I wish. My butt is nowhere as magnificent as Addy's.

Accidentally deleted the comment, but yeah, I'll give you some more.

>10th grade
>high school not normal
>go in for after school ketchup classes, because i had been missing a ton of school due to home reasons
>guy who stays behind to tend to us all is the vice principal
>had been a phys ed instructor for years before he got that position
>teacher keeps staring at me while im doing my work
>ask for help with a few questions he comes over
>helps me for a bit before viewing the contents of my bag
>unorganized
>#triggered
>dumps my bag in front of 10 other kids and orders me to pick it all up an reorganize
>i say okay and do it because im not a bitch
>rest of class goes on fine
>next day
>he keeps staring at me again so i look at him and ask "Yes?"
>no response
>5 mins later staring at me again
>repeat
>moves off
>tells me to go outside the class room
>talks to me about how im acting like a complete ass
>wtf?
>try to explain that i was just asking what he was looking at me for
>keeps interrupting me
>grab my bag and fuck off
>arrive home explain to my parents that if this fucker is gonna do this that im not going to be in his classes anymore
>subsequently leave school
>was near the end of the year so i could be classified as finished grade 10
>go to another school sort of an online school type thing
>pretty weird
>different school district so they need my records to prove that i actually went through grade 10
>school i just left denies access to records
>have to repeat grade 10 the next year
>suddenly bitchface teacher says it was all a misunderstanding and he wants me to come back
>lolno fuck off m8

That's the most recent story. That was years ago. I live in Canada.

just a little assrape. no ban.
give your booty to admin and you're sparred.