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#377 - ...if you must 06/20/2010 on 10 Honest State Signs +1
#126 - I think I won that prize a few years back... Can I return the … 06/20/2010 on Prank Time 0
#303 - Hey PC are you a BC boy? When I was making these I was trying …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2010 on 10 Honest State Signs 0
User avatar #366 - patriotic canadian (06/20/2010) [-]
you have a neat lake

i dunno.
#291 - No really? I thought all state signs contained " **…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/20/2010 on 10 Honest State Signs 0
#293 - Bdman (06/20/2010) [-]
yeah, i live in texas and i see that sign everyday riding my horse back from the cattle farm after shooting some gay people because im god damn christian and god damn patriotic
#296 - TheRealRayquaza (06/20/2010) [-]
and you say god damn because your a goddamn badass christian!.
#298 - Bdman (06/20/2010) [-]
indeed :3
#301 - TheRealRayquaza (06/20/2010) [-]
and you know what. you deserve a muthafi'in thumb just because ur that badass!
#302 - Bdman (06/20/2010) [-]
you deserve 2!!! because you are A MUTHAFI'IN POKEMON!!
#305 - TheRealRayquaza (06/20/2010) [-]
holy shit i am?! omfg ur right!! im FREEKING GREEN!! AN I CANT STOP BITING RANDOM AIR!!
#7 - Congrats good sir you win the title search 06/20/2010 on Parenting: No You Can't... +1
#116 - That's the beauty of this good sir... You have already started…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2010 on Prank Time +3
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#113 - I like the cut of your jib sir... You're hired  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2010 on Prank Time +4
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User avatar #116 - derkadur (06/20/2010) [-]
That's the beauty of this good sir... You have already started... Look down...
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#109 - But what if that was my pickup line to get the girl in the fir…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/20/2010 on Prank Time +11
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User avatar #123 - MungDaal (06/20/2010) [-]
They have different amounts of chromosomes, I'm sorry sir but you aren't the father.
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User avatar #135 - MungDaal (06/20/2010) [-]
I'm truly sorry.
User avatar #113 - derkadur (06/20/2010) [-]
I like the cut of your jib sir... You're hired
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User avatar #116 - derkadur (06/20/2010) [-]
That's the beauty of this good sir... You have already started... Look down...
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#104 - I will call your bluff lets see the link... 06/20/2010 on Prank Time +9
#4 - Yeah I can't come up with a title for this one I just found it… 06/20/2010 on Parenting: No You Can't... 0
#250 - I would think Kentucky wouldn't want to advertise that point..…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2010 on 10 Honest State Signs +1
#251 - Ellieyakezumei (06/20/2010) [-]
Hehehehehe..... you dont know what kentuckians wanan advertise today *grin*
User avatar #252 - SteroidMeElmo (06/20/2010) [-]
they were all shopped
#240 - I'm actually Canadian but I like how every state has its own i… 06/20/2010 on 10 Honest State Signs 0
#10 - I got to the 4th one before I started polishing my wood... bec… 06/20/2010 on Totally Oblivious 12 +11
#233 - Love the WV one... Was thinking about making a sign along the …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2010 on 10 Honest State Signs +1
#237 - guitarguybob (06/20/2010) [-]
haha nice, i've got a friend in w. virginnia now guiding raft trips and he says that the jokes are too close to true.
also, what do you call a west virginia girl who can outrun her brothers?
a virgin

(thanks for the +6 on my previous comment all)
User avatar #240 - derkadur (06/20/2010) [-]
I'm actually Canadian but I like how every state has its own identity so I make American jokes... Thinking about making a post with a joke about every state... These signs take too long to make
#68 - Comment deleted 06/20/2010 on Prank Time -2
#228 - Comment deleted 06/20/2010 on 10 Honest State Signs -1
#57 - Shouldn't the repost rant only apply if they reposted your OC … 06/20/2010 on Are you kidding me. 0
#30 - But the rest seem legit to you? 06/19/2010 on 10 Honest State Signs +4
#6 - You are correct I was looking at the written part... Good eye  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2010 on Kool facts -1
User avatar #7 - LyssaVirus (06/19/2010) [-]
Heh, it's what I do.
#3 - That is correct but it said jumps not jumped  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2010 on Kool facts -1
User avatar #5 - LyssaVirus (06/19/2010) [-]
But in the actual photo says "The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over the Lazy Dog." Look again.
User avatar #6 - derkadur (06/19/2010) [-]
You are correct I was looking at the written part... Good eye
User avatar #7 - LyssaVirus (06/19/2010) [-]
Heh, it's what I do.
#26 - Didn't want to make too many in one post... Could include an A…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2010 on 10 Honest State Signs 0
User avatar #27 - Nerisai (06/19/2010) [-]
ah...gotcha
#20 - Actually it's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2010 on 10 Honest State Signs 0
User avatar #22 - dockoty (06/19/2010) [-]
Wow, Google did me wrong. I was going to spell it the way you did before I checked with Google. I thought, "Now, I know there's a "W" somewhere." Oh well.
#16 - Well yeah I said honest referring to the stereotypes that thes…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2010 on 10 Honest State Signs +1
User avatar #19 - dockoty (06/19/2010) [-]
I see, just a misunderstanding. But it isn't any reason to thumb all my comments down and slander my reputation. (I'm not talking about you.)
#8 - Which of these do you find inaccurate?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2010 on 10 Honest State Signs +1
User avatar #10 - dockoty (06/19/2010) [-]
The ones with swear words on them. It's not legally permitted.
User avatar #16 - derkadur (06/19/2010) [-]
Well yeah I said honest referring to the stereotypes that these states have... You are thinking of unrealistic and obviously these are all unrealistic as no state would actually show these though if someone said they saw one like the one in California I wouldn't be surprised
User avatar #19 - dockoty (06/19/2010) [-]
I see, just a misunderstanding. But it isn't any reason to thumb all my comments down and slander my reputation. (I'm not talking about you.)
#53 - Comment deleted 06/19/2010 on If T Shirts Were Honest -3
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Ahhh my profiles cherry has been blasted
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