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Ban reason:More vote/proxy spam. These are you. User names Last login derparchy 2013-08-09 09:51:25 derpchan 2013-07-29 21:31:23 derplomacy 2013-07-22 08:35:32 herpocracy 2013-02-20 21:47:37 derpocracy 2013-02-10 03:23:12 darpocrecy 2012-12-23 04:57:17 derqocracy 2012-09-10 22:37:59 thetrollingtree 2011-10-12 03:07:52
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"Don't be afraid" said Optimus to R2 "I'll help you!" and Optimus bowels lights got on. Everything wwas iluminated and R2 really saw what it really was. A beautifully adorned rectum, full of portraits of Prime's human friends that already visited the place. A camera apppeared from a wall and photographed R2-D2, and immediatelly put a portrait of him on a the bowel wall.

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#1 - You know what would help is if you shut down FJ  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Vote Cheaters/Proxy Cheaters -10
#153 - abbieru (08/28/2013) [-]
Maybe this helps you go out more, maybe go to school again
#109 - niggernazi (08/26/2013) [-]
shut the hell up, i live for this site
User avatar #2 - mamen (08/26/2013) [-]
Shut your whore mouth

Don't worry admin I Still love you
#3 - Comment deleted 08/26/2013 on love us! +1
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2013 on love us! +4
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#239 - Her scare tactic has backfired, her fearlessness only serves t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on put it down!! +14
#253 - thegrayfox (08/26/2013) [-]
...pretty much that.
#57 - Picture 08/26/2013 on So much danger +2
#98 - grass types before gen 4 are seriously underpowered as it is, …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Trees +1
User avatar #132 - subaqueousreach (08/26/2013) [-]
Because I like grass-types?

I don't play super hardcore and EV train or whatever, I just play the game with the pokemon I like. Also Bayleef never seems to let me down when I use it, so I don't see a problem.
User avatar #121 - alcapwner (08/26/2013) [-]
What about magikarp?
User avatar #133 - bagguhsleep (08/26/2013) [-]
evolves into gyarados
bayleaf evolves into a bigger, slightly less useless bayleaf
#639705 - The absolute worldwide control plan by valve slowly coming to … 08/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#95 - Well 2 things wrong with that 1. why would you ever baylea…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Trees +1
User avatar #97 - subaqueousreach (08/26/2013) [-]
Grass-type Master Race
User avatar #98 - derpomancy (08/26/2013) [-]
grass types before gen 4 are seriously underpowered as it is, but seriously bayleaf is like literally the most useless thing in the universe
why would you ever
User avatar #132 - subaqueousreach (08/26/2013) [-]
Because I like grass-types?

I don't play super hardcore and EV train or whatever, I just play the game with the pokemon I like. Also Bayleef never seems to let me down when I use it, so I don't see a problem.
User avatar #121 - alcapwner (08/26/2013) [-]
What about magikarp?
User avatar #133 - bagguhsleep (08/26/2013) [-]
evolves into gyarados
bayleaf evolves into a bigger, slightly less useless bayleaf
#47 - that'll be semen then 08/25/2013 on WoW logic +31
#638914 - i think that means you're gay  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #638959 - averagewhitekid (08/25/2013) [-]
Prolly

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User avatar #166 - yourbed (08/26/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooo!
User avatar #167 to #166 - yourbed (08/26/2013) [-]
You're still fag.
User avatar #165 - bigfatniggerdickz (08/26/2013) [-]
miss you </333
User avatar #164 - KevinPutt (08/26/2013) [-]
nice one, idiot.
User avatar #163 - cycloneclone (08/26/2013) [-]
Ya dun goof'd
User avatar #162 - suiker (08/26/2013) [-]
dude you've been around for like forever, and now you're b&

lel
User avatar #161 - fuckingtrolls (08/26/2013) [-]
Lol
#120 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#141 to #120 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Yeah they can get pretty bad.
I was a lot worse a year or two ago when my darling brother was still around.
#142 to #141 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
I think I'm kinda starting to get better with it all now that all the familys gone and stuff
#143 to #142 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Yeah families can be pretty obstructive with that stuff if they don't know how to leave you be. I mean loving family is fine and all but everybody needs their space, if they don't know how to give it they're best as far away from you as possible.
#144 to #143 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
the worst is when they try and plan out your life for you
that gets annoying fast
#145 to #144 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Yeah my mom was a bit like that typical parent, that fell apart pretty quick considering both me and my brother are clever little ***** and my dad is anything but a normal nagging parent. She's pretty disciplined too which we're all ass backwards at, she did not handle it well, unsurprisingly.
#146 to #145 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
she still around or what?
User avatar #147 to #146 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Nope.
[spoiler] Divorced my dad when I was 8
I took all my stuff and went back to my dad 9 months later.
I visited her occasionally up until a few months ago around when my brother got cut off by my dad. Just sick of her ******** , like her mind is very money centered, greed and all that. So the only way she knew of convincing me to hang out with her was stuff, but then that falls apart when I don't care about money, but hey **** it when I was 12, why say no to candy all she did was try and manipulate me into thinking more like her both about my dad, money and life. Which because I have never given 2 ***** about money and never will didn't really work and trying to make me think ill of the only decent person in my life isn't gonna get much results either.

Anyway now that I'm more adult and I see all that **** more clearly and don't care about candy and vidyagames as much anymore, I just stopped talking to her. The only affection she has given me is by buying me things that don't matter to me, so I just opted out. Plus the manipulating was just becoming irritating at this point. [/spoiler]
User avatar #149 to #147 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
christ, what a bitch
User avatar #151 to #149 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Anyway, what about your parents?
How did that whole mess go down?
User avatar #152 to #151 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
My family has always been religious, my grandfather being a pastor of the church I used to go to, my mutter died when I was 5, which in turn sparked my fathers abuse of alcohol. My father was not a nice man, abusive at best, and alcohol served to amplify the hate speech and physical abuse that he could muster, he married my step mother sometime shortly after mom, a nasty women by any means. After a while I grew increasingly depressed, last year I came to the realisation that holy **** I like dicks and holy **** I don't believe in religion, when my father found out about my atheism **** got worse, and finally my step mom left him, whilst I was dating vault he found out that holy **** I'm bi and went psycho, threatening to kill yours truly, long story short he's in prison and I'm pretty much the result of all this, which probably explains the depression and the attempts
User avatar #153 to #152 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
It's hard finding the bright bits in life when the responsible people around you are more reckless than you. But I think most kids experience abuse in one way or another bullies, abusive siblings or parents, doesn't really matter. Mine was my brother, great guy most of the time. Anyway, if I can give any sincere advice that I can guarantee will make things a whole lot better it's this. Love yourself. I know it's cheesy and overdone and whatever but really, up until you start liking yourself you're your own worst enemy and you can't function in this world without first making peace with yourself. The problems of the outside world seem so much smaller when you really do like yourself.
And people like your dad and my brother drain us of our will and joy because it's the only way they know how to get their own, don't hate them either. You don't have to forgive them but don't hate them, pity them their existence is going to be a very unhappy one because their way of dealing with life is very violent and it will come back to bite them in the ass inevitably.

So yeah, love yourself. I mean I can tell just from our chats you're a decent human being and hell for having no reliable parents you're doing better than I can say for a lot of people with both.
#154 to #153 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
thanks, I didn't expect to be all serious talking with you, but thanks for listening, don't really get to get it off my chest that often

You're a cool dude derpo, sorry about all the **** thats happened to you
User avatar #156 to #154 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Oh and you're welcome, I like talking. and offering advice where I can
Hell I have trouble stopping as I'm sure you've noticed.
#155 to #154 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Eh, it never bothered me much.
I prefer focusing on the positive and there's plenty of it for me to focus on.
Life is pretty great when you play along.
#157 to #155 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
Thats probably what I should be doing
#158 to #157 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Probably, but who cares.
You do what you want, just try to avoid wanting things that might cause any serious damage like acid and lava.
#159 to #158 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
do what you want cos a pirate is free
#160 to #159 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Now yarrr gettin' it lad!
User avatar #150 to #149 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Well thing is, she's a bit delusional in a way.
Cuz she's convinced she's doing what's best for me.
I mean if I wanted to fit into the system and be a good boy that doesn't get into trouble and just thinks about bills and work she'd be a great help.
But I don't want to, I never have and I never will. The only work I'd ever do would be so I could get into a position where I don't have to anymore. I'm a free spirit, any cage is temporary.
#148 to #147 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
god damn it...
didn't want that wall of text to be there, didn't want to waste writing all that with just a nope so there.
#121 to #120 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #122 to #121 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
and yet here I am talking 2 a cool person
#123 to #122 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
The coolest.
#124 to #123 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
how many degrees of cool are we talking here
how many degrees of cool are we talking here
#125 to #124 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
all 360noscope
so, what brings you to here?
#126 to #125 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
thats a lot   
idunno, just kinda did
thats a lot
idunno, just kinda did
#127 to #126 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
U no it.
Alright then.
How's things n stuff?
#128 to #127 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
Idunno, guess its fine, you?
Idunno, guess its fine, you?
#129 to #128 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Working more than usual lately, I'm starting to become hard working and it scares me.
Doesn't really but I'm not used to the feeling.
#130 to #129 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
you're working harder, what is this world coming to   
 You'll get used to it eventually
you're working harder, what is this world coming to
You'll get used to it eventually
User avatar #131 to #130 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Well I mean it's from a 30 min daily job to about an hour.
Plus other menial tasks, but It's mostly just so I have even less work later on.
#132 to #131 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
could be a lot worse
could be a lot worse
#133 to #132 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
I know, I'm well aware of how easy my life is.
I aimed for the right vagoo.
#134 to #133 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
thats true   
lolkidsinafrica
thats true
lolkidsinafrica
#135 to #134 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Even luckier than that actually, I'll probably never have to get a job in my life.
#136 to #135 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
holy 						****					 thats lucky, how?
holy **** thats lucky, how?
#138 to #137 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
luckystar
luckystar
#139 to #138 - derpomancy (08/22/2013) [-]
Hey I was the fastest little noodlebug, they didn't even want me and I got there.
Earned dat shiet.

Yeah though, that's why I don't complain much.... for a teen at least
#140 to #139 - jadewest (08/22/2013) [-]
gotta go fast

teens complain so much, Like I thought I was bad, but nope
User avatar #118 - irvea ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
sleep well u sleepin beauteh
User avatar #64 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
i'm sorry :I
User avatar #107 to #106 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
i'll try to think of it next night
also i forgot to do something one sec
User avatar #108 to #107 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
PRIORITY
#109 to #108 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
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staaahp thaaaat

also, i just got scared the crap out of me by my wake up alarm omg
#110 to #109 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
Good puppy.
Good puppy.
#112 to #111 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
Make sure to get some proper sleep later.
Make sure to get some proper sleep later.
#113 to #112 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
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fiine
#114 to #113 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
you best not start using kagami
you best not start using kagami
User avatar #115 to #114 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
but
u
i
yesterday
u said something
omg
#116 to #115 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
If you start using kagami I'll be forced to use my konataxkagami section in response and there'll just be way too much fan service.
User avatar #117 to #116 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
oh, sorry :<
#65 to #64 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
again.
acting
User avatar #87 to #65 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
okay lemme start over cuz **** my ****
hiii how are you today
#88 to #87 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
Tired.
Up since yesterday.
You?
User avatar #89 to #88 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
GOD DAMNIT YOU SAID YOU'D GO TO SLEEP SOON TOO BAD BAKA
.. i got a good sleep tho, 11 hours..
User avatar #90 to #89 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
I have but I've got a nocturnal schedule.
#91 to #90 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
and i totally know what nocturnal means
User avatar #92 to #91 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
Means night time.
I stay up through the night.
User avatar #93 to #92 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
ooooh
i'm the same .w.
but during the day i can't sleep either
so often don't sleep at all wooooo
User avatar #94 to #93 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
Insomnia isn't very good.
Any idea why you've got it?
User avatar #95 to #94 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
i'm not sure if i got that
i never got diagnosed or whutever
i just don't ever get tired at night
i got a lot of those thingies, i just think i'm a night person (thingies like, getting way more energy at night, seeing way better in night than any other people i know, idk like that)
User avatar #96 to #95 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
So you're a vampire.
don't suck my blood pls if you must, be gentle~
srs though even if you're a night person you should sleep at some point, if not the name for that would be insomnia
User avatar #97 to #96 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
i'll be gentle <3
would explain why i find blood taste so great tho

i know i should sleep, but it's so hard to sleep at night D:
i often can't and just lay in bed staring at the ceiling for hours cuz i got so ******* much energy that doesn't stop until it's like 5-6-7am
User avatar #98 to #97 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
well then sleep at day better than nothing
User avatar #99 to #98 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
i wish i could sleep at work
not gonna happen tho
User avatar #100 to #99 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
you need some sleep bro
get it at some point
User avatar #101 to #100 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
yesterday was some point
User avatar #102 to #101 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
erry day
8 hours
make it a priority
User avatar #103 to #102 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
but moooomm D:
User avatar #104 to #103 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
Oh hush!
8 hours!
User avatar #105 to #104 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
going to bed now is a bit too late
i'd need to wake up in 16 minutes.......
User avatar #66 to #65 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
god damnit stop scaring me like that
i'm not always able to tell the difference D:
#67 to #66 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
It's on the internet, nothing is serious.
User avatar #68 to #67 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
not always
User avatar #69 to #68 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
Even when it is it shouldn't be taken as such.
User avatar #70 to #69 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
one does not simple tell me to take serious things from friends not serious
#72 to #70 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
We're friends now?
User avatar #73 to #72 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
uhhh
i
uhh
i should probably go
User avatar #77 to #76 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
i considered you one, my bad
#81 to #77 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
aaaaacting
aaaaacting
User avatar #83 to #81 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
... i need cue cards or something with you
User avatar #85 to #84 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #86 to #85 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
no i don't got any good pics of that
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User avatar #75 to #71 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
Lolno, anyone can.
User avatar #74 to #71 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
nvm
#78 to #74 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
I have no friends
none
#79 to #78 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
we both know that isn't true
#80 to #79 - derpomancy (08/19/2013) [-]
Yes but I don't measure them in lists on the internet.
User avatar #82 to #80 - irvea ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
that was my point
User avatar #38 - jklbnm ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
I thought you were a muscular manly man with a mustache beard combo
but now all i see is a fragile girl
User avatar #39 to #38 - derpomancy (08/11/2013) [-]
maybe I'm a muscular manly girl with a mustache beard combo
User avatar #41 to #40 - derpomancy (08/11/2013) [-]
maybe I'm a fragile man
User avatar #42 to #41 - jklbnm ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
with paper skin and glass bones
User avatar #43 to #42 - derpomancy (08/11/2013) [-]
and a huge tree sized wang
User avatar #44 to #43 - jklbnm ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
with boobs
User avatar #45 to #44 - derpomancy (08/11/2013) [-]
and large muscular breasts
User avatar #46 to #45 - jklbnm ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
with fists for *******
User avatar #47 to #46 - derpomancy (08/11/2013) [-]
I am fists.
User avatar #32 - djequalizee (07/30/2013) [-]
Wait is this a third account what
User avatar #33 to #32 - derpomancy (07/30/2013) [-]
got banned for a mispost
User avatar #34 to #33 - djequalizee (07/30/2013) [-]
Das dum
User avatar #35 to #34 - derpomancy (07/30/2013) [-]
Mikeruba
User avatar #36 to #35 - djequalizee (07/30/2013) [-]
Mike Ruba
#28 - mindsculptorjace (07/27/2013) [-]
Stop hogging the buttplug, onee-chan
#29 to #28 - derpomancy (07/27/2013) [-]
Bitch I do what I want.
#30 to #29 - mindsculptorjace (07/27/2013) [-]
Yur just jelly of my blue, oneechan
#31 to #30 - derpomancy (07/27/2013) [-]
That must be it.
User avatar #8 - mayormilkman (07/27/2013) [-]
I didn't know you were a girl.
User avatar #9 to #8 - derpomancy (07/27/2013) [-]
lol nub[white][white]
User avatar #48 to #9 - jklbnm ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
that means you have one of those ******* things
User avatar #49 to #48 - derpomancy (08/14/2013) [-]
bajingo was it
User avatar #50 to #49 - jklbnm ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
Bajingo was his name O
User avatar #119 to #53 - irvea ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
i feel lyk there's something missing
i wonder wai
doujinshi doujinshi doujinshi
User avatar #60 to #59 - jklbnm ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
kbai 5evr
User avatar #61 to #60 - derpomancy (08/14/2013) [-]
Have a swell time with your Filipino slave boys.
User avatar #62 to #61 - jklbnm ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
wot
[small]mind ur own beezwax[small]
User avatar #63 to #62 - derpomancy (08/14/2013) [-]
There's no reason to be ashamed, we all do it.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (07/27/2013) [-]
You missed a spot.

lol, n00b.
User avatar #11 to #10 - derpomancy (07/27/2013) [-]
cum at me bro
User avatar #12 to #11 - mayormilkman (07/27/2013) [-]
I don't know you too well. No thanks.
User avatar #13 to #12 - derpomancy (07/27/2013) [-]
filthy man lover
User avatar #14 to #13 - mayormilkman (07/27/2013) [-]
I like girls. I just don't know you well.
#15 to #14 - derpomancy (07/27/2013) [-]
Hah! You like girls!
Hah! You like girls!
User avatar #16 to #15 - mayormilkman (07/27/2013) [-]
Yes, yes I do!

Girls are nice!
User avatar #19 to #16 - fuckingtrolls (07/27/2013) [-]
What are you gay?
#17 to #16 - derpomancy (07/27/2013) [-]
what a fag!
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (07/27/2013) [-]
I am not gay, girl.
#20 to #18 - derpomancy (07/27/2013) [-]
what a homo~
User avatar #24 to #20 - thycupcake (07/27/2013) [-]
>Not saying I'm the gay one
fag
User avatar #25 to #24 - derpomancy (07/27/2013) [-]
you don't like girls do you?
User avatar #26 to #25 - thycupcake (07/27/2013) [-]
I do
It's just that people on VGB say I'm gay
User avatar #27 to #26 - derpomancy (07/27/2013) [-]
wow what a fag, liking girls what's wrong with you
User avatar #22 to #20 - mayormilkman (07/27/2013) [-]
Nope!
User avatar #6 - psychadelicace (07/25/2013) [-]
love your profile pic
User avatar #7 to #6 - derpomancy (07/25/2013) [-]
that's nice
User avatar #5 - notsureiffunnyorjk (07/23/2013) [-]
I love you
User avatar #2 - jollypiratedonut (07/20/2013) [-]
Why are you banana'd and stuff
User avatar #3 to #2 - derpomancy (07/20/2013) [-]
posted nsfw on brony because it said furry at the top quickly realized my mistake and deleted it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - jollypiratedonut (07/20/2013) [-]
DAG NABBIT
rip in peace
User avatar #1 - jadewest (07/20/2013) [-]
B&
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