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Date Signed Up:2/12/2013
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#5 - 1. Actually, sir, I'm rather intelligent. 2. It is m…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2013 on Excavated from the ground,... 0
User avatar #6 - godtherapist (12/25/2013) [-]
Vietnam has a HUGE coastline right on the Asian sea. Humpbacks are found in that area of the world so it would be very easy for it to show up on a beach, we can't see the whole location of the video because they do not pan around. Nowhere does it show that they are "in the middle of the jungle" you just fucking made that up. Since when do snakes have DORSAL FINS? Or Pectoral fins? Or Ventral Grooves?

Yeah the head is disproportionate to the body, you're right, because it's a FUCKING BABY. Infants have disproportionate head to body ratios. Have you never seen a baby mammal before?

Yes you are stupid. Even more so than I had originally thought.
#5 - I'm an addict too, bud. I got addicted to opiets and DXM. I've… 12/25/2013 on Skag Fag +1
#3 - A humpback whale's body is larger than its head. That thing lo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Excavated from the ground,... 0
User avatar #4 - godtherapist (12/25/2013) [-]
1. You're an idiot.

2. It's a mother fucking humpback whale.
#5 - derplerp (12/25/2013) [-]
1. Actually, sir, I'm rather intelligent.

2. It is most definitely NOT a humpback whale.

But okay, believe as you please I don't frankly care if you agree with me or not haha
User avatar #6 - godtherapist (12/25/2013) [-]
Vietnam has a HUGE coastline right on the Asian sea. Humpbacks are found in that area of the world so it would be very easy for it to show up on a beach, we can't see the whole location of the video because they do not pan around. Nowhere does it show that they are "in the middle of the jungle" you just fucking made that up. Since when do snakes have DORSAL FINS? Or Pectoral fins? Or Ventral Grooves?

Yeah the head is disproportionate to the body, you're right, because it's a FUCKING BABY. Infants have disproportionate head to body ratios. Have you never seen a baby mammal before?

Yes you are stupid. Even more so than I had originally thought.
#52 - EHRMAHGERD Y DID U SAE MERY KRISMIS ITZ HAPI HALIDAIS RADA RAD… 12/24/2013 on How to look like a baby bird 0
#31 - Ah, then I'm glad to have taught you something new 12/15/2013 on Too fucking smooth 0
#19 - Not to be a dick, but those aren't gang greetings, bud. Ghetto…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Too fucking smooth +1
User avatar #30 - waterpipe (11/24/2013) [-]
It is nice of you to correct my mistake, finns are not very familiar with these kind of things. But a point was made.
#31 - derplerp (12/15/2013) [-]
Ah, then I'm glad to have taught you something new
#67 - You should learn how to spell "noose", faggot. 11/19/2013 on We've been here 0
#200 - Meh. **** happens. I don't take offense. But to b… 11/15/2013 on Dem boys 0
#93 - Meh. She's cute. I'd hit. .gif unrelated  [+] (6 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Dem boys 0
User avatar #105 - perkytwerk (11/14/2013) [-]
I hit your mom, with my penis.
#98 - Womens Study Major (11/14/2013) [-]
She's only about a 6/10 realistically, her face is meh, and shes got a shit hair doo.
The only reason you wanna fuck her, is cause you think you have a chance with her.
User avatar #94 - mitchr (11/14/2013) [-]
I'll actually agree with you there, that gif is indeed unrelated.
User avatar #107 - perkytwerk (11/14/2013) [-]
Your life is unrelated. BURN!!!!
User avatar #126 - mitchr (11/14/2013) [-]
Coming back to this, I did deserve the red thumbs.
Hell was I thinking.
On an unrelated note, I do think she is cute.
#200 - derplerp (11/15/2013) [-]
Meh. Shit happens. I don't take offense. But to be fair, she looks like if she wasn't so obviously having a lazy day where everybody looks like shit, she would like nice. A little make-up, a hair brush, and a nice outfit and I bet she'd look pretty cute.
#8 - but it'll be off when you go to bed and it would actually bother you  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on turns your room into a... +7
#72 - thereforeiamnot (11/10/2013) [-]
I realized that about 2 seconds after I commented, but I'd still be pretty scared if I was sitting in my room at night and turned around to see that
#3532 - It's not the same to me... 11/09/2013 on What's your secret that... 0
#3401 - I've never met someone else who wants a shemale above a man or…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... 0
User avatar #3402 - shishini (11/07/2013) [-]
i think shemales r a harder thing to come across i can see the appeal as theres boobs (.)(.) as an idea get ur gf to get a strap on or buy a dildo..... my gf does me at times shits hot
#3532 - derplerp (11/09/2013) [-]
It's not the same to me...
#3071 - I've been there before.. 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... 0
#3063 - This has actually caused me alot of mental turmoil for years..…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2013 on What's your secret that... 0
User avatar #3331 - shishini (11/07/2013) [-]
sorta same boat bro execpt for the shemales
#3401 - derplerp (11/07/2013) [-]
I've never met someone else who wants a shemale above a man or woman like I do :\
User avatar #3402 - shishini (11/07/2013) [-]
i think shemales r a harder thing to come across i can see the appeal as theres boobs (.)(.) as an idea get ur gf to get a strap on or buy a dildo..... my gf does me at times shits hot
#3532 - derplerp (11/09/2013) [-]
It's not the same to me...
#64 - Thank you, sir, and good day. I'm going to go and fap now. 10/28/2013 on Yeah +1
#60 - Hmmm.. I would recommend Soul Eater, if you like action-y good…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Yeah 0
User avatar #249 - bluboyrulez (10/29/2013) [-]
+ douevensax

I like to use animehere.com myself. It has just about everything there and the general display of the site also appeals to me
User avatar #63 - douevensax (10/28/2013) [-]
There are a few on youtube, but tons on Hulu Plus. You can always stream them on watchcartoononline.com or some other site.
#64 - derplerp (10/28/2013) [-]
Thank you, sir, and good day. I'm going to go and fap now.
#55 - I agree on both accounts. I mean yeah, when I saw the first ep…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Yeah +1
User avatar #57 - douevensax (10/28/2013) [-]
I agree on everything. Except the titties. At ANY age, titties are among the best things in this world. You have good taste. Any animes you recommend? I wish I could forget Mirai Nikki, just so I can rewatch it. It's among my favorites.
#60 - derplerp (10/28/2013) [-]
Hmmm.. I would recommend Soul Eater, if you like action-y goodness with a slightly exaggerated survival ability. It's pretty awesome. Or Black Blood Brothers. Do you know a good place I can find animes? I've been using Netflix, and they have a rather... Limited selection.
User avatar #249 - bluboyrulez (10/29/2013) [-]
+ douevensax

I like to use animehere.com myself. It has just about everything there and the general display of the site also appeals to me
User avatar #63 - douevensax (10/28/2013) [-]
There are a few on youtube, but tons on Hulu Plus. You can always stream them on watchcartoononline.com or some other site.
#64 - derplerp (10/28/2013) [-]
Thank you, sir, and good day. I'm going to go and fap now.
#51 - Of which anime are you speaking, sir? Elfen or HOTD?  [+] (8 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Yeah +1
User avatar #52 - douevensax (10/28/2013) [-]
elfen, my good man. HOTD was absollutely sexualized
User avatar #53 - douevensax (10/28/2013) [-]
But the animation for HOTD is spectacular
#55 - derplerp (10/28/2013) [-]
I agree on both accounts. I mean yeah, when I saw the first episode of Elfen I was like "oooh, titties" But I'm 18 years old, of COURSE titties are the shit. But I can appreciate that they were naked because of their abilities, not to give me an erection. Where as, in HOTD, (even though it's my favorite) I found myself more focused on wanting to see some actual NUDITY instead of soap-covered nipples or an ass covered by a towel, rather than focusing on the actual story line.
User avatar #57 - douevensax (10/28/2013) [-]
I agree on everything. Except the titties. At ANY age, titties are among the best things in this world. You have good taste. Any animes you recommend? I wish I could forget Mirai Nikki, just so I can rewatch it. It's among my favorites.
#60 - derplerp (10/28/2013) [-]
Hmmm.. I would recommend Soul Eater, if you like action-y goodness with a slightly exaggerated survival ability. It's pretty awesome. Or Black Blood Brothers. Do you know a good place I can find animes? I've been using Netflix, and they have a rather... Limited selection.
User avatar #249 - bluboyrulez (10/29/2013) [-]
+ douevensax

I like to use animehere.com myself. It has just about everything there and the general display of the site also appeals to me
User avatar #63 - douevensax (10/28/2013) [-]
There are a few on youtube, but tons on Hulu Plus. You can always stream them on watchcartoononline.com or some other site.
#64 - derplerp (10/28/2013) [-]
Thank you, sir, and good day. I'm going to go and fap now.
#48 - HOTD is my favorite anime (I have an obsession with zombies) b…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Yeah +5
User avatar #49 - douevensax (10/28/2013) [-]
True, but I felt most (not all) of nudity was sexualized. The clothes they wore (when they did) were pretty modest.
#51 - derplerp (10/28/2013) [-]
Of which anime are you speaking, sir? Elfen or HOTD?
User avatar #52 - douevensax (10/28/2013) [-]
elfen, my good man. HOTD was absollutely sexualized
User avatar #53 - douevensax (10/28/2013) [-]
But the animation for HOTD is spectacular
#55 - derplerp (10/28/2013) [-]
I agree on both accounts. I mean yeah, when I saw the first episode of Elfen I was like "oooh, titties" But I'm 18 years old, of COURSE titties are the shit. But I can appreciate that they were naked because of their abilities, not to give me an erection. Where as, in HOTD, (even though it's my favorite) I found myself more focused on wanting to see some actual NUDITY instead of soap-covered nipples or an ass covered by a towel, rather than focusing on the actual story line.
User avatar #57 - douevensax (10/28/2013) [-]
I agree on everything. Except the titties. At ANY age, titties are among the best things in this world. You have good taste. Any animes you recommend? I wish I could forget Mirai Nikki, just so I can rewatch it. It's among my favorites.
#60 - derplerp (10/28/2013) [-]
Hmmm.. I would recommend Soul Eater, if you like action-y goodness with a slightly exaggerated survival ability. It's pretty awesome. Or Black Blood Brothers. Do you know a good place I can find animes? I've been using Netflix, and they have a rather... Limited selection.
User avatar #249 - bluboyrulez (10/29/2013) [-]
+ douevensax

I like to use animehere.com myself. It has just about everything there and the general display of the site also appeals to me
User avatar #63 - douevensax (10/28/2013) [-]
There are a few on youtube, but tons on Hulu Plus. You can always stream them on watchcartoononline.com or some other site.
#64 - derplerp (10/28/2013) [-]
Thank you, sir, and good day. I'm going to go and fap now.
#61 - First time I did that was when my ex-girlfriend was giving me … 10/25/2013 on you lucky bastard +1
#511 - Haha now that it's the day after (atleast where I am), it feel… 09/24/2013 on Time to thumbwhore! :) 0
#501 - Yess! Cuz really, I didn't have a party either. I bought my ow…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Time to thumbwhore! :) 0
User avatar #509 - buttercupbabe (09/24/2013) [-]
Hmm, I've yet to do any of that. Or anything adult-like anyway. First adult thing, I got to go to bank tomorrow Yaay, woohoo, awesome
#511 - derplerp (09/24/2013) [-]
Haha now that it's the day after (atleast where I am), it feels less special. But still, happy birfday, fellow 23!
#235 - It's my birthday too! AND I'M TURNING 18 TOO!  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Time to thumbwhore! :) +2
#386 - buttercupbabe (09/24/2013) [-]
Yaayy, party together :3
#501 - derplerp (09/24/2013) [-]
Yess! Cuz really, I didn't have a party either. I bought my own cigarette's for the first time, bought a lottery ticket and won the money for the cigarette's back, bought a bag of weed from a co-worker and just sat around getting baked and playing Castle Crashers all day
User avatar #509 - buttercupbabe (09/24/2013) [-]
Hmm, I've yet to do any of that. Or anything adult-like anyway. First adult thing, I got to go to bank tomorrow Yaay, woohoo, awesome
#511 - derplerp (09/24/2013) [-]
Haha now that it's the day after (atleast where I am), it feels less special. But still, happy birfday, fellow 23!
#13 - Agreed and done the same^ 09/05/2013 on Pull up +1
#374 - Well, this is gunna ******* suck. 09/05/2013 on Oh 4chins. 0
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