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derkarus

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: Derakus
PSN: dornod
Interests: stuff, things
Date Signed Up:1/21/2013
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Ontario
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8223
Highest Content Rank:#5501
Highest Comment Rank:#2220
Content Thumbs: 466 total,  553 ,  87
Comment Thumbs: 3513 total,  4015 ,  502
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 46 Content: Sammich eater → Level 47 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:40487
Times Content Favorited:19 times
Total Comments Made:986
FJ Points:3995
Favorite Tags: Aquaman (2)

latest user's comments

#59 - And i want a bank gun, oh wait, I already have one 02/02/2014 on give a man a gun 0
#11 - There is one thing I absolutely hate coldplay for, and it is t…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Coldplay and Nazis -1
#88 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
I thought it was good

It was very sweet at the time.
#60 - mummyslittlebitch (02/02/2014) [-]
Oh my god they are so awful
#14 - Have you tried the red velvet muffins yet?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Preparing for the Olympics +1
#105 - trollzorr (02/01/2014) [-]
there amazing
User avatar #17 - romdadon (02/01/2014) [-]
i have not, the line up at my uni is too long so i only go when im off campus
#8 - I bet she shows her ankles!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Wait, what? +1
#15 - ssheinrich (01/28/2014) [-]
#23 - Caustle? 01/25/2014 on Tumblr comp 0
#20 - In rust I shout asking "YOU WANT BE FRIEND WITH ROCK?&quo…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Not even once +26
User avatar #90 - funnyjunktitan (01/23/2014) [-]
You better be keeping some tuna on you at all times because if the Tuna Bandits™ come knocking you better have some to give to them if you don't want slavery or death.
#56 - kaboozle123 (01/23/2014) [-]
you are the type of person i hate the most in that game

i imagine you think of yourself like the pic
User avatar #25 - thescyle (01/23/2014) [-]
I had a funny encounter a few days ago. I was walking around with my trusty rock. A guy jumped in front of me and was shouting
"who are you, fucking man? This is my forrest! if you want to play here you have to give me all the metal you have, or i kill you" and a lot of swears too... i walked past him right at a stone and started farming, so he got to me and put out his 9mm pistol, pointing at me. What he didnt know was that i always play with others, so right in that moment, i turn around and see one of my friends behind him. They pull out their shotgun and fire at him, the same time I hit him with my trusty stone, screaming:
"SUPER STONE POWER ACTIVATED" with the voice chat. Aparently my stone hit killed him, because the next 45 minutes he was crying to the mods that i killed him in his full armor and full life with only one stone hit....
After that he always was scared of me (we are kinda neighbours, so we meet a lot) but everytime i get out my stone he just shouts "friendly, please, please" and i even started to take his belongings as protection money...

tl;dr; Stone op
User avatar #40 - mrblueftw (01/23/2014) [-]
"protection money"
I think this is real cyber bullying.
User avatar #46 - thescyle (01/23/2014) [-]
well, he wanted protection money first... he wanted me to give him metal, and only because he thinks im cheating and nobody notices i make him give me his stuff.... i think its only fair, wouldnt do it to other players i would just steal it from them...
User avatar #33 - ronyx (01/23/2014) [-]
"protection money" da fuq
User avatar #28 - itrinx (01/23/2014) [-]
Videogames Bullying.
#63 - Unemployed, uneducated past highschool, I often lose track of … 01/22/2014 on Time. 0
#13 - But, I just want chocolate for the taste. 01/22/2014 on You Need It 0
#68 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on The Storm Quiver 0
#69 - fisheh Comment deleted by derkarus
#65 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on The Storm Quiver 0
#67 - fisheh Comment deleted by derkarus
#68 - derkarus Comment deleted by derkarus
#69 - fisheh Comment deleted by derkarus
#6 - Don't forget the parties! 01/22/2014 on This guy... +4
#14 - He told him too "Moove" it. 01/22/2014 on wait for it... +1
#51702 - FAGGOT 01/21/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#51102 - It's not handsome squidward but it is weird. 01/21/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#50123 - Make this the background 01/21/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#49522 - Lucifer red text? 01/21/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#47812 - For this crack house. Could you surprise me for the te… 01/21/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#47451 - How bout some USS? Could you suprise me for text colour? 01/21/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#146 - **derkarus rolled a random image posted in comment #117 at … 01/21/2014 on Before and After, roll your... 0
#145 - **derkarus rolled a random image posted in comment #445709 …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Before and After, roll your... 0
#146 - derkarus (01/21/2014) [-]
**derkarus rolled a random image posted in comment #117 at Flanders at the museum ** after
#6 - Imma be mean for a second, sorry. Just because you ar… 01/21/2014 on CA-CAW! +18
#12 - Are complete Noobs welcome?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2014 on The Barbarian Roll 0
#15 - naodell (01/21/2014) [-]
Yes they are more than welcome.
#47 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Heart Attack ** In that case I might consider it... Thought of playing these games with my friends but they never have had the time.
User avatar #48 - karvarausku (01/21/2014) [-]
^ my comment... Don't know why the Fj logs me out sometimes.
User avatar #46 - Harmoria (01/21/2014) [-]
This is very interesting. I've never played D&D Before
#28 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on A worthy quest 0
#29 - professorfj Comment deleted by derkarus
#18049 - Picture 01/21/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#146 - of them 01/20/2014 on memegodspluscat -3

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User avatar #1 - renamon (04/08/2013) [-]
You!
User avatar #2 to #1 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
yes you!
User avatar #4 to #3 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes me what?
User avatar #5 to #4 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Did you post a comment with Derek in it somewhere? Like a picture?
User avatar #6 to #5 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Funny story, that was my other account that was banned, but yes that is me.
User avatar #8 to #6 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
MY NAME IS DEREK :O
User avatar #9 to #8 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
'Tis a good name.
User avatar #10 to #9 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
Yes :3
User avatar #11 to #10 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Fun Fact #384: Name means ruler of men.
User avatar #12 to #11 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
But I'm submissive :c
User avatar #13 to #12 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
You shame Theoderic! I'm just kidding, pretty sure the ruler of men only applies to other men, seeing as how you are the first chick named Derek I've met.
User avatar #14 to #13 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a femboi..
User avatar #15 to #14 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Close enough.
User avatar #16 to #15 - renamon (04/09/2013) [-]
hehe ^^;
User avatar #7 to #6 - derkarus ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Derakus
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