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derkarus

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: Derakus
PSN: dornod
Interests: stuff, things
Date Signed Up:1/21/2013
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:Ontario
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Comment Ranking:#8765
Highest Content Rank:#5501
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Content Views:40230
Times Content Favorited:19 times
Total Comments Made:971
FJ Points:3978
Favorite Tags: Aquaman (2)

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#651 - sup ***** ? 11/15/2014 on comment and i post on your... 0
#224 - Tidal whip The dreaded of the living 10/27/2014 on John Hancock 0
#43 - #33's answer is i 10/24/2014 on 50 things you must not do... +1
#33 - What attachments? 09/26/2014 on destiny 0
#28 - sorry, yep I always forget it looks different from the picture 09/26/2014 on destiny 0
#26 - Nope,  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2014 on destiny 0
User avatar #30 - mortolife (09/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the one. Orange and black paint scheme, no stock, just a pistol grip. Just got it from a legendary engram today.
User avatar #33 - derkarus (09/26/2014) [-]
What attachments?
User avatar #28 - derkarus (09/26/2014) [-]
sorry, yep I always forget it looks different from the picture
#22 - When I get bored in the crucible I just shoulder charge in wit…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2014 on destiny 0
User avatar #24 - mortolife (09/26/2014) [-]
Just got that shotgun today. Legendary, no stock, orange and black right?
User avatar #30 - mortolife (09/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the one. Orange and black paint scheme, no stock, just a pistol grip. Just got it from a legendary engram today.
User avatar #33 - derkarus (09/26/2014) [-]
What attachments?
User avatar #28 - derkarus (09/26/2014) [-]
sorry, yep I always forget it looks different from the picture
#18 - It is kind of satisfying having a full set from the crucible, …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2014 on destiny 0
User avatar #20 - mortolife (09/26/2014) [-]
I would imagine man. The crucible kicks the shit out of me though. So much shotgun spamming going on.
User avatar #22 - derkarus (09/26/2014) [-]
When I get bored in the crucible I just shoulder charge in with my titan then clean up with my shotgun, It's the invisble hand m7 with better range and less spread when aiming, also nearly no recoil
User avatar #24 - mortolife (09/26/2014) [-]
Just got that shotgun today. Legendary, no stock, orange and black right?
User avatar #30 - mortolife (09/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the one. Orange and black paint scheme, no stock, just a pistol grip. Just got it from a legendary engram today.
User avatar #33 - derkarus (09/26/2014) [-]
What attachments?
User avatar #28 - derkarus (09/26/2014) [-]
sorry, yep I always forget it looks different from the picture
#12 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Cactus Juice +6
User avatar #13 - pkmnexplain (09/24/2014) [-]
***sigh*** I fap to other Hentai, I just can't see HER like that
#18 - jomgor (09/24/2014) [-]
I felt like that for things like angel beats or eureka seven. but in the end i grit my teeth and did it and ive never been happier than fapping to kanade having her first time before moving on from purgatory.
#122 - bonnierock (10/20/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5LVaGvat7A&list=PL81484C5BD2E6ECA7&index=3 i was listening to this and staring at that gif
#44 - dudelolz (09/24/2014) [-]
That gif is hypnotizing. @_@
#46 - jomgor (09/24/2014) [-]
I agree completely.
#335 - Everyone knows the classic dipped donuts are better 09/16/2014 on Hail Canada! +1
#27 - One of my favourite ones was a simple one, just centaur with P… 08/13/2014 on Fite me fagget 0
#1340 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... 0
#22 - Groovy. 07/05/2014 on Anon visits his cousin +3
#51 - EHHH, I'm from St. Thomas! 07/04/2014 on Just for you guys steaming... 0
#7926 - **derkarus rolls 114,674,743** Let my mediocrity shine! 07/03/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#564 - thank mr skeltal 06/23/2014 on thank mr skeltal +1
#7 - Goose is more like, Hiss I'm pure evil, I mean Honk 06/20/2014 on This always cheers me up 0
#1586 - **derkarus rolled image ** I'm innocent! 06/04/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#15 - Wakfu. 06/02/2014 on Hugh Woatmeigh +1
#58 - Well duh for Simo, he was probably used to shooting womp rats. 05/21/2014 on 11 Awesome Random Facts 0
#107 - Picture 05/18/2014 on post your current wallpaper 0
#11 - You're a ginger, the difference between ginger and red head's …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2014 on The power of redheads +3
#31 - darthsanti (05/17/2014) [-]
I like that distinction, but now have to develop some explanation.
User avatar #13 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/16/2014) [-]
and what makes a ginger a ginger and a red head a red head then??
User avatar #32 - matexius (05/17/2014) [-]
I think it's the shade of red/orange...
User avatar #34 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/17/2014) [-]
my hair is pretty much the same shade as that chicks so dose that make me a red head??
User avatar #35 - matexius (05/17/2014) [-]
I don't know...it may also be with each guys/gals personal opinion...
I hope this doesn't make me sound like a jackass...but... a redhead to me is a person that has actual red hair... not orange. And a ginger is...well...anyone that has orange-ish hair...
Now that I think about it... this does make me sound slightly like a jackass
But that's just my opinions and I don't know... It's in my research however... actual research... I get bored easily...
User avatar #36 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/17/2014) [-]
red head or ginger don't matter to me. I got sexy as fuck hair so that's all that matters
User avatar #37 - matexius (05/17/2014) [-]
I never said anything about gingers not being sexy... they/you are...just the ginger guys tend to look...a bif off... you know what I mean...

No homo
User avatar #38 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/17/2014) [-]
I didn't say you didn't say we aren't sexy... but I don't know what you mean...

alll the homo <3
#2 - The family consists of two brothers and two sisters, he marrie…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on The weirdest thing happened... +36
#14 - Ken M (05/17/2014) [-]
But he/she also stated 'I married well' and they showed up for their sister's wedding, which is the sister-in-law of the 'I' person who's also getting married apperantly. Is the person referring to his wife as sister-in-law?
#51 - Wait! That's not how it works? No wonder she won't text me bac… 05/16/2014 on neat 0
#216 - **** yeah, umbrella power 05/13/2014 on Comic 0

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User avatar #1 - renamon (04/08/2013) [-]
You!
User avatar #2 to #1 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
yes you!
User avatar #4 to #3 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes me what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Did you post a comment with Derek in it somewhere? Like a picture?
User avatar #6 to #5 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Funny story, that was my other account that was banned, but yes that is me.
User avatar #8 to #6 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
MY NAME IS DEREK :O
User avatar #9 to #8 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
'Tis a good name.
User avatar #10 to #9 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes :3
User avatar #11 to #10 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Fun Fact #384: Name means ruler of men.
User avatar #12 to #11 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
But I'm submissive :c
User avatar #13 to #12 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
You shame Theoderic! I'm just kidding, pretty sure the ruler of men only applies to other men, seeing as how you are the first chick named Derek I've met.
User avatar #14 to #13 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a femboi..
User avatar #15 to #14 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Close enough.
User avatar #16 to #15 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
hehe ^^;
User avatar #7 to #6 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Derakus
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