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#100 - Made me think of that story too, cant remember if it was a red…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on a year of waaa +5
#107 - innocentbabies (01/03/2016) [-]
It's been reposted all over the place.
www.snopes.com/step-dad-pulls-funding-daughters-wedding/
#122 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
>The story was certainly very pat, leaning heavily on deeply entrenched stereotypes of shiftless women and the meal-ticket men they routinely drain dry. Every character in it occupied a single dimension, either a long-suffering man-wallet or a callous woman with dollar signs in her eyes

>Whether or not the narrative represented events that once occurred (or was simply the product of an active, misogynist imagination)

Even Snopes is pulling this shit now?
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#160335 - shibe (10/19/2015) [-]
this song is pretty neat
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>never seen a single episode of this show
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Nope. Not even when the girl he slept with came back for one episode.
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so is GOD AM
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#158268 - derpityhurr (09/20/2015) [-]
tru, i havent actively listened to it yet tho
is really cohesive though, i cant even tell when a track ends
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User avatar #1426 - rokkarokkaali (07/31/2013) [-]
stickied by derpityhurr
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User avatar #1544 - awesomerninjathing (07/13/2015) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE...
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User avatar #1536 - ayumu (09/21/2014) [-]
you shuld make all the voting options for best nickname b0ss
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User avatar #1537 to #1536 - derpityhurr (09/21/2014) [-]
wow, b0ssy
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User avatar #1538 to #1537 - ayumu (09/21/2014) [-]
I am da b0ss ya know
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User avatar #1529 - makotoitou (08/24/2014) [-]
ahaha faggot
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User avatar #1526 - derpityhurr (08/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1527 to #1526 - derpityhurr (08/09/2014) [-]
im cool
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User avatar #1525 - derpityhurr (07/14/2014) [-]
female amusement-systemfemale amusement-system
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#1523 - littlewaynebball (04/21/2014) [-]
i'd appreciate it if you didn't use me as your avatar, thank you very much
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User avatar #1524 to #1523 - derpityhurr (04/21/2014) [-]
thats just too bad
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User avatar #1522 - ecomp (02/22/2014) [-]
I lost my mod powers
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User avatar #1540 to #1522 - derpityhurr (09/28/2014) [-]
ahha faggot
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User avatar #1541 to #1540 - ecomp (09/28/2014) [-]
lol
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User avatar #1510 - totodigatr (02/15/2014) [-]
Hey, what was the difference between buying Minecraft and downloading cracked again?
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User avatar #1511 to #1510 - derpityhurr (02/15/2014) [-]
Cant play on servers
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User avatar #1516 to #1515 - derpityhurr (02/18/2014) [-]
did you get it?
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User avatar #1517 to #1516 - totodigatr (02/18/2014) [-]
Too expensive bro
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User avatar #1519 to #1518 - totodigatr (02/18/2014) [-]
That's the food of a month
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User avatar #1520 to #1519 - derpityhurr (02/18/2014) [-]
***** wat
thats not even enough if you eat mcdonalds daily
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User avatar #1521 to #1520 - totodigatr (02/18/2014) [-]
McDonalds is too fancy
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User avatar #1508 - whiteniggers (02/15/2014) [-]
Alright then... These are all the Shiny Legends I've collected, that I'd like help with:

o Kyurem - Brave o Kyurem - Quiet
o Kyurem - Quiet o Latios - Quiet
o Latias - Sassy o Genesect - Hasty
o Regirock - Relaxed o Regice - Sassy
o Registeel - Sassy o Regigigas - Brave
o Ho-Oh - Sassy o Lugia - Sassy
o Cobalion - Relaxed o Terrakion - Brave
o Virizion - Sassy o Mew - Modest
o Mewtwo - Modest o Azelf - Quiet
o Uxie - Sassy o Mesprit - Quiet
o Cresselia - Sassy o Heatran - Quiet
o Tornadus - Quiet o Thundurus - Quiet
o Landorus - Brave o Dialga - Quiet
o Palkia - Quiet o Giratina - Brave

I have Reshiram and Zekrom for the Kyurems if that can help them too. I'd also like some help with an Arceus moveset. Thanks for helping, I know it's a lot.
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User avatar #1512 to #1508 - derpityhurr (02/15/2014) [-]
Brave Kyurem: Roost, and physical moves like Outrage, Fusion Bolt, Stone Edge
Quiet Kyurems: Roost, Draco Meteor/Pulse, Ice Beam, Earth Power
Latios: Draco Meteor/Pulse, Psyshock, Surf, Roost
Latias: Dragon Pulse, Psyshock, Roost, Surf
Genesect: Thunderbolt, Ice Beam, Bug Buzz, Flamethrower
Regirock: Stone Edge, Earthquake, doesnt matter what else
Regice: Ice Beam, Thunderbolt, doesnt matter
Registeel: Rest, Sleep Talk, Curse, Iron Head
Regigias: Return, Stone Edge, Earthquake, something
Ho-oh: Sacred Fire, Roost/Recover, Brave Bird, Substitute
Lugia: Roost, Toxic, Substitute, Whirlwind
Cobalion: Sacred Sword, Stone Edge, Volt Switch, Stealth Rock
Terrakion: Close Combat, Stone Edge, Quick Attack, X-Scissor
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User avatar #1513 to #1512 - whiteniggers (02/15/2014) [-]
did you work that out yourself or did you use an online thing? that's very helpful
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User avatar #1514 to #1513 - derpityhurr (02/15/2014) [-]
myself, just used a list of the natures
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User avatar #1509 to #1508 - whiteniggers (02/15/2014) [-]
Layout went to **** , let me know if you want me to send it again but neater
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User avatar #1500 - supertanto (11/07/2013) [-]
ecomp news.yahoo.com/tyrannosaur-discovered-southern-utah-195305192.html
since i can't message you or post it on your or my wall
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User avatar #1504 to #1500 - ecomp (11/08/2013) [-]
Old news, saw it yesterday.
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User avatar #1505 to #1504 - supertanto (11/08/2013) [-]
2fast4me
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User avatar #1499 - rokkarokkaali (10/15/2013) [-]
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See ya
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User avatar #1445 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
Hello fellow brown person
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User avatar #1534 to #1445 - derpityhurr (09/21/2014) [-]
r u doing wrestling again
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User avatar #1535 to #1534 - bladeboy (09/21/2014) [-]
Yea, season starts in a month-ish
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User avatar #1486 to #1445 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
>implying youll go to college
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User avatar #1487 to #1486 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
I have a white middle class family. So yeah.
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User avatar #1502 to #1487 - supertanto (11/07/2013) [-]
>bought our house for 1,200,000
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User avatar #1503 to #1502 - bladeboy (11/07/2013) [-]
Okay.
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User avatar #1490 to #1488 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
You getting X or Y fag?
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User avatar #1491 to #1490 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
probably Y cause yes
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User avatar #1492 to #1491 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
I just like the legendary and the new mew. MegaZard X looks badass, but megamew looks ******* retarded.
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User avatar #1494 to #1493 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
How the hell have you not heard of these?
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User avatar #1495 to #1494 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
by avoiding it
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User avatar #1496 to #1495 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
themoreyouknow.jpg
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User avatar #1497 to #1496 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]

buy pls
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User avatar #1498 to #1497 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
>brampton

not going near that place
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User avatar #1489 to #1488 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
Feels masterrace man
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User avatar #1466 to #1445 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
I saw one listing of a Pokemon X 3DS with the drawings of the legendarys on it for 60 bucks
the ****** removed it after i emailed him
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User avatar #1467 to #1466 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
Find him derpitty. That's too good of a deal to pass up.
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User avatar #1468 to #1467 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure it was a typo
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User avatar #1469 to #1468 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
Challenge him to a fight for it.
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User avatar #1470 to #1469 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
but i dont wrestle
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User avatar #1471 to #1470 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
Bring your friends.
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User avatar #1472 to #1471 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
i dont want to kill him
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User avatar #1473 to #1472 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
But you do want a cheap 3ds, do you not?
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User avatar #1474 to #1473 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
i bet hes a neckbeard with pounds of muscle hanging off his flab
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User avatar #1501 to #1474 - supertanto (11/07/2013) [-]
that's hawt
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User avatar #1475 to #1474 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
Bring your mom along then. The sight of a female will confuse him.
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User avatar #1476 to #1475 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
good idea

Should I get a R4 card for the 3DS too? The only two games ill probably play are tetris and pokemon and the ad im looking at already has tetris installed on the ds
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User avatar #1477 to #1476 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
What the **** is r4?
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User avatar #1478 to #1477 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
it lets you use roms on your ds
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User avatar #1479 to #1478 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
Yea, get it. Free games 4 life
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User avatar #1480 to #1479 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
are pokemon x/y roms around yet?
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User avatar #1481 to #1480 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
No. I heard 3ds games are very hard to emulate.
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User avatar #1482 to #1481 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
The roms are still made but yeah, theres no computer emulator for them
itll probably take a bit for the roms to get around
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User avatar #1483 to #1482 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
**** the roms. I aint no broke ass ***** .
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User avatar #1484 to #1483 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
yes you are
thats why youre still in milton
User avatar #1485 to #1484 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
> Bought our house for 400k
> Can easily sell it for 600k

Feels ******* great man. Parents might sell it when I head out to college.
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User avatar #1447 to #1446 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
I live in Milton. I'm pretty much brown.
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User avatar #1448 to #1447 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
still
you still wrestle?
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User avatar #1450 to #1449 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
r u tuff
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User avatar #1451 to #1450 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
yea m8, ive ben hittin the jim
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User avatar #1452 to #1451 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
nice
I havent gotten any taller tho
cri
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User avatar #1453 to #1452 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
how tal r u?
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User avatar #1454 to #1453 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
5'8''
wanna be like 6'0''
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User avatar #1455 to #1454 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
Were like the same height. Were taller than the average french man.
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User avatar #1456 to #1455 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
i guess thats a positive
You make it into ROPSAA or whatever?
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User avatar #1457 to #1456 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
OFSSA


Nah, wrestling was cancelled last year because of the teacher strike.
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User avatar #1458 to #1457 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
oh yeah
I need to make the basketball team this year, i dont even know when it starts though
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User avatar #1459 to #1458 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
Wrestling starts in like a week, ****** ballin
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User avatar #1460 to #1459 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
lucky ******
You have today off school too?
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User avatar #1461 to #1460 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah. Might go to the midnight release for X & Y, but I didnt pre-order it, hopefully they'll have some copies. Gotta get a 3ds first though.
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User avatar #1462 to #1461 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
I need one too, ima put up an ad on Kijiji for my DSi once my camera is charged
Thereve been ads for 90 dollar ones

Id get that one but the guy is pretty far, maybe you could
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User avatar #1463 to #1462 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
**** ***** , pick up in Malton? and 80 bucks.

I also have a retro videogame store 5 minutes away that has used systems. Gonna swing over there today.
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User avatar #1464 to #1463 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, its really cheap

Theres a small store near me too so i might check it out
I need to sell my DSi first, ill probably get like $100 for it and my R4 card
User avatar #1465 to #1464 - bladeboy (10/11/2013) [-]
Just sent the dude a email. Hopefully he's not some creepy **** .
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User avatar #1443 to #1442 - mayormilkman (09/15/2013) [-]
wait

I think it's rokkarokkaali.
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User avatar #1444 to #1443 - rokkarokkaali (09/16/2013) [-]
is me
stole his name because i can
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#1441 - rokkarokkaali (09/11/2013) [-]
**rokkarokkaali rolled a random comment #13 posted by felixjarl at Skyrim logic ** :
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User avatar #1433 - ecomp (08/10/2013) [-]
y u unfriend me
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User avatar #1434 to #1433 - derpityhurr (08/10/2013) [-]
cause youre a ******* fag ******
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User avatar #1435 to #1434 - ecomp (08/10/2013) [-]
omg im go an hero by
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User avatar #1430 - goochmaster (08/08/2013) [-]
y u unfriend me
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User avatar #1542 to #1431 - derpityhurr (02/26/2015) [-]
“I’ve been shy for as long as I can remember. When I was in first grade, all the other kids would play sports during recess, but I’d sit alone and play with sand. I don’t think I was sad because I was a kid. I was probably having fun with my sand. Well, I was probably sad. I was probably sad all the time. But that’s how nerds are born. You spend a lot of time learning things on your own while everyone else is being social.”
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User avatar #1432 to #1431 - goochmaster (08/08/2013) [-]
omg im go an hero by
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