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| #116 - Octopus is having none of your **** . Seriously tho… | 12/21/2015 on Octopus | 0 |
| #284 - TFW steering wheel is on the wrong side! I know there's … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on Act of kindness in +40C... | 0 |
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| #66 - If any or all of these things were full fledged music videos t… | 12/20/2015 on Rekt: The Musical | 0 |
| #61 - I don't honestly know.... See the thing is if I paid there wou… | 12/19/2015 on Card Declined | 0 |
| #101 - This! Beyond anything famous people aren't awesome or magi… | 12/19/2015 on Disney syndrome | 0 |
| #99 - Okay first of all Miley has actual porn... I feel like a censo… | 12/19/2015 on Disney syndrome | 0 |
| #121 - I don't ******* blame him. She's hot as **** fir… | 12/19/2015 on (untitled) | +13 |
| #16 - So is it just me or is FJ ******** on your load times a… | 12/17/2015 on wat | +2 |
| #270 - Some people have low sex drives or high standards or social an… | 12/17/2015 on Video games cause violence | 0 |
| #254 - I firmly believe the only reason this **** continues to… | 12/13/2015 on RIP western civilisation 3 | 0 |
| #266 - yes. | 12/09/2015 on Job stories from a personal... | 0 |
| #155 - I did watch lost and that ending did royally piss me right the… | 12/09/2015 on The best tool... | +1 |
| #31 - Right.... i mean, a computer is never going to be at the level… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/09/2015 on amazing | 0 |
| Quantum computers aren't actually more powerful than regular computers. They just calculate shit in a different way. The whole thing with people thinking quantum computers are faster is just one of those clickbait titles that doesn't tell you the whole story. A quantum computer would be good at processing swathes of data such as you get out of the LHC or the stuff you put into super computers like Watson to calculate things such as the movement of air molecules and the simulation of galactic events/weather formations. Not exactly the stuff a PC is used for. A quantum PC and a PC would still have the same capabilities. One would be faster in some areas, the other would be faster in others. And each would be slow in their own areas. Furthermore it doesn't matter what hardware you have. You can have a 70s computer and run a WoW bot off it. You just have to have the right programming. Without programming nothing ever happens, and the program is only as good as the programmers. With the right program compiled by a genius and enough memory to hold it, a 70s computer could stream input data directly to a WoW server, or to a slave computer running the game and it could get rank 1 pvp (or whatever it is). The bots on league are pretty shitty. But they're good. Loads of my friends get cocky and actually end up dying to intermediate bots because they take them for granted. A bot with a skillshot rarely misses. The occasions they do are either with effective dodges, or flashes/dashes. Sometimes they even predict the flash. But then again you can kite them for days because they immediately go full aggro 2v1 and stop attacking you and run when they hit 1/4 HP without so much as a backwards glance. They also take minion aggro like it's not even there. Tl;dr A computer can beat a human in anything, providing the programming is good enough, and you only need the hardware to run the program, adding more won't do much. (Think of chess, computers beat people because they have the programming to do so, and the people who did this obviously didn't write a good enough program). Who told you quantum computers wouldn't be faster than regular computers? Granted, I'm not the guy building it, but the whole bonus to quantum computers was that they operated on more than a binary state. As I understand it it's that rather than getting information solely from whether or not an electron is present, they get information based on the state of the particle as well, meaning more information can be processed per second, which is what makes a computer fast. Obviously you didn't read what I wrote. I said they'd be more useful for super computers and large scale data processing, but they wouldn't be that much faster than a normal transistor based PC, if at all. I did read what you said, clearly you misunderstood what I said. Operating in trinary allows you to communicate 150% as much information as binary per digit. Fundamentally, the speed of a computer is defined by the rate it processes meaningful information, so operating in higher bases allows it to do that. | ||
| #27 - I'll tell you why they'd quit though. The robots would qu… [+] (6 new replies) | 12/09/2015 on amazing | +1 |
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internetnick (12/09/2015) [-] "Just counter." Sorry dude, if it were that cut and dry, Wildturtle wouldn't have hit level 30 with over 100 wins and like, 2 losses. The computer could figure out what to do to win if you could make one complex enough to actually learn from pvp matches, which as far as I know, is currently impossible with a game as complicated as League. Right.... i mean, a computer is never going to be at the level of the best humans at that kind of game there's to many micro decisions you need to make depending on to many variables and shit changes around to quickly, so the machine would, considering it's skill level, inevitably be countered and not be able to deal with shit. Unless it's a quantum computer, but then at the point where we've got those running and actually doing shit computers will be better than humans at basically everything. TL;DR- the realistic version for todays(ish) tech wouldn't be able to keep up, the kind that actually could anyalize and make those decisions though (quantum computer) would beat humans every time no matter what. Quantum computers aren't actually more powerful than regular computers. They just calculate shit in a different way. The whole thing with people thinking quantum computers are faster is just one of those clickbait titles that doesn't tell you the whole story. A quantum computer would be good at processing swathes of data such as you get out of the LHC or the stuff you put into super computers like Watson to calculate things such as the movement of air molecules and the simulation of galactic events/weather formations. Not exactly the stuff a PC is used for. A quantum PC and a PC would still have the same capabilities. One would be faster in some areas, the other would be faster in others. And each would be slow in their own areas. Furthermore it doesn't matter what hardware you have. You can have a 70s computer and run a WoW bot off it. You just have to have the right programming. Without programming nothing ever happens, and the program is only as good as the programmers. With the right program compiled by a genius and enough memory to hold it, a 70s computer could stream input data directly to a WoW server, or to a slave computer running the game and it could get rank 1 pvp (or whatever it is). The bots on league are pretty shitty. But they're good. Loads of my friends get cocky and actually end up dying to intermediate bots because they take them for granted. A bot with a skillshot rarely misses. The occasions they do are either with effective dodges, or flashes/dashes. Sometimes they even predict the flash. But then again you can kite them for days because they immediately go full aggro 2v1 and stop attacking you and run when they hit 1/4 HP without so much as a backwards glance. They also take minion aggro like it's not even there. Tl;dr A computer can beat a human in anything, providing the programming is good enough, and you only need the hardware to run the program, adding more won't do much. (Think of chess, computers beat people because they have the programming to do so, and the people who did this obviously didn't write a good enough program). Who told you quantum computers wouldn't be faster than regular computers? Granted, I'm not the guy building it, but the whole bonus to quantum computers was that they operated on more than a binary state. As I understand it it's that rather than getting information solely from whether or not an electron is present, they get information based on the state of the particle as well, meaning more information can be processed per second, which is what makes a computer fast. Obviously you didn't read what I wrote. I said they'd be more useful for super computers and large scale data processing, but they wouldn't be that much faster than a normal transistor based PC, if at all. I did read what you said, clearly you misunderstood what I said. Operating in trinary allows you to communicate 150% as much information as binary per digit. Fundamentally, the speed of a computer is defined by the rate it processes meaningful information, so operating in higher bases allows it to do that. | ||
| #142 - Didn't Hitler lose them a war and land, leaving them worse off… | 12/09/2015 on "Trump was right" | +2 |
| #83 - Minor spoilers/review ahead. I got this game for xbox and… | 12/09/2015 on Motposters Favorites:... | 0 |
| #10 - I feel like if ever "there's two kinds of people" fi… | 12/09/2015 on oh japan | 0 |
| #27 - Actual spoiler ahead. Is it bad that i sorta identified … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/09/2015 on Stupid fangirls | 0 |
| As someone who hasn't seen either, I'm not sure which you're spoilering. As a sociopath, I'd say its fine, if not complimentary to his character for being able to portray a normal person, or an insult to him being unable to act out a psychopath accurately, those letting normal people relate, though that would still be a good thing from storylines and production POV's | ||
| #24 - >Implying the devil would deal with somebody he wouldn't ha… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/08/2015 on BLM | +7 |
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anon (12/09/2015) [-] Maybe if you don't care about your soul, then he knows he already has you, so why would he waste his time? #38 -
kingpongthedon (12/09/2015) [-] Nah dude, it's more like the dealer who gives the first hit free. You're like "Oh, what's the harm in trying it once?" Next thing you know you're hooked on methamphetamine for life. | ||
| #115 - I guess if you're a huge comic book nerd who gets their pantie… | 12/08/2015 on Batman vs superman easter eggs | 0 |
| #22 - Internet bro commin' in big with that save. | 12/08/2015 on Biggest bro save of all time.. | 0 |
| #57 - I feel like a better comparison might be "I'm not going t… | 12/08/2015 on Sex | 0 |
| #58 - Personally i loved every episode but i was pretty high when i … [+] (2 new replies) | 12/08/2015 on The best tool... | +2 |
| If you like to watch Tv shows while you're stoned off your ass you should watch Lost. Probably one of the best shows I've ever seen and I watched half of it sober. Be wary though, the ending is known to piss royally people off. Don't look into it. #155 -
derpthefifth (12/09/2015) [-] I did watch lost and that ending did royally piss me right the fuck off. All that goddamn time building shit up, all that misery and all that time and that shitty fucking ending was basically "Hey fuck you people" And then they try to pass of that "Oh well it's about the characters" bullshit... no it fucking wasn't, i don't give a single fucking fuck about Mrs "I can't make up my mind i'll fuck them both" or any of their dumb asses what i want to know is why there's a fucking polar bear on the island but instead they just kill everybody and do some retarded metaphor for heven to make everything somehow okay in the end. MFW lost. | ||
| #59 - I believe the reply just below that is "No" | 12/08/2015 on /k/ | 0 |
| #133 - I like to read it with the bottom line as a reply. "… | 12/08/2015 on I AM. | 0 |
