yeah, it doesn't work if you're ugly

Depends on how ugly and the kind of ugly. There are some girls that will go for guys completely because they ride motorcycles... Also helps if you can actually get girls without the motorcycle though.

yeah, it doesn't work if you're ugly
period

Sure it does as long as you don't have a shitty motorcycle... although at some point that's just a question of women overlooking looks for money.
You seem to think that luck with women revolves around looks a whole lot more than it actually does.

you need to understand what period means
it does not work if you are ugly

1) you don't know my love life
2) I'm ugly
3) I'm not a sociable person
4) fuck you too, bud

isnt inflation already going way ahead of the minimum wage though? like right now its just not possible to really live off minimum wage anymore, you gotta stack welfare/workmans comp/child support/etc on it and if you want higher education you gotta get grants or loans.
and here i thought everyone hated lower class people living off other's tax dollars, but now they have too.

People need to get the idea out of their head that you're suppose to be able to live off of minimum wayge, it's just a job you get for a little extra cash while you're doing something else, but it's actually stupidly easy to be approved for financial aid which you can use to go to community college and learn a trade that will pay way more than a shitty minimum wayge job.

i suck at putting my thoughts into words, but there are only so many hours in a day, i think if youre spending your time working a job, any job, its only fair you get to attain some standard of living.

Fair enough.
Although even at minimum wage you can still get room mates and stuff, it's not exactly comfortable but you can achieve some standard of living at least.

plus think about people who are currently making say $16 an hour and living pretty good. now min wage goes up to $15 and inflation rises to match, the min wage workers aren't benefited or harmed, but the ones making $16 are now fucked and dragged down to the poverty line.

Exactly.
Not to mention how it feels to suddenly be put on the same level as all the fresh out of high school retards working next to you when you've been somewhere for 20goddamn years.
My mom has worked for Fred Meyers for 25+ years and makes like 11.50$/hr, if they increased it to 15$/hr you can be damn sure she wouldn't make more than that cause the cheap fuckers at Kroger won't give you a raise to save their lives, so in addition to the value of your work being less than before she'd get the additional slap in the face of earning the same amount as all the new hires.

yes.

There are a few artificial languages out there. Elvish, Elder Scrolls Draconic, Klingon, apparently Minion...

Sure i do, but learning an entire fictional language isn't one of those things, because it's a fuckload of work and it's not really going to pay off in any significant way for me.

Hey, everyone's got their hobbies. I'd learn elvish too if I had the attention span, and wasn't already learning a non-fictional language.

Ooh! That is so obviously bait, but I'll bite. What language?

Hey, nothing wrong with that. Lotta business opportunities in japan. Also, I love the way it sounds, but everyone has their tastes.

I'm glad so many people seem to agree that it just sounds great, and feel great to say.

It's not just some fictional language.
It's not just some artificial language.
It's Tolkien's life-work.

Don't you just think that elvish was created to give the elves a little bit more of a culture.
It was the other fucking way round!

Tolkien created his whole fictional universe to have something that uses his language.
To simulate growth and shaping of his language.

One of the most famous stories was create for the purpose of giving his own artificial language a bit more life. All those stories exist for the sake of the language, not the language for the sake of the story.

Beautiful.

A completely artificial language is actually a pretty cool concept. There was a linguist that tried to teach their kid Klingon as a natural language to see how they would grasp it and if they would learn it just like any other language. He actually picked up on it. Though at around three he stopped because no one else ever spoke it to him.

It's Tolkien elvish. Tolkien, being a linguist, came up with the language, so the only reason somebody can study that hard to know it that well is is because Tolkien made up a fictional language as realistically as possible.

Also, fun fact, the runes for the elvish language are based loosely on his own signature.

I actually wrote my bachelors degree about Tolkiens Work and his influence on modern world literature.

what i explained in the previous comment is actually some normal stuff that most players know about, although depending on rank, their use and effectiveness changes.
AA-walking (when you are timing your movement with your basic attacks as to not interrupt your walk, while minimising time spent just standing around) is for example something you just "learn" as in reading a guide since all champs have a little different attack animation, its something to get used to.
but its still something you see even at silver level, the difference of course is, if you can do it well and how many champs you can do it with.

now as for the thing you have issue with, ill be totally fair and admit that i was most likely wrong becourse knowing where to be at any time in the game is sorta difficult whether low rank or high.
there are differences of course, like if you write "group up" then you should go as 5 of course but otherwise it can be alot about luck as to, where is the enemy relative to you. if you are alone top and your teammate is alone bot, the enemy would have equal chance, factoring in champs ofc, but if you die like that, its pretty unfair to get raged at since its a matter of "they can kill one, so who do they choose?".

i think big part of why they rage on that issue is becourse they cant answer you, they probably didnt have an idea for where you should go, but then the enemy killed you and they got pissed.

as for the laning phase thing, even though i know you quit this is just for future reference: there is no exact time to quit laning really.
most leave their lane when a tower is down in order to gank another lane and if it dosent work, maybe push that lane otherwise just going back to theirs since the enemy losing a tower = you getting close to their base = you are deeper in their territory = bigger risk.
others simply leave their lane when they got enough items or levels for that specific champ, basically when they hit a power spike and are able to really fuck with some people, thats when they leave for ganks.
generally what will happen is, top/bot leave to go mid and push, other teams bot/top follows and junglers come in to initiate and suddenly everyones in mid and they are naturally just done.

TL; DR i can see that your issue is what most players even in high tier can have issue with and i recognize my mistake.

This, I have always hated when people took unranked too seriously. Go to rank with that tryhard shit, I will jungle Leona if I fuken want to
long time league player and I completely agree with you
But, tryhards be tryhards

Jungle Leona/Fiora is so much fun, even if it's not their best role.

Cinderhulk, deadmans, tri-force, titanic on Leona. G fucking G

look i get giving out critisim if its about a build or something since thats easily done, but if they need to explain to you how to freeze a lane or how your champions abilities work, what the importance of objectives are and which are more important than others, sidestepping and AA-walking, farming well or any of the other strategies, then that would take to long.

remember, the chat is restricted to something along the lines of this amount of words as shown in this example, if they went ov-

-er they would have to devide the message and it would take way longer than saying "you suck".

im just sayin, to you they were whiny assholes, but to them you were the fun-sucking idiot so it was a 50/50 thing.

Jesus i'm not that bad, i don't need my champions abilities explained to me i did actually take a few seconds to look them over and figure out how it works, although a lot of what you're talking about (i assume, i am quite clearly not an expert on the matter) are tactics you're not going to see/use until you get a bit higher of a rank, most of the people i was playing with probably weren't that skilled.

What i was having an issue with was just getting a feel for the game enough to know when the laning phase was ending and where to go from that point. So in that situation "Come help us" even, would have been better than "What the fuck are you doing over there you cunt!" which is what i got. That's also sortof one of the thing you need to get a feel for, but then in the games i was playing it seemed to go strait from farming to everybody sitting in mid fighting without any towers down, so it's also possible that they were doing something wrong because i feel like the indication of farming ending should be when somebody pushes a lane far enough to destroy a tower....

But yeah... most of what i have problems with is not being in the right place or doing the right thing, which i get yelled at for, except nobody feels the need to tell me what the right place is or what the right thing to do is, they just want to tell me that what i'm doing isn't it.

what i explained in the previous comment is actually some normal stuff that most players know about, although depending on rank, their use and effectiveness changes.
AA-walking (when you are timing your movement with your basic attacks as to not interrupt your walk, while minimising time spent just standing around) is for example something you just "learn" as in reading a guide since all champs have a little different attack animation, its something to get used to.
but its still something you see even at silver level, the difference of course is, if you can do it well and how many champs you can do it with.

now as for the thing you have issue with, ill be totally fair and admit that i was most likely wrong becourse knowing where to be at any time in the game is sorta difficult whether low rank or high.
there are differences of course, like if you write "group up" then you should go as 5 of course but otherwise it can be alot about luck as to, where is the enemy relative to you. if you are alone top and your teammate is alone bot, the enemy would have equal chance, factoring in champs ofc, but if you die like that, its pretty unfair to get raged at since its a matter of "they can kill one, so who do they choose?".

i think big part of why they rage on that issue is becourse they cant answer you, they probably didnt have an idea for where you should go, but then the enemy killed you and they got pissed.

as for the laning phase thing, even though i know you quit this is just for future reference: there is no exact time to quit laning really.
most leave their lane when a tower is down in order to gank another lane and if it dosent work, maybe push that lane otherwise just going back to theirs since the enemy losing a tower = you getting close to their base = you are deeper in their territory = bigger risk.
others simply leave their lane when they got enough items or levels for that specific champ, basically when they hit a power spike and are able to really fuck with some people, thats when they leave for ganks.
generally what will happen is, top/bot leave to go mid and push, other teams bot/top follows and junglers come in to initiate and suddenly everyones in mid and they are naturally just done.

TL; DR i can see that your issue is what most players even in high tier can have issue with and i recognize my mistake.

well this is an example of "how could i know that?".

but here's the thing right, as a player, you invest at least 20 min into each game, more depending on draft/ranked and you are doing it for the fun. part of the fun is doing well, another is winning.
now obviously you want to do well and win and thats why you ask them what you should do, but to them, you are taking the fun out of the game.
should they have helped? well i dont think so since explaning all the things you would need to know would be hard in the in-game chat since it has a character limit and since you gotta stop while writing, additionally it wouldnt really have solved anything since most the things they would have to say, could have been said by your friend you were playing with.
so what it comes down to is that, you ruined their game and they ruined yours.

imagine if you spent a good amount of time getting a baseball team together, got some opponents and were ready to play and then some guys fuck it up completely, most would get aggitated.

Except it was a PUG. They didn't spend the time to get a group together because they all just fucking qued. I agree my friend could/should have explained better but if they were already taking that time to yell at me they could at least have done so constructively which is what i was asking (i didn't need to be told *everything* just some things). If it's ranked i can understand leaving matches being bannable and i can understand getting pissed at people who don't know how to play (because by that point you should know) but it was a random unranked PuG and people needed to pull the sticks out of their asses and stop taking that game so fucking seriously, which is 90% of what made me not want to play it anymore.

No "good amount of time" was spent, that's like if a friend and i got together a baseball team full of strangers and then one guy didn't know how to play, so instead of teaching him everybody just yelled at the poor bastard. As a side note i usually stop having fun at the point where people start taking things disproportionately serious and forget that it's just a game.

This, I have always hated when people took unranked too seriously. Go to rank with that tryhard shit, I will jungle Leona if I fuken want to
long time league player and I completely agree with you
But, tryhards be tryhards

Jungle Leona/Fiora is so much fun, even if it's not their best role.

Cinderhulk, deadmans, tri-force, titanic on Leona. G fucking G

look i get giving out critisim if its about a build or something since thats easily done, but if they need to explain to you how to freeze a lane or how your champions abilities work, what the importance of objectives are and which are more important than others, sidestepping and AA-walking, farming well or any of the other strategies, then that would take to long.

remember, the chat is restricted to something along the lines of this amount of words as shown in this example, if they went ov-

-er they would have to devide the message and it would take way longer than saying "you suck".

im just sayin, to you they were whiny assholes, but to them you were the fun-sucking idiot so it was a 50/50 thing.

Jesus i'm not that bad, i don't need my champions abilities explained to me i did actually take a few seconds to look them over and figure out how it works, although a lot of what you're talking about (i assume, i am quite clearly not an expert on the matter) are tactics you're not going to see/use until you get a bit higher of a rank, most of the people i was playing with probably weren't that skilled.

What i was having an issue with was just getting a feel for the game enough to know when the laning phase was ending and where to go from that point. So in that situation "Come help us" even, would have been better than "What the fuck are you doing over there you cunt!" which is what i got. That's also sortof one of the thing you need to get a feel for, but then in the games i was playing it seemed to go strait from farming to everybody sitting in mid fighting without any towers down, so it's also possible that they were doing something wrong because i feel like the indication of farming ending should be when somebody pushes a lane far enough to destroy a tower....

But yeah... most of what i have problems with is not being in the right place or doing the right thing, which i get yelled at for, except nobody feels the need to tell me what the right place is or what the right thing to do is, they just want to tell me that what i'm doing isn't it.

what i explained in the previous comment is actually some normal stuff that most players know about, although depending on rank, their use and effectiveness changes.
AA-walking (when you are timing your movement with your basic attacks as to not interrupt your walk, while minimising time spent just standing around) is for example something you just "learn" as in reading a guide since all champs have a little different attack animation, its something to get used to.
but its still something you see even at silver level, the difference of course is, if you can do it well and how many champs you can do it with.

now as for the thing you have issue with, ill be totally fair and admit that i was most likely wrong becourse knowing where to be at any time in the game is sorta difficult whether low rank or high.
there are differences of course, like if you write "group up" then you should go as 5 of course but otherwise it can be alot about luck as to, where is the enemy relative to you. if you are alone top and your teammate is alone bot, the enemy would have equal chance, factoring in champs ofc, but if you die like that, its pretty unfair to get raged at since its a matter of "they can kill one, so who do they choose?".

i think big part of why they rage on that issue is becourse they cant answer you, they probably didnt have an idea for where you should go, but then the enemy killed you and they got pissed.

as for the laning phase thing, even though i know you quit this is just for future reference: there is no exact time to quit laning really.
most leave their lane when a tower is down in order to gank another lane and if it dosent work, maybe push that lane otherwise just going back to theirs since the enemy losing a tower = you getting close to their base = you are deeper in their territory = bigger risk.
others simply leave their lane when they got enough items or levels for that specific champ, basically when they hit a power spike and are able to really fuck with some people, thats when they leave for ganks.
generally what will happen is, top/bot leave to go mid and push, other teams bot/top follows and junglers come in to initiate and suddenly everyones in mid and they are naturally just done.

TL; DR i can see that your issue is what most players even in high tier can have issue with and i recognize my mistake.

Okay, that was the short version of things. By the way i said i didn't know how to mute, not that it wasn't a feature.
What actually happened (the long version) was my friend got onto another account he had that was basically fresh so we could play together, at the start of the match either he or i told them i was new so if i fucked up that was why, when people bitched at me i asked them what i was doing wrong so i could learn, as opposed to just ignoring them and continuing to be shitty but they didn't have any interest in telling me how to be better they just whined about how i was bad. I played a few practice games before that and actually did play two or three real/practice games after the fact, but that was more or less the point where i went "screw this game"
Ofcourse it's stupid to expect that you'll be good on your first try but apparently nobody told the league of legends community that...

well this is an example of "how could i know that?".

but here's the thing right, as a player, you invest at least 20 min into each game, more depending on draft/ranked and you are doing it for the fun. part of the fun is doing well, another is winning.
now obviously you want to do well and win and thats why you ask them what you should do, but to them, you are taking the fun out of the game.
should they have helped? well i dont think so since explaning all the things you would need to know would be hard in the in-game chat since it has a character limit and since you gotta stop while writing, additionally it wouldnt really have solved anything since most the things they would have to say, could have been said by your friend you were playing with.
so what it comes down to is that, you ruined their game and they ruined yours.

imagine if you spent a good amount of time getting a baseball team together, got some opponents and were ready to play and then some guys fuck it up completely, most would get aggitated.

Except it was a PUG. They didn't spend the time to get a group together because they all just fucking qued. I agree my friend could/should have explained better but if they were already taking that time to yell at me they could at least have done so constructively which is what i was asking (i didn't need to be told *everything* just some things). If it's ranked i can understand leaving matches being bannable and i can understand getting pissed at people who don't know how to play (because by that point you should know) but it was a random unranked PuG and people needed to pull the sticks out of their asses and stop taking that game so fucking seriously, which is 90% of what made me not want to play it anymore.

No "good amount of time" was spent, that's like if a friend and i got together a baseball team full of strangers and then one guy didn't know how to play, so instead of teaching him everybody just yelled at the poor bastard. As a side note i usually stop having fun at the point where people start taking things disproportionately serious and forget that it's just a game.

This, I have always hated when people took unranked too seriously. Go to rank with that tryhard shit, I will jungle Leona if I fuken want to
long time league player and I completely agree with you
But, tryhards be tryhards

Jungle Leona/Fiora is so much fun, even if it's not their best role.

Cinderhulk, deadmans, tri-force, titanic on Leona. G fucking G

look i get giving out critisim if its about a build or something since thats easily done, but if they need to explain to you how to freeze a lane or how your champions abilities work, what the importance of objectives are and which are more important than others, sidestepping and AA-walking, farming well or any of the other strategies, then that would take to long.

remember, the chat is restricted to something along the lines of this amount of words as shown in this example, if they went ov-

-er they would have to devide the message and it would take way longer than saying "you suck".

im just sayin, to you they were whiny assholes, but to them you were the fun-sucking idiot so it was a 50/50 thing.

Jesus i'm not that bad, i don't need my champions abilities explained to me i did actually take a few seconds to look them over and figure out how it works, although a lot of what you're talking about (i assume, i am quite clearly not an expert on the matter) are tactics you're not going to see/use until you get a bit higher of a rank, most of the people i was playing with probably weren't that skilled.

What i was having an issue with was just getting a feel for the game enough to know when the laning phase was ending and where to go from that point. So in that situation "Come help us" even, would have been better than "What the fuck are you doing over there you cunt!" which is what i got. That's also sortof one of the thing you need to get a feel for, but then in the games i was playing it seemed to go strait from farming to everybody sitting in mid fighting without any towers down, so it's also possible that they were doing something wrong because i feel like the indication of farming ending should be when somebody pushes a lane far enough to destroy a tower....

But yeah... most of what i have problems with is not being in the right place or doing the right thing, which i get yelled at for, except nobody feels the need to tell me what the right place is or what the right thing to do is, they just want to tell me that what i'm doing isn't it.

what i explained in the previous comment is actually some normal stuff that most players know about, although depending on rank, their use and effectiveness changes.
AA-walking (when you are timing your movement with your basic attacks as to not interrupt your walk, while minimising time spent just standing around) is for example something you just "learn" as in reading a guide since all champs have a little different attack animation, its something to get used to.
but its still something you see even at silver level, the difference of course is, if you can do it well and how many champs you can do it with.

now as for the thing you have issue with, ill be totally fair and admit that i was most likely wrong becourse knowing where to be at any time in the game is sorta difficult whether low rank or high.
there are differences of course, like if you write "group up" then you should go as 5 of course but otherwise it can be alot about luck as to, where is the enemy relative to you. if you are alone top and your teammate is alone bot, the enemy would have equal chance, factoring in champs ofc, but if you die like that, its pretty unfair to get raged at since its a matter of "they can kill one, so who do they choose?".

i think big part of why they rage on that issue is becourse they cant answer you, they probably didnt have an idea for where you should go, but then the enemy killed you and they got pissed.

as for the laning phase thing, even though i know you quit this is just for future reference: there is no exact time to quit laning really.
most leave their lane when a tower is down in order to gank another lane and if it dosent work, maybe push that lane otherwise just going back to theirs since the enemy losing a tower = you getting close to their base = you are deeper in their territory = bigger risk.
others simply leave their lane when they got enough items or levels for that specific champ, basically when they hit a power spike and are able to really fuck with some people, thats when they leave for ganks.
generally what will happen is, top/bot leave to go mid and push, other teams bot/top follows and junglers come in to initiate and suddenly everyones in mid and they are naturally just done.

TL; DR i can see that your issue is what most players even in high tier can have issue with and i recognize my mistake.

That's diabolical! but i like it!

Bitch do you like me or not. That is all you have to say.

In that situation she already said she liked the guy, the thing is they'll then come up with some bullshit reason why you can't date to keep you on the hook.
Now yes you could just say "To damn bad" and leave but if you wanted to manipulate her back a little bit you'd want to go with "Honestly i don't feel that way about you anymore" and if she's a decent human being she'll drop it, if not you probably get laid.

Having been in the friend zone before literally all it took to get her over to my place, broken up with her boyfriend and half naked in my room was a text saying "I think i'm pretty much over you" Now because i was young and dumb at the time it didn't quite pan out but the point is, when someones shallow enough to keep a person in the friend zone for their own vanity it's incredibly easy to leverage that position. Though to be honest she probably broke up with her boyfriend independently of me it makes a better story to say i got all that out of one text.

Like you said man

Free greenies

she's wearing heels

Hot girl in maid outfit is still standing in my kitchen. There's no way i'm lucky enough for that situation to work out well for me, the best course of action is to go back to bed like nothing happened.

I don't have an opinion about the gaming community, but Riot is pretty much stupid for banning those who enjoy banter just because somebody who took the game too seriously and couldn't mute like you said.

well to be fair to the other guy also, there is a difference between stealing a drake and going "well thanks buddy, that helps alot" and going" haha you fucking suck l2p bronze" and such.
banter is a good word since thats what i like, the trashtalk that can also be inventive and not just downright insults.

Not really sure what you're getting at here... i don't think you could mute players in game at the time or at least i didn't know how to, i didn't expect to be immediately good, i just didn't expect to be expected to be immediately good.

Okay, that was the short version of things. By the way i said i didn't know how to mute, not that it wasn't a feature.
What actually happened (the long version) was my friend got onto another account he had that was basically fresh so we could play together, at the start of the match either he or i told them i was new so if i fucked up that was why, when people bitched at me i asked them what i was doing wrong so i could learn, as opposed to just ignoring them and continuing to be shitty but they didn't have any interest in telling me how to be better they just whined about how i was bad. I played a few practice games before that and actually did play two or three real/practice games after the fact, but that was more or less the point where i went "screw this game"
Ofcourse it's stupid to expect that you'll be good on your first try but apparently nobody told the league of legends community that...

well this is an example of "how could i know that?".

but here's the thing right, as a player, you invest at least 20 min into each game, more depending on draft/ranked and you are doing it for the fun. part of the fun is doing well, another is winning.
now obviously you want to do well and win and thats why you ask them what you should do, but to them, you are taking the fun out of the game.
should they have helped? well i dont think so since explaning all the things you would need to know would be hard in the in-game chat since it has a character limit and since you gotta stop while writing, additionally it wouldnt really have solved anything since most the things they would have to say, could have been said by your friend you were playing with.
so what it comes down to is that, you ruined their game and they ruined yours.

imagine if you spent a good amount of time getting a baseball team together, got some opponents and were ready to play and then some guys fuck it up completely, most would get aggitated.

Except it was a PUG. They didn't spend the time to get a group together because they all just fucking qued. I agree my friend could/should have explained better but if they were already taking that time to yell at me they could at least have done so constructively which is what i was asking (i didn't need to be told *everything* just some things). If it's ranked i can understand leaving matches being bannable and i can understand getting pissed at people who don't know how to play (because by that point you should know) but it was a random unranked PuG and people needed to pull the sticks out of their asses and stop taking that game so fucking seriously, which is 90% of what made me not want to play it anymore.

No "good amount of time" was spent, that's like if a friend and i got together a baseball team full of strangers and then one guy didn't know how to play, so instead of teaching him everybody just yelled at the poor bastard. As a side note i usually stop having fun at the point where people start taking things disproportionately serious and forget that it's just a game.

This, I have always hated when people took unranked too seriously. Go to rank with that tryhard shit, I will jungle Leona if I fuken want to
long time league player and I completely agree with you
But, tryhards be tryhards

Jungle Leona/Fiora is so much fun, even if it's not their best role.

Cinderhulk, deadmans, tri-force, titanic on Leona. G fucking G

look i get giving out critisim if its about a build or something since thats easily done, but if they need to explain to you how to freeze a lane or how your champions abilities work, what the importance of objectives are and which are more important than others, sidestepping and AA-walking, farming well or any of the other strategies, then that would take to long.

remember, the chat is restricted to something along the lines of this amount of words as shown in this example, if they went ov-

-er they would have to devide the message and it would take way longer than saying "you suck".

im just sayin, to you they were whiny assholes, but to them you were the fun-sucking idiot so it was a 50/50 thing.

Jesus i'm not that bad, i don't need my champions abilities explained to me i did actually take a few seconds to look them over and figure out how it works, although a lot of what you're talking about (i assume, i am quite clearly not an expert on the matter) are tactics you're not going to see/use until you get a bit higher of a rank, most of the people i was playing with probably weren't that skilled.

What i was having an issue with was just getting a feel for the game enough to know when the laning phase was ending and where to go from that point. So in that situation "Come help us" even, would have been better than "What the fuck are you doing over there you cunt!" which is what i got. That's also sortof one of the thing you need to get a feel for, but then in the games i was playing it seemed to go strait from farming to everybody sitting in mid fighting without any towers down, so it's also possible that they were doing something wrong because i feel like the indication of farming ending should be when somebody pushes a lane far enough to destroy a tower....

But yeah... most of what i have problems with is not being in the right place or doing the right thing, which i get yelled at for, except nobody feels the need to tell me what the right place is or what the right thing to do is, they just want to tell me that what i'm doing isn't it.

what i explained in the previous comment is actually some normal stuff that most players know about, although depending on rank, their use and effectiveness changes.
AA-walking (when you are timing your movement with your basic attacks as to not interrupt your walk, while minimising time spent just standing around) is for example something you just "learn" as in reading a guide since all champs have a little different attack animation, its something to get used to.
but its still something you see even at silver level, the difference of course is, if you can do it well and how many champs you can do it with.

now as for the thing you have issue with, ill be totally fair and admit that i was most likely wrong becourse knowing where to be at any time in the game is sorta difficult whether low rank or high.
there are differences of course, like if you write "group up" then you should go as 5 of course but otherwise it can be alot about luck as to, where is the enemy relative to you. if you are alone top and your teammate is alone bot, the enemy would have equal chance, factoring in champs ofc, but if you die like that, its pretty unfair to get raged at since its a matter of "they can kill one, so who do they choose?".

i think big part of why they rage on that issue is becourse they cant answer you, they probably didnt have an idea for where you should go, but then the enemy killed you and they got pissed.

as for the laning phase thing, even though i know you quit this is just for future reference: there is no exact time to quit laning really.
most leave their lane when a tower is down in order to gank another lane and if it dosent work, maybe push that lane otherwise just going back to theirs since the enemy losing a tower = you getting close to their base = you are deeper in their territory = bigger risk.
others simply leave their lane when they got enough items or levels for that specific champ, basically when they hit a power spike and are able to really fuck with some people, thats when they leave for ganks.
generally what will happen is, top/bot leave to go mid and push, other teams bot/top follows and junglers come in to initiate and suddenly everyones in mid and they are naturally just done.

TL; DR i can see that your issue is what most players even in high tier can have issue with and i recognize my mistake.