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#56 - Undertale content? On FJ? And no hate?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Jacks having a bad time. +1
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#57 - SpankYouVeryMuch (12/30/2015) [-]
Look at comment 48. people are fighting.
#203 - Picture 12/28/2015 on The Price for Utopia 0
#1 - That rhymed  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on When admin hits the town 0
#2 - thearcher (12/23/2015) [-]
Agreed, it was very well timed
#3 - Thankfully none of the anime girls depicted are traps. Otherwi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on Growing up can change many... +4
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#14 - thegreatpapyrus (12/24/2015) [-]
HONESTLY, THE CLOSEST THING THE WHOLE SERIES HAD TO A "TRAP" WAS THAT DRAGON LADY WITH THE HOTS FOR MIIA
#12 - TF said I didn't like Smash? I love the **** outta it. … 12/21/2015 on Shrek is smash Shrek is brawl +15
#9 - Make a fat Mii then 12/21/2015 on Shrek is smash Shrek is brawl -11
#4 - I wouldn't  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Shrek is smash Shrek is brawl +2
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#5 - tenaciouslee (12/21/2015) [-]
I don't know a lot about Smash, I just think it'd be funny.

But, none of my business, I guess.
#2 - "Shrek technically is eligible to be added to the roster&…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Shrek is smash Shrek is brawl +67
#20 - leifbunny (12/22/2015) [-]
Honestly, half of the crap they're putting in smash now has all but made it... just meh now. Cloud strife? Like... fuckin really? That character every edgy kid ever wants in there? Why? Mewtwo just being yet another reskin (because 4 totally doesn't have enough of those, right?) could have had real effort put into him instead of just being lucario. Sword wielding fire emblem character #25804 was necessary? Nobody likes playing against them. BAYONETTA FFS. Again. Why?! Nintendo used to be so... well, as much as I hate the term... they used to be gatekeepers of their own content. 3rd party additions were easter eggs at best for the longest time. Now they just seem to be saying "fuck it! Who wants a turn at our asses?"

Yes. Nintendo mainly makes children's games. But that's just it. No other companies do it as well as they do. Can't we just.... Are they really hurting that bad for customers? I don't need mario to have a shotgun to be playable. Pokemon doesn't need swearing or edge to be enjoyable. Zelda doesn't need wubstep filled cutscenes that change angles every three seconds to keep my attention. These games fill a niche in our lives. They're silly, down to earth, and... dare I say it? "Casual". With gaming being the hyped up e-sports bullshit it's become... it's nice to just.... play a cute little brightly colored game, in the small amount of free time a lot of us get, about jumping on turtles without get shouted at by small children because we're not perfect at it.
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#22 - sirrawrsalot (12/22/2015) [-]
....Have you even played smash? or any of the games you complained about?
I've actually argued fire emblem characters case forever so I'm not gonna bother.
Final Fantasy 7 is 18 nearly 20 years old, so I don't get what you mean by "edgy kids"
I'm not sure how having cool characters as dlc is "giving mario a shotgun" because nothing remotely like that has happened to any franchise, let alone the ones you mentioned.
Lucario is a clone of mewtwo, first of all, and in smash 4 they're rather different.
I mean besides Shadow Ball and Aura Sphere(Which are pretty different) They don't share much of anything.

TL;DR Mindless griping like that is why Sakurai hates his fans.
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#23 - leifbunny (12/22/2015) [-]
You really mean to tell me you have never seen people go on gamefaqs and talk about how cloud and other FF characters should be in smash? It was pretty constant. Probably still is.

As well... I only brought up the "mario with a shotgun" etc etc in comparison to current games as they are. Context is everything, and if I didn't give enough, I am sorry, that is my fault.

None of this was mindless, just possibly poorly translated from mind to paper. So... I'll rewrite it short and sweet, instead:

"I feel like smash bros is getting crowded with characters that don't need to be there. And personally, I fear Nintendo might be getting desperate. I certainly hope not, because their child-friendly games are a great source of fun for me when I want to avoid angry MLG gamer nonsense."
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#24 - sirrawrsalot (12/22/2015) [-]
Much more understandable, though I don't think you have to worry much about nintendo money wise.
Also people want Cloud because he's rather iconic, and a pretty decent character to boot , barring "90s star power" people would still actually want him in smash, and he's not particularly dark in most media featuring him.(Completely backstory-loaded like alot of action game "leads")

With angry MLG.... the salt levels in melee are lethal.
#25 - leifbunny (12/22/2015) [-]
Yeah... I avoid melee like the plague. I play brawl and 4 with friends for fun and not much else. The pro MLG people... I don't understand. Like.... how do you get that passionate about something that does physically nothing to make your life better?
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#26 - sirrawrsalot (12/22/2015) [-]
Well I understand some of it. And people are always passionate about things they enjoy.(or used to)
#15 - thedankmemer (12/22/2015) [-]
Still waiting on my vote for the Safety Strap Guy
#11 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
If you dont like smash..

Then what the fuck are you doing on this website?
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#31 - catsbats (12/23/2015) [-]
what are you doing on this website?
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#12 - derpishb (12/21/2015) [-]
TF said I didn't like Smash? I love the shit outta it. I just don't like Shrek in Smash
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#8 - majkee (12/21/2015) [-]
slow heavy brawler seems alot better than another swordsman
#9 - derpishb (12/21/2015) [-]
Make a fat Mii then
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#3 - tenaciouslee (12/21/2015) [-]
>Implying you wouldn't play a grapple-focused Ogre who's final smash was "WHAT ARE YA DOIN' IN MAH SWAMP!?" and throwing them off the screen
>Implying you don't want the opportunity to say, while picking characters, "Play time is ogre."

What a loser.
#4 - derpishb (12/21/2015) [-]
I wouldn't
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#5 - tenaciouslee (12/21/2015) [-]
I don't know a lot about Smash, I just think it'd be funny.

But, none of my business, I guess.
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#14 - murrlogic (09/06/2015) [-]
Hello
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#1 - oishiine ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Comment virginity ish mine
User avatar #2 to #1 - derpishb (03/25/2013) [-]
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#3 to #2 - oishiine ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
You had no comments on your profile. I was the first one.

Therefore I took your comment virginity.
User avatar #4 to #3 - derpishb (03/26/2013) [-]
ahhh..... ok?
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