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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: Derakus
PSN: dornod
Interests: stuff, things
Date Signed Up:1/21/2013
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:Ontario
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#372 - Who says I need to be in the video?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on basement decision 0
User avatar #376 - shunkahawolf (10/01/2013) [-]
well considering it would only be you and her alone for ten years. unless you only put out vids of her masturbating
#112 - 7 and 25 alone can get you millions  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2013 on basement decision +1
User avatar #119 - shunkahawolf (09/30/2013) [-]
if your attractive as well
User avatar #372 - derkarus (09/30/2013) [-]
Who says I need to be in the video?
User avatar #376 - shunkahawolf (10/01/2013) [-]
well considering it would only be you and her alone for ten years. unless you only put out vids of her masturbating
#113 - bloobs (09/30/2013) [-]
#1 - But the toilet paper has never gone in my ass. 09/29/2013 on The Worst Job 0
#1 - Why are it's nipples like that, they are freaking me out.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Never, EVER shave a baboon +6
User avatar #64 - eatherbreather (09/30/2013) [-]
It's nipples are liek that because it got shaved and now it's cold. Also it looks fuckin' awful.
#2 - jbrk (09/29/2013) [-]
Don't judge him asshole.
#13 - zyketor (09/29/2013) [-]
It's clearly a her dude. You can see the vaginal hole.
#16 - jbrk (09/29/2013) [-]
Well im glad you thoroughly inspected the baboons genitalia to correct me.
#15 - jbrk has deleted their comment.
#1 - I loved the last minute and Varik's line actually had me burst…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Sums up how my last... +57
User avatar #26 - samxdaxman (09/29/2013) [-]
"Ju- Li, do the thing."
"That platypus bear is pooping money!"
Varik is the shit.
#22 - thransk (09/29/2013) [-]
The latest episode officially made Varik one of my favorite characters in LoK
User avatar #6 - fuzziesquirrell (09/29/2013) [-]
same here, that ending was great
#2 - But it's Gun and Rose. 09/27/2013 on Title unnecessary. +4
#4 - There is also MediaHint. 09/27/2013 on Netflix 0
#3 - IHOP. What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms floating…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2013 on IHOP +1
User avatar #4 - djrainbowdash (09/26/2013) [-]
Bob!
#9 - Womens Study Major (09/26/2013) [-]
What do you call a man who's car crashed in a shallow ditch?
Wade
#124 - Quinsharkwon Robinson 09/26/2013 on Black guy name generator 0
#123 - **derkarus rolls 6,053**  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on Black guy name generator 0
User avatar #124 - derkarus (09/26/2013) [-]
Quinsharkwon Robinson
#4 - That's what I'm thinking. 09/25/2013 on lawl +1
#2 - Took me too long to get it, I took it literally at first.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2013 on lawl +1
#3 - escapade (09/25/2013) [-]
omg its that his pants are unzipped and his wang is out right?
User avatar #4 - derkarus (09/25/2013) [-]
That's what I'm thinking.
#69 - Excuse me, it's Cucumberpatch. 09/25/2013 on 13 Doctor +1
#14 - It's not in sweden, if you enlarge and look at the trucks the … 09/23/2013 on Beyond the bath 0
#118 - It's like the flashpoint paradox. 09/19/2013 on SMBC on timetravel 0
#33 - Oh, I thought because he could pause willy wonka and he can't … 09/19/2013 on This is why I can't watch... +1
#4 - He doesn't make 200 though he still only makes 100, see above …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2013 on I'm going to start... +1
#46 - carrotpotato (09/19/2013) [-]
He saves 100$ in those 4 secs is what I think they are trying to say.
User avatar #21 - trollchildxy (09/19/2013) [-]
Yes, but in that 4 seconds he is protecting his $100 profit from the -$100 in Shrink, so technically it is in his best interest? Despite it still only maintaining the status quot.
#53 - spikedude (09/19/2013) [-]
You guys are all missing the point. It takes time for him to stop and pick up the $100 bill, and that time could have been spent paying attention to his investments, doing consulting work, etc. Every few seconds of his time is worth more than $100, so he would be better off working for 4 seconds than he would be stopping to pick up the bill.
User avatar #5 - ilikethisusername (09/19/2013) [-]
nvm, i thought u meant something else.
#2 - Not really doubling his profit, he dropped the $100 so he lost…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2013 on I'm going to start... +15
#88 - wtfduud (09/19/2013) [-]
But if he doesn't pick it up it will mean his profit would be 0. By that logic his profit within that time period will be infinitely larger.
User avatar #3 - ilikethisusername (09/19/2013) [-]
i think he means that bill gates probably already makes 100$ in 4 seconds from his business. so if he drops 100$ he'll get back his 100$ from his business in less than 4 seconds, so he doesnt need to pick it up. although, if he does then that means he made 200$ under 4 seconds.
User avatar #4 - derkarus (09/19/2013) [-]
He doesn't make 200 though he still only makes 100, see above post for the math, the bottom line is profit.
#46 - carrotpotato (09/19/2013) [-]
He saves 100$ in those 4 secs is what I think they are trying to say.
User avatar #21 - trollchildxy (09/19/2013) [-]
Yes, but in that 4 seconds he is protecting his $100 profit from the -$100 in Shrink, so technically it is in his best interest? Despite it still only maintaining the status quot.
#53 - spikedude (09/19/2013) [-]
You guys are all missing the point. It takes time for him to stop and pick up the $100 bill, and that time could have been spent paying attention to his investments, doing consulting work, etc. Every few seconds of his time is worth more than $100, so he would be better off working for 4 seconds than he would be stopping to pick up the bill.
User avatar #5 - ilikethisusername (09/19/2013) [-]
nvm, i thought u meant something else.
#5 - I don't watch soccer so I was confused at first thinking the r…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on dem curve +19
User avatar #20 - failtolawl (09/16/2013) [-]
"it's lee footballl" - person from country who invented the word soccer
#5 - Would have been better if it was on Hardcore. 09/14/2013 on Fuck you 0
#4 - Well the pancreas looks like a big black dick. 09/13/2013 on Titel +1
#129 - This is all of the artists works, or atleast most of them.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2013 on He delievered +2
#135 - holmesc (09/13/2013) [-]
and again
#130 - newforomador (09/13/2013) [-]
#46 - Yup, tumblr called Petdash.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2013 on He delievered +4
#134 - holmesc (09/13/2013) [-]
yet again
User avatar #126 - newforomador (09/13/2013) [-]
Mind giving me a link, I've been needing a good fap lately.
User avatar #129 - derkarus (09/13/2013) [-]
This is all of the artists works, or atleast most of them. derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-smittyg
#135 - holmesc (09/13/2013) [-]
and again
#130 - newforomador (09/13/2013) [-]
#6 - We can only hope. 09/10/2013 on classy motherfucker +2
#211 - I'm contemplating giving it to you anyways. 09/10/2013 on Never do that on the Brony... +1
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User avatar #1 - renamon (04/08/2013) [-]
You!
User avatar #2 to #1 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
yes you!
User avatar #4 to #3 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes me what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Did you post a comment with Derek in it somewhere? Like a picture?
User avatar #6 to #5 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Funny story, that was my other account that was banned, but yes that is me.
User avatar #8 to #6 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
MY NAME IS DEREK :O
User avatar #9 to #8 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
'Tis a good name.
User avatar #10 to #9 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes :3
User avatar #11 to #10 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Fun Fact #384: Name means ruler of men.
User avatar #12 to #11 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
But I'm submissive :c
User avatar #13 to #12 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
You shame Theoderic! I'm just kidding, pretty sure the ruler of men only applies to other men, seeing as how you are the first chick named Derek I've met.
User avatar #14 to #13 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a femboi..
User avatar #15 to #14 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Close enough.
User avatar #16 to #15 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
hehe ^^;
User avatar #7 to #6 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Derakus
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