derpthefifth
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 19 |
| Date Signed Up: | 11/16/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
| Comment Ranking: | #1789 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #7923 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #419 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 8.47% (5/59) Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here |
| Comment Level Progress: | 45% (45/100) Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor |
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| Content Views: | 2065 |
| Total Comments Made: | 4264 |
| FJ Points: | 8546 |
latest user's comments
| #162 - Yeah.... i guess at some point you've either got to be a sheep… | 12/08/2015 on I hate my stupid job | 0 |
| #284 - Wait are they really doing this? If so, i'm actually concerned… | 12/06/2015 on All Swedish 11th graders to... | 0 |
| #160 - I think it makes FJ mad to suggest that there's base line skil… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/06/2015 on I hate my stupid job | 0 |
 im just supprised ho much hate is on this site, like what did you say that was that offensive, just salty people who don't wana hear that whats impossible for them is possible for someone else. Yeah.... i guess at some point you've either got to be a sheep or just stop giving a fuck about getting reds for having an opinion. | ||
| #16 - It looks so ******* happy with that single popcorn kernel | 12/03/2015 on Cat steals Popcorn | +3 |
| #48 - I just kinda look up at them and smile like "Well... ya c… | 12/03/2015 on Everytime | 0 |
| #97 - In that wedding photo, notice how all the womens faces are var… | 12/02/2015 on have some pictures | 0 |
| #271 - I don't respect or admire this guy, because he is a douche no … | 12/02/2015 on DON'T TRIGGER ME BRO | -1 |
| #127 - Usually traps are inclined to look as feminine as posible in o… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/01/2015 on I'm scareoused | +2 |
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| #48 - I was gonna chime in but my only black friend is a certified D… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/01/2015 on NOw days | +23 |
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anon (12/01/2015) [-] My 'black'friend is such a fiend for cheese that he asked us to go on a 1km walk to get him crackers to go with said cheese on his birthday, before eating them while drinking white wine, then moved onto absinthe and ended up passed out by 11. We think he may be a white woman  1km walk doesnt seem special. Sounds like they picked a solid location for cheese purposes | ||
| #24 - To begin with i was annoyed that anyone at all was taking thes… | 12/01/2015 on them feelings | 0 |
| #53 - So.... is that basically like emo without the wining and stuff… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/01/2015 on Spawn of Scene Children | +1 |
 Imagine the super edgy comments you see, then imagine them manifested into a human being. | ||
| #58 - This is the kind of person who turns me into a horrible person… | 12/01/2015 on Martha The Snowflake | 0 |
| #105 - Girl obviously... otherwise why would the shirt be lifted up i… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/01/2015 on I'm scareoused | +7 |
| Usually traps are inclined to look as feminine as posible in order to... well... trap, so it doesn't really make sense for a trap to be that fit. I mean, honestly in this day and age it could go either way until such a time as you get a below the belt shot (you can usually tell through panties/shorts but traps be gettin clever these days), but if i had to bet i'd place all my money on it being female, i'd say i'm 98% sure. inb4 "Ah but what if that's what they want you to think" sure it's possible, but i'd say not a whole lot of strait guys are attracted to overly muscle women and i suspect that if you're in the business of trappin you'd want to cast as wide a net as possible which means going the route of being as traditionally feminine and attractive looking as possible. | ||
| #133 - Not sure about everybody else but i'd really like some pronunc… | 11/30/2015 on Lovecraft comp 2 | 0 |
| #48 - Picture | 11/30/2015 on m45t3r h4xx0r | 0 |
| #22 - Well it's definitely easier when you don't give a **** … | 11/28/2015 on m45t3r h4xx0r | -6 |
| #19 - Might have something to do with the language....? idk honestly… | 11/28/2015 on Eyebrows | -1 |
| #9 - I'd like to take a second to point out and reflect upon exactl… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on Avatar Extras Trivia: Book... | +9 |
 i think koh could only have been handled by an airbender, they practice peace of mind from a young age and are taught to remain calm and steady, no other people do this and therefore no other people have such control over their emotions. zuko would also have died, he has serious resting bitch face | ||
| #15 - Well i was going to say cap, but then i watched the trailer an… | 11/28/2015 on Civil War | 0 |
| #13 - It works fine for me.... Does it say anything specific or is i… [+] (4 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on Eyebrows | 0 |
| Might have something to do with the language....? idk honestly i'm not sure how to help, i did try to find another source but couldn't find anything that just has the bit i wanted. If you're really interested it's from the comedy special of a guy named Ben Bailey, the special is called Road rage and accidental ornithology and the part i linked was him talking about moving into the woods at about 20ish minutes into the special. | ||
| #12 - Comment deleted | 11/28/2015 on Eyebrows | 0 |
| #5 - OPs face when a ***** moment occurs. | 11/28/2015 on How to kill ants | +9 |
| #21 - Now this is how you do a cringe comp. | 11/28/2015 on suffering | +1 |
| #11 - You know he has acted again right? I can't attest to him being… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/28/2015 on when U refuse 2 grow up | 0 |
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| #15 - Good for you? You want a cookie or something... All i'm saying… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on m45t3r h4xx0r | -7 |
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