derpthefifth
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 19 |
| Date Signed Up: | 11/16/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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latest user's comments
| #154 - Fair enough. Although even at minimum wage you can still … | 11/25/2015 on Black tweets 31: it's a... | 0 |
| #86 - You're really not getting this huh? I don't want to use them *… | 11/25/2015 on Merkel Reads a Note | -1 |
| #146 - People need to get the idea out of their head that you're supp… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/25/2015 on Black tweets 31: it's a... | 0 |
| Fair enough. Although even at minimum wage you can still get room mates and stuff, it's not exactly comfortable but you can achieve some standard of living at least. | ||
| #59 - It's not like i couldn't go seek out those news sources if i w… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/24/2015 on Merkel Reads a Note | -1 |
| You're really not getting this huh? I don't want to use them *because* they're bias, if they weren't then i probably would but most of them have some kind of leaning and/or are prone to reporting on stupid bullshit and not talking about stuff i want to hear about. | ||
| #62 - Sure it does as long as you don't have a ****** motorcy… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/24/2015 on traffic tickle | -1 |
 you need to understand what period means it does not work if you are ugly #66 -
anon (11/24/2015) [-] I guess it's easier to blame your fucked up love life on a lack of good looks than it is to admit you're a shitty person and that's why people don't like you. 1) you don't know my love life 2) I'm ugly 3) I'm not a sociable person 4) fuck you too, bud | ||
| #47 - Well i guess that answers my question, albeit with an excessiv… [+] (5 new replies) | 11/24/2015 on Merkel Reads a Note | +2 |
 Why would it matter if most of the news is bias as fuck if you don't use the US's major news sources? It's not like i couldn't go seek out those news sources if i wanted to, but i choose not to because, like i said, they're bias.... Do try and keep up. You're really not getting this huh? I don't want to use them *because* they're bias, if they weren't then i probably would but most of them have some kind of leaning and/or are prone to reporting on stupid bullshit and not talking about stuff i want to hear about. | ||
| #60 - Maybe that's got something to do with the douchecycle in the p… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/24/2015 on traffic tickle | -3 |
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brainstormer (11/24/2015) [-]  say no to cycle stereotypes, respect all bikers | ||
| #58 - Depends on how ugly and the kind of ugly. There are some girls… [+] (5 new replies) | 11/24/2015 on traffic tickle | -1 |
| Sure it does as long as you don't have a shitty motorcycle... although at some point that's just a question of women overlooking looks for money. You seem to think that luck with women revolves around looks a whole lot more than it actually does. you need to understand what period means it does not work if you are ugly #66 -
anon (11/24/2015) [-] I guess it's easier to blame your fucked up love life on a lack of good looks than it is to admit you're a shitty person and that's why people don't like you. 1) you don't know my love life 2) I'm ugly 3) I'm not a sociable person 4) fuck you too, bud | ||
| #42 - What i'm saying is i don't know who she is, and her being impo… | 11/24/2015 on Merkel Reads a Note | -2 |
| #64 - I feel like this is just some stupid **** conservatives… | 11/24/2015 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #36 - Good for you, you found a list. [+] (4 new replies) | 11/24/2015 on Merkel Reads a Note | -6 |
 Well, it speaks louder than words. I'm not saying you have to care, but look who is below her. There is also quite the possibility that she will be remembered as the one who started the great race war (which I've always thought of as a ridiculous neo nazi fap fantasy).  American schools dont often discuss other modern governments, just the US system. We learn little bits and pieces, but how germany is run and who is in charge would've been unknown to me, but I used to live there so I actually care about it. Also, powerful does not always mean well known... #10 on that list is the CEO of Alphabet, whatever and whoever that is. Janet Yellen, Americas first female chair of the federal reserve, is #7 on that list. #5 is the general Secretary of the Communist Party in China. There are a lot of people in the world who dont know who those people are. What i'm saying is i don't know who she is, and her being important didn't change me not knowing who she is so what's the point? Telling me she's important isn't going to suddenly loge the information into my brain.... | ||
| #10 - HFW you lift your arm up and have horrible BO, causing her to … | 11/24/2015 on (untitled) | +1 |
| #60 - Da **** did you just have me listen to.... That wasn't … | 11/24/2015 on His favorite colour is blue | -1 |
| #32 - >Implying my broke ass has blue ray Honestly though you… | 11/24/2015 on fa/tv/irgins talk about Sasha | +7 |
| #77 - Being smart also doesn't make you right..... The only thing th… | 11/24/2015 on Chris Kyle | 0 |
| #36 - I'd say no... I mean even if she is legal she still acts like … | 11/24/2015 on herpaderp | 0 |
| #34 - I'm going to go out on a limb here and say OP was just exagger… | 11/24/2015 on Anon smokes weed and plays RS | +9 |
| #32 - Who the hell is she and why should i care? Also does anyone kn… [+] (16 new replies) | 11/24/2015 on Merkel Reads a Note | -5 |
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anon (11/24/2015) [-]  Merkel is Germany's leader. Germany (and less France) pretty much lead Europe Union, that means make big decisions for fookin Europe in general. She is responsible for accepting idiotic numbers of refugees (shitskins) from Syria to "shelter them from war" while reality EVERYONE in EU knows refugees only eat, shit, rape and demand good living conditions+free money. Sweden is now highest rape victim country in the world because of refugees. Also the fucking terrorists who killed fuckton in Paris (which lead to #Pray4Paris crap) were people who snuck through the borde rs because there is no border controll with all the sandniggers running across countries! (why should I care) wtf man, life isn't about memes and telling bros how cool u r with weed and edgyness. watch the news, expand your mind. there is more to internet than just 4th grade pretty pictures  I have a feeling that you logged out so people couldn't see the whiteness of your own name. Also because you're filth, but that's to be expected. I'm almost entirely colorblind so I usually don't care or notice when people's names change color. I don't know if I'm still white or if it even matters. Or how exactly it changes. Well i guess that answers my question, albeit with an excessive helping of racism condescension and all around cuntery. I live in the US and most of the news is bias as fuck, beyond that not a whole lot of information concerning day to day life in the outside world manages to trickle in through conversation and stuff, at least not until now when i asked and was promptly greeted with "Omg you should know that!" as though we don't all need to find out from somewhere. I don't have a TV man, my information comes from the internet and if like the 4 or 5 sources i get news from manage to not bring something up i don't hear about it. FJ happens to be one of those sources. The others are basically YouTube and some people i know mentioning things. Why would it matter if most of the news is bias as fuck if you don't use the US's major news sources? It's not like i couldn't go seek out those news sources if i wanted to, but i choose not to because, like i said, they're bias.... Do try and keep up. You're really not getting this huh? I don't want to use them *because* they're bias, if they weren't then i probably would but most of them have some kind of leaning and/or are prone to reporting on stupid bullshit and not talking about stuff i want to hear about. Well, it speaks louder than words. I'm not saying you have to care, but look who is below her. There is also quite the possibility that she will be remembered as the one who started the great race war (which I've always thought of as a ridiculous neo nazi fap fantasy). American schools dont often discuss other modern governments, just the US system. We learn little bits and pieces, but how germany is run and who is in charge would've been unknown to me, but I used to live there so I actually care about it. Also, powerful does not always mean well known... #10 on that list is the CEO of Alphabet, whatever and whoever that is. Janet Yellen, Americas first female chair of the federal reserve, is #7 on that list. #5 is the general Secretary of the Communist Party in China. There are a lot of people in the world who dont know who those people are. What i'm saying is i don't know who she is, and her being important didn't change me not knowing who she is so what's the point? Telling me she's important isn't going to suddenly loge the information into my brain.... | ||
| #27 - On a serious note i've always been more Skyrim than Fallout. … | 11/24/2015 on Noobs | 0 |
| #84 - Exactly. Not to mention how it feels to suddenly be put o… | 11/24/2015 on Black tweets 31: it's a... | 0 |
| #28 - I thought he was going into the "Hey girl" position … | 11/24/2015 on Not bad | -4 |
| #124 - TFW anon makes random unsolicited comment out of about being 18. | 11/24/2015 on Anon you fucking creep | +2 |
| #201 - Hell yes. We need this kind of thing in the US..... You should… | 11/24/2015 on aussie | 0 |
| #44 - Nah man Bill has class.... | 11/24/2015 on kinda miss those goofs | -1 |
| #54 - Of the covers of which i am aware i prefer the Rehab cover....… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/24/2015 on His favorite colour is blue | 0 |
 Nevermore's version is pretty damned decent. They did their own music though Da fuck did you just have me listen to.... That wasn't good, that wasn't good at all! | ||
