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derkarus

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: Derakus
PSN: dornod
Interests: stuff, things
Date Signed Up:1/21/2013
Last Login:4/18/2015
Location:Ontario
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#2 - Incase nobody has seen it.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on oldie, but a goldie 0
User avatar #3 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Meant that to be a comment to #1
#2066 - Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#2024 - Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1965 - You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1937 - roll 5, those numbers correspond to the list creating your d&a…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1957 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
so do i need to roll shit or am i good as your first mate
User avatar #1965 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1161 - Huzzah!  [+] (9 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1919 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
anyway whats the point of the post i dont get it
User avatar #1937 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
roll 5, those numbers correspond to the list creating your d&d character, op is going to post more stuff to do with it, i rolled you and asked you to join my d&d fj group.
User avatar #1957 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
so do i need to roll shit or am i good as your first mate
User avatar #1965 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1146 - Will she at least make me grilled cheese?  [+] (11 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1158 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
If she doesn't want to be smacked around like the bitch she is, she will!
User avatar #1161 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Huzzah!
User avatar #1919 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
anyway whats the point of the post i dont get it
User avatar #1937 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
roll 5, those numbers correspond to the list creating your d&d character, op is going to post more stuff to do with it, i rolled you and asked you to join my d&d fj group.
User avatar #1957 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
so do i need to roll shit or am i good as your first mate
User avatar #1965 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1126 - apparently I didn't worship the mother hard enough  [+] (13 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1143 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
dude you got the mother, thats the least cool deity. Fuck it, seems like i'll have to make you pirate king and a risen god like Talos

All heil TALOS!

User avatar #1146 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Will she at least make me grilled cheese?
User avatar #1158 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
If she doesn't want to be smacked around like the bitch she is, she will!
User avatar #1161 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Huzzah!
User avatar #1919 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
anyway whats the point of the post i dont get it
User avatar #1937 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
roll 5, those numbers correspond to the list creating your d&d character, op is going to post more stuff to do with it, i rolled you and asked you to join my d&d fj group.
User avatar #1957 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
so do i need to roll shit or am i good as your first mate
User avatar #1965 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1114 - I gave up halfway through It's a monstrosity  [+] (15 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1118 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
You may be the ugglies orc i've ever seen, but a captains a captain.
User avatar #1126 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
apparently I didn't worship the mother hard enough
User avatar #1143 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
dude you got the mother, thats the least cool deity. Fuck it, seems like i'll have to make you pirate king and a risen god like Talos

All heil TALOS!

User avatar #1146 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Will she at least make me grilled cheese?
User avatar #1158 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
If she doesn't want to be smacked around like the bitch she is, she will!
User avatar #1161 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Huzzah!
User avatar #1919 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
anyway whats the point of the post i dont get it
User avatar #1937 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
roll 5, those numbers correspond to the list creating your d&d character, op is going to post more stuff to do with it, i rolled you and asked you to join my d&d fj group.
User avatar #1957 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
so do i need to roll shit or am i good as your first mate
User avatar #1965 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1033 - And you shall have the longest of dicks!  [+] (17 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#1066 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
I'll make fucking sure you become pirate king
#1114 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
I gave up halfway through

It's a monstrosity
User avatar #1118 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
You may be the ugglies orc i've ever seen, but a captains a captain.
User avatar #1126 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
apparently I didn't worship the mother hard enough
User avatar #1143 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
dude you got the mother, thats the least cool deity. Fuck it, seems like i'll have to make you pirate king and a risen god like Talos

All heil TALOS!

User avatar #1146 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Will she at least make me grilled cheese?
User avatar #1158 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
If she doesn't want to be smacked around like the bitch she is, she will!
User avatar #1161 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Huzzah!
User avatar #1919 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
anyway whats the point of the post i dont get it
User avatar #1937 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
roll 5, those numbers correspond to the list creating your d&d character, op is going to post more stuff to do with it, i rolled you and asked you to join my d&d fj group.
User avatar #1957 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
so do i need to roll shit or am i good as your first mate
User avatar #1965 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
#1029 - **derkarus rolled user mangioluingi ** 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#1028 - **derkarus rolled user mindlessdubs ** 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#1027 - **derkarus rolled user miscarriage ** 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#1023 - Shall we quest? 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#1022 - **derkarus rolled user salihzzz **  [+] (20 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1031 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
i shall be sir mc long dick
User avatar #1033 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
And you shall have the longest of dicks!
#1066 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
I'll make fucking sure you become pirate king
#1114 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
I gave up halfway through

It's a monstrosity
User avatar #1118 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
You may be the ugglies orc i've ever seen, but a captains a captain.
User avatar #1126 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
apparently I didn't worship the mother hard enough
User avatar #1143 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
dude you got the mother, thats the least cool deity. Fuck it, seems like i'll have to make you pirate king and a risen god like Talos

All heil TALOS!

User avatar #1146 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Will she at least make me grilled cheese?
User avatar #1158 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
If she doesn't want to be smacked around like the bitch she is, she will!
User avatar #1161 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Huzzah!
User avatar #1919 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
anyway whats the point of the post i dont get it
User avatar #1937 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
roll 5, those numbers correspond to the list creating your d&d character, op is going to post more stuff to do with it, i rolled you and asked you to join my d&d fj group.
User avatar #1957 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
so do i need to roll shit or am i good as your first mate
User avatar #1965 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
User avatar #1023 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Shall we quest?
#984 - Male, Orc, Pal, The mother, City subterranean Is this good? 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#978 - **derkarus rolls 06,418**  [+] (25 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #1029 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
**derkarus rolled user mangioluingi **
User avatar #1028 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
**derkarus rolled user mindlessdubs **
User avatar #1027 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
**derkarus rolled user miscarriage **
User avatar #1022 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
**derkarus rolled user salihzzz **
User avatar #1031 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
i shall be sir mc long dick
User avatar #1033 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
And you shall have the longest of dicks!
#1066 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
I'll make fucking sure you become pirate king
#1114 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
I gave up halfway through

It's a monstrosity
User avatar #1118 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
You may be the ugglies orc i've ever seen, but a captains a captain.
User avatar #1126 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
apparently I didn't worship the mother hard enough
User avatar #1143 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
dude you got the mother, thats the least cool deity. Fuck it, seems like i'll have to make you pirate king and a risen god like Talos

All heil TALOS!

User avatar #1146 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Will she at least make me grilled cheese?
User avatar #1158 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
If she doesn't want to be smacked around like the bitch she is, she will!
User avatar #1161 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Huzzah!
User avatar #1919 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
anyway whats the point of the post i dont get it
User avatar #1937 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
roll 5, those numbers correspond to the list creating your d&d character, op is going to post more stuff to do with it, i rolled you and asked you to join my d&d fj group.
User avatar #1957 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
so do i need to roll shit or am i good as your first mate
User avatar #1965 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
You need to roll 5 like I did in my first comment
User avatar #2005 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
**salihzzz rolls 83,962**

I better not end up being a girl or a faggot elf
User avatar #2024 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Andro, Halfling, druid, The poetress, Tundra town.
User avatar #2045 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
what's an andro? and i got a gayer godess than you man
User avatar #2066 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Androgyne, neither male nor female, but in between, basically can't tell if you're dude or dudette
User avatar #2092 - salihzzz (01/08/2014) [-]
Wel fuck this game man, i'm out.
User avatar #1023 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Shall we quest?
User avatar #984 - derkarus (01/08/2014) [-]
Male, Orc, Pal, The mother, City subterranean
Is this good?
#14 - I kinda do. Derakus  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Left4walk2 0
#15 - iscrewbabies (01/08/2014) [-]
Canada or Austria?
#23 - loopymoomoo (01/08/2014) [-]
glorious canada master collaberation of races
#39 - Nah, an army of meese. 01/08/2014 on World's Armies Comp +2
#16 - my only thought is if the carpet matches the drapes with each powerup? 01/06/2014 on Super Sayin? +3
#29 - A third of the joy of oglaf comics is hovering your mouse over… 01/06/2014 on Sword of Friendship 0
#8 - In words it does not sound so bad, but when you are not expect…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Classic +12
#9 - nebuelaeus (01/05/2014) [-]
ahh, ok.
User avatar #11 - wrathful (01/05/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk.com/flags-> Flags-> Ctrl-F -> "SAUSAGE! I GIVE UP!!"
#50 - applescryatnight (01/05/2014) [-]
yep he was right.
that was the worst sonic gif ive ever seen.
#6 - Picture this, sonic, with a very buff arm, masturbating.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Classic +68
User avatar #57 - tatwis (01/05/2014) [-]
"Gotta go fast!"
#7 - nebuelaeus (01/05/2014) [-]
oh. I was expecting something worse. Oh well
#49 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
#36 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
if you want worse, i have :3
User avatar #8 - derkarus (01/05/2014) [-]
In words it does not sound so bad, but when you are not expecting it, it jsut is kinda like awhut.
#9 - nebuelaeus (01/05/2014) [-]
ahh, ok.
User avatar #11 - wrathful (01/05/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk.com/flags-> Flags-> Ctrl-F -> "SAUSAGE! I GIVE UP!!"
#50 - applescryatnight (01/05/2014) [-]
yep he was right.
that was the worst sonic gif ive ever seen.
#8 - source? 01/05/2014 on tfw you punch someone's... 0
#3 - Why do you even have that?  [+] (10 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Classic +7
#5 - nebuelaeus (01/05/2014) [-]
What was it?!?!?! I Must know!
User avatar #6 - derkarus (01/05/2014) [-]
Picture this, sonic, with a very buff arm, masturbating.
User avatar #57 - tatwis (01/05/2014) [-]
"Gotta go fast!"
#7 - nebuelaeus (01/05/2014) [-]
oh. I was expecting something worse. Oh well
#49 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
#36 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
if you want worse, i have :3
User avatar #8 - derkarus (01/05/2014) [-]
In words it does not sound so bad, but when you are not expecting it, it jsut is kinda like awhut.
#9 - nebuelaeus (01/05/2014) [-]
ahh, ok.
User avatar #11 - wrathful (01/05/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk.com/flags-> Flags-> Ctrl-F -> "SAUSAGE! I GIVE UP!!"
#50 - applescryatnight (01/05/2014) [-]
yep he was right.
that was the worst sonic gif ive ever seen.

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User avatar #1 - renamon (04/08/2013) [-]
You!
User avatar #2 to #1 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
yes you!
User avatar #4 to #3 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes me what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Did you post a comment with Derek in it somewhere? Like a picture?
User avatar #6 to #5 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Funny story, that was my other account that was banned, but yes that is me.
User avatar #8 to #6 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
MY NAME IS DEREK :O
User avatar #9 to #8 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
'Tis a good name.
User avatar #10 to #9 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes :3
User avatar #11 to #10 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Fun Fact #384: Name means ruler of men.
User avatar #12 to #11 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
But I'm submissive :c
User avatar #13 to #12 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
You shame Theoderic! I'm just kidding, pretty sure the ruler of men only applies to other men, seeing as how you are the first chick named Derek I've met.
User avatar #14 to #13 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a femboi..
User avatar #15 to #14 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Close enough.
User avatar #16 to #15 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
hehe ^^;
User avatar #7 to #6 - derkarus (04/09/2013) [-]
Derakus
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