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Date Signed Up:1/21/2013
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#7 - They have a priest or whatever dressed like batman, and you ar…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Who else? -18
User avatar #8 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes I am because it doesn't even look like him. If he was going to cosplay Doctor Who, you would imagine that he would actually dress like the person from Doctor Who.
User avatar #9 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
All of it is the same style just different colours.
User avatar #10 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
JUST BECAUSE HE'S WEARING A SUIT DOESN'T MEAN THAT HE'S DRESSED LIKE THE DOCTOR, YOU FUCKING TWAT.
User avatar #12 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
If your wife is wearing a normal wedding dress would you not wear a tux unless you are going for something special, like Doctor Who Cosplay?
User avatar #13 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
I reiterate my last comment.
User avatar #14 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
Why would you wear cons to your wedding?
User avatar #15 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
Like you said, he isn't wearing a tux or fancy shoes. He probably doesn't give a shit, while his wife does.

Also, he is wearing a different colored undershirt.
User avatar #16 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
Everything on him is a different colour.
User avatar #17 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
Then why fucking point out that he's wearing a suit and converse. Someone could be wearing a hoodie in a picture and I don't say, "Nobody else notice that guy is dressed like Jesse from Breaking Bad?"
User avatar #18 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
Suit and converse is Tennant though, it's not a common combo.
User avatar #44 - McBalls (09/03/2013) [-]
I always wear converse when i wear a suit to semi-formal events. I also fucking hate your show. Why not just kill yourself?
#23 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
first of all... what he is wearing is a very regular work or casual suit...but i'm guessing you never wore a suit before so you wouldn't know... and secondly, a casual suit can be matched with almost anything... converse, nike runners, walkers etc. its called fashion and it happens a lot... maybe you live in a fucking bar where the average joe wears nth but jeans straw hat and a playing a fucking banjo, but in the city, a FUCK LOAD of people dress like that
#5 - Under the trenchcoat and the shoes.  [+] (14 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Who else? -20
User avatar #6 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
So he's wearing a suit and yellow shoes. Obviously Doctor Who cosplay.
User avatar #7 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
They have a priest or whatever dressed like batman, and you are doubting that he's cosplaying Doctor Who?
User avatar #8 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes I am because it doesn't even look like him. If he was going to cosplay Doctor Who, you would imagine that he would actually dress like the person from Doctor Who.
User avatar #9 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
All of it is the same style just different colours.
User avatar #10 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
JUST BECAUSE HE'S WEARING A SUIT DOESN'T MEAN THAT HE'S DRESSED LIKE THE DOCTOR, YOU FUCKING TWAT.
User avatar #12 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
If your wife is wearing a normal wedding dress would you not wear a tux unless you are going for something special, like Doctor Who Cosplay?
User avatar #13 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
I reiterate my last comment.
User avatar #14 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
Why would you wear cons to your wedding?
User avatar #15 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
Like you said, he isn't wearing a tux or fancy shoes. He probably doesn't give a shit, while his wife does.

Also, he is wearing a different colored undershirt.
User avatar #16 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
Everything on him is a different colour.
User avatar #17 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
Then why fucking point out that he's wearing a suit and converse. Someone could be wearing a hoodie in a picture and I don't say, "Nobody else notice that guy is dressed like Jesse from Breaking Bad?"
User avatar #18 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
Suit and converse is Tennant though, it's not a common combo.
User avatar #44 - McBalls (09/03/2013) [-]
I always wear converse when i wear a suit to semi-formal events. I also fucking hate your show. Why not just kill yourself?
#23 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
first of all... what he is wearing is a very regular work or casual suit...but i'm guessing you never wore a suit before so you wouldn't know... and secondly, a casual suit can be matched with almost anything... converse, nike runners, walkers etc. its called fashion and it happens a lot... maybe you live in a fucking bar where the average joe wears nth but jeans straw hat and a playing a fucking banjo, but in the city, a FUCK LOAD of people dress like that
#1 - What aboot Canada?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Pneumonoultramicroscopicsil... 0
#4 - sequel (09/03/2013) [-]
What about it?
User avatar #5 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
There is no Canada Ball, and I'm trying to decide/figure out which disorder we have.
#3 - Nobody else notice the groom is dressed like the Tenth doctor(…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Who else? -39
#48 - prontoon (09/03/2013) [-]
when not a single person thumbs you up i think its a fair sign that you are wrong
User avatar #19 - thefogwoggler (09/03/2013) [-]
people like you are why everyone hates doctor who fan
#22 - jeengak (09/03/2013) [-]
if suit = dr who cosplay... everyone at my work, people walking on the street, ppl eatting beside me is wearing a dr who cosplay
User avatar #4 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
Except that Tenant wore a trenchcoat and the groom is wearing a normal suit.
#5 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
Under the trenchcoat and the shoes.
User avatar #6 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
So he's wearing a suit and yellow shoes. Obviously Doctor Who cosplay.
User avatar #7 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
They have a priest or whatever dressed like batman, and you are doubting that he's cosplaying Doctor Who?
User avatar #8 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
Yes I am because it doesn't even look like him. If he was going to cosplay Doctor Who, you would imagine that he would actually dress like the person from Doctor Who.
User avatar #9 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
All of it is the same style just different colours.
User avatar #10 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
JUST BECAUSE HE'S WEARING A SUIT DOESN'T MEAN THAT HE'S DRESSED LIKE THE DOCTOR, YOU FUCKING TWAT.
User avatar #12 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
If your wife is wearing a normal wedding dress would you not wear a tux unless you are going for something special, like Doctor Who Cosplay?
User avatar #13 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
I reiterate my last comment.
User avatar #14 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
Why would you wear cons to your wedding?
User avatar #15 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
Like you said, he isn't wearing a tux or fancy shoes. He probably doesn't give a shit, while his wife does.

Also, he is wearing a different colored undershirt.
User avatar #16 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
Everything on him is a different colour.
User avatar #17 - SirSheepy (09/03/2013) [-]
Then why fucking point out that he's wearing a suit and converse. Someone could be wearing a hoodie in a picture and I don't say, "Nobody else notice that guy is dressed like Jesse from Breaking Bad?"
User avatar #18 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
Suit and converse is Tennant though, it's not a common combo.
User avatar #44 - McBalls (09/03/2013) [-]
I always wear converse when i wear a suit to semi-formal events. I also fucking hate your show. Why not just kill yourself?
#23 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
first of all... what he is wearing is a very regular work or casual suit...but i'm guessing you never wore a suit before so you wouldn't know... and secondly, a casual suit can be matched with almost anything... converse, nike runners, walkers etc. its called fashion and it happens a lot... maybe you live in a fucking bar where the average joe wears nth but jeans straw hat and a playing a fucking banjo, but in the city, a FUCK LOAD of people dress like that
#4 - Hitlers Stormtroopers were named after Canadian troops. So…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Random Facts About WW1 +2
User avatar #61 - trenchman (09/02/2013) [-]
Actually, Hitler's stormtroopers were named for the German army's own "Stormtrooper" formations- elite fighting units trained in squad-based assault tactics.

The Canadians were dubbed as "stormtroops" by the German army, the most dangerous class of enemy combatant.

So "Stormtrooper" and "Stormtroop". It's easy to get the names mixed up, but the truth is that Hitler took his inspiration solely from Germany. When you think about it, it makes more sense concerning old Fruitcake Schickelgrueber himself.
#3 - Yup, thank you. Have an awesome background. 09/01/2013 on Drunk Man VS Pole +1
#1 - Can someone post that gif of the asian guys walking and the on…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2013 on Drunk Man VS Pole 0
#2 - pomsidoms (09/01/2013) [-]
This One ?
#3 - derkarus (09/01/2013) [-]
Yup, thank you. Have an awesome background.
#140 - **derkarus rolled a random image posted in comment #103904 … 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
#4 - His reflection looks like a banana with wings. 08/26/2013 on best surfer +33
#740 - I said White privilege, not woman privilege! 08/25/2013 on When you see it....... 0
#737 - **derkarus rolls 97** C'Mon white privilege!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on When you see it....... 0
User avatar #740 - derkarus (08/25/2013) [-]
I said White privilege, not woman privilege!
#79 - You forgot the fun part, while the men were stabbing the water… 08/24/2013 on Austria 0
#39 - Mango warriors I'm not sorry. 08/23/2013 on MANGO -1
#4 - Not my proudest erection, but not my most shameful either.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2013 on Fashion +2
User avatar #6 - areialview (08/22/2013) [-]
It could've been worse Or better if you are a super pedo
#120 - **derkarus rolled a random comment #3579261 posted by xerr… 08/22/2013 on This Guy 0
#132 - Erection achieved. 08/21/2013 on Difference 0
#11 - But he only goes faster on the one side because the stripe is … 08/21/2013 on Not my job 0
#10 - Which is why it is orange, and looks like an anus. 08/21/2013 on Mmmm sexy..... +11
#18 - could have searched "Megin Fox" 08/21/2013 on Google "Fox" 0
#116 - Already preordered the ps4, watchdogs, gta5, bf4, and infamous… 08/21/2013 on True 0
#353 - Imma **** em up with my fork! 08/19/2013 on Zombie preparation.... 0
#22 - **derkarus rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at … 08/19/2013 on life lessons from hugh 0
#152 - **derkarus rolled a random comment #8 posted by signedforc… 08/18/2013 on Rolls 0
#151 - **derkarus rolled a random comment #746762 posted by allek…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Rolls 0
User avatar #152 - derkarus (08/18/2013) [-]
**derkarus rolled a random comment #8 posted by signedforcookies at This was found in a New York subway ** :
Ron White

I even went and got a source on youtube for you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_B8joWR8BY
LET THERE BE WORDS! Hopefully
#54 - I have that but with rape. 08/18/2013 on Everyday Question 0
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User avatar #1 - renamon (04/08/2013) [-]
You!
User avatar #2 to #1 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
yes you!
User avatar #4 to #3 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes me what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Did you post a comment with Derek in it somewhere? Like a picture?
User avatar #6 to #5 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Funny story, that was my other account that was banned, but yes that is me.
User avatar #8 to #6 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
MY NAME IS DEREK :O
User avatar #9 to #8 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
'Tis a good name.
User avatar #10 to #9 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes :3
User avatar #11 to #10 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Fun Fact #384: Name means ruler of men.
User avatar #12 to #11 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
But I'm ********** :c
User avatar #13 to #12 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
You shame Theoderic! I'm just kidding, pretty sure the ruler of men only applies to other men, seeing as how you are the first chick named Derek I've met.
User avatar #14 to #13 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a femboi..
User avatar #15 to #14 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Close enough.
User avatar #16 to #15 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
hehe ^^;
User avatar #7 to #6 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Derakus
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