His answer to "Gandalf, couldn't you just call the eagles and fly all the way to Mordor so we can drop the ring on the volcano and not have to travel through all that shit?"

The reason they couldnt just fly over the wall, and through all of Mordor, is that 1) Sauron was still alive, and could have seen them. 2) when he had seen them, a balista would be all that was needed to stop them.

That wouldnt work at all, the ring would corrupt the eagles.

....and less XP

Thats a considerably shorter flight than the one in Lord of the Rings.

Three words: Nazgul on Dragons.

Fukkin saved

you would need to remove your internal organs along with your ribcage to become an accurate depiction of nami

Did you say PSY-ence?

And frankly i don't think anyone did

Thank you for that, im sure there will be plenty later on

mfw this thread.

switchblades are illegal under federal law
just sayin'...

Fat fluffy baby ducks have connections. They get what they want.

dem nipples