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#12 - found this in my news feed today  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Modern Feminism +2
User avatar #14 - warwolfrider (06/20/2014) [-]
Could you give me a link I would like to look in to that
User avatar #45 - Mecuniv (06/20/2014) [-]
I would like a link as well, please.
#283 - Mecuniv (06/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #154 - huntergriff (06/20/2014) [-]
the fact that there is even one signature on that is so fucking infuriating.
#19 - it's a little less open world though, right? 04/14/2014 on Assassin's Creed 2 Final... 0
#18 - Comment deleted 04/14/2014 on Assassin's Creed 2 Final... 0
#15 - im actually considering buying this game. But i can't decide b…  [+] (40 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Assassin's Creed 2 Final... 0
User avatar #43 - roflnaut (04/14/2014) [-]
AC2 if you like assassins.
AC4 if you like pirates.

Personally, I prefer AC4. The naval combat was fun.
#21 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
I've been a fan of Assassin's creed for a while now, I started with 2 (went back and played 1 later) but 2 is still my favorite. Good story, lots of free roaming, lots of chances to just randomly mess with guards, tons of stuff to do and a highly likeable main character. I was disappointed in AC 3 and AC 4, while the game play and graphics are great in AC 4 the main character is...well just not as interesting as Enzio. I HIGHLY recommend playing 2 before moving on to the others
#83 - grny (04/20/2014) [-]
leme just store this away
User avatar #34 - tkfourtwoone (04/14/2014) [-]
Ezio, Ezio, EZIO AUDITORE DA FIRENZE! Not "eNzio"!

Jesus, almost 6 years later and some idiots still can't get that shit right!
#36 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
Calm your tits, I misspelled an Italian name. It always sounded like "Enzio" to me and I didn't do a quick google search...it's not the end of the world, I was wrong
User avatar #37 - tkfourtwoone (04/14/2014) [-]
"It always sounded like "Enzio" to me"

Are you fucking retarded or something?! Are you actually illiterate?!?

SUBTITLES exists for single-digit IQ fucktards like yourself, you know! They fucking say & display out his name out & loud not even 5 minutes into the game, when he's born!

Also, it WAS a common mistake to say "Enzio" instead of "Ezio" *(mainly because of the Enzo Ferarri model), but that was FUCKING SIX YEARS AGO, when people barely even heard of the character.

tl;dr - you have absolutely no reason to be so fucking stupid, especially since you yourself declare "I've been a fan of Assassin's Creed for a while now" - you're not a fan, you're just an illiterate faggot
User avatar #38 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
Chill the fuck out

I don't usually play with subtitles on because I don't always have time to read them in the heat of playing. I already said I was wrong about his name so shut the fuck up about it. It's not that uncommon for people to misspeak his name considering there were a lot of very Italian names in the game. You act like getting his name wrong is a capital offense
User avatar #39 - tkfourtwoone (04/14/2014) [-]
" It's not that uncommon for people to misspeak his name considering there were a lot of very Italian names in the game"

It IS uncommon for people who call themselves "fans" of a particular story (that is alo pretty known to the general public) to fuck names up. What next, Ash Ketchup from Tokemon? Kernip from Muppets? Dark Vader?

Also, the whole "I don't usually play with subtitles on because I don't always have time to read them" just convinced me that you ARE an illiterate cunt.
Hope you can actually read this post in the next 30 minutes. Dumbass.

"You act like getting his name wrong is a capital offense" - it is pretty much when you declare yourself a "fan". Now open your mouth wide, you deserve all this shit poured into it.
#95 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
Wow dud shut up your being a dick OVER A MISSPELLED NAME!!!! Get a life!!!
#84 - grny (04/20/2014) [-]
Grammar nazis, they have nothing better to do
User avatar #86 - tkfourtwoone (04/20/2014) [-]
Except that this is not "grammar", you fucking retard!
#87 - grny (04/20/2014) [-]
Still no fucks being given to you the "internet badass"
User avatar #90 - tkfourtwoone (04/20/2014) [-]
Retards aren't a known giver of fucks...
#91 - grny (04/20/2014) [-]
You gonna start crying over you computer now? Poor internet prick? Did you get bullied a lot at school that you have to freakout at nothing on the internet, and then freakout more at people who tell you to shut up because your being an asshole just to feel better about yourself? Seriously get a life.
User avatar #92 - tkfourtwoone (04/21/2014) [-]
"You gonna start crying over you computer now? Poor internet prick? Did you get bullied a lot at school that you have to freakout at nothing on the internet, and then freakout more at people who tell you to shut up because your being an asshole just to feel better about yourself?"

Seriously? Stop projecting your own issues onto others.

The only thing mildly related is the fact that HERE, in the circles where I grew up, you get BASHED for being A FUCKING MORON, not encouraged, like this little prick with his "Ohmahgehrd, I'm an AC fan, I totally love ENZIO" self-ownage.

But hey, keep being American! Remember, no idiot child left behind!
User avatar #94 - grny (04/21/2014) [-]
Dude just shut up no body thinks your cool, your not by any means hurting my feelings, nor are you winning this argument. I mean what happened to you that you feel so compelled to be a dick? It's ok to be civil, I mean you obviously where never taught that.
User avatar #96 - tkfourtwoone (04/21/2014) [-]
"I mean what happened to you that you feel so compelled to be a dick?"

I just happen to have ZERO tolerance for stupidity and hypocrisy. And misspelling the MAIN CHARACTER's name from a series you self-proclaim that you're a "fan" of, is both hypocritical AND stupid.

It's almost like saying "I'm a huge Zelda fan, I love her green clothes and playing with her!"
User avatar #97 - grny (04/21/2014) [-]
I agree with the zelda part, but CALM THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY!
#93 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
Wow your just pathetic go crawl back into your little hole
#56 - montybalboa (04/14/2014) [-]
What the holy fuck is wrong with you? I really hope your intellectual elitism consoles you when you are sad and alone.
User avatar #77 - tkfourtwoone (04/14/2014) [-]
Too bad I am NOT sad and alone, since unlike you fuckers I have managed to find someone with standards equally high as mine. Fucking dipshits.
#78 - montybalboa (04/14/2014) [-]
You're really angry
User avatar #80 - tkfourtwoone (04/15/2014) [-]
Yes, one normally gets rather angry when a self-intitled "fan" of a certain topic can't even get the fucking name of the motherfucking main character right.
#81 - montybalboa (04/15/2014) [-]
Entitled, entitled, SELF-ENTITLED! Not "self-Intitled"!

Jesus, almost 1500 years since the invention of the English language and some idiots still can't get that shit right!
User avatar #82 - tkfourtwoone (04/15/2014) [-]
There is a rather huge difference between an involuntary typo (written at 6:30 AM, while I was still trying to wake up) and willingly misspelling a main character's name, a character from a franchise one declares they're a fan of.
#89 - grny (04/20/2014) [-]
Sir since your so butt hurt here's a form you can cry into as you fill it out
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User avatar #40 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
I can read quite well thank you, and I am a fan of the Assassin's creed series I just misspelled his name. It's not like I went "I'm a fan, Assassin's fork took place in France" I just misspelled a name for goodness sake. Not everyone plays with the subtitles on. It really isn't that big of a deal to misspell someone's name
#29 - mankbeast (04/14/2014) [-]
I think a lot of people think AC2 was the best.I think the story was great and the gameplay was awesome. I do think AC4 was lots of fun though.
User avatar #31 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
I admit I had a lot of fun playing it, I thought it was a little more limited though. I enjoyed being able to climb and sneak about on rooftops and in AC4 the buildings were a bit too far to do that as easily as I might have liked (minor complaint at best) but the guard posts were always so annoying and I had to keep myself from using pistols because they made things too easy. AC4 was a very fun game though
#32 - mankbeast (04/14/2014) [-]
You ever played the multiplayer? I was like in the top 5% in brotherhood. I havent really played it after that.
User avatar #33 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
No I've never touched the multiplayer on any AC games
#25 - motherduck (04/14/2014) [-]
>Enzio
User avatar #26 - evebishop (04/14/2014) [-]
Crap I knew I was going to get that name wrong....
User avatar #20 - badpeace (04/14/2014) [-]
If you are in it for the story and the amazing gameplay, go for AC2, preferably playing AC 1 before.
If you are in it for the amazing gameplay solely, you should just play AC4. It's a really good game, perhaps even better gameplay wise than the previous games. But if you want the story, you've got to play them in the correct order.
User avatar #22 - silverzepher (04/14/2014) [-]
i preferred 1, simply because he didn't change, he still di whatever he wanted, unlike ezio who spends his time brooding in his villa, 3 was meh, haven't gotten to 4 after the disappointment of 3's ending.
User avatar #17 - poutinesalad (04/14/2014) [-]
It's pretty good. havent played 4 yet, and i got stuck near the end of AC3
User avatar #16 - orrihaa (04/14/2014) [-]
AC2 is the best in the series
User avatar #19 - derpderpurface (04/14/2014) [-]
it's a little less open world though, right?
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