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#4 - If you cant learn to type in English You're gonna hav… 05/18/2012 on Futurama? Zoidberg? 0
#741 - how about you? think you could resist the fire heat?! also as …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2012 on funnyfuuuuuu- DO WANT... 0
User avatar #742 - gmarrox (05/18/2012) [-]
Your hand isn't directly connected to the wire, so no heat reaches you as you descend. I would assume that the steel wire would be top grade, which means it would not show signs of melting from temperatures cause by a common building fire.
#21 - w,a,s,d,e,q,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9... yep 4 keys  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2012 on Genius or Genius -8
User avatar #23 - wrought (05/17/2012) [-]
And I said apart from movement.
User avatar #22 - wrought (05/17/2012) [-]
Because mousewheels are less convenient.
#736 - o great. near a window. but still at most a foot outside the b…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2012 on funnyfuuuuuu- DO WANT... -1
#740 - gmarrox (05/18/2012) [-]
And I'm fairly certain that a wire designed to hold a person's weight would be able to resist secondhand fire heat for ten or more minutes.
User avatar #741 - derpastani (05/18/2012) [-]
how about you? think you could resist the fire heat?! also as soon as metal starts to heat up its starts to stretch, especially with something heavy on the bottom end.

im not saying the idea is bad, im saying how it would placed is fucking retarded.
User avatar #742 - gmarrox (05/18/2012) [-]
Your hand isn't directly connected to the wire, so no heat reaches you as you descend. I would assume that the steel wire would be top grade, which means it would not show signs of melting from temperatures cause by a common building fire.
#197 - 2 problems I see. 1 where is this located? if its outside…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2012 on funnyfuuuuuu- DO WANT... -1
User avatar #221 - captaincabinet (05/16/2012) [-]
Number 1. is a good point.
For number 2, however, the post says that it locks onto your wrist.
#220 - gmarrox (05/16/2012) [-]
1. Near a window

2. Says it's fixed onto your wrist to prevent letting go.
User avatar #736 - derpastani (05/17/2012) [-]
o great. near a window. but still at most a foot outside the building. im not sure, my science isnt great but im 100% sure heat from a fire travels further than a foot...

#740 - gmarrox (05/18/2012) [-]
And I'm fairly certain that a wire designed to hold a person's weight would be able to resist secondhand fire heat for ten or more minutes.
User avatar #741 - derpastani (05/18/2012) [-]
how about you? think you could resist the fire heat?! also as soon as metal starts to heat up its starts to stretch, especially with something heavy on the bottom end.

im not saying the idea is bad, im saying how it would placed is fucking retarded.
User avatar #742 - gmarrox (05/18/2012) [-]
Your hand isn't directly connected to the wire, so no heat reaches you as you descend. I would assume that the steel wire would be top grade, which means it would not show signs of melting from temperatures cause by a common building fire.
#231 - anonymous (05/16/2012) [-]
>I'ts fixed onto your wrist so you can't let go.
>Propel to bottom of burning building.
>As said, it doesn't release
>Stuck tethered to burning building.
User avatar #233 - gmarrox (05/16/2012) [-]
I would imagine that if you're escaping from a burning building, there will be some firefighters to greet you with some wire cutters when you get down.
#126 - Listened to this man since about 2002, he has never made this … 05/12/2012 on Dad what the fuck?! +2
#227 - you've earnt this man. 05/12/2012 on I have no idea +5
#54 - its funny how unfunny your attempt at humour is  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2012 on Christian Dark Ages 0
#57 - theonionyrogue (05/11/2012) [-]
I don't like you.
#27 - shame that between 800-1100 AD the centre of human advancement…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2012 on Christian Dark Ages +8
User avatar #84 - tiptoebythewindow (05/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, well I hate Algebra.
User avatar #32 - gammajk (05/11/2012) [-]
Someone's been watching NDT
#31 - pro-choice is not pro-abortion. its pro-choice. simply that. t… 05/11/2012 on Pro life or pro choice ? +1
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