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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: Derakus
PSN: dornod
Interests: stuff, things
Date Signed Up:1/21/2013
Last Login:8/22/2014
Location:Ontario
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#4788 - **derkarus rolls 387,254,616**  [+] (9 new replies) 02/13/2014 on new rolling game 0
User avatar #4790 - derkarus (02/13/2014) [-]
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**derkarus rolls 979,410,687**
User avatar #4796 - derkarus (02/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4797 - derkarus (02/13/2014) [-]
**derkarus rolls 685,011**
User avatar #4798 - derkarus (02/13/2014) [-]
**derkarus rolls 0**
User avatar #4799 - derkarus (02/13/2014) [-]
Told you.
#4787 - **derkarus rolls 9** Death will not be swift!  [+] (10 new replies) 02/13/2014 on new rolling game 0
User avatar #4788 - derkarus (02/13/2014) [-]
**derkarus rolls 387,254,616**
User avatar #4790 - derkarus (02/13/2014) [-]
**derkarus rolls 916,569**
User avatar #4791 - derkarus (02/13/2014) [-]
**derkarus rolls 082,447,418**
User avatar #4792 - derkarus (02/13/2014) [-]
**derkarus rolls 46,769,286**
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**derkarus rolls 979,410,687**
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**derkarus rolls 0,467,956**
User avatar #4797 - derkarus (02/13/2014) [-]
**derkarus rolls 685,011**
User avatar #4798 - derkarus (02/13/2014) [-]
**derkarus rolls 0**
User avatar #4799 - derkarus (02/13/2014) [-]
Told you.
#27 - Comment deleted 02/12/2014 on they see me rollin' 0
#3 - Spermus? 02/12/2014 on Samus +1
#5 - Might as well 02/12/2014 on Good idea right here 0
#213 - But we are doing completely different things, Americans are do…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Tumblr +4
#215 - xxhadesflamesxx (02/10/2014) [-]
still fairly similar
#347 - Not as bad as I expected 02/10/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 18 0
#17 - The true winner is who can drink the most timmies. It's a tast…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Tea Drinking Countries -1
User avatar #20 - icespine (02/10/2014) [-]
im pretty sure only canadians. americans have them but they'd much rather have dunkin's donuts. and mexico im pretty sure doesnt have any timmies
#145530 - Hamster band is best band 02/08/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#18 - And he's a proctologist In training 02/05/2014 on Pretty Much Sums It Up +6
#46 - Broseidon? Cause they're so wet  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Doctor Who +1
#49 - taurusguy (02/02/2014) [-]
Fembro, because reasons.
User avatar #75 - bighairyfart (02/02/2014) [-]
Bitch?
#43 - Brogina?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Doctor Who 0
#45 - taurusguy (02/02/2014) [-]
Brog? bro and g-spot, no man has found evidence of one but hope dies last
User avatar #46 - derkarus (02/02/2014) [-]
Broseidon? Cause they're so wet
#49 - taurusguy (02/02/2014) [-]
Fembro, because reasons.
User avatar #75 - bighairyfart (02/02/2014) [-]
Bitch?
#40 - Brocita? Bro+mamacita  [+] (8 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Doctor Who 0
User avatar #59 - blokrokker (02/02/2014) [-]
Bromacita? I've got a tomboy friend from Spain, I'll call her that and see if she laughs.
#42 - taurusguy (02/02/2014) [-]
Broob?
#44 - taurusguy (02/02/2014) [-]
bro and mamacitas
User avatar #43 - derkarus (02/02/2014) [-]
Brogina?
#45 - taurusguy (02/02/2014) [-]
Brog? bro and g-spot, no man has found evidence of one but hope dies last
User avatar #46 - derkarus (02/02/2014) [-]
Broseidon? Cause they're so wet
#49 - taurusguy (02/02/2014) [-]
Fembro, because reasons.
User avatar #75 - bighairyfart (02/02/2014) [-]
Bitch?
#28 - You would probably like Soul Cartel, if you haven't read it already.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2014 on A New Quest 0
User avatar #34 - aasherknight (02/02/2014) [-]
I have, Soul Cartel is one of my favorites. EVer read Tower of God? That is my all time favorite right now.
#37 - brah?  [+] (10 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Doctor Who +2
#39 - taurusguy (02/02/2014) [-]
Brhole? Bro with a hole instead of a stick
User avatar #40 - derkarus (02/02/2014) [-]
Brocita? Bro+mamacita
User avatar #59 - blokrokker (02/02/2014) [-]
Bromacita? I've got a tomboy friend from Spain, I'll call her that and see if she laughs.
#42 - taurusguy (02/02/2014) [-]
Broob?
#44 - taurusguy (02/02/2014) [-]
bro and mamacitas
User avatar #43 - derkarus (02/02/2014) [-]
Brogina?
#45 - taurusguy (02/02/2014) [-]
Brog? bro and g-spot, no man has found evidence of one but hope dies last
User avatar #46 - derkarus (02/02/2014) [-]
Broseidon? Cause they're so wet
#49 - taurusguy (02/02/2014) [-]
Fembro, because reasons.
User avatar #75 - bighairyfart (02/02/2014) [-]
Bitch?
#59 - And i want a bank gun, oh wait, I already have one 02/02/2014 on give a man a gun 0
#11 - There is one thing I absolutely hate coldplay for, and it is t…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Coldplay and Nazis -1
#88 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
I thought it was good

It was very sweet at the time.
#60 - mummyslittlebitch (02/02/2014) [-]
Oh my god they are so awful
#14 - Have you tried the red velvet muffins yet?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Preparing for the Olympics +1
#105 - trollzorr (02/01/2014) [-]
there amazing
User avatar #17 - romdadon (02/01/2014) [-]
i have not, the line up at my uni is too long so i only go when im off campus
#8 - I bet she shows her ankles!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Wait, what? +1
#15 - ssheinrich (01/28/2014) [-]
#23 - Caustle? 01/25/2014 on Tumblr comp 0
#20 - In rust I shout asking "YOU WANT BE FRIEND WITH ROCK?&quo…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Not even once +26
User avatar #90 - funnyjunktitan (01/23/2014) [-]
You better be keeping some tuna on you at all times because if the Tuna Bandits™ come knocking you better have some to give to them if you don't want slavery or death.
#56 - kaboozle123 (01/23/2014) [-]
you are the type of person i hate the most in that game

i imagine you think of yourself like the pic
#25 - thescyle (01/23/2014) [-]
I had a funny encounter a few days ago. I was walking around with my trusty rock. A guy jumped in front of me and was shouting
"who are you, fucking man? This is my forrest! if you want to play here you have to give me all the metal you have, or i kill you" and a lot of swears too... i walked past him right at a stone and started farming, so he got to me and put out his 9mm pistol, pointing at me. What he didnt know was that i always play with others, so right in that moment, i turn around and see one of my friends behind him. They pull out their shotgun and fire at him, the same time I hit him with my trusty stone, screaming:
"SUPER STONE POWER ACTIVATED" with the voice chat. Aparently my stone hit killed him, because the next 45 minutes he was crying to the mods that i killed him in his full armor and full life with only one stone hit....
After that he always was scared of me (we are kinda neighbours, so we meet a lot) but everytime i get out my stone he just shouts "friendly, please, please" and i even started to take his belongings as protection money...

tl;dr; Stone op
User avatar #40 - mrblueftw (01/23/2014) [-]
"protection money"
I think this is real cyber bullying.
#46 - thescyle (01/23/2014) [-]
well, he wanted protection money first... he wanted me to give him metal, and only because he thinks im cheating and nobody notices i make him give me his stuff.... i think its only fair, wouldnt do it to other players i would just steal it from them...
User avatar #33 - ronyx (01/23/2014) [-]
"protection money" da fuq
User avatar #28 - itrinx (01/23/2014) [-]
Videogames Bullying.
#63 - Unemployed, uneducated past highschool, I often lose track of … 01/22/2014 on Time. 0
#13 - But, I just want chocolate for the taste. 01/22/2014 on You Need It 0
#68 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on The Storm Quiver 0
#69 - fisheh Comment deleted by derkarus
#65 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on The Storm Quiver 0
#67 - fisheh Comment deleted by derkarus
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User avatar #1 - renamon (04/08/2013) [-]
You!
User avatar #2 to #1 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
yes you!
User avatar #4 to #3 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes me what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Did you post a comment with Derek in it somewhere? Like a picture?
User avatar #6 to #5 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Funny story, that was my other account that was banned, but yes that is me.
User avatar #8 to #6 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
MY NAME IS DEREK :O
User avatar #9 to #8 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
'Tis a good name.
User avatar #10 to #9 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes :3
User avatar #11 to #10 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Fun Fact #384: Name means ruler of men.
User avatar #12 to #11 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
But I'm submissive :c
User avatar #13 to #12 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
You shame Theoderic! I'm just kidding, pretty sure the ruler of men only applies to other men, seeing as how you are the first chick named Derek I've met.
User avatar #14 to #13 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a femboi..
User avatar #15 to #14 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Close enough.
User avatar #16 to #15 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
hehe ^^;
User avatar #7 to #6 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Derakus
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