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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:5/01/2010
Last Login:9/09/2013
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 30808 total,  33438 ,  2630
Comment Thumbs: 6249 total,  6846 ,  597
Content Level Progress: 79.9% (799/1000)
Level 230 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 262 Comments: Pure Win → Level 263 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:7
Content Views:136626
Times Content Favorited:1608 times
Total Comments Made:1272
FJ Points:7619
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#204 - OP may be a faggot but I want that Mona Lisa shirt 12/29/2010 on BEHOLD! OP DELIVERS! 0
#434 - Picture 12/29/2010 on il do it! +9
#1479 - Goddammit does your babysitter know you do these things? 12/29/2010 on How To Take A Shirt Off +4
#7 - Masturbation lowers your change at contacting prostate cancer  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2010 on The reason why fapping is good +11
#59 - onlmusha (12/29/2010) [-]
Chance perhaps?
and you don't contact or contract any type of cancer... you get cancer when a cell doesn't complete the cell cycle during mitosis and is deformed, and your body can't get rid of the cell.
#188 - So I can never die while smoking weed  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2010 on CANNABIS vs ALCOHOL 0
User avatar #271 - njhahahahaha (12/29/2010) [-]
if you try smoking 1500 pounds of weed you'll suffocate from the smoke before you can inhale anywhere close to the lethal dose of THC
#160 - Your friend celebrated his 18th birthday by ordering this ball?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2010 on Fushigi Troll +9
#162 - frostay has deleted their comment.
#3 - umad spongebob? 12/27/2010 on Spongebob +8
#2 - Comment deleted 12/27/2010 on Spongebob 0
#210 - Anything can be funny... Picture Porky Pig raping Daisy Duck..…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2010 on Bad Jokes With Randy Marsh +11
#212 - emilythegreat (12/27/2010) [-]
You just fucked up my childhood.
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#60 - Because SNES is one of the best systems ever why wouldn't you … 12/27/2010 on I cant think of a clever title +1
#74 - Meh if it was legal it would be taxed to hell and to be honest… 12/27/2010 on Marijuana +3
#3 - I used to play trumpet in the high school band but every day m…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2010 on HOW TO PLAY TRUMPET +18
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User avatar #36 - IstalkzU (12/27/2010) [-]
same here but theyre supposed to feel like that due to the buzzing your lips do to produce the sound
#1 - If playing trumpet is cool then you can call me Miles Davis  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2010 on HOW TO PLAY TRUMPET +11
#2 - chillywillin (12/26/2010) [-]
:) Its only cool if you play it like this :)
#5 - anthonynardone (12/27/2010) [-]
#3 - derkadur (12/26/2010) [-]
I used to play trumpet in the high school band but every day my lips felt like this
#39 - cerealpoop has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - IstalkzU (12/27/2010) [-]
same here but theyre supposed to feel like that due to the buzzing your lips do to produce the sound
#6 - If she needed immediate open heart surgery would the surgeon j… 12/26/2010 on umm nice bug? 0
#1 - Picture 12/26/2010 on posted this then it got lost +22
#3 - Yes... Now... 12/26/2010 on Congrats +3
#54 - Shes ******* everywhere!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2010 on Notice Anything? +36
User avatar #67 - Nekatroz (12/26/2010) [-]
She knows
#64 - Grandmas take a **** in the dark cause even they … 12/26/2010 on Using the Bathroom +12
#5 - Funny + Pokemon = Thumb Profit 12/24/2010 on Statistics +26
#165 - I think the only site I don't visit semi regularly on that lis… 12/24/2010 on fj fuck yeah 0
#45 - lol I posted this comment originally and got 164 thumbs... I a… 12/22/2010 on I am dissappoint. +1
#374 - Don't worry shes more like 3/4 naked so it's all good  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2010 on Misty all grown up +5
User avatar #402 - minotaur (12/22/2010) [-]
3/4 is more than half (i hate to troll)
#45 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2010 on Black Comp 2 +164
User avatar #71 - TheLastEFG (12/21/2010) [-]
LOL.
Perfect fucking timing.
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#54 - IBeATroll (12/21/2010) [-]
#91 - drakemaster (12/21/2010) [-]
#51 - anonymous (12/21/2010) [-]
DAMMIT!
#339 - Clearly no one has seen the real Ian McKellen... Hot! 12/21/2010 on gay vs fag -3
#6 - Women are only good for three things... Cooking, cleaning and vaginas  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2010 on Sexist Spongebob +16
#7 - Griketwentyten (12/20/2010) [-]
just vaginas?

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#1 - TheSneakyjoker (09/23/2010) [-]
just 						******					 the 						****					 out of your profile comments page  
virginity taken
just ****** the **** out of your profile comments page
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#3 to #2 - derkadur (01/25/2011) [-]
Ahhh my profiles cherry has been blasted
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