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derkarus

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: Derakus
PSN: dornod
Interests: stuff, things
Date Signed Up:1/21/2013
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:Ontario
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8767
Highest Content Rank:#5501
Highest Comment Rank:#2220
Content Thumbs: 466 total,  553 ,  87
Comment Thumbs: 3496 total,  3998 ,  502
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 46 Content: Sammich eater → Level 47 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 53% (53/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Content Views:40234
Times Content Favorited:19 times
Total Comments Made:973
FJ Points:3978
Favorite Tags: Aquaman (2)

latest user's comments

#11 - If it looks stupid but works, it's still stupid, it just also works. 10/20/2013 on Redneck insulation 0
#10 - Exactly. 10/20/2013 on Mr Lizard 0
#8 - My friends grandparents have a mirror over the toilet, it's at… 10/18/2013 on he's shy +1
#118 - Why so sober? 10/11/2013 on Bar Naming 0
#15 - 卐 卐卐 Get on my level  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2013 on just simple life hacks +19
#91 - Ken M (10/10/2013) [-]
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The power of christ compels you !
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#4 - For the last one   ▲ ▲ ▲  [+] (11 new replies) 10/09/2013 on just simple life hacks 0
User avatar #110 - evilskull (10/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #24 - xplosevdiarrhea (10/10/2013) [-]
The bigger the better!
   
 
User avatar #25 - xplosevdiarrhea (10/10/2013) [-]
(also lines up a little better for me)
User avatar #14 - mausisdead (10/10/2013) [-]

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User avatar #15 - derkarus (10/10/2013) [-]
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Get on my level
#91 - Ken M (10/10/2013) [-]
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The power of christ compels you !
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#3 - Comment deleted 10/09/2013 on Soccer moms 0
#9 - I thought it was that they had weak nasal walls and the increa…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2013 on roshi 0
#11 - hwangw (10/08/2013) [-]
I've never heard that before, but it sounds just as likely as the other theories I've heard. I'll keep that in mind for the next time I'm in a thread about anime nosebleeds.
#13 - evilredmuffin (10/09/2013) [-]
nice gif i love rosario + vampire take my thumbs
#7 - But it's in the content. 10/07/2013 on Proberly beter than Half... +2
#73 - **derkarus rolled a random image posted in comment #3956946 … 09/30/2013 on I LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE! 0
#3 - Comment deleted 09/30/2013 on (untitled) 0
#372 - Who says I need to be in the video?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on basement decision 0
User avatar #376 - shunkahawolf (10/01/2013) [-]
well considering it would only be you and her alone for ten years. unless you only put out vids of her masturbating
#112 - 7 and 25 alone can get you millions  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2013 on basement decision +1
User avatar #119 - shunkahawolf (09/30/2013) [-]
if your attractive as well
User avatar #372 - derkarus (09/30/2013) [-]
Who says I need to be in the video?
User avatar #376 - shunkahawolf (10/01/2013) [-]
well considering it would only be you and her alone for ten years. unless you only put out vids of her masturbating
#113 - bloobs (09/30/2013) [-]
#1 - But the toilet paper has never gone in my ass. 09/29/2013 on The Worst Job 0
#1 - Why are it's nipples like that, they are freaking me out.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Never, EVER shave a baboon +6
User avatar #64 - eatherbreather (09/30/2013) [-]
It's nipples are liek that because it got shaved and now it's cold. Also it looks fuckin' awful.
#2 - jbrk (09/29/2013) [-]
Don't judge him asshole.
#13 - zyketor (09/29/2013) [-]
It's clearly a her dude. You can see the vaginal hole.
#16 - jbrk (09/29/2013) [-]
Well im glad you thoroughly inspected the baboons genitalia to correct me.
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#1 - I loved the last minute and Varik's line actually had me burst…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Sums up how my last... +57
User avatar #26 - samxdaxman (09/29/2013) [-]
"Ju- Li, do the thing."
"That platypus bear is pooping money!"
Varik is the shit.
#22 - thransk (09/29/2013) [-]
The latest episode officially made Varik one of my favorite characters in LoK
User avatar #6 - fuzziesquirrell (09/29/2013) [-]
same here, that ending was great
#2 - But it's Gun and Rose. 09/27/2013 on Title unnecessary. +4
#4 - There is also MediaHint. 09/27/2013 on Netflix 0
#3 - IHOP. What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms floating…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on IHOP +1
User avatar #4 - djrainbowdash (09/26/2013) [-]
Bob!
#9 - Ken M (09/26/2013) [-]
What do you call a man who's car crashed in a shallow ditch?
Wade
#124 - Quinsharkwon Robinson 09/26/2013 on Black guy name generator 0
#123 - **derkarus rolls 6,053**  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on Black guy name generator 0
User avatar #124 - derkarus (09/26/2013) [-]
Quinsharkwon Robinson
#4 - That's what I'm thinking. 09/25/2013 on lawl +1
#2 - Took me too long to get it, I took it literally at first.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2013 on lawl +1
#3 - escapade (09/25/2013) [-]
omg its that his pants are unzipped and his wang is out right?
User avatar #4 - derkarus (09/25/2013) [-]
That's what I'm thinking.
#69 - Excuse me, it's Cucumberpatch. 09/25/2013 on 13 Doctor +1
#14 - It's not in sweden, if you enlarge and look at the trucks the … 09/23/2013 on Beyond the bath 0

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - renamon (04/08/2013) [-]
You!
User avatar #2 to #1 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
yes you!
User avatar #4 to #3 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes me what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Did you post a comment with Derek in it somewhere? Like a picture?
User avatar #6 to #5 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Funny story, that was my other account that was banned, but yes that is me.
User avatar #8 to #6 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
MY NAME IS DEREK :O
User avatar #9 to #8 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
'Tis a good name.
User avatar #10 to #9 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes :3
User avatar #11 to #10 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Fun Fact #384: Name means ruler of men.
User avatar #12 to #11 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
But I'm submissive :c
User avatar #13 to #12 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
You shame Theoderic! I'm just kidding, pretty sure the ruler of men only applies to other men, seeing as how you are the first chick named Derek I've met.
User avatar #14 to #13 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a femboi..
User avatar #15 to #14 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Close enough.
User avatar #16 to #15 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
hehe ^^;
User avatar #7 to #6 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Derakus
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