derpthefifth
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 19 |
| Date Signed Up: | 11/16/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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| Comment Ranking: | #1789 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #7923 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #419 |
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| Comment Level Progress: | 45% (45/100) Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor |
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| Total Comments Made: | 4264 |
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latest user's comments
| #57 - Or you could be me and live with both of those opinions simult… | 12/24/2015 on Retail | 0 |
| #87 - In the event that you really can't make any friends you get to… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/24/2015 on This Is Hell | 0 |
| Nope. Just made up the shittiest "helping people move" story i could think of off the top of my head.... | ||
| #11131799 - Picture | 12/22/2015 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #7 - Well i mean Ron Jeremy, but i get the point she's trying to make... [+] (7 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on She makes sense | +12 |
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| #32 - Not that i condone that behavior, and i think she deserves to … | 12/21/2015 on Gun owners | 0 |
| #23 - I guess that depends on your response.... | 12/21/2015 on Suu knows | +1 |
| #22 - Nuff said. | 12/21/2015 on first world problems | +1 |
| #11 - This is the exact thing i've said and will say time and time a… | 12/21/2015 on Spain brings the pain | +4 |
| #6 - Or it's a picture of the actual computer screen.... i didn't … | 12/21/2015 on Adidas | 0 |
| #4 - Or the guy took the shot as an attempt to post it on 4chan as … [+] (3 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Adidas | +1 |
| Or it's a picture of the actual computer screen.... i didn't even notice that. Idunno maybe he's trying to contribute to the fantasy of autistic base fucking anon who can't get his shit together? | ||
| #9 - No.... Why would you bother to reply and not read the comment … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on Our business | +12 |
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| #19 - the thing is.... if this was hentai i'd probably actually watc… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Suu knows | +4 |
 Sometimes the tease is worth more than the sex itself. even if you know its blatant tease. | ||
| #27 - Tits are pretty awesome though..... And look, knowing the … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on cosplay hoeing | 0 |
 the thing is like a lot of halloween costume stuff that arent that sexual get turn into tits mcgee bull shit which is the probleme . I love tits too but you shouldn't wak out a cosplay to show off your rack its not the point of cosplay. | ||
| #6 - I've just taken out my first student loan. God save me i think… | 12/21/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #17 - TFW sunken chest with no booty. [+] (6 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Painted cleavage | +98 |
 Sid Meier's "Pirates!". It is about pirates, is an RPG, and has a 10/10 on steam. Come to think of it, why haven't I played this yet? | ||
| #7 - Really though bitches be talking and **** .... In high s… [+] (6 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Our business | +54 |
 there was a girl i barely knew and when she got a new boyfriend the first thing she told me about him was that he had a small dick i don't know how she thought it was a good idea to do that but we don't talk anymore  Nah man, you only had that trouble because you could only get the sloots. No.... Why would you bother to reply and not read the comment you're replying to...? Honestly it wasn't even anything bad i just wasn't comfortable with people i didn't know, knowing personal private shit about me. | ||
| #237 - I agree with you, i've just got a little more sympathy i guess… | 12/21/2015 on Why is this a thing? | 0 |
| #8 - MFW "Very brave for her size" I'm not even goin… [+] (17 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on 2 dogs trick a rat out of bed | +53 |
 Don't worry we have a german shepherd too. He can make stop you laughing by one single command. > is nazi? are you fucking retarded? name is concetrationcamp not concentrationcamp You call me a nazi and now you are surprised that I'm not very happy about that? You sound not like a very clever person. It came in my mind while browsing on efukt.com I was watching a girl that was extremely underweight. At the same day I created a profile on FJ.... I pointed out that I have dogs. If you feel offended by that, you can go fuck yourself. nigger as I said...if you feel offended by anything I said you can go fuck yourself...feel free to do that calling someone autistic on FJ is like calling someone chink is asia #31 -
anon (12/21/2015) [-] How many people have you blocked for saying things you don't like. Im curious. You blocked me months ago (talldumbdork) and the only reason I found out was when I went to reply to something. Is this your safe space now? Blocking spam I understand, but different opinions bother you that much? dear talldumbdork, I'm simply not interested in a converstation or friendship with you. You have to accept that. Now stop stalking me, please. #19 -
anon (12/21/2015) [-] ur dog know how to jump through the internet kid? No? Then quit with the empty threats, you're embarrassing yourself. #10 -
anon (12/21/2015) [-] Wow GG. Blocked for nothing. I wasn't even trying to be a dick, although don't get me wrong i loath tiny shivering rats, it just honestly made me laugh. I figured this gif in particular was pretty synonyms with random laughter. | ||
| #11 - I think this might possibly be the best example of outdated te… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on Jesusmobile | +1 |
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rousingloki (12/22/2015) [-] I think it might just be the biggest example of when not to use question marks. | ||
| #9 - That's kinda hot.... I mean i can't recite any verses at all s… | 12/21/2015 on Pastors | +3 |
| #228 - See the argument is that by denying someone a drivers license,… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Why is this a thing? | -1 |
 In order for them to be hindering their rights to travel, they would need to be detaining them to one spot. You're more than capable of walking, biking, scooting, running, rollerblading, heely-ing, crabwalking, or scussorkicking wherever the fuck you need, so long as it doesn't break any secondary laws. You can't go busting in someone's private property while shouting "don't hinder my right to travel!" Its all based on the social contract, which is just a darker version of the Golden rule. The people in the content were demanding their "right" to free travel while endangerous everyone else by speeding, driving while high, etc. If you're incapable of responsibly driving, you lose the privilege to do so, and while I would be cross if I ever fit in that category, I would be a major cockohllic to pose the argument I should be an exception. I agree with you, i've just got a little more sympathy i guess. My uncle is on a fixed income and lost his license because of a couple unpaid parking tickets which he actually couldn't afford to pay, the nearest grocery store is like a half hour drive away and he's not able to move closer because he doesn't have the money to move..... I still don't think they should rewrite entire laws just for a few people such as him, but seeing his circumstances gives the point a little more weight for me personally. | ||
| #92 - I thought this was gonna be another ****** death metal … [+] (5 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Anons taste in music | +3 |
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senorpothead (12/21/2015) [-]  Hope you like Obituary, saw them live and they are tight as the face of a beverly hills houswife. #295 -
senorpothead (12/21/2015) [-] www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFByYnp27Zs forgot the link enjoy. also found this band recently www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSs8-LBDL8 Pestilence a dutch metal which fucking shreds, too bad they are gone #294 -
senorpothead (12/21/2015) [-] I saw them somewhere in September during a cheap one day festival for 15 euros in holland, bill was awesome... well for the most part... it Obituary came first, then came Cannibal Corpse and last was Sepultura. so that was fucking great. But before the brutality you had cringy emo core bands and to top it off, the king of shitty power metal Sabaton was the main act. every kid wore a Sabaton shirt, man that sucked. You literally have three pretty legendary bands, and they played back to back so it was 3 hours of moshing breaking my neck and almost feinting due to the fucking kick drum of Sepultura, to finish it off you have that swedish band who all wear matching outfits and sucking on the teet of dead folks, yeah I really hate them. Also death fucking rocks, best song for me is choke on it those evil archaic notes get me everytime. | ||
| #178 - This is one of those crazy conspiracy nuttbag things. I've got… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Why is this a thing? | -1 |
| Except you kinda do need a license, and to pay those fees which ultimate prove you know what you're doing, and are responsible enough to opporatr that vehicle, which is what it means by "privilege". That and the fact that it's a 2 ton screaming Metal death trap. People die. See the argument is that by denying someone a drivers license, or by insisting they have one in order to drive, you're restricting their right to travel freely because, as we all know (At least in the US) driving is a necessity. I'm not saying i agree with the argument because like you said giant metal death trap, but the argument makes a certain sort of sense when you're more concerned with freedom than safety. Seriously though you can't live in the US and not drive, well you can but the list of extra bullshit you've got to go through on account of not driving is staggering. In order for them to be hindering their rights to travel, they would need to be detaining them to one spot. You're more than capable of walking, biking, scooting, running, rollerblading, heely-ing, crabwalking, or scussorkicking wherever the fuck you need, so long as it doesn't break any secondary laws. You can't go busting in someone's private property while shouting "don't hinder my right to travel!" Its all based on the social contract, which is just a darker version of the Golden rule. The people in the content were demanding their "right" to free travel while endangerous everyone else by speeding, driving while high, etc. If you're incapable of responsibly driving, you lose the privilege to do so, and while I would be cross if I ever fit in that category, I would be a major cockohllic to pose the argument I should be an exception. I agree with you, i've just got a little more sympathy i guess. My uncle is on a fixed income and lost his license because of a couple unpaid parking tickets which he actually couldn't afford to pay, the nearest grocery store is like a half hour drive away and he's not able to move closer because he doesn't have the money to move..... I still don't think they should rewrite entire laws just for a few people such as him, but seeing his circumstances gives the point a little more weight for me personally. | ||
| #35 - Ah yes... the typical feminazi with their battle cry of "… | 12/21/2015 on TRIGGERED | +1 |
| #60 - I guess i'll take the red thumbs for agreeing with you, but i … | 12/21/2015 on special needs students | +8 |
