derpthefifth
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 19 |
| Date Signed Up: | 11/16/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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| #19 - Conversation is not bad! inb4 ******* of red thum… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/16/2015 on Dats Oeffensuhv mini comp | +2 |
 Conversation is great, and there will always be people trying to be offensive just for laughs or whatever, I agree. I just don't think any of it should effect things. If you're offensive to just be offensive, you should be ignored. If you're offend by every little thing, you should be ignored. Conversation is great, and will happen to those really wanting to converse, those on either side of the spectrum just being petty or contrite should be ignored by those seeking conversation, so the other side becomes trolls feeding trolls in an infinite but powerless loop The problem comes in between when you're offended and someone else doesn't understand why. People also tend to take it personally when another person is offended by something they like, and over react. Also on this site in particular most people being offended just get smothered in reds. That's a good point, but a lot of thumbs on this site are also herd mentality, see green vote green and vise versa. If only we didn't take ourselves so seriously maybe | ||
| #9 - Here's the thing though, assuming you know for a fact she's al… | 11/16/2015 on real slut | -1 |
| #13 - 6 was actually pretty good now watch me never remember it in i… | 11/16/2015 on from playboy | +1 |
| #4 - It's easy as **** to get away with that. Just use phras… | 11/16/2015 on Trying to act skilled | +11 |
| #28 - Picture | 11/16/2015 on Why hello there, Satan | +7 |
| #4 - MFW | 11/16/2015 on Parks and Rec | +4 |
| #51 - What i love the most is that they seem to keep trying to get h… [+] (5 new replies) | 11/16/2015 on Roasted cunt | +17 |
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adrenalinbbq (11/16/2015) [-] What? Where are you getting this? This content is explicitly showing him giving an example of one of her voted for policies and calls her out by name and says how bad a mistake that was. HOW is that indirect? Here's the thing though. All he did was provide facts, fact 1- it was a bad idea to go into the middle east because we destabilized the region, fact 2- Hillary voted to go into the middle east. He said the decision was stupid but didn't say she was stupid, even if the difference ultimately only looks semantic i respect that he pulled his punch when it would have been very easy to continue onto a tirade about how she gets sponsored by big corporations and isn't the kind of person we want in the whitehouse. TL;DR he stuck to the facts. #139 -
adrenalinbbq (11/16/2015) [-] option 1 would have been to let Saddam's regime do whatever he wanted. That wasn't going to be acceptable. option 2 was to bomb his bases and hopefully kill him from air raids then let the region do whatever. That would have had the same effect as what we have now, but it would have happened 10 years earlier. What DID happen was we tried to establish a stable government there and arm them to defend themselves. It didn't work 100%, but at least some of it is still there and defends itself from ISIL attack...with our help. Saddams regime? You know it was ultimately found that there was no prewar cooperation between Saddam and al-Qaeda, in addition to no weapon of mass destruction being found. If we hadn't fucked with things i'm not saying it would have been perfect, but aside from them possibly deciding not to give the US oil they likely would be a hell of a lot less war-torn than they are now. One of the main selling points of ISIS is "Fuck you america" and i wonder why that works so well? Shit man even the real terrorists in the region weren't half as well trained or well armed as we thought they were. Oh and if you're talking about regime change in terms of politics and spreading democracy to the area then i guess our next stop better be china, huh? Oh but wait we're not going to do that because they make all our shit and we're in debt to them. It's not about the need to spread democracy and freedom to the area it's a thinly veiled excuse to go in and take something we want. #158 -
adrenalinbbq (11/17/2015) [-] Cooperation or not, it's never a good idea to let a radical dictator in the middle of the desert do whatever he wants. I've talked to locals from around Balad Air Base personally and they were thankful for what we did. | ||
| #24 - Picture | 11/16/2015 on Fapmaster | +8 |
| #22 - I uh.... wow.... That's wrong. I know i'm going to get reds fo… [+] (6 new replies) | 11/16/2015 on Fapmaster | +38 |
| You've got an odd definition of funny. What you're describing sounds more like shock value than humor to me.  That's as near to a good definition of "funny" as you'll get. The unexpected is by far the biggest source of the feeling of mirth in humans. Example: think of any joke. Here, I'll give you one: "Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?" The rational thought process would be to think "well it's an efficient way to distribute a soft drink.." but when it is revealed that the answer is "because he's single", it has become humor, because you were mislead or caught off-guard by the wit of the speaker. The revelation is what results in mirth. By the same token, you would think this story might be a sad one where a guy connects on an emotional level with someone with whom he had only carnal connections beforehand, as you would imagine any rational person would do in the situation the poster had set up. However, it is humorous in that the story took an unexpected turn; he did not make a rational decision, but rather a very outlandish decision. This bait-and-switch form of wit is the very crux of the human sense of humor. The punch ranges from spoonerism, to homonyms, all the way to "basement-dweller turns out to be a complete dick". "Jarring" is perhaps the most extreme feeling elicited from this "witty deception", but it falls within the realm of humor quite comfortably. | ||
| #14 - Rich kid detected. | 11/16/2015 on States of Gay | +3 |
| #35 - MFW | 11/16/2015 on The Golden Monkey Fist! | 0 |
| #13 - Am i the only one who's first thought was "dick splinters" [+] (1 new reply) | 11/16/2015 on Jeroom comp V | +3 |
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| #43 - Though in this case he probably deserves it. Honestly i t… | 11/16/2015 on Do you wanna build a straw... | +1 |
| #52 - Because i have the kind of brain that can't help but want to t… | 11/16/2015 on well ladies? | 0 |
| #120 - Morality is objective, it's just a set of ideas we've construc… | 11/16/2015 on /pol/ dump #3 | -1 |
| #63 - "I'm not here for a hookup" is just girl code for &q… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/16/2015 on BLACK. PEOPLE. TWITTER.... | +10 |
 Thats cool as long as you aren't showcasing your thot skill set in your profile pic.  "not here for a hook up" + a profile pic like that is just girl code for "I'm here for mind games" | ||
| #91 - You haven't even begun to see me write an essay. There are a … [+] (2 new replies) | 11/15/2015 on First time seeing 20/20 | 0 |
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| #80 - Edgy isn't necessarily trying to act tough, it's just saying s… [+] (4 new replies) | 11/15/2015 on First time seeing 20/20 | +4 |
| You haven't even begun to see me write an essay. There are a | ||
| #143 - "Mother Russia, mother Earth, and ************* Uk… | 11/15/2015 on 2spoon? | 0 |
| #110 - Good for anon. I've never cheated, i never would, and i'd… | 11/15/2015 on No cheating | 0 |
| #44 - Math isn't the answer to everything. Ofcourse i said i was req… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/15/2015 on 100% REAL | 0 |
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hassoutobi (11/15/2015) [-] Alright, good enough. Also, about the ''doing'' part, I just got over excited and kinda typed without thinking, hahahah that's so akward, sorry... ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ ʷᵗʰ ᵒᶰᵉ ᵉʸᵉ ᵒᵖᵉᶰ ᵇʳᵘʰ | ||
| #65 - 1) You implied it 2) Agree to disagree 3) It's more ab… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/15/2015 on It has begun | 0 |
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| #40 - God damn take it down a peg or three. You calmed the … [+] (5 new replies) | 11/15/2015 on 100% REAL | +2 |
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hassoutobi (11/15/2015) [-] 1-No I didn't. I'm never calm. 2-Even though you won't use it it'S STILL IMPORTANT because it develops your brain and helps you think faster and utlize logic/reason more easily. My old Chemistry Teacher,for example, had to work with a shit-ton of calculus and he admited he didn't use any of it to this day however he's a fucking god at teaching because he's just too good at using logic and reason to explain chemistry to even the most stupid high school kids ( Bear in my I live in Brazil so our definition of stupid is far beyond yours ). Seriously, alright you might not like math but learning it WILL help you in your future because while you migh not enjoy it is, along with reading and discusing things in general, the way your brain works out and develops itself. Also just because you're not good at it doesn't mean you should start whining about i and want to never learn it ever again. Actually it's the countrary. My father also teaches chemistry and he FUCKING HATED History/Geography yet he knows so much nowadays he could probably teach those subjects straight out of his head to at least high school kids. Why? because instead of giving up on them he focused on studying them more than other subjects to guarantee that he wouldn't fail his classes because of his resent for them. Instead of avoiding his weakness he worked to remove it from his life. You should do that to. TL;DR Study math, or I'll do you. Math isn't the answer to everything. Ofcourse i said i was required to learn it so i'm damn well going to learn it, but i'm going to bitch about it the whole way because that's part of my process. Also if i catch you tryin to do me we're gonna have a problem man... #46 -
hassoutobi (11/15/2015) [-] Alright, good enough. Also, about the ''doing'' part, I just got over excited and kinda typed without thinking, hahahah that's so akward, sorry... ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ ʷᵗʰ ᵒᶰᵉ ᵉʸᵉ ᵒᵖᵉᶰ ᵇʳᵘʰ | ||
| #63 - 1) I don't give a **** about fallout 4 2) It's call… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/15/2015 on It has begun | 0 |
 1. I never said you did 2. Yes, you're entitled to your opinion, but that doesn't mean that opinion isn't completely shit 3. The majority of spoils are on posts of that topic, and people browse the comments then get pissy(like you) when they see a spoiler 4. A week long ban is still over the top 5. Whether it's intentional or not, asking for a ban for any length of time is childish 1) You implied it 2) Agree to disagree 3) It's more about the person and the way in which they did the spoilers, had it just happened in conversation i wouldn't be bringing it up but it's the fact that it was done with malicious intent. 4)I agree, in retrospect. A day would probably be more fitting (i forget how much people can tend to live on this site) 5) Again we're going to have to agree to disagree on that, considering the circumstances in which i was asking for the ban it seems reasonable, because the guy was being a cunt. It's been nice talking to you, have a nice day... As far as i can tell we're not going to come to an agreement here and i don't feel like arguing back and forth all day for nothing. | ||
| #60 - Somebody owns a site, that site is under no obligation to prov… [+] (5 new replies) | 11/15/2015 on It has begun | 0 |
| Just because you don't consider it freedom of speech, doesn't mean anything. Admin considers this site a safe haven and everyone has the freedom to say whatever they want(within reason), you even said a couple times you know admin won't do it, so why even bother saying you think they should be banned? It's childish to think someone should be banned because you're stupid enough to have something spoiled, you're no better than the people that try to get someone arrested for bullying them, it's petty and pathetic. 1) I don't give a shit about fallout 4 2) It's called an opinion, considering you're arguing freedom of speech i do hope you know what that is? (It means that even thought i know nothing will change i still said what i thought should happen, people do it in politics all the time) 3) Running across a post that spoils something for you is in no way stupid, or the fault of the person who ran into said post. That's like saying "Oh he ended up in the blast zone, it must be his fault" 4) Even in america there are limitations to freedom of speech and i wasn't suggesting a perma bann, as i said already. What i was saying should be done was a week long ban as a slap on the wrist to let people know that deliberately spoling new games isn't cool or tolerated. 5) I'm only talking about those who do it deliberately and without warning, literally all you'd need to do is put up a spoiler tag or a warning and whatever, reader beware. In this case i'm talking about malicious spoilers, because nobody likes those. 1. I never said you did 2. Yes, you're entitled to your opinion, but that doesn't mean that opinion isn't completely shit 3. The majority of spoils are on posts of that topic, and people browse the comments then get pissy(like you) when they see a spoiler 4. A week long ban is still over the top 5. Whether it's intentional or not, asking for a ban for any length of time is childish 1) You implied it 2) Agree to disagree 3) It's more about the person and the way in which they did the spoilers, had it just happened in conversation i wouldn't be bringing it up but it's the fact that it was done with malicious intent. 4)I agree, in retrospect. A day would probably be more fitting (i forget how much people can tend to live on this site) 5) Again we're going to have to agree to disagree on that, considering the circumstances in which i was asking for the ban it seems reasonable, because the guy was being a cunt. It's been nice talking to you, have a nice day... As far as i can tell we're not going to come to an agreement here and i don't feel like arguing back and forth all day for nothing. | ||
