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Date Signed Up:2/12/2013
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#61 - First time I did that was when my ex-girlfriend was giving me … 10/25/2013 on you lucky bastard +1
#511 - Haha now that it's the day after (atleast where I am), it feel… 09/24/2013 on Time to thumbwhore! :) 0
#501 - Yess! Cuz really, I didn't have a party either. I bought my ow…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Time to thumbwhore! :) 0
User avatar #509 - buttercupbabe (09/24/2013) [-]
Hmm, I've yet to do any of that. Or anything adult-like anyway. First adult thing, I got to go to bank tomorrow Yaay, woohoo, awesome
#511 - derplerp (09/24/2013) [-]
Haha now that it's the day after (atleast where I am), it feels less special. But still, happy birfday, fellow 23!
#235 - It's my birthday too! AND I'M TURNING 18 TOO!  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Time to thumbwhore! :) +2
#386 - buttercupbabe (09/24/2013) [-]
Yaayy, party together :3
#501 - derplerp (09/24/2013) [-]
Yess! Cuz really, I didn't have a party either. I bought my own cigarette's for the first time, bought a lottery ticket and won the money for the cigarette's back, bought a bag of weed from a co-worker and just sat around getting baked and playing Castle Crashers all day
User avatar #509 - buttercupbabe (09/24/2013) [-]
Hmm, I've yet to do any of that. Or anything adult-like anyway. First adult thing, I got to go to bank tomorrow Yaay, woohoo, awesome
#511 - derplerp (09/24/2013) [-]
Haha now that it's the day after (atleast where I am), it feels less special. But still, happy birfday, fellow 23!
#13 - Agreed and done the same^ 09/05/2013 on Pull up +1
#374 - Well, this is gunna ******* suck. 09/05/2013 on Oh 4chins. 0
#1842 - **derplerp rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at S…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
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User avatar #1846 - sisterblister (08/31/2013) [-]
me too
#315 - Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope Dovahkiin Dude from Death … 07/29/2013 on How's it looking? 0
#14338 - Picture 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +11
#105 - That's not a demon eye... That's the Old Witches eye...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on it's all about the eyes 0
User avatar #122 - vampyrate (07/06/2013) [-]
At least I wasn't the only one to think that.
#2951 - SO CLOOOOSEE!!!!! 06/03/2013 on I like rolling its fun 0
#2949 - **derplerp rolls 686** HOLY ******* ****…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2013 on I like rolling its fun +1
#2956 - mindlogic (06/03/2013) [-]
**mindlogic rolls 9** TAKE THIS!
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#2951 - derplerp (06/03/2013) [-]
SO CLOOOOSEE!!!!!
#2948 - **derplerp rolls 33**  [+] (4 new replies) 06/03/2013 on I like rolling its fun +2
#2949 - derplerp (06/03/2013) [-]
**derplerp rolls 686** HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'VE NEVER HAD DUBS IN MY LIFE LET'S GO FOR TRIPS
#2956 - mindlogic (06/03/2013) [-]
**mindlogic rolls 9** TAKE THIS!
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#2951 - derplerp (06/03/2013) [-]
SO CLOOOOSEE!!!!!
#19 - My friend gave me a two gram resin ball, and I've been smoking… 05/29/2013 on Tumblr -3
#17 - Meh, he won't die. I had a dog that ate a 1lb bag of hersheys … 05/23/2013 on Chocolate Rain 0
#49 - Unless Elfen Lied counts, I've never seen a horror anime. And …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on witch ones would you choose +1
#54 - downysyndrome (05/11/2013) [-]
http://www . anime-planet . com/tags/
you can find almost anything here
#41 - Gif sauce is the music video for I Fink U Freeky by Die Antwoord. 05/04/2013 on What would you do? 0
#67 - My older brother commited suicide... And I've thought about it… 05/04/2013 on your suicide +5
#76 - It's because we're an agricultural state, that's why we all sm…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on good job craig 0
User avatar #77 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
I lived in Cali, now in Illinois, so, pots no big deal.
And, I'm in the opposite situation, my girl is 15.
#71 - Well, I try to be a nice person =3 Firm believer in Karma.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2013 on good job craig +2
#74 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
Haha, everyone in Illinois has a weed story.

And Karma is a good way to live. Now, go get some ladies and be a rabbit.
dont get kids though
#76 - derplerp (05/02/2013) [-]
It's because we're an agricultural state, that's why we all smoke weed, xD
And I would but I'm currently committed to my girlfriend :3 (btw, she's 19, AND IT'S LEGAL!!)
User avatar #77 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
I lived in Cali, now in Illinois, so, pots no big deal.
And, I'm in the opposite situation, my girl is 15.
#66 - Congratulations good sir. Happy early birthday.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2013 on good job craig +2
#68 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
That's the nicest thing anyone has told me on the internet.
#71 - derplerp (05/02/2013) [-]
Well, I try to be a nice person =3 Firm believer in Karma.
#74 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
Haha, everyone in Illinois has a weed story.

And Karma is a good way to live. Now, go get some ladies and be a rabbit.
dont get kids though
#76 - derplerp (05/02/2013) [-]
It's because we're an agricultural state, that's why we all smoke weed, xD
And I would but I'm currently committed to my girlfriend :3 (btw, she's 19, AND IT'S LEGAL!!)
User avatar #77 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
I lived in Cali, now in Illinois, so, pots no big deal.
And, I'm in the opposite situation, my girl is 15.
#53 - This is why I love my age ^_^ I'm 17, and I live in Illino…  [+] (33 new replies) 05/02/2013 on good job craig +1
#65 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
I turn 17 tomorrow. Time to play on both sides of the fence.
User avatar #88 - spermbank (05/02/2013) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW
User avatar #118 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #125 - spermbank (05/02/2013) [-]
IM A WOMAN BUT I'LL BE A MAN FOR YOU SINCE TOMORROW IS YOURE BIRTHDAY
User avatar #129 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
I actually laughed at that for a lil' bit. Pardon for calling you a man.

Thank you ma'dam for wishing me a delightful anniversary of the day of my birth.
#134 - spermbank (05/02/2013) [-]
YOURE WELCOME MY VAGINA AND I LOVE YOU
Sorry my gif doesn't work I'm on an ipad
#139 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
i dont know how to reply to that.

god damn it what do i say?
#151 - spermbank (05/02/2013) [-]
I don't know so have this
#174 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
That leaves me more confused.
#176 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
#179 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
A who-vian brony. My gf would be proud to know you.
#181 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
Would she happen to be bi? I'm kidding
#185 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
Pansexual. You best hope your below the age of 18, or 17 if you live in Ill. if you wanna score.
User avatar #189 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
AND I DONT WANNA SCORE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND
User avatar #186 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm 15 and I live in Indiana
User avatar #191 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
I was joking, jeeze. The fastest way to end a convo is bringing up that stuff.

And I'm ~17. As you know. In Ill. As you know.
User avatar #195 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
XD I'm just screwing with you. Decatur is the worst city on earth. Except New York City. Fuck that.
User avatar #199 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
Smaller than Moline ill.

These places are so small cause I lived in LA suburbs. Not used to this small amount of people.
User avatar #203 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
I thinks there's like, ~9500 people....hue...I don't think I could make it in a big city xD
User avatar #225 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
Well. She is a woman, so i do not understand her highly irregular emotional ways. She gets so upset all the time. Tis interesting.
User avatar #234 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
It's the vagina. Seriously xD
#216 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
Haha, I miss living by the freeway in cali. The soothing sound of traffic and aircraft flying overhead, and the constant thudding of helicopters.

And you want trees, trees and more trees. My Gf would love you.
she literally hugged trees when she was younger
#220 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
....I automatically love this woman. We'd be like, best friends :D
User avatar #209 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
It wouldn't let me reply to the comment, so I'm just up here.

There's forests everywhere here in Moline. I got ~2 acres of hilly forest in my own backyard.

Plus I live like a 5 min walk away from the Mississippi so, its pretty good for nature.
#213 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
I just like, my ovaries just exploded in a flurry of want
User avatar #204 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
Sheet, I love big cities. I have horrible pollen and grass allergies. Right now I'm operating on like 70% breathing capacity. Nothing natural lives in big cities. My allergies are pretty much 0.
User avatar #206 - spermbank (05/03/2013) [-]
Oh jeez, I can't stand anywhere without forests. Decatur doesn't have many forests, but the little bit we have is pretty nice...
#66 - derplerp (05/02/2013) [-]
Congratulations good sir. Happy early birthday.
#68 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
That's the nicest thing anyone has told me on the internet.
#71 - derplerp (05/02/2013) [-]
Well, I try to be a nice person =3 Firm believer in Karma.
#74 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
Haha, everyone in Illinois has a weed story.

And Karma is a good way to live. Now, go get some ladies and be a rabbit.
dont get kids though
#76 - derplerp (05/02/2013) [-]
It's because we're an agricultural state, that's why we all smoke weed, xD
And I would but I'm currently committed to my girlfriend :3 (btw, she's 19, AND IT'S LEGAL!!)
User avatar #77 - fuckya (05/02/2013) [-]
I lived in Cali, now in Illinois, so, pots no big deal.
And, I'm in the opposite situation, my girl is 15.
#35 - My mom got my brother and I a black lab pup when I was 4... My…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on friends till the end =') +2
#36 - Sargeras (04/26/2013) [-]
#210 - High five for September 23rd! 04/23/2013 on mm-hm 0
#23 - Yeeeeah when they released DBZ in America they changed the dub…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Revenge +15
User avatar #27 - hirollin (04/23/2013) [-]
You talking about Kai? I remember the dubbed still calling him Mr. Satan and the car transition half scene.
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