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#1235 - I like your glasses. 12 hours ago on Hottest Girls of FJ Round 2 +1
#1233 - Here. I was dressed up for halloween in this picture, but it i… 13 hours ago on Hottest Girls of FJ Round 2 +7
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User avatar #87 - jalthelas (9 hours ago) [-]
Looks tasty.
User avatar #88 - derpwolf (9 hours ago) [-]
I assume it would taste rather 'fluffy', kind of like whipped pudding, due to the way lungs are built.
#59 - The picture similarity is astounding. Just look at the crispne… 13 hours ago on Lungs! 0
#83 - Oddly enough, I'm currently in the area where Coke originated,… 13 hours ago on 'MURICA 0
#42 - Am I the only one who finds it funny that your name is spainis…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Wut 0
User avatar #88 - spainisbad (04/17/2014) [-]
I live in Spain, and by seeing life here you would think the same thing.
User avatar #86 - novren (04/17/2014) [-]
It's Spanish. And I too speak Spanish and think that Spain is bad. Points of view bruh
User avatar #89 - spainisbad (04/17/2014) [-]
Parles català o m'ho sembla a mi? Perquè amb aquesta imatge de perfil que tens...
#125 - novren (04/18/2014) [-]
Yo, doncs sí! I abans en tenia controlat tres més crec recordar (un d'ells mallorquí, but still...)
#94 - senyorcable (04/17/2014) [-]
Ai las, un altre català en aquestes pàgines!

Celebrem-ho amb orgull!

(Pic unrelated. Era l'única imatge en català que tenia i de pas faig publicitat. És una obra de teatre molt xula).
#126 - novren (04/18/2014) [-]
Un altre! Tinc un munt de merda com aquesta i ningú amb qui compartir-la xDD
#118 - I tried to post a picture of some guy hugging Lady Death with …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Nudes 0
#124 - fatalhermit (04/17/2014) [-]
THE GREAT TRAIN RAIN DISASTER
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This is what would happen if an entire town in skyrim was populated with the "I like trains" guy....

The only survivor being dovahkiin, because of, "leet hacks newb."
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User avatar #432 - konradkurze ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
*genetically modifies Derpy to be a real life female space wolf valkyrie marine*
#431 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #7858203 at Safe For Work Random Board **
this is what i buy for Derpy
#429 - krasnogvardiech (02/26/2014) [-]
'Ere we go.
#430 to #429 - krasnogvardiech (02/26/2014) [-]
Another one for prosperity.
User avatar #428 - satrenkotheone (02/07/2014) [-]
Hi
#423 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
Sorry for the late reply. Slept late. How are you?
#424 to #423 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Ornstein is coolio. I just noticed he was part of your profile and flagged you down. My afternoon has been good enough.
#425 to #424 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
Could you elaborate on "Flagged me down"?
User avatar #426 to #425 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Got your attention. Poked you. Hailed you. Stopped your cab on the information superhighway.
User avatar #427 to #426 - enderslayer (01/28/2014) [-]
Oh. That makes sense. Well it's nice to meet you.
User avatar #422 - satrenkotheone (01/26/2014) [-]
Why am I getting annoyed at everything and everyone?
#416 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
You should totally add me on steam so I can bother you non-stop.
User avatar #417 to #416 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Is your Steam name currently Erika?
User avatar #419 to #418 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
ehhehhehh.
#420 to #419 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
You already have me on steam, don't you?

Reveal yourself!
User avatar #421 to #420 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Nope! I just sent you a request and searched for your name with the keyboard Satrenko. My search-engine skills are off the charts.
#398 to #316 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
You hate what?
You hate what?
#400 to #399 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Someone called me a Jew once because I picked up quarters people threw at me when I was singing on a stage.
#401 to #400 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I wish I could sing.
User avatar #402 to #401 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Yee. A whole bunch of strangers and I ended up singing Bohemian Rhapsody after a One-Act Play contest while the judges deliberated which school won.

Hint; It wasn't us.
#403 to #402 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Wish I could sing... or anything..
User avatar #404 to #403 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
All it takes is a bunch of practise and a little bit of skill. Anyone can act. Singing not so much, but acting yes.
#405 to #404 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Okay I'm actually sorta good at acting.
User avatar #406 to #405 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
See? You are good at something.
#407 to #406 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Finally after all these years of depression but acting normal!
User avatar #408 to #407 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Seal of Badass is yours to own.
#409 to #408 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I hate being a guy.
User avatar #410 to #409 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
But one day soon you will be a girl instead.
#411 to #410 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeah... I still hesitate to mention it as one of the main reasons why I don't wanna do school again for the time being to my fosterparents.
User avatar #412 to #411 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm sure it'll all work out, bro.
User avatar #413 to #412 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #414 to #413 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Any time.
User avatar #377 to #316 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
At least it's generally steady income as long as you get it done properly.
#378 to #377 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Is it bad that I'm considering it?
User avatar #379 to #378 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Not if that's what you want to do.
User avatar #380 to #379 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I never know what I want to do.
User avatar #381 to #380 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually.
#382 to #381 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I'll become you.
User avatar #383 to #382 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
D+ But if there are two of me how will I know which one is the real one!?
#384 to #383 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I... come on genes help me out.

I'm the stupid one.
User avatar #385 to #384 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
If there are two of me, and you're the stupid one, and I'm the smart one, there would be a day when someone would kidnap you thinking you're me. It would be a grand adventure. Up until the missiles launch.
User avatar #387 to #386 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Nothing. shhh. Go to sleep.
User avatar #389 to #387 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
gunna pick me friend up, see ya later
User avatar #388 to #387 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
But little....older... sister.... I wub woo
#390 to #388 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeeh. But now I have to go run errands and I dunno when I'll be back.
Yeeh. But now I have to go run errands and I dunno when I'll be back.
User avatar #391 to #390 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Well I'm back now.
User avatar #392 to #391 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I just watched two Scotsmen fighting over furries.
User avatar #394 to #393 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeah. Some guy we all know posted a journal on dA about how furries should all go kill themselves and how they are the scum of the earth. One of the Scots thought that was a horrible thing to say, and called the guy worse than scum. The other Scot said that he didn't care because he hated furries. Then they got into an argument.
User avatar #395 to #394 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh Scotland, this is why you're not independent.

Who's the guy we all know?
User avatar #396 to #395 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Well, I don't think you know him. Joentheamouni or something like that. The funniest part was this other chick had romantic feelings for him, but she was a furry.
#397 to #396 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I have no clue who these people are.

Dunno why but I got a good feeling about you.(a bit late I guess but yeah) We'll get along nicely.I haet tou.
User avatar #357 to #316 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I can understand that.
Have you ever played a game called Monster Girl Quest?
#358 to #357 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh you do?

Yeah, VN of sorts?
#359 to #358 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm kind of the same way.
It's basically a visual novel. Only it's incredibly horrifying to fight some of the monsters. This is a screenshot I took. It does have a good story though.
#360 to #359 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Arousing.

I played Long Live the Queen, was good.
#361 to #360 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
This is a screenshot from a completely different game, but I thought it was funny.

What's Long Live the Queen about?
#362 to #361 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Whut.

Well.. basically your mother is the queen, she dies and you have more or less one year before your 15th birthday and you have to level up a set of skills and balance mood to boost skill gain. Underway there are different story events etc.
User avatar #363 to #362 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Luigi tried to shank me. IT was pretty ******** until I punched him out.

That's kind of cool. I might try it out.
User avatar #364 to #363 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
What kind of game is that.

It's on steam... or y'know... pirate it.

I remember you from the PONY THREADS!
User avatar #365 to #364 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
It's a game about training slaves and selling them for profit. My trainer had mad skillz.

I don't remember being in any ponithreads.
#366 to #365 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Fun times.

I went back to some of your first comments, you actually were. Oh well, probably where I met you.
#367 to #366 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I like watching MLP. But that's as far as my fandom usually extends.
#368 to #367 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
It's an okay show.

I made an OC!
#369 to #368 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
You told me that before, sort of. Dustie, I think.
User avatar #370 to #369 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I know but I'm not sure how to feel about it.
User avatar #371 to #370 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
At least you're more creative than people who play CoD all day.
#372 to #371 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I guess....

I should practice drawing... but the lazys
User avatar #373 to #372 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I know how that feels. I can work all day on a project and get nearly nothing done.
#374 to #373 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
**** it, I'm entering porn.
User avatar #375 to #374 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
You're doing whatnow?
User avatar #376 to #375 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Entering the porn industry.
User avatar #337 to #316 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
It's a book that I read about half of. There's some subplot about this rich guy and his boyfriend, someone got ******** , etc. It's also a book about the semi-rural Deep South of the United States.
User avatar #338 to #337 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Fun times.

I should do something with my life.
User avatar #339 to #338 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
You could become a cuttlefish. They smile with their eyes.
#340 to #339 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Can I become cute instead?
User avatar #341 to #340 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Yus. That can be your life's goal. Becoming the cutest girl.
#342 to #341 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I shall!

I was studying in England then I realised I wanted to do my whole treatment and then went home and now when I'm done I wanna go back into uni and get a bachelor and do the JET program so I can teach in Japan.
#343 to #342 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I've heard Japan is a pretty closed society though. Like, if you aren't Japanese the fact that you're foreign will always come before anything else. I wish you luck with that, though.
#344 to #343 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just wanna try it though. I might go to the US sometime too.
User avatar #345 to #344 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Just avoid the crazy parts of the Deep South (So from Texas to Virginia in a line and everything below) and you'd be good.
User avatar #347 to #346 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Because that area is also known as the Bible Belt and is full of crazy ass people. Some guy in my history class said I was going to burn in hell for not "accepting Jesus as my saviour."
#348 to #347 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh yeah I know.

Don't worry, I'll save you.
#349 to #348 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Are you going to use your ninja powers?
Are you going to use your ninja powers?
#350 to #349 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Well the plan was to learn kenjutsu, kyodo and naginatajutsu over in Japan if I could.
User avatar #351 to #350 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I don't even think I can pronounce some of those, and I have no idea what they are.
#352 to #351 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Even how girly I wanna be I'm always gonna be a weapons nut.
User avatar #353 to #352 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Well the wife of one of my other Norwegian friends sells swords and armour for a living. So it seems fair to me.
#354 to #353 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I should totally get stuff then marry someone and just end up as a boring housewife.
User avatar #355 to #354 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
But that wouldn't be any fun, would it?
#356 to #355 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Problem is I'm really weird. I hate restrictions but I'm also a very ********** person in many aspects.
#317 to #316 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Why hello there.
#318 to #317 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
What's the haps?
User avatar #319 to #318 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Someone barged into my room at too early in the morning asking me where the keys to the communal car was. Then I went back to sleep and haven't done anything productive yet.
#320 to #319 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
That must've sucked.

Erh... wait, you're from the US right? I almost always assume that.
User avatar #321 to #320 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
On the upside he got me breakfast. I just have to go buy food this time.
Yup. I did mention 'Murica yesterday.
#322 to #321 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh so cute, you should marry him.

Oh right.
User avatar #323 to #322 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
>_> That's my dad, Satrenko. I'm pretty sure that's frowned on in everywhere.
#324 to #323 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
You said someone... not specifically who.

Huh, you call me Satrenko? That's a long time since I've seen.
User avatar #325 to #324 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Well that is your username. Satrenko the One.
#326 to #325 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Some people fail at reading that.

I used to be just Satrenko though.
#327 to #326 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Satrenko sounds kind of cool. I don't see how people could fail to read that though.
Satrenko sounds kind of cool. I don't see how people could fail to read that though.
#328 to #327 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
>Internet
>Actually reading something.
#329 to #328 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
That's... actually a pretty good point. Which is a shame, because reading rox.
#330 to #329 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Yes.

So... how do I do all this girl stuff?
User avatar #331 to #330 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Uh, I dunno. I've never had any friends who were girls. From what I gather you have to be backstabbing, talk about people when they can't hear you, like purses, and wear boots. Specifically ugly boots that look like Uggs. And wear leggings.

Your guess is as good as mine.
#332 to #331 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Shouldn't you know this stuff... how to girl.

Okay I admit, I only read your profile right now to see if you were from the US.
User avatar #333 to #332 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
You didn't believe me? Understandable.

As for girling it up, it's not something that I'm really consciously aware of. And even if I was, the way I go about it is different from the average. Which is probably why I'm here, talking to you, as opposed to hanging out with friends at a mall or something. I would rather tank through bosses in Dark Souls than spend time with other people in boring places.
#334 to #333 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Sounds like my kind of girl and when I say that I mean the girl I'm going to end up as.
User avatar #335 to #334 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
You will be the best girl.

Actually you remind me of that chick in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. And by 'that chick' I mean 'that transsexual guy'. He dated men, and his goal was that even if they broke up with them, they would still date women instead of men. Everyone loved that chick.
#336 to #335 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Yay! And so are you!

Never heard of.
#251 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I totally forgot to tell you that I'm a ninja.
User avatar #306 to #251 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Aww, that sucks. I only own a 360. I picked it up about a week ago on a whim, and it was only 16 bucks. Started playing it and I just couldn't stop.
#307 to #306 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Damn shame, I have it for the PS3 and PC but not for my xbox.

Love that game, it's so good.
User avatar #308 to #307 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I agree. Although I think I may be subpar. I use a med-rolling character with only a Heal Miracle. And it took me eight tries to kill Ornstein and Smough.
User avatar #309 to #308 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Onrstein and Smough took me like 4-5 tries the first time on my weird allrounder character on my friends PS3
User avatar #310 to #309 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I got hasty on my fifth try and lost when I should have retreated to heal and then killed Ornstein. The biggest problem was trying to not get hit by the spear, since he could stab THROUGH Smough.
#311 to #310 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I killed him single-handedly with my... Uchigatana? Which was subpar at the point of the game but I had no better option. I leaned about using the columns to my advantage though.
User avatar #312 to #311 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I was using a Black Knight sword. When I finally killed Smough, Ornstein went down like a bitch. The downside of shpears is that they don't work so well when your enemy is standing between your legs.
User avatar #313 to #312 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Use the Black Knight Halberd. I try killing Ornstein last cuz I try getting his spear.
User avatar #314 to #313 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I made his spear and I bought his armour from Zomnall, so now I can be a real Dragonslayer. Even though I'm part of the Path of the Dragon...

But now I really am going to sleep.
User avatar #315 to #314 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Welp.

Welp, sleep tight, see ya.
#286 to #251 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
woo.
I ran out of relevant pictures, do here's a bonerkill.
#287 to #286 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Eh...

I can't wait, and thanks.
#288 to #287 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Thanks for what?
User avatar #289 to #288 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Dunno, slightly cheering me up with that gif.
#290 to #289 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
This will be &lt;insert preferred gender&gt;.   
I think that's all the datass gifs I have though.
This will be <insert preferred gender>.
I think that's all the datass gifs I have though.
#291 to #290 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Actually I can't wait.
#292 to #291 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#293 to #292 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
So... random picture time or did I mess things up?
#294 to #293 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I am swiftly running out of relevant pictures, but I wanted to show my support and that was the closest thing I had.
#295 to #294 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh cool, I was just unsure if I made you uncomfortable or something...
Oh cool, I was just unsure if I made you uncomfortable or something...
#296 to #295 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
It is exceedingly hard to unsettle me. Don't worry about that.

So all those pictures are from Watamote, right? I've only heard of it from posts here, but it looks pretty funny.
#297 to #296 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
They are, and it's actually pretty good if not cringe worthy at times
#298 to #297 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
She looks really tired in all these pictures.
#299 to #298 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I think the idea was to make her look ugly but that can be kind of hard with anime.
User avatar #300 to #299 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I think she looks kind of cute.
#301 to #300 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Me too actually.

They do manage to make her look awful once or twice though.
User avatar #302 to #301 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Neat. Well, i'm going to go to sleep so I can get up early and kill Dark Souls bosses.
#303 to #302 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
You play Dark Souls too?

Console?
User avatar #304 to #303 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
yee. I play it on the 360.
#305 to #304 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
The only console I don't have it for...
#252 to #251 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
You're a ninja? I didn't know that vikings could also be ninjas.
Pic unrelated.
#253 to #252 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm everything you want... and more.
#254 to #253 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I do like ninjas. And vikings.
#255 to #254 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I'd be a **** viking tho....

162cm tall.
#256 to #255 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
oh god. You're even shorter than I am. Not that I'm short, but seriously.
#257 to #256 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Well it doesn't really matter, I have a secret.

It's to my advantage, most girls should be short, right?
User avatar #272 to #257 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Look back at my comment. Then look back to this comment of yours. All the pieces ******* into place.
User avatar #273 to #272 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Not getting it.
User avatar #274 to #273 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
>Shortness
>Not a problem
>Because girls are supposed to be short
>Suddenly it all makes sense
I wish I could put in real bullet points.
User avatar #275 to #274 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Then why was I born a guy if I was supposed to be a girl?
#276 to #275 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Someone got confused and swapped the crotch packages.
Someone got confused and swapped the crotch packages.
User avatar #277 to #276 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
And hormones... and crhomosones
User avatar #278 to #277 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Mistakes were made.
User avatar #279 to #278 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I blame my **** family.
#280 to #279 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
You know what you must do.
User avatar #281 to #280 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Erh... yes.

So glad it's all free where I live.
User avatar #282 to #281 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Nothing is free in 'Murika. Not even dying is free.
User avatar #283 to #282 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I forgot that.
#284 to #283 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
One day   
One day this will be you.
One day
One day this will be you.
#258 to #257 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
Hmmm not here. I haven't met many girls taller than me but there are a lot around my height.
#259 to #258 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
I lied... and I didn't lie...
#260 to #259 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
What kind of lies? I must know truth!
#261 to #260 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Are you sure?

On a scale from 0-10, how open minded do you see yourself as?
User avatar #262 to #261 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I'd say a solid 7.2234677892/10. I have been known to occasionally make snap judgements.
#263 to #262 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
So.... about me being...transsexual then...

Is that like... acceptable or am I the scum of the Earth now?
User avatar #264 to #263 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
It's your personal life, you can do whatever you like. One of the guys I did horseback with was a transgender. I mean, he never told me, but I listened in on his conversations because I had nothing better to do.
#265 to #264 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh well, that's fine then.
#266 to #265 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
But now   
Now I must know   
What gender are you?
But now
Now I must know
What gender are you?
#267 to #266 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Male... for the time being.
User avatar #268 to #267 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
I wish you luck on your journey! Now your shortness makes sense.
#270 to #269 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
It's a secret!
It's a secret!
User avatar #271 to #270 - satrenkotheone (01/11/2014) [-]
Tell me...
User avatar #174 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Hey Derpy
just curious, do you use your FJ points?
User avatar #175 to #174 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
What the hell are those?
User avatar #176 to #175 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
on your profile just below the comment and content ranking, you got funnyjunk points for all the thumbs you earned
User avatar #177 to #176 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Well clearly the answer is no, then.
User avatar #178 to #177 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
BAD DERPY
*kicks*
User avatar #179 to #178 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
What are they even for?
User avatar #180 to #179 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
just buying items from the auction house
User avatar #181 to #180 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
ghey.
User avatar #182 to #181 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
*hugs*
pretty please Derpy

PWEASE
User avatar #183 to #182 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Whuchu want?
User avatar #184 to #183 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]


the FJ points pwease
User avatar #185 to #184 - derpwolf ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
You can have them, I guess. I don't know how to give them to you.
User avatar #150 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 76**
dubs and i turn Derpy into a chaos raptor
User avatar #151 to #150 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**derpwolf rolls 03** Close, but no cigar.
User avatar #152 to #151 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 50**
dubs and i turn Derpy into a daemonette
User avatar #154 to #152 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**derpwolf rolls 88** Dubs and Night Haunter can't use a jump pack again.
User avatar #155 to #154 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze puts Derpy over my knee and ****** the hell out of her butt**
User avatar #156 to #155 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**derpwolf rolls 805**
This is how many stab wounds you receive.
User avatar #157 to #156 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze lays on Derpy's floor and bleeds into the carpet**
User avatar #158 to #157 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**derpwolf rolls 95** Dubs and your blood summons Khorne.
User avatar #159 to #158 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 51**
dubs and Slaanesh saves me
User avatar #160 to #159 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**derpwolf rolls 37** Dubs and Tzeench lols.
User avatar #161 to #160 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 63**
dubs and Derpy turns into Lady Gaga
User avatar #162 to #161 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**derpwolf rolls 23** Dubs and you do whatever I say for the rest of time.
User avatar #163 to #162 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
*evil grin*
you do remember Torture Devices is a Slaanesh raptor
having a hot girl dom him would be a good thing
User avatar #164 to #163 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**derpwolf rolls 19** I think he's just called The Torturer. Besides, I didn't roll dubs.
User avatar #165 to #164 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 05**
dubs and i submit to my mistress Derpwolf
User avatar #166 to #165 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**derpwolf rolls 83** Dubs and I decide what to do with my dubs.
User avatar #167 to #166 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 14**
dubs and Derpy becomes a Chaos champion of Slaanesh
User avatar #169 to #167 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**derpwolf rolls 95** Dubs and I become a sorcerer.
User avatar #173 to #169 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/13/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 84**
dubs and i dress Derpy up like an 80's rock singer
User avatar #170 to #169 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 76**
dubs and Derpy puts on tight leather like michelle pfiefer did in the 2nd batman movie and whips me with her catwhip
User avatar #171 to #170 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
so close
User avatar #172 to #171 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/12/2013) [-]
haw
User avatar #149 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/07/2013) [-]
**konradkurze ****** Derwolf BECAUSE I CAN**
#146 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #6551916 at Safe For Work Random Board **
what i buy for Derpy
User avatar #147 to #146 - derpwolf ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
You might want to get a refund.
User avatar #148 to #147 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
yeah i think alot of people who bought his ticketed wanted that
#143 - krasnogvardiech (11/30/2013) [-]
Wolf! Take back Palaven with a Krysae rifle!
#144 to #143 - derpwolf ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Everybody knows I can't hold a rifle properly.
#145 to #144 - krasnogvardiech (11/30/2013) [-]
Here, you'll need this.
#139 - konradkurze ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #6601015 at Safe For Work Random Board **

< Derpwolf's new sith look
User avatar #140 to #139 - derpwolf ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Are those a pair of shoes? I think that was a failroll, Night Haunter.
#141 to #140 - konradkurze ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Best Handwriting Ever **

where i lock Derpy up till she learns her manners
User avatar #142 to #141 - derpwolf ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
At least I'd learn something.
User avatar #136 to #135 - derpwolf ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Do you even need to ask this question?
#137 to #136 - krasnogvardiech (11/12/2013) [-]
Sith 4 lyfe

... and now I realise that I have no suitable Sith imagery. Have this instead.
#131 - konradkurze ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #175 at fuck people **
what i buy for Derpwolf
User avatar #132 to #131 - derpwolf ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
This is perfect. What I've always wanted.
#133 to #132 - konradkurze ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #807515 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **
where i send Derpy for a vacation
User avatar #134 to #133 - derpwolf ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
The arms of an anime girl? Not sure if want.
User avatar #138 to #134 - konradkurze ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Derpy going lesbo with an anime cosplay girl?
#130 - konradkurze ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #142 at I Forget.. **
what i turn you into
#129 - krasnogvardiech (09/24/2013) [-]
BE ROUSING YOURSELF TOVARISCH
WE AM HAVING BOLSHEVIK ARMY TO LIFT
#127 - chewythewolftwo (08/26/2013) [-]
I like your username
I like your username
#128 to #127 - derpwolf ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Thank you.
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