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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: Derakus
PSN: dornod
Interests: stuff, things
Date Signed Up:1/21/2013
Last Login:10/20/2014
Location:Ontario
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Comment Ranking:#19439
Highest Content Rank:#5501
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Total Comments Made:882
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#85 - Working in the deli part, slicing the meat for people. What do…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Anyone want a new friend? +1
User avatar #87 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm combat comm, which means I deploy to forward locations and supply comms and support the network.
#80 - My orientation is tomorrow, pretty sure ill be in the deli.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Anyone want a new friend? +1
User avatar #82 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
What are you going to be doing at Walmart?
User avatar #85 - derkarus (03/23/2014) [-]
Working in the deli part, slicing the meat for people. What do you do in the military? I have a cousin who was an engineer.
User avatar #87 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm combat comm, which means I deploy to forward locations and supply comms and support the network.
#73 - 19, dude, just about to start working at walmart.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Anyone want a new friend? +1
User avatar #76 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
Walmart, it's the place to be.
User avatar #80 - derkarus (03/23/2014) [-]
My orientation is tomorrow, pretty sure ill be in the deli.
User avatar #82 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
What are you going to be doing at Walmart?
User avatar #85 - derkarus (03/23/2014) [-]
Working in the deli part, slicing the meat for people. What do you do in the military? I have a cousin who was an engineer.
User avatar #87 - dragongod (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm combat comm, which means I deploy to forward locations and supply comms and support the network.
#9 - Nothing too interesting, long story short in New Vegas I ate m… 03/20/2014 on FALLOUT ADVENTURES 2 0
#7 - But he's a wet sponge, and thus heavier than 1oz.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Old Man Jenkins 0
User avatar #8 - mrmysterio (03/20/2014) [-]
True, but they were confounded by the fact that Old Man Jenkins weighed significantly more than Spongebob. No sponge exists that when full of water weighs 250lbs.
#632 - Hi. 03/19/2014 on Anyone want to talk? Or... +1
#181 - EHHHHHHH! St. Thomas, Ontario 03/16/2014 on City 0
#67 - Comment deleted 03/16/2014 on Old, Butt Gold 0
#26 - You mean the guy that's getting hugged? 03/15/2014 on Valentines day 0
#23 - Are you talking about Red Son?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Old, Butt Gold +1
#66 - tehfriman (03/16/2014) [-]
Yes I am referring to that particular twist ending.
#67 - derkarus has deleted their comment.
#24 - Picture 03/11/2014 on Freezing my ass off for... 0
#22 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Freezing my ass off for... +1
#23 - ShadeElement (03/11/2014) [-]
#26 - capnfappy (03/11/2014) [-]
It's not much...but it's a start
#24 - derkarus (03/11/2014) [-]
#19 - I'm going to need some proof on the "sexy Raccoon".  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Freezing my ass off for... +1
#20 - ShadeElement (03/11/2014) [-]
I have not seen said "Sexy Raccoon" pics. She and I aren't that kind of friends. However I have been told that if it helps raise money, she will be willing to provide them.

Also, I volunteered her before asking. So now she's gotta.

I DO currently have pics of "Drunk at a Halloween Party Raccoon". Not quite as saucy as "Sexy Raccoon", but it might give you the jest of it.
#22 - derkarus (03/11/2014) [-]
#23 - ShadeElement (03/11/2014) [-]
#26 - capnfappy (03/11/2014) [-]
It's not much...but it's a start
#24 - derkarus (03/11/2014) [-]
#19 - False, Canadian Strip Clubs.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Kool Kosplay Kid 0
User avatar #52 - jacksipian (03/11/2014) [-]
stop bragging, canada.
#192 - Who's been slipping you the pills? 03/10/2014 on Tell me anything 0
#72 - A girl who plays video games and a girl "Gamer" are … 03/10/2014 on Girl Gamers +5
#6 - Joy and Fizz? 03/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#21 - What the **** ? 03/08/2014 on rapetime ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) 0
#1434 - Do you even like us? 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... +1
#17 - MANBEARPIG HAS EVOLVED INTO MANBEARLION! 03/06/2014 on The Fucking Irish +2
#51 - the comments weren't showing up for me  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on To short to hold on 0
User avatar #54 - ssheinrich (03/05/2014) [-]
okey
#48 - Imma need source on that.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2014 on To short to hold on 0
User avatar #49 - ssheinrich (03/05/2014) [-]
its "Yosuga no Sora"

a friendly advise to next time, the source might be in the comments below. so its advisable to check there first
User avatar #51 - derkarus (03/05/2014) [-]
the comments weren't showing up for me
User avatar #54 - ssheinrich (03/05/2014) [-]
okey
#14 - I took too long, I couldn't think of a vegitable in time. 03/04/2014 on Fuckin wat 0
#21 - Go to the strip club on mondays, you at least get to see free titties 03/03/2014 on Free ##### 0
#38 - pretty sure there is a level needed for it now.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on We can have Dickbutt? 0
#40 - StarvedSouthKorean (03/02/2014) [-]
I'm level 0 and I still have access to NSFW, so that can't be his problem.
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User avatar #1 - renamon (04/08/2013) [-]
You!
User avatar #2 to #1 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
yes you!
User avatar #4 to #3 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes me what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Did you post a comment with Derek in it somewhere? Like a picture?
User avatar #6 to #5 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Funny story, that was my other account that was banned, but yes that is me.
User avatar #8 to #6 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
MY NAME IS DEREK :O
User avatar #9 to #8 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
'Tis a good name.
User avatar #10 to #9 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes :3
User avatar #11 to #10 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Fun Fact #384: Name means ruler of men.
User avatar #12 to #11 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
But I'm submissive :c
User avatar #13 to #12 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
You shame Theoderic! I'm just kidding, pretty sure the ruler of men only applies to other men, seeing as how you are the first chick named Derek I've met.
User avatar #14 to #13 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a femboi..
User avatar #15 to #14 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Close enough.
User avatar #16 to #15 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
hehe ^^;
User avatar #7 to #6 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Derakus
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