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Interests: stuff, things
Date Signed Up:1/21/2013
Last Login:4/18/2014
Location:Ontario
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#47 - For those too lazy to look up the song themselves  [+] (8 new replies) 01/14/2014 on brilliant +5
#81 - silverhellion (01/15/2014) [-]
those guys must be drowning in the pussy.
#51 - azraelthemage (01/14/2014) [-]
>Video is not available in your country.
User avatar #82 - anusholeboner (01/15/2014) [-]
Hola Better Internet unblocker
Chrome extension
User avatar #55 - shoryuken (01/14/2014) [-]
what country do you live in?
#56 - azraelthemage (01/14/2014) [-]
'Merica.
User avatar #75 - biggydy (01/15/2014) [-]
Where's your freedom now, HUH?
#77 - screwed (01/15/2014) [-]
The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) right here
#52 - derkarus (01/14/2014) [-]
Are you shittin' me, I figured that it would be available to everyone, here's a cut gif as an apology
#160 - Not entirely true, I once was getting sniped at by a guy and I… 01/14/2014 on Dayz in a Nutshell +6
#20 - Were you previously aware of his homosexuality before he made … 01/13/2014 on tyler +2
#342 - Thank you admin 01/11/2014 on A fresh start on flagging... 0
#4 - See what you let in 01/11/2014 on Ya Hoser 0
#2 - Take off ya hoser  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Ya Hoser +1
#3 - fantasma (01/11/2014) [-]
#4 - derkarus (01/11/2014) [-]
See what you let in
#3 - Dude, you didn't know that?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Ugly way to see this +11
User avatar #4 - Ninernsu (01/10/2014) [-]
No I did just this solidifies it.
User avatar #10 - toof (01/10/2014) [-]
A fan comic now tells us exactly what the Mushroom Kingdom canon is.
Right. Sure.
#139 - 19 M Canada Daywalker(pale, freckles, no ginger ha… 01/10/2014 on FJ poll 0
#96 - He/it loves everybody  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on Toddlers & Terrors 0
User avatar #97 - zafara (01/10/2014) [-]
So does mine, if they are pretty. Then he tortures them to death with magic bombs....
#95 - Mine don't.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Toddlers & Terrors 0
User avatar #96 - derkarus (01/10/2014) [-]
He/it loves everybody
User avatar #97 - zafara (01/10/2014) [-]
So does mine, if they are pretty. Then he tortures them to death with magic bombs....
#85 - Convienent ain't it?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Toddlers & Terrors +1
User avatar #93 - zafara (01/10/2014) [-]
Although the person in my profile might not mind at all.....
User avatar #95 - derkarus (01/10/2014) [-]
Mine don't.
User avatar #96 - derkarus (01/10/2014) [-]
He/it loves everybody
User avatar #97 - zafara (01/10/2014) [-]
So does mine, if they are pretty. Then he tortures them to death with magic bombs....
User avatar #88 - zafara (01/10/2014) [-]
That's why it creeps me out.
#2 - A pink E and a pie Pinkie Pie 01/09/2014 on [Insert Overused Pun Here] +1
#51 - Hamster gif is the meaning of life. 01/09/2014 on Yes I can +1
#50 - **derkarus rolls 42**  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Yes I can +14
User avatar #52 - jinxter (01/09/2014) [-]
I always imagine the star wars diner song to this.
User avatar #51 - derkarus (01/09/2014) [-]
Hamster gif is the meaning of life.
#2 - You're one of "those" players. 01/08/2014 on BattlefieldBear4 0
#3 - Meant that to be a comment to #1 01/08/2014 on oldie, but a goldie 0
#2 - Incase nobody has seen it.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on oldie, but a goldie 0
User avatar #3 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Meant that to be a comment to #1
#2066 - Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#2024 - Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1965 - You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1937 - roll 5, those numbers correspond to the list creating your d&a…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1957 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
so do i need to roll shit or am i good as your first mate
User avatar #1965 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1161 - Huzzah!  [+] (9 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1919 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
anyway whats the point of the post i dont get it
User avatar #1937 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
roll 5, those numbers correspond to the list creating your d&d character, op is going to post more stuff to do with it, i rolled you and asked you to join my d&d fj group.
User avatar #1957 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
so do i need to roll shit or am i good as your first mate
User avatar #1965 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1146 - Will she at least make me grilled cheese?  [+] (11 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1158 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
If she doesn't want to be smacked around like the bitch she is, she will!
User avatar #1161 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Huzzah!
User avatar #1919 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
anyway whats the point of the post i dont get it
User avatar #1937 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
roll 5, those numbers correspond to the list creating your d&d character, op is going to post more stuff to do with it, i rolled you and asked you to join my d&d fj group.
User avatar #1957 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
so do i need to roll shit or am i good as your first mate
User avatar #1965 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1126 - apparently I didn't worship the mother hard enough  [+] (13 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1143 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
dude you got the mother, thats the least cool deity. Fuck it, seems like i'll have to make you pirate king and a risen god like Talos

All heil TALOS!

User avatar #1146 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Will she at least make me grilled cheese?
User avatar #1158 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
If she doesn't want to be smacked around like the bitch she is, she will!
User avatar #1161 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Huzzah!
User avatar #1919 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
anyway whats the point of the post i dont get it
User avatar #1937 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
roll 5, those numbers correspond to the list creating your d&d character, op is going to post more stuff to do with it, i rolled you and asked you to join my d&d fj group.
User avatar #1957 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
so do i need to roll shit or am i good as your first mate
User avatar #1965 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1114 - I gave up halfway through It's a monstrosity  [+] (15 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1118 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
You may be the ugglies orc i've ever seen, but a captains a captain.
User avatar #1126 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
apparently I didn't worship the mother hard enough
User avatar #1143 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
dude you got the mother, thats the least cool deity. Fuck it, seems like i'll have to make you pirate king and a risen god like Talos

All heil TALOS!

User avatar #1146 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Will she at least make me grilled cheese?
User avatar #1158 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
If she doesn't want to be smacked around like the bitch she is, she will!
User avatar #1161 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Huzzah!
User avatar #1919 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
anyway whats the point of the post i dont get it
User avatar #1937 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
roll 5, those numbers correspond to the list creating your d&d character, op is going to post more stuff to do with it, i rolled you and asked you to join my d&d fj group.
User avatar #1957 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
so do i need to roll shit or am i good as your first mate
User avatar #1965 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
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User avatar #1 - renamon (04/08/2013) [-]
You!
User avatar #2 to #1 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
yes you!
User avatar #4 to #3 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes me what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Did you post a comment with Derek in it somewhere? Like a picture?
User avatar #6 to #5 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Funny story, that was my other account that was banned, but yes that is me.
User avatar #8 to #6 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
MY NAME IS DEREK :O
User avatar #9 to #8 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
'Tis a good name.
User avatar #10 to #9 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes :3
User avatar #11 to #10 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Fun Fact #384: Name means ruler of men.
User avatar #12 to #11 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
But I'm ********** :c
User avatar #13 to #12 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
You shame Theoderic! I'm just kidding, pretty sure the ruler of men only applies to other men, seeing as how you are the first chick named Derek I've met.
User avatar #14 to #13 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a femboi..
User avatar #15 to #14 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Close enough.
User avatar #16 to #15 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
hehe ^^;
User avatar #7 to #6 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Derakus
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