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derpthefifth

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:11/16/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#42 - You seem not to know a whole lot about female psychology so le…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Anon helps move a bed +27
#44 - awesomedewd (01/05/2016) [-]
you guys are all so smart, you must get all of them pussies.
#106 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
well is it serious or sarcastic? I want to know goddamnit!
#45 - derpthefifth (01/05/2016) [-]
#17 - Personally i'm super thankful for those "Y U LYIN" i… 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 3 +31
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#40 - Implying people who weigh 400lbs go anywhere and bring anyone … 01/05/2016 on fml 0
#139 - Or i mean.... Sanders could win and we could all just pretty m… 01/05/2016 on Trumperino -1
#35 - This is the kinda old person i aspire to be. Da **** … 01/04/2016 on This man is a legend! +9
#117 - Picture 01/04/2016 on Anon has a stroke 0
#379 - Idunno man.... The force works in many mysterious ways. All i … 01/04/2016 on (untitled) 0
#11173274 - Picture 01/04/2016 on Happy little board +2
#8 - You ever hear a word so much it just sounds like a wet noodle.…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on (untitled) +5
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#51 - ******* hell it's been 3 days and we've already got stu… 01/03/2016 on IT'S 2016 PEOPLE 0
#153 - I wanna know how the **** han solo who's never used the…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2016 on (untitled) 0
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#210 - asasqw (01/04/2016) [-]
Probably when vader's hand ate three blaster shots and pulled his gun away from across the room
#180 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
well that kinda changed after A New Hope
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#166 - guardianatreyu (01/04/2016) [-]
One of his best friends is the last of the jedi. I'd assume Luke would tell him stuff about it eventually.
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#379 - derpthefifth (01/04/2016) [-]
Idunno man.... The force works in many mysterious ways. All i was saying is he's not a force user so how would he really know?
#77 - I'd like to see one focusing on the unusual sabers/combat styl… 01/03/2016 on Lightsaber Forms 0
#63 - I get that it's weird, but honestly if you can understand cont… 01/03/2016 on Australia 0
#63 - >Not letting me block admins posts so i can run around perp… 01/03/2016 on Huge update coming soon 0
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#28 - TFW "Whatchu gonna do about it, bitch?!" 01/03/2016 on How 2 make an entrance 0
#68 - Honestly, for better or for worse the main difference between … 01/03/2016 on Progress!...lol 0
#148 - I still can't decide if this is hot or autistic as **** ...... 01/03/2016 on You see, gaijin +1
#66 - Personally i wouldn't have been okay with that... i don't care… 01/03/2016 on Bomango - 20 (Weekend Special) 0
#98 - Better question, how does Conan know how people react to denyi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on sex +14
#103 - kanyesfishsticks (01/03/2016) [-]
Conan is actually an avid sex toy collector
#131 - Wait are you ******* on here seriously getting all … 01/03/2016 on tinder game strong 0
#97 - While on the other hand you seem to be making a point to say a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Wife sees husbano`s porn... 0
#98 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
I used to make long posts but then I realized that it was pretty much pointless. By leaving gaps you also notice how people fill them in thus revealing more about themselves.
#95 - K. So your point is that everybody has their own reasons f…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Wife sees husbano`s porn... 0
#96 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
yeah i noticed that the way you type reeks of frustration
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#97 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
While on the other hand you seem to be making a point to say as little as possible.
#98 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
I used to make long posts but then I realized that it was pretty much pointless. By leaving gaps you also notice how people fill them in thus revealing more about themselves.
#93 - Um.... Da **** ? My concept of porn is the same as every…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Wife sees husbano`s porn... 0
#94 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
the porn itself can be categorized your reasons for watching it goes beyond you normal sexuality.
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#95 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
K.
So your point is that everybody has their own reasons for watching the porn that they watch and being into the things that they're into... which changes absolutely nothing about the thing they're into. If i were more interested in an individual i might give a fuck but most of the time i don't.
Anyway tbh this was more a venting of my frustrations at people who (for instance) watch gay porn and then try to tell you why they watch it like it makes it less gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the denial sortof annoys me.
#96 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
yeah i noticed that the way you type reeks of frustration
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#97 - derpthefifth (01/02/2016) [-]
While on the other hand you seem to be making a point to say as little as possible.
#98 - mixedfeelings (01/02/2016) [-]
I used to make long posts but then I realized that it was pretty much pointless. By leaving gaps you also notice how people fill them in thus revealing more about themselves.

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