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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: Derakus
PSN: dornod
Interests: stuff, things
Date Signed Up:1/21/2013
Last Login:9/15/2014
Location:Ontario
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#2 - Took me too long to get it, I took it literally at first.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2013 on lawl +1
#3 - escapade (09/25/2013) [-]
omg its that his pants are unzipped and his wang is out right?
User avatar #4 - derkarus (09/25/2013) [-]
That's what I'm thinking.
#69 - Excuse me, it's Cucumberpatch. 09/25/2013 on 13 Doctor +1
#14 - It's not in sweden, if you enlarge and look at the trucks the … 09/23/2013 on Beyond the bath 0
#118 - It's like the flashpoint paradox. 09/19/2013 on SMBC on timetravel 0
#33 - Oh, I thought because he could pause willy wonka and he can't … 09/19/2013 on This is why I can't watch... +1
#4 - He doesn't make 200 though he still only makes 100, see above …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2013 on I'm going to start... +1
#46 - carrotpotato (09/19/2013) [-]
He saves 100$ in those 4 secs is what I think they are trying to say.
User avatar #21 - trollchildxy (09/19/2013) [-]
Yes, but in that 4 seconds he is protecting his $100 profit from the -$100 in Shrink, so technically it is in his best interest? Despite it still only maintaining the status quot.
#53 - spikedude (09/19/2013) [-]
You guys are all missing the point. It takes time for him to stop and pick up the $100 bill, and that time could have been spent paying attention to his investments, doing consulting work, etc. Every few seconds of his time is worth more than $100, so he would be better off working for 4 seconds than he would be stopping to pick up the bill.
User avatar #5 - ilikethisusername (09/19/2013) [-]
nvm, i thought u meant something else.
#2 - Not really doubling his profit, he dropped the $100 so he lost…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2013 on I'm going to start... +15
#88 - wtfduud (09/19/2013) [-]
But if he doesn't pick it up it will mean his profit would be 0. By that logic his profit within that time period will be infinitely larger.
User avatar #3 - ilikethisusername (09/19/2013) [-]
i think he means that bill gates probably already makes 100$ in 4 seconds from his business. so if he drops 100$ he'll get back his 100$ from his business in less than 4 seconds, so he doesnt need to pick it up. although, if he does then that means he made 200$ under 4 seconds.
User avatar #4 - derkarus (09/19/2013) [-]
He doesn't make 200 though he still only makes 100, see above post for the math, the bottom line is profit.
#46 - carrotpotato (09/19/2013) [-]
He saves 100$ in those 4 secs is what I think they are trying to say.
User avatar #21 - trollchildxy (09/19/2013) [-]
Yes, but in that 4 seconds he is protecting his $100 profit from the -$100 in Shrink, so technically it is in his best interest? Despite it still only maintaining the status quot.
#53 - spikedude (09/19/2013) [-]
You guys are all missing the point. It takes time for him to stop and pick up the $100 bill, and that time could have been spent paying attention to his investments, doing consulting work, etc. Every few seconds of his time is worth more than $100, so he would be better off working for 4 seconds than he would be stopping to pick up the bill.
User avatar #5 - ilikethisusername (09/19/2013) [-]
nvm, i thought u meant something else.
#5 - I don't watch soccer so I was confused at first thinking the r…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on dem curve +19
User avatar #20 - failtolawl (09/16/2013) [-]
"it's lee footballl" - person from country who invented the word soccer
#5 - Would have been better if it was on Hardcore. 09/14/2013 on Fuck you 0
#4 - Well the pancreas looks like a big black dick. 09/13/2013 on Titel +1
#129 - This is all of the artists works, or atleast most of them.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2013 on He delievered +2
#135 - holmesc (09/13/2013) [-]
and again
#130 - newforomador (09/13/2013) [-]
#46 - Yup, tumblr called Petdash.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2013 on He delievered +4
#134 - holmesc (09/13/2013) [-]
yet again
User avatar #126 - newforomador (09/13/2013) [-]
Mind giving me a link, I've been needing a good fap lately.
User avatar #129 - derkarus (09/13/2013) [-]
This is all of the artists works, or atleast most of them. derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-smittyg
#135 - holmesc (09/13/2013) [-]
and again
#130 - newforomador (09/13/2013) [-]
#6 - We can only hope. 09/10/2013 on classy motherfucker +2
#211 - I'm contemplating giving it to you anyways. 09/10/2013 on Never do that on the Brony... +1
#169 - Dubs decide profile pic, trips override it, one roll per user.  [+] (17 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Never do that on the Brony... 0
User avatar #627 - notahuman (09/10/2013) [-]
**notahuman rolls 47**
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User avatar #312 - awildniglet (09/10/2013) [-]
**awildniglet rolls 70**
User avatar #296 - maskedmask (09/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #279 - angelmatvey (09/10/2013) [-]
**angelmatvey rolls 43**
#271 - marccraftmc (09/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #251 - Rockaman (09/10/2013) [-]
**Rockaman rolls 16**
User avatar #241 - swordflight (09/10/2013) [-]
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#209 - sebnoh (09/10/2013) [-]
**sebnoh rolls 69**
User avatar #211 - derkarus (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm contemplating giving it to you anyways.
#208 - bocatadesesos (09/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #207 - Thehappyemu (09/10/2013) [-]
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#181 - mygfspillow (09/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #173 - bossguycumsplash (09/09/2013) [-]
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#6 - Something is standing in my statement too.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2013 on F**k Your Rules +2
#7 - Awesomenessniss (09/08/2013) [-]
#4 - Looks less like an Earth-boob and more like a giant Earth-bulg…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2013 on F**k Your Rules +1
User avatar #5 - Awesomenessniss (09/08/2013) [-]
I stand by my statement.
User avatar #6 - derkarus (09/08/2013) [-]
Something is standing in my statement too.
#7 - Awesomenessniss (09/08/2013) [-]
#4 - Yes, yes it does. 09/07/2013 on You know that you become a... 0
#1 - Did you stick soap up your ass?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2013 on You know that you become a... 0
User avatar #3 - glesgus (09/07/2013) [-]
soap in the ass burn?
User avatar #4 - derkarus (09/07/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it does.
#108 - I think I'm good Gray Smoker Pride 09/06/2013 on What's Your Zombie... 0
#10 - Are buttholes not like fake vaginas?  [+] (8 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Lesbians!!! +218
#151 - jacobclabough (09/05/2013) [-]
Not to OP
User avatar #114 - buttholee (09/05/2013) [-]
They are, I would know, I'm a buttholee
#105 - gotbannedicusvile (09/05/2013) [-]
oh derkarus you card you!
had me laughing for a good while with that one.
#96 - anonymous (09/05/2013) [-]
So women have a real vagina and a fake vagina?
User avatar #99 - hor (09/05/2013) [-]
You don't?
#76 - thesinful (09/05/2013) [-]
#16 - bawbmaggit (09/05/2013) [-]
Dear God! he's right!
User avatar #11 - weeeeeeeeeeee (09/05/2013) [-]
woah.
#14 - Then you are very skilled and I respect you for it.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on Airport Logic +2
User avatar #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
that's what he gets for stealing my shit.
#10 - You can give people cuts like paper cuts with butter knives.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Airport Logic 0
User avatar #13 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
I cut my bother with a butter knife once he ended up need 15 stitches.
User avatar #14 - derkarus (09/03/2013) [-]
Then you are very skilled and I respect you for it.
User avatar #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
that's what he gets for stealing my shit.
#5 - There is no Canada Ball, and I'm trying to decide/figure out w… 09/03/2013 on Pneumonoultramicroscopicsil... 0
#18 - Suit and converse is Tennant though, it's not a common combo.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Who else? -17
User avatar #44 - McBalls (09/03/2013) [-]
I always wear converse when i wear a suit to semi-formal events. I also fucking hate your show. Why not just kill yourself?
#23 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
first of all... what he is wearing is a very regular work or casual suit...but i'm guessing you never wore a suit before so you wouldn't know... and secondly, a casual suit can be matched with almost anything... converse, nike runners, walkers etc. its called fashion and it happens a lot... maybe you live in a fucking bar where the average joe wears nth but jeans straw hat and a playing a fucking banjo, but in the city, a FUCK LOAD of people dress like that
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User avatar #1 - renamon (04/08/2013) [-]
You!
User avatar #2 to #1 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
yes you!
User avatar #4 to #3 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes me what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Did you post a comment with Derek in it somewhere? Like a picture?
User avatar #6 to #5 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Funny story, that was my other account that was banned, but yes that is me.
User avatar #8 to #6 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
MY NAME IS DEREK :O
User avatar #9 to #8 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
'Tis a good name.
User avatar #10 to #9 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes :3
User avatar #11 to #10 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Fun Fact #384: Name means ruler of men.
User avatar #12 to #11 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
But I'm submissive :c
User avatar #13 to #12 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
You shame Theoderic! I'm just kidding, pretty sure the ruler of men only applies to other men, seeing as how you are the first chick named Derek I've met.
User avatar #14 to #13 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a femboi..
User avatar #15 to #14 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Close enough.
User avatar #16 to #15 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
hehe ^^;
User avatar #7 to #6 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Derakus
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