? Damnit, oh well, already killed the prick on this run. Only lost 10k to it too.
User avatar #89 - derpwolf (02/26/2015) [-]
I think I nommed Priscilla's soul to get part of that 100k, since I already had one to build her weapon and a friend gave me his before he quit playing on console. Boss soul wasted to stupid dogs and a giant cleaver.
User avatar #153 - kousei (02/26/2015) [-]
dude, you don't nom souls until you're ready to use the points.
#70 - You must have done a terrible job if he punished you with that.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Dark Souls Tips 0
#71 - afaik (02/26/2015) [-]
Actually, I did such a terrific job that I got to choose the text color myself.
#68 - What did you do to get that as a text colour?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Dark Souls Tips 0
#69 - afaik (02/26/2015) [-]
I gave admin a bj
User avatar #70 - derpwolf (02/26/2015) [-]
You must have done a terrible job if he punished you with that.
#71 - afaik (02/26/2015) [-]
Actually, I did such a terrific job that I got to choose the text color myself.
#63 - I lost 100k souls fighting the Capra demon. Even when you know…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Dark Souls Tips 0
User avatar #83 - kousei (02/26/2015) [-]
How did you get to Anor Londo without fighting Capra?
User avatar #84 - derpwolf (02/26/2015) [-]
There's a shortcut to the bottom of Blighttown through New Londo that you can get through using the Master Key.
User avatar #85 - kousei (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh? Damnit, oh well, already killed the prick on this run. Only lost 10k to it too.
User avatar #89 - derpwolf (02/26/2015) [-]
I think I nommed Priscilla's soul to get part of that 100k, since I already had one to build her weapon and a friend gave me his before he quit playing on console. Boss soul wasted to stupid dogs and a giant cleaver.
User avatar #153 - kousei (02/26/2015) [-]
dude, you don't nom souls until you're ready to use the points.
#65 - The actual Wakfu cartoon (which this is from) isn't a porn tho… 02/25/2015 on Cosplay nowadays 0

Comments(473):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#475 - satrenkotheone (01/31/2015) [-]
Japan did nothing wrong.
User avatar #474 - keatontheghostfox (01/26/2015) [-]
Yo you OK friend?
User avatar #465 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2015) [-]
I thought you were dead.
User avatar #466 to #465 - derpwolf (01/22/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm around. Just doing school stuff.
User avatar #467 to #466 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2015) [-]
I thought you were old.

Like.

Old as balls.

Yeah...
#468 to #467 - derpwolf (01/22/2015) [-]
Bruh. I'm 19.
#470 to #469 - derpwolf (01/22/2015) [-]
So now I have to do school stuff all the time and it's boring and I don't want to do it.
#471 to #470 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2015) [-]
Well you can clean my house instead if you want to.

Or pay my bills.
#472 to #471 - derpwolf (01/22/2015) [-]
I need money to do that. To get money, I need a job. To get a job, I need an education. To get an education, I need money.
User avatar #473 to #472 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2015) [-]
You don't need an education to work in a shop.

Well nothing more than gen-ed.
User avatar #462 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.**
how badass is derpy
User avatar #463 to #462 - derpwolf (01/08/2015) [-]
I have no idea what that even means.
User avatar #464 to #463 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
feeding a landwhale

takes guts to do that....one mistake and you get eaten too
User avatar #459 - konradkurze (12/26/2014) [-]
DERPY
can i please have your fj points
User avatar #460 to #459 - derpwolf (12/26/2014) [-]
Sure.
User avatar #461 to #460 - konradkurze (12/26/2014) [-]
Derpy is the awesome
User avatar #457 - krasnogvardiech (09/09/2014) [-]
Hello, darkness my old friend.
#454 - krasnogvardiech (06/13/2014) [-]
Your Courier is a cannibalistic slaving slut. Mine is a post-apocalyptic Simo Hayha.
#455 to #454 - derpwolf (06/13/2014) [-]
Mine gets things done with little to no collateral damage or fighting. Speech 100. Mmhm.
#456 to #455 - krasnogvardiech (06/15/2014) [-]
Speech will inevitably be put to different uses.
#451 - krasnogvardiech (04/27/2014) [-]
Check this shiznit.
#441 to #439 - derpwolf (04/19/2014) [-]
But look at how open to stabbing she is!
Now this armour is sexy.
User avatar #432 - konradkurze (04/19/2014) [-]
*genetically modifies Derpy to be a real life female space wolf valkyrie marine*
User avatar #433 to #432 - derpwolf (04/19/2014) [-]
That would be pretty badass, I'll admit.
#434 to #433 - konradkurze (04/19/2014) [-]
Derpy as a female space marine?
User avatar #435 to #434 - derpwolf (04/19/2014) [-]
My only question is how he modded that to look more effeminate.
#436 to #435 - konradkurze (04/19/2014) [-]
possibly sculpted it himself

there are independent people who make female marines
User avatar #437 to #436 - derpwolf (04/19/2014) [-]
That is kind of horrifying. Her head is far too large. Plus, that posture is absolutely horrendous. You can't take a blow with your knees like that and stay standing.
#438 to #437 - konradkurze (04/19/2014) [-]
theres always the original female marine figures GW actually mae
User avatar #440 to #438 - derpwolf (04/19/2014) [-]
But if Space Marines can't be women, why do these exist?
User avatar #442 to #440 - konradkurze (04/19/2014) [-]
well possibly made just for the novelty of having some neckbeard gamers scream that female space marines cant exist....BUT for more flexible gamers, there is the story about how the 2nd legion suffered mutations, and some gamers say that allowed for girls to become marines
User avatar #443 to #442 - derpwolf (04/19/2014) [-]
Honestly, if women could become Marines that would blow open the recruitment ranks. It could only be a good thing. More Marines means more bodies on the field.
User avatar #444 to #443 - konradkurze (04/19/2014) [-]
exactly

like some of us who played Necromunda, know the female fighters (escher) can be pretty deadly

and 40K could fit them in well.....being quick and graceful would mean theyd get into emperors children, blood angels, raven guard, and Night Lords pretty good

Angron of the World Eaters was said to admire a female gladiator from his homeworld for her skill

women are good actresses so could fit in with alpha legions spies well

etc
User avatar #445 to #444 - derpwolf (04/19/2014) [-]
But GW thinks girls are icky, so Techpriests haven't even considered trying to find a way to make the implants work with female systems.
User avatar #446 to #445 - konradkurze (04/19/2014) [-]
kinda silly since half the techpriest characters in stories are female
User avatar #447 to #446 - derpwolf (04/19/2014) [-]
Who was that one Techmarine from the Dawn of War games? I liked him. He had a nice voice.
User avatar #449 to #448 - derpwolf (04/19/2014) [-]
Yes, that is exactly who I mean.
User avatar #450 to #449 - konradkurze (04/19/2014) [-]
Derpy loves chaos huh
#431 - konradkurze (03/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #7858203 at Safe For Work Random Board **
this is what i buy for Derpy
#429 - krasnogvardiech (02/26/2014) [-]
'Ere we go.
#430 to #429 - krasnogvardiech (02/26/2014) [-]
Another one for prosperity.
User avatar #428 - satrenkotheone (02/07/2014) [-]
Hi
#423 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
Sorry for the late reply. Slept late. How are you?
#424 to #423 - derpwolf (01/28/2014) [-]
Ornstein is coolio. I just noticed he was part of your profile and flagged you down. My afternoon has been good enough.
#425 to #424 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
Could you elaborate on "Flagged me down"?
User avatar #426 to #425 - derpwolf (01/28/2014) [-]
Got your attention. Poked you. Hailed you. Stopped your cab on the information superhighway.
User avatar #427 to #426 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
Oh. That makes sense. Well it's nice to meet you.
User avatar #422 - satrenkotheone (01/26/2014) [-]
Why am I getting annoyed at everything and everyone?
#416 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
You should totally add me on steam so I can bother you non-stop.
User avatar #417 to #416 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Is your Steam name currently Erika?
User avatar #419 to #418 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
ehhehhehh.
#420 to #419 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
You already have me on steam, don't you?

Reveal yourself!
User avatar #421 to #420 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Nope! I just sent you a request and searched for your name with the keyboard Satrenko. My search-engine skills are off the charts.
#398 to #316 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
You hate what?
You hate what?
#400 to #399 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Someone called me a Jew once because I picked up quarters people threw at me when I was singing on a stage.
#401 to #400 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I wish I could sing.
User avatar #402 to #401 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Yee. A whole bunch of strangers and I ended up singing Bohemian Rhapsody after a One-Act Play contest while the judges deliberated which school won.

Hint; It wasn't us.
#403 to #402 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Wish I could sing... or anything..
User avatar #404 to #403 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
All it takes is a bunch of practise and a little bit of skill. Anyone can act. Singing not so much, but acting yes.
#405 to #404 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Okay I'm actually sorta good at acting.
User avatar #406 to #405 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
See? You are good at something.
#407 to #406 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Finally after all these years of depression but acting normal!
User avatar #408 to #407 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Seal of Badass is yours to own.
#409 to #408 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I hate being a guy.
User avatar #410 to #409 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
But one day soon you will be a girl instead.
#411 to #410 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeah... I still hesitate to mention it as one of the main reasons why I don't wanna do school again for the time being to my fosterparents.
User avatar #412 to #411 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm sure it'll all work out, bro.
User avatar #413 to #412 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #414 to #413 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Any time.
User avatar #377 to #316 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
At least it's generally steady income as long as you get it done properly.
#378 to #377 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Is it bad that I'm considering it?
User avatar #379 to #378 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Not if that's what you want to do.
User avatar #380 to #379 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I never know what I want to do.
User avatar #381 to #380 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually.
#382 to #381 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I'll become you.
User avatar #383 to #382 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
D+ But if there are two of me how will I know which one is the real one!?
#384 to #383 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I... come on genes help me out.

I'm the stupid one.
User avatar #385 to #384 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
If there are two of me, and you're the stupid one, and I'm the smart one, there would be a day when someone would kidnap you thinking you're me. It would be a grand adventure. Up until the missiles launch.
User avatar #387 to #386 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Nothing. shhh. Go to sleep.
User avatar #389 to #387 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
gunna pick me friend up, see ya later
User avatar #388 to #387 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
But little....older... sister.... I wub woo
#390 to #388 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeeh. But now I have to go run errands and I dunno when I'll be back.
Yeeh. But now I have to go run errands and I dunno when I'll be back.
User avatar #391 to #390 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Well I'm back now.
User avatar #392 to #391 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I just watched two Scotsmen fighting over furries.
User avatar #394 to #393 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeah. Some guy we all know posted a journal on dA about how furries should all go kill themselves and how they are the scum of the earth. One of the Scots thought that was a horrible thing to say, and called the guy worse than scum. The other Scot said that he didn't care because he hated furries. Then they got into an argument.
User avatar #395 to #394 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh Scotland, this is why you're not independent.

Who's the guy we all know?
User avatar #396 to #395 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Well, I don't think you know him. Joentheamouni or something like that. The funniest part was this other chick had romantic feelings for him, but she was a furry.
#397 to #396 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I have no clue who these people are.

Dunno why but I got a good feeling about you.(a bit late I guess but yeah) We'll get along nicely.I haet tou.
User avatar #357 to #316 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can understand that.
Have you ever played a game called Monster Girl Quest?
#358 to #357 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh you do?

Yeah, VN of sorts?
#359 to #358 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm kind of the same way.
It's basically a visual novel. Only it's incredibly horrifying to fight some of the monsters. This is a screenshot I took. It does have a good story though.
#360 to #359 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Arousing.

I played Long Live the Queen, was good.
#361 to #360 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
This is a screenshot from a completely different game, but I thought it was funny.

What's Long Live the Queen about?
#362 to #361 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Whut.

Well.. basically your mother is the queen, she dies and you have more or less one year before your 15th birthday and you have to level up a set of skills and balance mood to boost skill gain. Underway there are different story events etc.
User avatar #363 to #362 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Luigi tried to shank me. IT was pretty hardcore until I punched him out.

That's kind of cool. I might try it out.
User avatar #364 to #363 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
What kind of game is that.

It's on steam... or y'know... pirate it.

I remember you from the PONY THREADS!
User avatar #365 to #364 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
It's a game about training slaves and selling them for profit. My trainer had mad skillz.

I don't remember being in any ponithreads.
#366 to #365 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Fun times.

I went back to some of your first comments, you actually were. Oh well, probably where I met you.
#367 to #366 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I like watching MLP. But that's as far as my fandom usually extends.
#368 to #367 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
It's an okay show.

I made an OC!
#369 to #368 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
You told me that before, sort of. Dustie, I think.
User avatar #370 to #369 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I know but I'm not sure how to feel about it.
User avatar #371 to #370 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
At least you're more creative than people who play CoD all day.
#372 to #371 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I guess....

I should practice drawing... but the lazys
User avatar #373 to #372 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I know how that feels. I can work all day on a project and get nearly nothing done.
#374 to #373 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
**** it, I'm entering porn.
User avatar #375 to #374 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
You're doing whatnow?
User avatar #376 to #375 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Entering the porn industry.
User avatar #337 to #316 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
It's a book that I read about half of. There's some subplot about this rich guy and his boyfriend, someone got murdered, etc. It's also a book about the semi-rural Deep South of the United States.
User avatar #338 to #337 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Fun times.

I should do something with my life.
User avatar #339 to #338 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
You could become a cuttlefish. They smile with their eyes.
#340 to #339 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Can I become cute instead?
User avatar #341 to #340 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Yus. That can be your life's goal. Becoming the cutest girl.
#342 to #341 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I shall!

I was studying in England then I realised I wanted to do my whole treatment and then went home and now when I'm done I wanna go back into uni and get a bachelor and do the JET program so I can teach in Japan.
#343 to #342 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I've heard Japan is a pretty closed society though. Like, if you aren't Japanese the fact that you're foreign will always come before anything else. I wish you luck with that, though.
#344 to #343 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just wanna try it though. I might go to the US sometime too.
User avatar #345 to #344 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Just avoid the crazy parts of the Deep South (So from Texas to Virginia in a line and everything below) and you'd be good.
User avatar #347 to #346 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Because that area is also known as the Bible Belt and is full of crazy ass people. Some guy in my history class said I was going to burn in hell for not "accepting Jesus as my saviour."
#348 to #347 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh yeah I know.

Don't worry, I'll save you.
#349 to #348 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Are you going to use your ninja powers?
Are you going to use your ninja powers?
#350 to #349 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Well the plan was to learn kenjutsu, kyodo and naginatajutsu over in Japan if I could.
User avatar #351 to #350 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't even think I can pronounce some of those, and I have no idea what they are.
#352 to #351 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Even how girly I wanna be I'm always gonna be a weapons nut.
User avatar #353 to #352 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Well the wife of one of my other Norwegian friends sells swords and armour for a living. So it seems fair to me.
#354 to #353 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I should totally get stuff then marry someone and just end up as a boring housewife.
User avatar #355 to #354 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
But that wouldn't be any fun, would it?
#356 to #355 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Problem is I'm really weird. I hate restrictions but I'm also a very submissive person in many aspects.
#317 to #316 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Why hello there.
#318 to #317 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
What's the haps?
User avatar #319 to #318 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Someone barged into my room at too early in the morning asking me where the keys to the communal car was. Then I went back to sleep and haven't done anything productive yet.
#320 to #319 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
That must've sucked.

Erh... wait, you're from the US right? I almost always assume that.
User avatar #321 to #320 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
On the upside he got me breakfast. I just have to go buy food this time.
Yup. I did mention 'Murica yesterday.
#322 to #321 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh so cute, you should marry him.

Oh right.
User avatar #323 to #322 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
>_> That's my dad, Satrenko. I'm pretty sure that's frowned on in everywhere.
#324 to #323 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
You said someone... not specifically who.

Huh, you call me Satrenko? That's a long time since I've seen.
User avatar #325 to #324 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Well that is your username. Satrenko the One.
#326 to #325 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Some people fail at reading that.

I used to be just Satrenko though.
#327 to #326 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Satrenko sounds kind of cool. I don't see how people could fail to read that though.
Satrenko sounds kind of cool. I don't see how people could fail to read that though.
#328 to #327 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
>Internet
>Actually reading something.
#329 to #328 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
That's... actually a pretty good point. Which is a shame, because reading rox.
#330 to #329 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Yes.

So... how do I do all this girl stuff?
User avatar #331 to #330 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Uh, I dunno. I've never had any friends who were girls. From what I gather you have to be backstabbing, talk about people when they can't hear you, like purses, and wear boots. Specifically ugly boots that look like Uggs. And wear leggings.

Your guess is as good as mine.
#332 to #331 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Shouldn't you know this stuff... how to girl.

Okay I admit, I only read your profile right now to see if you were from the US.
User avatar #333 to #332 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
You didn't believe me? Understandable.

As for girling it up, it's not something that I'm really consciously aware of. And even if I was, the way I go about it is different from the average. Which is probably why I'm here, talking to you, as opposed to hanging out with friends at a mall or something. I would rather tank through bosses in Dark Souls than spend time with other people in boring places.
#334 to #333 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Sounds like my kind of girl and when I say that I mean the girl I'm going to end up as.
User avatar #335 to #334 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
You will be the best girl.

Actually you remind me of that chick in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. And by 'that chick' I mean 'that transsexual guy'. He dated men, and his goal was that even if they broke up with them, they would still date women instead of men. Everyone loved that chick.
#336 to #335 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Yay! And so are you!

Never heard of.
#251 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I totally forgot to tell you that I'm a ninja.
User avatar #306 to #251 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Aww, that sucks. I only own a 360. I picked it up about a week ago on a whim, and it was only 16 bucks. Started playing it and I just couldn't stop.
#307 to #306 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Damn shame, I have it for the PS3 and PC but not for my xbox.

Love that game, it's so good.
User avatar #308 to #307 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I agree. Although I think I may be subpar. I use a med-rolling character with only a Heal Miracle. And it took me eight tries to kill Ornstein and Smough.
User avatar #309 to #308 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Onrstein and Smough took me like 4-5 tries the first time on my weird allrounder character on my friends PS3
User avatar #310 to #309 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I got hasty on my fifth try and lost when I should have retreated to heal and then killed Ornstein. The biggest problem was trying to not get hit by the spear, since he could stab THROUGH Smough.
#311 to #310 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I killed him single-handedly with my... Uchigatana? Which was subpar at the point of the game but I had no better option. I leaned about using the columns to my advantage though.
User avatar #312 to #311 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I was using a Black Knight sword. When I finally killed Smough, Ornstein went down like a bitch. The downside of shpears is that they don't work so well when your enemy is standing between your legs.
User avatar #313 to #312 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Use the Black Knight Halberd. I try killing Ornstein last cuz I try getting his spear.
User avatar #314 to #313 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I made his spear and I bought his armour from Zomnall, so now I can be a real Dragonslayer. Even though I'm part of the Path of the Dragon...

But now I really am going to sleep.
User avatar #315 to #314 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Welp.

Welp, sleep tight, see ya.
#286 to #251 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
woo.
I ran out of relevant pictures, do here's a bonerkill.
#287 to #286 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Eh...

I can't wait, and thanks.
#288 to #287 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Thanks for what?
User avatar #289 to #288 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Dunno, slightly cheering me up with that gif.
#290 to #289 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
This will be <insert preferred gender>.   
I think that's all the datass gifs I have though.
This will be <insert preferred gender>.
I think that's all the datass gifs I have though.
#291 to #290 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Actually I can't wait.
#293 to #292 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
So... random picture time or did I mess things up?
#294 to #293 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I am swiftly running out of relevant pictures, but I wanted to show my support and that was the closest thing I had.
#295 to #294 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh cool, I was just unsure if I made you uncomfortable or something...
Oh cool, I was just unsure if I made you uncomfortable or something...
#296 to #295 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
It is exceedingly hard to unsettle me. Don't worry about that.

So all those pictures are from Watamote, right? I've only heard of it from posts here, but it looks pretty funny.
#297 to #296 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
They are, and it's actually pretty good if not cringe worthy at times
#298 to #297 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
She looks really tired in all these pictures.
#299 to #298 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I think the idea was to make her look ugly but that can be kind of hard with anime.
User avatar #300 to #299 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I think she looks kind of cute.
#301 to #300 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Me too actually.

They do manage to make her look awful once or twice though.
User avatar #302 to #301 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Neat. Well, i'm going to go to sleep so I can get up early and kill Dark Souls bosses.
#303 to #302 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
You play Dark Souls too?

Console?
User avatar #304 to #303 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
yee. I play it on the 360.
#305 to #304 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
The only console I don't have it for...
#252 to #251 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
You're a ninja? I didn't know that vikings could also be ninjas.
Pic unrelated.
#253 to #252 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm everything you want... and more.
#254 to #253 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I do like ninjas. And vikings.
#255 to #254 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I'd be a **** viking tho....

162cm tall.
#256 to #255 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
oh god. You're even shorter than I am. Not that I'm short, but seriously.
#257 to #256 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Well it doesn't really matter, I have a secret.

It's to my advantage, most girls should be short, right?
User avatar #272 to #257 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Look back at my comment. Then look back to this comment of yours. All the pieces clicked into place.
User avatar #273 to #272 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Not getting it.
User avatar #274 to #273 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
>Shortness
>Not a problem
>Because girls are supposed to be short
>Suddenly it all makes sense
I wish I could put in real bullet points.
User avatar #275 to #274 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Then why was I born a guy if I was supposed to be a girl?
#276 to #275 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Someone got confused and swapped the crotch packages.
Someone got confused and swapped the crotch packages.
User avatar #277 to #276 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
And hormones... and crhomosones
User avatar #278 to #277 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Mistakes were made.
User avatar #279 to #278 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I blame my **** family.
#280 to #279 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
You know what you must do.
User avatar #281 to #280 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Erh... yes.

So glad it's all free where I live.
User avatar #282 to #281 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Nothing is free in 'Murika. Not even dying is free.
User avatar #283 to #282 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I forgot that.
#284 to #283 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
One day   
One day this will be you.
One day
One day this will be you.
#258 to #257 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
Hmmm not here. I haven't met many girls taller than me but there are a lot around my height.
#259 to #258 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I lied... and I didn't lie...
#260 to #259 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
What kind of lies? I must know truth!
#261 to #260 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Are you sure?

On a scale from 0-10, how open minded do you see yourself as?
User avatar #262 to #261 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I'd say a solid 7.2234677892/10. I have been known to occasionally make snap judgements.
#263 to #262 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
So.... about me being...transsexual then...

Is that like... acceptable or am I the scum of the Earth now?
User avatar #264 to #263 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
It's your personal life, you can do whatever you like. One of the guys I did horseback with was a transgender. I mean, he never told me, but I listened in on his conversations because I had nothing better to do.
#265 to #264 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh well, that's fine then.
#266 to #265 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
But now   
Now I must know   
What gender are you?
But now
Now I must know
What gender are you?
#267 to #266 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Male... for the time being.
User avatar #268 to #267 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
I wish you luck on your journey! Now your shortness makes sense.
#270 to #269 - derpwolf (01/11/2014) [-]
It's a secret!
It's a secret!
User avatar #271 to #270 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Tell me...
User avatar #174 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
Hey Derpy
just curious, do you use your FJ points?
User avatar #175 to #174 - derpwolf (01/08/2014) [-]
What the hell are those?
User avatar #176 to #175 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
on your profile just below the comment and content ranking, you got funnyjunk points for all the thumbs you earned
User avatar #177 to #176 - derpwolf (01/08/2014) [-]
Well clearly the answer is no, then.
User avatar #178 to #177 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
BAD DERPY
*kicks*
User avatar #179 to #178 - derpwolf (01/08/2014) [-]
What are they even for?
User avatar #180 to #179 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
just buying items from the auction house
User avatar #181 to #180 - derpwolf (01/08/2014) [-]
ghey.
User avatar #182 to #181 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]
*hugs*
pretty please Derpy

PWEASE
User avatar #183 to #182 - derpwolf (01/08/2014) [-]
Whuchu want?
User avatar #184 to #183 - konradkurze (01/08/2014) [-]


the FJ points pwease
User avatar #185 to #184 - derpwolf (01/08/2014) [-]
You can have them, I guess. I don't know how to give them to you.
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