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#108 - Not watching then. Thanx for the heads up dude. 11 hours ago on SO NO CHI NO SA DA ME 0
#106 - This is so wrong dude  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on SO NO CHI NO SA DA ME 0
#107 - DiabloStrawhat (11 hours ago) [-]
If this gets to you, JoJo might be a bit much for your fragile constitution.
#108 - derpishb (11 hours ago) [-]
Not watching then. Thanx for the heads up dude.
#37 - I may be a teen THINKING about joining the military, but if I …  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Title 0
User avatar #41 - hhanako (11 hours ago) [-]
just don't go for infantry, be a mechanic or something like that. i have another friend that's currently in kuwait, he's a mechanic and stays on the base unless he wants to leave.

if i join i'm thinking of being a medic, i've always been good at biology and shit like that, plus you could get out of the military and be a doctor or some shit, those are bretty gud jobs to have
#33 - Well, thanx for the info. I'm sure you're paid well enough, so…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Title 0
User avatar #34 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
well enough for the time I'm on duty, yes. Happy to help.
#31 - Why don't people ever just type in "ad,min" it makes…  [+] (3 new replies) 12 hours ago on Title 0
User avatar #32 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
I haven't said his name in a while, so I didn't realize it would filter. However non combat roles tend to get a lot of crap from combat roles, and you will deal with the nickname 'POG' which means 'person other than grunt' which applies to anyone not out in the field in the firefights.
User avatar #33 - derpishb (12 hours ago) [-]
Well, thanx for the info. I'm sure you're paid well enough, so I won't inquire about that. Good luck Mr.Dagold!
User avatar #34 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
well enough for the time I'm on duty, yes. Happy to help.
#123 - I'm taking this. 12 hours ago on Frieza!!!! 0
#29 - Hm. (this is a good time as any) Do uh, do you actually have t…  [+] (8 new replies) 12 hours ago on Title 0
User avatar #35 - hhanako (12 hours ago) [-]
from what i understand infantry is the only ones that go out looking for fights. and just because you're in the military doesn't mean you have to fight, i had a friend that joined the army and got sent to korea, he spent most of his free time shagging hot korean girls.
User avatar #37 - derpishb (12 hours ago) [-]
I may be a teen THINKING about joining the military, but if I actually GO, I'm not taking the risk
User avatar #41 - hhanako (11 hours ago) [-]
just don't go for infantry, be a mechanic or something like that. i have another friend that's currently in kuwait, he's a mechanic and stays on the base unless he wants to leave.

if i join i'm thinking of being a medic, i've always been good at biology and shit like that, plus you could get out of the military and be a doctor or some shit, those are bretty gud jobs to have
User avatar #30 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
Yes and no. There are multiple jobs in the military where combat is a next to nill situation. Cook, supply, finance, my big black penetrative daddyship, things like that contain non combat roles. I'm a line medic, however, so I'm right out there with the infantry. Not the job you want if you don't want to end up in a firefight.

However keep in mind that every soldier is a rifleman, and in the event of your base being over run, you will be expected to fight should the infantry not be enough to repell the attack.
#31 - derpishb (12 hours ago) [-]
Why don't people ever just type in "ad,min" it makes things easier. I wouldn't want to be put in a deadly situation. I'm sure you're the best at your job though. (sorry I don't have a REAL version of a salute)
User avatar #32 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
I haven't said his name in a while, so I didn't realize it would filter. However non combat roles tend to get a lot of crap from combat roles, and you will deal with the nickname 'POG' which means 'person other than grunt' which applies to anyone not out in the field in the firefights.
User avatar #33 - derpishb (12 hours ago) [-]
Well, thanx for the info. I'm sure you're paid well enough, so I won't inquire about that. Good luck Mr.Dagold!
User avatar #34 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
well enough for the time I'm on duty, yes. Happy to help.
#27 - You're in the military?  [+] (10 new replies) 12 hours ago on Title +1
User avatar #28 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
Just the national guard at the moment. With the situation with my stepdaughter's father, I can't go active without a lot of drama.
User avatar #29 - derpishb (12 hours ago) [-]
Hm. (this is a good time as any) Do uh, do you actually have to fight? Or are there non-DEADLY jobs?
User avatar #35 - hhanako (12 hours ago) [-]
from what i understand infantry is the only ones that go out looking for fights. and just because you're in the military doesn't mean you have to fight, i had a friend that joined the army and got sent to korea, he spent most of his free time shagging hot korean girls.
User avatar #37 - derpishb (12 hours ago) [-]
I may be a teen THINKING about joining the military, but if I actually GO, I'm not taking the risk
User avatar #41 - hhanako (11 hours ago) [-]
just don't go for infantry, be a mechanic or something like that. i have another friend that's currently in kuwait, he's a mechanic and stays on the base unless he wants to leave.

if i join i'm thinking of being a medic, i've always been good at biology and shit like that, plus you could get out of the military and be a doctor or some shit, those are bretty gud jobs to have
User avatar #30 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
Yes and no. There are multiple jobs in the military where combat is a next to nill situation. Cook, supply, finance, my big black penetrative daddyship, things like that contain non combat roles. I'm a line medic, however, so I'm right out there with the infantry. Not the job you want if you don't want to end up in a firefight.

However keep in mind that every soldier is a rifleman, and in the event of your base being over run, you will be expected to fight should the infantry not be enough to repell the attack.
#31 - derpishb (12 hours ago) [-]
Why don't people ever just type in "ad,min" it makes things easier. I wouldn't want to be put in a deadly situation. I'm sure you're the best at your job though. (sorry I don't have a REAL version of a salute)
User avatar #32 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
I haven't said his name in a while, so I didn't realize it would filter. However non combat roles tend to get a lot of crap from combat roles, and you will deal with the nickname 'POG' which means 'person other than grunt' which applies to anyone not out in the field in the firefights.
User avatar #33 - derpishb (12 hours ago) [-]
Well, thanx for the info. I'm sure you're paid well enough, so I won't inquire about that. Good luck Mr.Dagold!
User avatar #34 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
well enough for the time I'm on duty, yes. Happy to help.
#25 - uhm "LT" Lieutenant?  [+] (12 new replies) 12 hours ago on Title 0
User avatar #26 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
#27 - derpishb (12 hours ago) [-]
You're in the military?
User avatar #28 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
Just the national guard at the moment. With the situation with my stepdaughter's father, I can't go active without a lot of drama.
User avatar #29 - derpishb (12 hours ago) [-]
Hm. (this is a good time as any) Do uh, do you actually have to fight? Or are there non-DEADLY jobs?
User avatar #35 - hhanako (12 hours ago) [-]
from what i understand infantry is the only ones that go out looking for fights. and just because you're in the military doesn't mean you have to fight, i had a friend that joined the army and got sent to korea, he spent most of his free time shagging hot korean girls.
User avatar #37 - derpishb (12 hours ago) [-]
I may be a teen THINKING about joining the military, but if I actually GO, I'm not taking the risk
User avatar #41 - hhanako (11 hours ago) [-]
just don't go for infantry, be a mechanic or something like that. i have another friend that's currently in kuwait, he's a mechanic and stays on the base unless he wants to leave.

if i join i'm thinking of being a medic, i've always been good at biology and shit like that, plus you could get out of the military and be a doctor or some shit, those are bretty gud jobs to have
User avatar #30 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
Yes and no. There are multiple jobs in the military where combat is a next to nill situation. Cook, supply, finance, my big black penetrative daddyship, things like that contain non combat roles. I'm a line medic, however, so I'm right out there with the infantry. Not the job you want if you don't want to end up in a firefight.

However keep in mind that every soldier is a rifleman, and in the event of your base being over run, you will be expected to fight should the infantry not be enough to repell the attack.
#31 - derpishb (12 hours ago) [-]
Why don't people ever just type in "ad,min" it makes things easier. I wouldn't want to be put in a deadly situation. I'm sure you're the best at your job though. (sorry I don't have a REAL version of a salute)
User avatar #32 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
I haven't said his name in a while, so I didn't realize it would filter. However non combat roles tend to get a lot of crap from combat roles, and you will deal with the nickname 'POG' which means 'person other than grunt' which applies to anyone not out in the field in the firefights.
User avatar #33 - derpishb (12 hours ago) [-]
Well, thanx for the info. I'm sure you're paid well enough, so I won't inquire about that. Good luck Mr.Dagold!
User avatar #34 - dagold (12 hours ago) [-]
well enough for the time I'm on duty, yes. Happy to help.
#18 - No one can EVER see enough ****** 13 hours ago on I've seen enough Hentai... 0

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#1 - oishiine (03/24/2013) [-]
Comment virginity ish mine
User avatar #2 to #1 - derpishb (03/25/2013) [-]
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#3 to #2 - oishiine (03/25/2013) [-]
You had no comments on your profile. I was the first one.

Therefore I took your comment virginity.
User avatar #4 to #3 - derpishb (03/26/2013) [-]
ahhh..... ok?
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