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Date Signed Up:11/16/2014
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#91 - Jesus **** you sound like one of those "gender isn…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Wife sees husbano`s porn... 0
#92 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
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dude all i'm saying is your concept of porn is like a piece of stale bread
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#93 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
Um.... Da fuck? My concept of porn is the same as everybody elses (not that i watch all of it, but i am aware of it), i'm literally just saying that what's out there can be categorized and it's not some vague mysterious entity that transcends human sexuality or something...
#94 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
the porn itself can be categorized your reasons for watching it goes beyond you normal sexuality.
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#95 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
K.
So your point is that everybody has their own reasons for watching the porn that they watch and being into the things that they're into... which changes absolutely nothing about the thing they're into. If i were more interested in an individual i might give a fuck but most of the time i don't.
Anyway tbh this was more a venting of my frustrations at people who (for instance) watch gay porn and then try to tell you why they watch it like it makes it less gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the denial sortof annoys me.
#96 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
yeah i noticed that the way you type reeks of frustration
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#97 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
While on the other hand you seem to be making a point to say as little as possible.
#98 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
I used to make long posts but then I realized that it was pretty much pointless. By leaving gaps you also notice how people fill them in thus revealing more about themselves.
#98 - She literally can't stop you jerking in the shower. If anon ca… 01/02/2016 on Anon can't masturbate +3
#12 - Let's get this ****** a show! 01/01/2016 on The Year of Loyalty 0
#10 - Well obviously you release to a select crowd and do a few conc… 01/01/2016 on Music 0
#43 - I agree. The whales should go back to the ocean and leave the … 01/01/2016 on Tumblr is at it again 0
#47 - See i think the problem is the repression. Nobody ever teaches… 01/01/2016 on Four Stages of The Dark Side +1
#79 - Zeus, oh lord and savior of "ima put ma dick in it!"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Learned a new word today +1
#86 - thehistorylover (01/01/2016) [-]
I think he once kidnapped a handsome prince just to make him his bottom bitch ... that's some yaoi fuel, right there.
#52 - There aren't a lot of things that really set me off that badly… 01/01/2016 on Being a woman +5
#34 - Lol..... Real men don't give a **** about how much mone… 01/01/2016 on Drugs +2
#30 - I'll just leave this here.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Genies +3
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#36 - nachobeldavid (01/01/2016) [-]
I will wiki the plot line and youtube the ending at another time. Thank you friend
#146 - I.... I am not worthy! 01/01/2016 on TFW You Can't Afford... 0
#36 - "If you're not retarded and a "im a gamurr I don't n… 01/01/2016 on Dark Souls 0
#12 - Yeah according to the thing, which somebody else posted, he's … 01/01/2016 on Wallets 0
#4 - MFW. Is that a real thing? please god say it aint so.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Wallets 0
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#11 - shieeetposter (01/01/2016) [-]
He seems to be referencing actual feminism in his letter tho. Unless he honestly believes thirdwave feminasties suffered the way they say.
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#12 - derpthefifth (01/01/2016) [-]
Yeah according to the thing, which somebody else posted, he's clearly referencing vanilla feminism and it was taken out of context, i'd just never seen it before so i was curious and i didn't/don't care enough to look it up myself.
#30 - Right, that's why agents of shield doesn't have mutants in it,…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2016 on He didn't see that one coming +3
#46 - matamune (01/01/2016) [-]
Those are inhumans. they are pretty cool in the comics
Pic is their king, Black Bolt
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#58 - shieeetposter (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm no Marvel expert, but was he the guy that doesn't talk in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance because his voice can destroy everything?
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#82 - matamune (01/02/2016) [-]
that's the guy.
I think the power is called Voice of the King.
He also has flight, super strength, endurance, low level telepathy and the ability to manipulate something called ambient particles. Most of his abilities might stem from this
#73 - whycanticaps (01/01/2016) [-]
The Hulk fucks his shit up in World War Hulk. It was fantastic. have a couple games of chess between flash and superman for ya
#60 - emperorwatergate (01/01/2016) [-]
Yes.
#16 - If the purpose is entertainment then what good are the rules i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Your D&D Stories 1-3 +6
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#18 - nustix (01/01/2016) [-]
Sure I'm just pointing out why they wouldn't think of these rules. They exist to make the game balanced but ofcourse you can ignore it if you want. There are roleplaying games that don't use those rules at all and only using story telling.
#191 - Wait i thought the Doctor strange movie was coming out in 2017… 01/01/2016 on May lord have mercy on my... 0
#45 - I'm just impressed that he knows the soviet anthem well enough…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Russia's fetish +1
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#51 - bendingtimeisgood (01/01/2016) [-]
He just has the right motivation.
#88 - I don't feel like it's that complicated. Gay being you get exc…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Wife sees husbano`s porn... +1
#90 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
you have to realize that the way we enjoy porn differs a lot from person to person. Some have a few actors/actresses which they like others have scenarios or genres. My point is that seeing porn as a scale between straight and gay is pretty much pointless.
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#91 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
Jesus fuck you sound like one of those "gender isn't a binary concept" people.....
What porn you watch is between you, your god of choice, and your preferred hand but it's all at least leaning a little more one way than the other, there's no magical in between area (bisexual just means you're into both). Literally the whole of human sexuality can be summed up by 3 catagories.
1) Gay (you like members of the same sex or are attracted to people with the same sex organs as you have)
2) Straight (you like the opposite sex, or people with the opposite sex organs as you've got)
3) Other. You're into animals or some other fictional nonhuman entity.
You can call yourself whatever name you feel like, but you're still some combination of those categories. IDGAF if you only like watching hardcore gay trany porn on a Wednesday and only if one of the two performers has had a sex change, it's still kinda gay. If we make contact with aliens then i'll totally be open to revisit the concept but until then it's not fucking rocket science.
#92 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
le sjw le tumblr le conservative meme

dude all i'm saying is your concept of porn is like a piece of stale bread
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#93 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
Um.... Da fuck? My concept of porn is the same as everybody elses (not that i watch all of it, but i am aware of it), i'm literally just saying that what's out there can be categorized and it's not some vague mysterious entity that transcends human sexuality or something...
#94 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
the porn itself can be categorized your reasons for watching it goes beyond you normal sexuality.
User avatar
#95 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
K.
So your point is that everybody has their own reasons for watching the porn that they watch and being into the things that they're into... which changes absolutely nothing about the thing they're into. If i were more interested in an individual i might give a fuck but most of the time i don't.
Anyway tbh this was more a venting of my frustrations at people who (for instance) watch gay porn and then try to tell you why they watch it like it makes it less gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the denial sortof annoys me.
#96 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
yeah i noticed that the way you type reeks of frustration
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#97 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
While on the other hand you seem to be making a point to say as little as possible.
#98 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
I used to make long posts but then I realized that it was pretty much pointless. By leaving gaps you also notice how people fill them in thus revealing more about themselves.
User avatar
#89 - ninjaroo (01/01/2016) [-]
I have no response because I largely agree with you. So uh, keep on truckin, you. Good talking.
#86 - Okay, that's fair but considering the content that it came fro…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Wife sees husbano`s porn... +1
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#87 - ninjaroo (01/01/2016) [-]
I see where you're coming from, but homosexuality is a sexual behavior, so I can also see where he's coming from. Really, it depends on what you mean by "gay".
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#88 - derpthefifth (01/01/2016) [-]
I don't feel like it's that complicated. Gay being you get excited/turned on by members of the same sex or tranys (because yes, a transvestite is just a guy with tits). It's one thing to watch a guy fucking some girl and get turned on because he's well equipped and you know she's going to enjoy it, but basically porn that doesn't have women in it is at least a little bit gay. Although i know you or somebody on here will disagree with me.

See i guess that's where we differ, because saying homosexuality is sexual behavior only is like saying you're only a psychopath if you kill someone, when really if the underlying tendencies and traits are there it doesn't matter if you've done the thing or not, you've still got the pathology. Did not make the best comparison seeing as buttsex is mostly harmless, but i just woke up so muh brain is foggy.
#90 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
you have to realize that the way we enjoy porn differs a lot from person to person. Some have a few actors/actresses which they like others have scenarios or genres. My point is that seeing porn as a scale between straight and gay is pretty much pointless.
User avatar
#91 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
Jesus fuck you sound like one of those "gender isn't a binary concept" people.....
What porn you watch is between you, your god of choice, and your preferred hand but it's all at least leaning a little more one way than the other, there's no magical in between area (bisexual just means you're into both). Literally the whole of human sexuality can be summed up by 3 catagories.
1) Gay (you like members of the same sex or are attracted to people with the same sex organs as you have)
2) Straight (you like the opposite sex, or people with the opposite sex organs as you've got)
3) Other. You're into animals or some other fictional nonhuman entity.
You can call yourself whatever name you feel like, but you're still some combination of those categories. IDGAF if you only like watching hardcore gay trany porn on a Wednesday and only if one of the two performers has had a sex change, it's still kinda gay. If we make contact with aliens then i'll totally be open to revisit the concept but until then it's not fucking rocket science.
#92 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
le sjw le tumblr le conservative meme

dude all i'm saying is your concept of porn is like a piece of stale bread
User avatar
#93 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
Um.... Da fuck? My concept of porn is the same as everybody elses (not that i watch all of it, but i am aware of it), i'm literally just saying that what's out there can be categorized and it's not some vague mysterious entity that transcends human sexuality or something...
#94 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
the porn itself can be categorized your reasons for watching it goes beyond you normal sexuality.
User avatar
#95 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
K.
So your point is that everybody has their own reasons for watching the porn that they watch and being into the things that they're into... which changes absolutely nothing about the thing they're into. If i were more interested in an individual i might give a fuck but most of the time i don't.
Anyway tbh this was more a venting of my frustrations at people who (for instance) watch gay porn and then try to tell you why they watch it like it makes it less gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the denial sortof annoys me.
#96 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
yeah i noticed that the way you type reeks of frustration
User avatar
#97 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
While on the other hand you seem to be making a point to say as little as possible.
#98 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
I used to make long posts but then I realized that it was pretty much pointless. By leaving gaps you also notice how people fill them in thus revealing more about themselves.
User avatar
#89 - ninjaroo (01/01/2016) [-]
I have no response because I largely agree with you. So uh, keep on truckin, you. Good talking.
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#33 - Don't hate the kid making minimum wage trying to sell that … 12/31/2015 on Ron Swanson +3
#25 - The way i see it you have to start with the simple stuff. The …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on You're doing terrible this... +1
#29 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Pretty much. People start too big, then they crash and burn. New habits are best made in progressive steps. This is actually supported by research in educational/motivational psychology, which I've been studying for s's and g's the past few months.

One piece of advice for you that I learned the hard way: with exercising, especially if you start to take it more seriously, get your diet in order. If you're looking to lose weight, the majority of that is going to come from a proper diet. If you're looking to bulk up because you're a skinny bastard (as was my case), then find a sustainable meal plan that lets you take in a lot of healthy carbs and calories, or you'll start crashing mid-exercise after about a month or so.

Different anon, by the way.
#33 - >Impying that superman could do anything at a speed faster … 12/31/2015 on Chiroptera-man vs superman +16

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