derpthefifth
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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 19 |
| Date Signed Up: | 11/16/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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latest user's comments
| #24 - You know as well as we all do nobody reads those ******* … | 11/28/2015 on Hey look Comcast is being a... | 0 |
| #14 - I don't ever remember being embarrassed to talk about safe sex… | 11/28/2015 on Condom emoji | 0 |
| #12 - Don't be a dick, if you're not gonna tell him just don't tell … [+] (9 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on m45t3r h4xx0r | -1 |
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anon (11/28/2015) [-] Oh hey, look, it's you, and your shitty attitude too. Having fun being wrong and annoying like usual? #21 -
draaaaiven (11/28/2015) [-] So typing a comment and waiting for people to respond is more convinient than 1 click and typing 'google' hit enter and 'uplink'? #36 -
anon (11/28/2015) [-] its not about that he didnt google it its about losers being assholes on the internet cause they cant irl Well it's definitely easier when you don't give a shit if you find out or not in the end, and i'm pretty sure most of us can relate.  I didn't know what uplink was either. I used Google. I know what Uplink is now. Good for you? You want a cookie or something... All i'm saying is if somebody asks a question in the comments section don't be a dick about it, just either tell them or dont unless the answer was obviously in the content. | ||
| #10 - I'll just leave this here. [+] (7 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on Eyebrows | 0 |
| It works fine for me.... Does it say anything specific or is it just "unavailable" Might have something to do with the language....? idk honestly i'm not sure how to help, i did try to find another source but couldn't find anything that just has the bit i wanted. If you're really interested it's from the comedy special of a guy named Ben Bailey, the special is called Road rage and accidental ornithology and the part i linked was him talking about moving into the woods at about 20ish minutes into the special. | ||
| #22 - Except yes. He asked to be a child again, the pyramid told him… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on Childhood Innocence | -7 |
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bmnhu (11/28/2015) [-] >He asked to be a child again, the pyramid told him he would lose his memories if he did that I disagree. Pyramid never said that. Pyramid said he would lose his memories if he decided to rewind his life, because thats what it assumed he meant by his wish to "be a kid again". Because in order to be exactly as he was as a child, he has to rewind his life and get rid of memories, and only then he will be a kid both physically and mentally. According to the pyramid, if he kept his memories he would be an adult (mentally) in a kids body, and therefore he will not "be a kid again" as he asked first. But it never said it was impossible for him to move back in time and be an adult in kids body. It never said moving back in time = losing memories. Pyramid only said that becoming a kid (both mentally and physically) = losing memories, because if you keep memories you will not be a kid mentally, only physically. | ||
| #7 - It's gotta be a really angry redneck with a machete right? I m… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on Most honest "Do not Enter"... | 0 |
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| #22 - >Posts picture of self in front of the mirror with obviousl… | 11/28/2015 on Talking PEACE of meat | 0 |
| #18 - Well to be fair i did not in fact expect the Spanish inquisition. [+] (11 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on graphics are getting gooder | -200 |
 While I want to say you shouldn't read the replies before the original comment, I also realized that spoiler images can be a dangerous game.  here is the link: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/585032 its has like five different endings, you should check it out, alfonshister | ||
| #16 - I feel like this wouldn't work quite as well as you think it w… | 11/28/2015 on Good Parenting | 0 |
| #29 - I did think about that kinda stuff in the 2nd grade but i can … [+] (1 new reply) | 11/28/2015 on Black Science Man | -1 |
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| #7 - TFW people seem to actually have liked idocracy | 11/28/2015 on Donald Trump's first item... | -2 |
| #18 - Did you not read the content? The pyramid thing said it would … [+] (4 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on Childhood Innocence | -3 |
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bmnhu (11/28/2015) [-] I think youre the one who needs to read the content again. The guy was asking to be a kid again, and we assume he means both in physical and mental state. But the comic is ostly putting emphasis on the mental aspect, the child innocence, no worries and all that. He then said he still wants to keep his adult memories - and this is where pyramid says its impossible. He cant have both innocence and adult memories. But pyramid never said he cant become a child WITHOUT the innocence caused by retaining his adult memories. Except yes. He asked to be a child again, the pyramid told him he would lose his memories if he did that, he said he didn't want to lose his memories, the pyramid said that wouldn't be possible. How is that hard to understand? You're forgetting that at the start the pyramid said "So you wish to rewind your life" which as far as i'm concerned is, setting aside the philosophical stuff, the reason it can't be done. I mean i guess you could argue that the magic wish granting pyramid could probably do whatever and just didn't do it because adult experience and innocence contradict one another, but seeing as it said "rewind"..... #23 -
bmnhu (11/28/2015) [-] >He asked to be a child again, the pyramid told him he would lose his memories if he did that I disagree. Pyramid never said that. Pyramid said he would lose his memories if he decided to rewind his life, because thats what it assumed he meant by his wish to "be a kid again". Because in order to be exactly as he was as a child, he has to rewind his life and get rid of memories, and only then he will be a kid both physically and mentally. According to the pyramid, if he kept his memories he would be an adult (mentally) in a kids body, and therefore he will not "be a kid again" as he asked first. But it never said it was impossible for him to move back in time and be an adult in kids body. It never said moving back in time = losing memories. Pyramid only said that becoming a kid (both mentally and physically) = losing memories, because if you keep memories you will not be a kid mentally, only physically. | ||
| #30 - Seems more like you're the one with the stick up your ass to m… [+] (4 new replies) | 11/27/2015 on gary is hardcore | -49 |
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| #28 - You'll forgive me if assurances of normalcy from the *****… [+] (8 new replies) | 11/27/2015 on gary is hardcore | -54 |
| Seems more like you're the one with the stick up your ass to me..... Probably because normal people feeling self conscious about spending to much time on the internet and remembering weird shit makes you feel shitty about how far gone you are from normal society and everything. Or you could just be being a cunt, hell if i know. | ||
| #26 - I get that reference.... I've been on the internet to long man. [+] (12 new replies) | 11/27/2015 on gary is hardcore | -72 |
| You'll forgive me if assurances of normalcy from the motherfucker simply called "reeeeeeee" don't make me feel better. Some of us more normal folk aren't overly happy with having shit like that readily available for recall. Seems more like you're the one with the stick up your ass to me..... Probably because normal people feeling self conscious about spending to much time on the internet and remembering weird shit makes you feel shitty about how far gone you are from normal society and everything. Or you could just be being a cunt, hell if i know. | ||
| #30 - This is why i don't want pets.... It's such a ridiculous amoun… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/27/2015 on Pets aren't just for Christmas | -3 |
 Well my dogs show love and affection to pretty much every person they meet. Even ones that they have no reason to assume would feed them (and don't). And if they want your food they'll just sit there and stare at you, not show love and affection. #37 -
anon (11/27/2015) [-] How do you know other people are not simply automatons, simulating feelings just to observe you? Are you a robot? Do I know you? | ||
| #20 - MFW i realize it's not a baby... I can't be the only one, right? | 11/26/2015 on These biscuits gonna bless... | +14 |
| #25 - Wait what the **** ? Cats love the **** out of mi… | 11/26/2015 on shut up vegan | +1 |
| #18 - One could argue that never is really the time to use tha… | 11/26/2015 on Good Guy Marshall | +59 |
| #83 - Ah yes... the mid 1800s when slaves weren't free and women cou… | 11/26/2015 on Designation devastation | +8 |
| #11 - That's never been my experience.... Then again i'm an only chi… | 11/26/2015 on Black People Twitter... | +4 |
| #39 - Well i can understand it being wandered into most by strait gu… | 11/26/2015 on Reddit | -1 |
| #102 - I gotta ask, does the ****** emo haircut make you seem … | 11/26/2015 on Roastme | +3 |
| #28 - Picture | 11/26/2015 on Child support | +4 |
| #33 - MFW that. | 11/26/2015 on /fit/izen needs help with... | +12 |
