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derkarus Avatar Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: Derakus
PSN: dornod
Interests: stuff, things
Date Signed Up:1/21/2013
Last Login:8/19/2014
Location:Ontario
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Comment Ranking:#25229
Highest Content Rank:#5501
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Total Comments Made:872
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#67 - Comment deleted 03/16/2014 on Old, Butt Gold 0
#26 - You mean the guy that's getting hugged? 03/15/2014 on Valentines day 0
#23 - Are you talking about Red Son?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Old, Butt Gold +1
#66 - tehfriman (03/16/2014) [-]
Yes I am referring to that particular twist ending.
#67 - derkarus has deleted their comment.
#24 - Picture 03/11/2014 on Freezing my ass off for... 0
#22 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Freezing my ass off for... +1
#23 - ShadeElement (03/11/2014) [-]
#26 - capnfappy (03/11/2014) [-]
It's not much...but it's a start
#24 - derkarus (03/11/2014) [-]
#19 - I'm going to need some proof on the "sexy Raccoon".  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Freezing my ass off for... +1
#20 - ShadeElement (03/11/2014) [-]
I have not seen said "Sexy Raccoon" pics. She and I aren't that kind of friends. However I have been told that if it helps raise money, she will be willing to provide them.

Also, I volunteered her before asking. So now she's gotta.

I DO currently have pics of "Drunk at a Halloween Party Raccoon". Not quite as saucy as "Sexy Raccoon", but it might give you the jest of it.
#22 - derkarus (03/11/2014) [-]
#23 - ShadeElement (03/11/2014) [-]
#26 - capnfappy (03/11/2014) [-]
It's not much...but it's a start
#24 - derkarus (03/11/2014) [-]
#19 - False, Canadian Strip Clubs.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Kool Kosplay Kid 0
User avatar #52 - jacksipian (03/11/2014) [-]
stop bragging, canada.
#192 - Who's been slipping you the pills? 03/10/2014 on Tell me anything 0
#72 - A girl who plays video games and a girl "Gamer" are … 03/10/2014 on Girl Gamers +4
#6 - Joy and Fizz? 03/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#21 - What the **** ? 03/08/2014 on rapetime ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) 0
#1434 - Do you even like us? 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... +1
#17 - MANBEARPIG HAS EVOLVED INTO MANBEARLION! 03/06/2014 on The Fucking Irish +2
#51 - the comments weren't showing up for me  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on To short to hold on 0
User avatar #54 - ssheinrich (03/05/2014) [-]
okey
#48 - Imma need source on that.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2014 on To short to hold on 0
User avatar #49 - ssheinrich (03/05/2014) [-]
its "Yosuga no Sora"

a friendly advise to next time, the source might be in the comments below. so its advisable to check there first
User avatar #51 - derkarus (03/05/2014) [-]
the comments weren't showing up for me
User avatar #54 - ssheinrich (03/05/2014) [-]
okey
#14 - I took too long, I couldn't think of a vegitable in time. 03/04/2014 on Fuckin wat 0
#21 - Go to the strip club on mondays, you at least get to see free titties 03/03/2014 on Free ##### 0
#38 - pretty sure there is a level needed for it now.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on We can have Dickbutt? 0
#40 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
I'm level 0 and I still have access to NSFW, so that can't be his problem.
#40 - I got espn. 03/01/2014 on Just passing through +1
#38 - That sounds like more than just memory. I hope you didn't…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Just passing through +9
User avatar #39 - adplum (03/01/2014) [-]
that is legitimately the name of my porn folder, not even joking
but no i didnt save them, you just dont forget shit like that
#40 - derkarus (03/01/2014) [-]
I got espn.
#1 - But Andre was a giant, not a Titan  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Attack on Andre +1
User avatar #2 - krikk (03/01/2014) [-]
Well Kyojin literally means giant not titan.
#4 - We don't vaporize, eh. We simply move to our super secre…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Global Warming +54
#158 - iamaniceperson (03/02/2014) [-]
You all know too much
User avatar #105 - incognitoad (03/01/2014) [-]
You sure that's not just your fridge freezer?
User avatar #91 - hatemefunnyjunk (03/01/2014) [-]
Are you even sorry?
User avatar #30 - bloodspider (03/01/2014) [-]
Do you guys maple-ize then?
User avatar #13 - deviousdanish (03/01/2014) [-]
Now America knows, mister Canadian. And I'll be the one breaching the alternate cold dimension to get to you.
User avatar #129 - ottoboys (03/01/2014) [-]
but only if theres oil
#148 - innocentbabies (03/02/2014) [-]
Well, first we have to go there in order to get your WMDs.
#4 - Any of the pictures* 03/01/2014 on white trash 0
#5 - We the funnyjunk conglomerate.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Emotionless 0
#7 - pentol (02/28/2014) [-]
i read that as "the funnyjunk cockmonglerate"
User avatar #6 - kinggucciswagman (02/28/2014) [-]
Sure.
#3 - I guess because she is more cringe worthy than we?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Emotionless 0
User avatar #4 - kinggucciswagman (02/28/2014) [-]
"We"
Whatcha mean?
User avatar #5 - derkarus (02/28/2014) [-]
We the funnyjunk conglomerate.
#7 - pentol (02/28/2014) [-]
i read that as "the funnyjunk cockmonglerate"
User avatar #6 - kinggucciswagman (02/28/2014) [-]
Sure.
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User avatar #1 - renamon (04/08/2013) [-]
You!
User avatar #2 to #1 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
yes you!
User avatar #4 to #3 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes me what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Did you post a comment with Derek in it somewhere? Like a picture?
User avatar #6 to #5 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Funny story, that was my other account that was banned, but yes that is me.
User avatar #8 to #6 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
MY NAME IS DEREK :O
User avatar #9 to #8 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
'Tis a good name.
User avatar #10 to #9 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes :3
User avatar #11 to #10 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Fun Fact #384: Name means ruler of men.
User avatar #12 to #11 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
But I'm submissive :c
User avatar #13 to #12 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
You shame Theoderic! I'm just kidding, pretty sure the ruler of men only applies to other men, seeing as how you are the first chick named Derek I've met.
User avatar #14 to #13 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a femboi..
User avatar #15 to #14 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Close enough.
User avatar #16 to #15 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
hehe ^^;
User avatar #7 to #6 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Derakus
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