derpthefifth
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 19 |
| Date Signed Up: | 11/16/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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| #78 - Seems like a bit of a dick but i think i needed this. I'm not … | 12/31/2015 on Guy destroys fat acceptance... | +1 |
| #28 - right.... you keep telling yourself that. [+] (14 new replies) | 12/31/2015 on Wife sees husbano`s porn... | -2 |
| Okay, that's fair but considering the content that it came from it seemed to me people were/are trying to say they jerk off to gay porn but totally aren't gay or anything irl. To which i would say, if it looks like a duck, and it walks like a duck, it's probably a really gay duck. (Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just kinda stupid to go looking at gay porn and then argue you're not at least a little bit gay.) I don't feel like it's that complicated. Gay being you get excited/turned on by members of the same sex or tranys (because yes, a transvestite is just a guy with tits). It's one thing to watch a guy fucking some girl and get turned on because he's well equipped and you know she's going to enjoy it, but basically porn that doesn't have women in it is at least a little bit gay. Although i know you or somebody on here will disagree with me. See i guess that's where we differ, because saying homosexuality is sexual behavior only is like saying you're only a psychopath if you kill someone, when really if the underlying tendencies and traits are there it doesn't matter if you've done the thing or not, you've still got the pathology. Did not make the best comparison seeing as buttsex is mostly harmless, but i just woke up so muh brain is foggy. #90 -
mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-] you have to realize that the way we enjoy porn differs a lot from person to person. Some have a few actors/actresses which they like others have scenarios or genres. My point is that seeing porn as a scale between straight and gay is pretty much pointless. Jesus fuck you sound like one of those "gender isn't a binary concept" people..... What porn you watch is between you, your god of choice, and your preferred hand but it's all at least leaning a little more one way than the other, there's no magical in between area (bisexual just means you're into both). Literally the whole of human sexuality can be summed up by 3 catagories. 1) Gay (you like members of the same sex or are attracted to people with the same sex organs as you have) 2) Straight (you like the opposite sex, or people with the opposite sex organs as you've got) 3) Other. You're into animals or some other fictional nonhuman entity. You can call yourself whatever name you feel like, but you're still some combination of those categories. IDGAF if you only like watching hardcore gay trany porn on a Wednesday and only if one of the two performers has had a sex change, it's still kinda gay. If we make contact with aliens then i'll totally be open to revisit the concept but until then it's not fucking rocket science. #92 -
mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-] le sjw le tumblr le conservative meme dude all i'm saying is your concept of porn is like a piece of stale bread Um.... Da fuck? My concept of porn is the same as everybody elses (not that i watch all of it, but i am aware of it), i'm literally just saying that what's out there can be categorized and it's not some vague mysterious entity that transcends human sexuality or something... #94 -
mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-] the porn itself can be categorized your reasons for watching it goes beyond you normal sexuality. K. So your point is that everybody has their own reasons for watching the porn that they watch and being into the things that they're into... which changes absolutely nothing about the thing they're into. If i were more interested in an individual i might give a fuck but most of the time i don't. Anyway tbh this was more a venting of my frustrations at people who (for instance) watch gay porn and then try to tell you why they watch it like it makes it less gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the denial sortof annoys me. While on the other hand you seem to be making a point to say as little as possible. #98 -
mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-] I used to make long posts but then I realized that it was pretty much pointless. By leaving gaps you also notice how people fill them in thus revealing more about themselves. | ||
| #21 - I'm just going to quit smoking weed, make new friends, stop wa… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/31/2015 on You're doing terrible this... | +3 |
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anon (12/31/2015) [-] Simple stuff. Good luck to you. I've been struggling getting in a good exercise routine but it's all fine. The way i see it you have to start with the simple stuff. The once that becomes second nature you can add onto it and before you know it you're not a shitty person. #29 -
anon (12/31/2015) [-] Pretty much. People start too big, then they crash and burn. New habits are best made in progressive steps. This is actually supported by research in educational/motivational psychology, which I've been studying for s's and g's the past few months. One piece of advice for you that I learned the hard way: with exercising, especially if you start to take it more seriously, get your diet in order. If you're looking to lose weight, the majority of that is going to come from a proper diet. If you're looking to bulk up because you're a skinny bastard (as was my case), then find a sustainable meal plan that lets you take in a lot of healthy carbs and calories, or you'll start crashing mid-exercise after about a month or so. Different anon, by the way. | ||
| #171 - No wonder he wears the mask.... i mean, it can't just be me th… | 12/31/2015 on Kylo Ren | +1 |
| #40 - Everybody saying this was rape.... honestly i don't feel like … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/31/2015 on Dropbox Comp Part Deux | +2 |
| #107 - Hey! I thought i blocked you... what gives. | 12/29/2015 on I made a new feature | +1 |
| #21 - Dewey is a piano player/music snob Malcolm is a genius … | 12/28/2015 on Reese Cooks | +8 |
| #51 - Okay.... i'll be the guy, i'll say it.... Doesn't he kinda loo… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/28/2015 on Simon Bunce | 0 |
 I actually knew a guy who had child pornography, and he was not at all the kind of person you would think of. Ex-member of a military band, shaved head, athletic, looked like the kind of guy you would see at a rally against "degeneracy", not participating in the shit itself. | ||
| #34 - Except cheating in a relationship is a lot like cheating on a … | 12/28/2015 on flawless math. | 0 |
| #196 - Man... she looks sexy as **** but to be honest i think … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/28/2015 on Double standards | +1 |
| #72 - Whereas Americans get that confidence instead of an education. [+] (2 new replies) | 12/28/2015 on Stupid school | +3 |
 is that why Canadians come down to america to continue higher education? | ||
| #11 - I see nothing wrong with this. | 12/27/2015 on Sex | +4 |
| #5 - If buff guys are male power fantasys than slim busty women are… [+] (10 new replies) | 12/27/2015 on Maximum power | +30 |
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anon (12/27/2015) [-] ''Maybe it is worse for women, but nobody has ever expected them to look like the women they see in makeup commercials or beauty magazines, they've just decided that all men want them to look that way.'' But sadly you're wrong. Maybe you are not like this, maybe your friends and family are not like this. But a lot of men are like this. Putting aside the competition with other women thing, a lot of men also forget that the women in magazines are not real. I know this is purely anecdotal but I have dated one of these types of men in the past. ''Lose weight, lose height, tone more, put on more makeup, no more makeup, women should have big eyes. Take smaller steps, wear low cut tops, put on more makeup, dye your hair, dye your hair this colour, use more moisturiser women should be smooth.'' Bearing in mind I was allergic to the makeup and it would make my eyes puff and water he thought I should still wear it because 'that's what women should do'. He thought losing weight meant you would lose height and he thought every woman should have that dirty blond hair colour because 'that's how women look good'. ''Women should look good for men.'' while pulling out pictures of his favourite porn star and film actresses. And speaking to a lot of other women it seems the majority have had this type of relationship with this type of man. They're not uncommon unfortunately.  It's interesting to note that the people most concerned with a woman's appearance is other women. Hence the "beauty industry" was born to capitalise on their insecurity.  though males don't care b/c females do it automatically and its so common we've learned not to directly bring it up. but if women didn't do it as much for each other we'd care more then we do now No, males don't care because males have far lower standards proportional to women. A study found that according to women the average man is below averagely attractive, compared to the male's smooth bell curve distribution.  Christ man get off this site theres more to life than getting little chalk points for winning internet arguments I see you on like every single post arguing one thing or another I was under the impression that the comments section didn't have a rule stating "if distribution doesn't like it then get rid of it!" its not that I dont like you or whatever you do, its just theres more to life than this I'm doing what I want to do, stop whining and do what YOU want to do.  No see it's one rule for us and another for them pigs are more equal | ||
| #26 - I see that gun commin' at the end there. Somebodies about to get shot. | 12/27/2015 on bye waifu | +3 |
| #11 - MFW countries that don't have ranch dressing | 12/27/2015 on American | 0 |
| #58 - Comment deleted | 12/27/2015 on Force Awakens | 0 |
| #31 - Sounds like you made the right call.... Trust me from the othe… | 12/27/2015 on (3) - Funnyjunk - Funny... | 0 |
| #7 - He can sing, he can dance, he can pretend to be strait, what m… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/27/2015 on yuhgcjvuivgjkcrxjzxyd | +19 |
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anon (12/27/2015) [-] What strait does he pretend to be? Is it the one in Gibraltar? I hope so. That's my favourite strait. | ||
| #28 - "On all levels except physical, i am loyal" Sooo… | 12/27/2015 on No traitors allowed | 0 |
| #23 - Only just recently saw it so i wasn't expecting that but after… | 12/27/2015 on Anon joins the army | +1 |
| #36 - All of these people look pretty ****** up before hand t… | 12/27/2015 on What Drugs Do To You | 0 |
| #37 - That's my fetish.... not eye tape, just a hot girl … | 12/27/2015 on The eternal struggle of... | 0 |
| #53 - K so there's only a 1/3 chance of it getting a name from that … | 12/27/2015 on OP is an idiot | +2 |
| #28 - I was totally with that until i got to that "Strong indep… | 12/27/2015 on Can't think of a title | 0 |
| #25 - You know what we need? We need a serial killer who hunts down … | 12/27/2015 on Potatot is king | +1 |
