oh you loved it

I thought we were already friends, but when I tried going on your profile it said only friends could view it. So I friended.

Oh hi nazi zombies

in honor of the deaths of all my imaginary friends

ARGH
Y U NO CAPITALIZE "i"

in what the story

YES
IT IS ANNOYING ME A LOT
also i didn't know it was furry and imagine a horse punching someone in the stomach and was like wut is this lol horses don't punch people
and now i realized that i don't capitalize the "i"s either

well sorry i dont have an editor like whiteboy but besides that do you like it

*spends time to finish reading it*

The characters seem a little too emotionless, and the story is kinda cliche and moves along too fast. Honestly, I can't say I really like it. I really feel like a massive douche writing this :/

also if you wait a little more there will be more than to just having kill him do this, i just needed to be serious to start of the story

well i just started and everything well get set into motion later on, like if kev were to show emotion he would get riffle butted in the stomach for being a whiny bitch and im just trying to get past this part but in chapter six will have more

I think I love you too.
I love you a lot.
I love you so much, man.
I would do stuff to you that would be illegal in Iraq.

and id return the favor, but for now, take this ^.^

Hopefully it wasn't literally an ocean.
I'd hate to think that the next time I go to the beach I'd be swimming in your cum.
I'd also be a little frightened of you and your magical testicles that have the ability to create an entire ocean of cum.

a whale produces over 400 gallons of cum everytime it ejaculates. ever wonder why the ocean is so salty? *trollface*

ehhaha he owww

Oh no did you inhale an infant?

no

Oh ok then

NUTTIN MUCH NIGGA
YO I'S JUST BE PLAYIN WIT MAH CHRISMUZ SHIZZ
(i have no idea)

Then what happaned?

then I drowned because I realized I had gills.

Oh win! How epic.

I have run out of things to say today lol :D

Fair enough lolol

Ooooh what you get? Have a good Christmas and all that jazz?

I actually got like
a book
a jacket
buckyballs
and MONEY
currently obsessed with these buckyballs lol

What are buckyballs? :P

TOY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JpM4A4657k
SO ADDICTING

Haha they look godo fun =D

good* xD

THEY ARE
BUT OW MY FINGERS HURT

Haha aww. :P

CAN'T STOP PLAYING THOUGH :D
so what are you doing :D

Just playing heavy rain. Good game actually =D

looks like a pretty cool game too :D
sorry, i gotta go :c

Cya man have a good one =D

back :D
lol computer overheats too much

Ahh that sucks. Still playing with your balls?

YOU BET :D

Very nice =D

yes
yes it is :D

You should make a fishy!

I tried :D
then it kinda collapsed in on itself
and then while trying to fix it I made it worse
and then RAGE
and when I woke up the next day I was in a decrepit building filled with corpses.

KITTEN NIPPLES

what?

I said kitten nipples.
You know
the nipples of kittens

*sits back and stares at comment, thinking of what to say*
*leans forward, hands on keyboard*
*uh.... leans back, thinking again*
*leans forward thinking about something that could be a conversation starter*
penis
*falls back into chair, exhausted at the effort it took to think of that brilliant word*

uhhhhh...'-'
<.<
>.>
the only thing i got is um... kind of gay.

That's okay.
*scoots closer*
*places arm around your shoulders*
*pulls you close*
*turns to face you*
*whispers*
I love you
lolwut

i take it back. that is gayer then what i was going to say.

:D
what were you going to say?

uhhh... i didnt wont to say it then. im not going to say now.

aw
ok then

then i'd go on a killing spree for more soda
only to find out you get free refills
then i'd kill some more

Don't forget the children.
Them's bonus points.
Old ladies are worth negative points, because of the ease of which they die.
And squirrels are worth 10000 points each if you kill them with your hands.
Those fuckers are fast.

OM NOM NOM
I EATED THE LAZER

THE LAZER IS GOOD
THE LAZER IS POOOOOWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRRRR

CHICKEN NIPPLES

THE JEWS ARE COMING

HUUUUUUUR NUTIN' ME JUST DU YIN SUM HOME WURKS

Ahh lame, I have 3 more exams then done with school forever muhahaha

:O
Forever?
How many years do you have to go to school for?

This was my 13th year. All at the one school, prep to year 12

Lucky, I still have almost 3 years left :c
Then college :c

Unlucky brah haha

:c
brb dinner lol

Allright cat shoe

BACK
NOW TELL ME WHAT YOU LEARN >:C

What I learn?

AT SCHOOL
SO I MIGHT BE PREPARED

I'm doing English, Maths, History and Business Management

Unfortunately, I have never had a taco...

I feel like I've been missing out on a lot...

:D

>Never had a taco
>Never had
>Never

D:

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A DEPRIVED CHILD

My parents are like
tacos = mexicans
mexicans = bad
tacos = bad

But I'm half Mexican...I'm =/= bad :C
And tacos are like if god too a hamburger, chopped it all up, came his godliness into the mix, then coated it in the best cheese ever, and then added onions, lettuce, tomatoes, guacamole, salsa, and sour cream.

*drools*
Oh shit
It's up to my knees D:
Can't....
Stop...
Drooling...
glub glub glub

Yeah...now you have to go to a TB and order a SHITTON of stuff.

silly demented, you just made me drown myself with my own saliva
that means i'm dead now
and dead people can't walk to taco bell
wait
but i'm typing
so i'm not dead
am I a zombie?

Yes...let's go with that...because otherwise the only other explanation is that you've spontaneously gained the ability to breath underwater.

but thin that means im death
I MUST GO SEE OLD MAN JENKINS

POE
TAY
TOE

hey
we posted it at about the same time
retard

*stabs myself in the eye with a screwdriver*
Nothing, except I think I may have gone blind in this eye.