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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Dont use it.
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Steam Profile: Console peasant
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Fallout: New Vegas, Fallout 3,Dead Space 2, Mortal Kombat
X-box Gamertag: Pm me if you want it.
PSN: xbox masterrace
Interests: Anything revolving around humor or comedy.
Date Signed Up:10/26/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Southern part of the fattest country on earth
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A partly Darkwraith themed account.

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#16 - My house has one there. Every house I've been to has one t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Compilation of funny... +1
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#26 - wraithguard (01/08/2016) [-]
Am I the only person that hates the word "prolly". It sounds nothing like the word it's being used to replace. If anything it sounds like some kind of plant disease.
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#18 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
Why not put a painting instead?
#94 - No I You ************ . 01/08/2016 on Bitches ain't shit +1
#90 - No, I mean tales of you doing this. 01/08/2016 on Bomango - 21 0
#53 - I wonder if admin actually does piss in sink or is just pullin… 01/08/2016 on FJ being FJ +1
#33 - I expected it to be a trap.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Bitches ain't shit +7
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#35 - wowtransmogdude (01/08/2016) [-]
What are you talking about? It was a trap.
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#94 - deroderpderp (01/08/2016) [-]
No
I
You motherfucker.
#87 - ... If you would do so, I would like examples  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Bomango - 21 0
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#88 - iamkagji (01/08/2016) [-]
Sorry mate, I don't know your family so I can't exploit their flaws, weaknesses and regrets
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#90 - deroderpderp (01/08/2016) [-]
No, I mean tales of you doing this.
#148 - I honestly could not give less of a **** about the whol…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 16 0
#176 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Nobody of any intelligence actually gives a fuck about clavatninenine. The only people making a big deal out of this are just as childish and cringy as he is. The rest of us laugh at his expense and then move the fuck on.
#25 - Adhesive. Sure, whatever floats yer boat, pal. 01/08/2016 on Bomango Extras - Too Much... 0
#279 - Oh, I got that. Just expected something different. 01/07/2016 on "The joker wasn't a man" 0
#216 - jokexplain pls  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on "The joker wasn't a man" 0
#276 - alpako (01/07/2016) [-]
i am no jokexplain, but here i go
joker is clown
ronald mcdonald is clown
joker's fw he see's mcdonalds
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#279 - deroderpderp (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh, I got that.
Just expected something different.
#44 - My mother had black hair, mine's dark chesnut. Just becaus…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Y'all weak as shit -1
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#49 - alcantara (01/07/2016) [-]
Her father and brother are both rather strong in the force, her son is strong enough in the force to be a sith apprentice, and on multiple occassions she uses the force to detect people - in the original trilogy, she hears Luke calling out to her, in the new movie she senses the death of a character when it happens. Even if we ignored all of that, Yoda says she has the force - Yoda was the kind to know these things.
#42 - Is it canon? Is it?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Y'all weak as shit -1
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#51 - selongb (01/07/2016) [-]
Luke and leia called out to each other telepathically in the movies, And her son is gifted in the force, so it can be assumed that she inherited the "force genes" from anikin and passed it down to kylo
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#43 - norkasthethird (01/07/2016) [-]
>is daughter of the most powerful force-sensitive to ever live
ain't rocket science bud
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#44 - deroderpderp (01/07/2016) [-]
My mother had black hair, mine's dark chesnut.
Just because she's one of his kids doesn't mean she can, it means her kids could.
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#49 - alcantara (01/07/2016) [-]
Her father and brother are both rather strong in the force, her son is strong enough in the force to be a sith apprentice, and on multiple occassions she uses the force to detect people - in the original trilogy, she hears Luke calling out to her, in the new movie she senses the death of a character when it happens. Even if we ignored all of that, Yoda says she has the force - Yoda was the kind to know these things.
#39 - Because she's not force sensitive you ******* idiot.  [+] (12 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Y'all weak as shit -4
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#131 - blackmageewizardt (01/07/2016) [-]
Mate, she is able to feel the death of her husband Han Solo through half the galaxy. I don“t know about you, but that seems very force sensetiv.
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#125 - Eggerz (01/07/2016) [-]
"The force is song in my family. My father had it, I have it, and my sister has it." Luke Skywalker, Return of the Jedi.

You fucking tool
#55 - huntergriff (01/07/2016) [-]
Yes she is. they imply it in episode V after luke leaves dagobah for cloud city, then Obi-wan explicitly states it to luke and luke tells Leia in Episode VI. and then In episode VII, Leia feels a "Wound in the force" like Yoda did in Episode III after the montage of jedi deaths, and Obi wan did in episode IV after Alderaan was destroyed, but she feels this "wound" after her son murders his own father, Han Solo, Pic related.
#104 - einsampibroch (01/07/2016) [-]
That last brush Han did over his son's face before he fell fucked me up. I've ripped on the movie all over but this just strikes me to the core I got overwhelmed with feels.
#106 - huntergriff (01/07/2016) [-]
Tfw his gun, that changes with every episode , will no longer be seen in the sequel trilogy.
#50 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
made pretty clear in the original trilogy that she is
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#41 - norkasthethird (01/07/2016) [-]
incorrect
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#42 - deroderpderp (01/07/2016) [-]
Is it canon?
Is it?
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#51 - selongb (01/07/2016) [-]
Luke and leia called out to each other telepathically in the movies, And her son is gifted in the force, so it can be assumed that she inherited the "force genes" from anikin and passed it down to kylo
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#43 - norkasthethird (01/07/2016) [-]
>is daughter of the most powerful force-sensitive to ever live
ain't rocket science bud
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#44 - deroderpderp (01/07/2016) [-]
My mother had black hair, mine's dark chesnut.
Just because she's one of his kids doesn't mean she can, it means her kids could.
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#49 - alcantara (01/07/2016) [-]
Her father and brother are both rather strong in the force, her son is strong enough in the force to be a sith apprentice, and on multiple occassions she uses the force to detect people - in the original trilogy, she hears Luke calling out to her, in the new movie she senses the death of a character when it happens. Even if we ignored all of that, Yoda says she has the force - Yoda was the kind to know these things.
#152 - Im almost certain that trivia quiz thing is Kahoot. 01/07/2016 on 4chan comp. #52 0
#3 - Remember the time an IOS game used a screencap of dark souls a… 01/07/2016 on seems legit +4
#147 - "Why do they fear and hate you so?" Life said to Dea… 01/06/2016 on Doing His Job +3
#36 - Im Christian and I accept that I'm only going on hope and fait…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on bigfoot 0
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#42 - Silver Quantum (01/06/2016) [-]
no shit
#1 - That one user would be useful here  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Gaster, The Meme Lord 0
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#5 - secretzx (01/06/2016) [-]
I believe that he is currently pre-occupied with a butthole full of red pinkies
#12 - boarderlinegreat (01/07/2016) [-]
**boarderlinegreat used "*roll picture*"**
**boarderlinegreat rolled image**

Good pic breh I give you 7/5 stop working you'll do it.
You mean this one?

BTW good job OP
#139 - Sometimes nothing can be done. Women who are sick, have cancer…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Doing His Job +6
#159 - thechosentroll (01/06/2016) [-]
People are much tougher than movies make us out to be. You could shit out half the blood in your body, lose all your limbs, half your brain, a kidney, most of your liver, a lung and half your digestive track and survive if the medical team is good enough. And they are usually pretty fucking good.

Unless you're so sick you could literally die if you coughed hard enough (in which case, you'd be too sick for your body to support a baby and you'd probably a have a miscarriage), you can survive childbirth, assuming the do a C section. It's a pretty safe procedure which doesn't put much strain on the body. The most dangerous part about it for a sick person would be the anesthesia, since that can greatly weaken your heart and organs and lead to complications, but that can be avoided, by just using partial anesthesia - something not too pleasant, but still a whooooooole lot better than the pain and strain of natural child birth.

Bodies don't just "give out". That was a myth created by shit doctors, so they don't have to say "We don't know what killed them". Stress doesn't kill you. People who are constantly stressed almost always have an unhealthy lifestyle. It's the yeas of abusing your body that kill it, not the stress. In the same way, back in the old days when dying during childbirth was more common, it was mostly due to infections in a day or two. The actual act of childbirth isn't what kills you. Well, except maybe in medieval england when for a time they had this fad, where they'd marry off girls at the age of 15-16. In those cases, their bodies just weren't developed enough, so when the baby came out I'd rip and tear everything in its' way so hard it'd make the Doom marine proud and the mother would die of blood loss. But in a modern hospital that's more or less impossible.

So, in short: No, no zey don't. Bodies do not just give out. Dying during childbirth is not easy. Dying in general is pretty hard and pretty painful.
#194 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Stop being a stupid jackass. You clearly don't know what you are talking about.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternal_death

Just because it isn't "relatively" common and has decreased in recent decades doesn't mean it doesn't happen. Also, this comic depicts a mr. skeltal and you are criticizing realism?
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#212 - thechosentroll (01/07/2016) [-]
"Maternal death is defined as "The death of a woman while pregnant or within 42 days of termination of pregnancy, irrespective of the duration and the site of the pregnancy, from any cause related to or aggravated by the pregnancy or its management, but not from accidental or incidental causes"

>42 days
I am talking about the act of child birth. The shit going on in the comic. The one where the woman has less than an hour to live. An HOUR. A lot less than 42 days. And, like I said, most of them are due to infections several days after the fact. This mostly happens in developing countries these days. And by "developing", I mean "unga bunga" and designated countries, where they think cow shit is an anti-septic. Not in fucking japan - a first world country with some of the most modern medical equipment on the planet. They got robot nurses, nigga. ROBOT NURSES!
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#141 - halor (01/06/2016) [-]
well in this case it was a mixture of negligence and incompetence, they have already determined that she had a heart problem and therefore should not have been going through a highly stressful natural birth instead of a c-section where she would be sedated
#48 - He never said undertale was cringe worth, he basically just sa… 01/06/2016 on Undertale- Asgore Kazoo'd 0
#1 - I have a feeling thats just a tracing of a Black Knight Greata…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/06/2016 on WHAT IF...Undyne with an Axe? +9
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#2 - samaramidnight (01/06/2016) [-]
And you're wrong.. that's Shadowlace Axe from Tera
#3 - isolovegames (01/06/2016) [-]
A-are you sure?
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#6 - samaramidnight (01/06/2016) [-]
Lol. Can't argue. They are quite similar apparently
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#4 - shaddyz (01/06/2016) [-]
yes look at the end of the blade
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#5 - isolovegames (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh I see it know.
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#7 - shaddyz (01/06/2016) [-]
also the knob(end of the axe) and the middle of the both blades are different the greataxe from darksouls doesnt have unecerery stuff on it, the axe from terra looks like its more for ceremonie
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#8 - samaramidnight (01/06/2016) [-]
Because Tera is all about the looks right now game went south pretty fast
#46 - If there isn't a minimum, am I already a contributor? 01/06/2016 on Price of FJ Contributer status 0
#2 - One day I, too, wish to be able to animate as well as this.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Punchline +2
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#18 - alfonshister (01/06/2016) [-]
one day, bro. one day.
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#11 - Sterski (01/06/2016) [-]
Gopher it, bruh!
#29 - That has to be the same company the made Animusic.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Infinite Track +3
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#30 - darthblam (01/06/2016) [-]
Dude, Animusic was the fucking shit. Animusic - Pipe Dream 1080p
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#59 - philskimbosh (01/06/2016) [-]
Yessss

I have two volumes of these on a separate drive somewhere. They always bust them out on the big screens at the local mall around the holidays.
#41 - yoshtar (01/06/2016) [-]
every time I hear this it takes me back to when I used to play the first few Crash Bandicoot games
#17 - I recognize that artwork.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Snek Pants +2
#62 - strangesir (01/06/2016) [-]
... For the first time ever, I see a Yoshi as sexy.

I don't know whether to insult you or congratulate you.

The figure, the digitigrade legs, the tail, the wrappings... NNNNG.
#26 - ordanj (01/06/2016) [-]
Also, I would fuck that Yoshi

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User avatar #1 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #2 to #1 - deroderpderp (11/03/2015) [-]
Well if admin asks, how can I say no? But really, Im already in love with the site, and unless something goes wrong, I plan to stay here for a while. I get this is a copy paste, but in the odd event you do look these over, Im here for the long haul.
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