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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:5/01/2010
Last Login:9/09/2013
Location:Canada
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#139 - Crayons... I almost used a sharpie which would have been epica… 06/27/2010 on PedoShoop +3
#129 - Sorry guys I ****** her first and no matter how m…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/27/2010 on PedoShoop +7
User avatar #145 - JoeTheRooster (06/27/2010) [-]
well i had sex with her
#131 - Womens Study Major (06/27/2010) [-]
Sorry guys, but I'm her father, and I had AIDS by the time I knocked her mother up
User avatar #133 - toasteddream (06/27/2010) [-]
you see every one i fucker her first when she was born i gave a her a medicine that made her grow into a hot chick then i did her OVER 9000! times
#136 - Womens Study Major (06/27/2010) [-]
sorry everyone at the bathroom in the club me and her had crazy lesbian sex
#137 - Womens Study Major (06/27/2010) [-]
dangit im signed out again THIS IS SHELBYWHOA
#149 - mortusraptim (06/27/2010) [-]
I fucked her with snakes on my mother fucking plane
#92 - Fapping in the shower feels like I have an audience now  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2010 on PedoShoop +8
User avatar #94 - Dizzay (06/27/2010) [-]
I just imagined an emu fapping in a shower.




Fuck yeah.
User avatar #98 - CupOfCommunisum (06/27/2010) [-]
Some people just have amazing imaginations.
#86 - Real crayon this **** isn't coming off anytime soon  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2010 on PedoShoop 0
User avatar #122 - xLovableLoserx (06/27/2010) [-]
Nice. Good drawings dude.
#85 - Her stuff is on the other side of the shower so we don't get h… 06/27/2010 on PedoShoop 0
#19 - Creepiest one for sure but she's not a big internet geek like …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2010 on PedoShoop +15
#23 - CaptainWow (06/27/2010) [-]
Noooo trust me...if you see that face looking at you, with ME GUSTA written underneath, you don't even have to know what a computer is or how you insert the crystals to make it start; it'll scare the fuck outta you.
#18 - Yeah I noticed that when I was making it I actually fixed it a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2010 on PedoShoop +3
User avatar #20 - turdmonkey (06/26/2010) [-]
me too
#13 - I'm 6'3" and it's still too high to be of any use especia…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2010 on PedoShoop +2
User avatar #15 - Tundar (06/26/2010) [-]
A Canadian Asian built your house? Kickass ninja lumberjack!
#10 - A comment that pays off... I didn't realize how high it was so…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2010 on PedoShoop +6
User avatar #11 - Tundar (06/26/2010) [-]
Score one for the Canadian! Well, I mean yeah, if you are tall I can see needing a higher shelf but it just seems too close to the ceiling to actually fit things other than razors and soap and only small bottles. Regular shampoo bottles don't seem like they'd fit.
User avatar #13 - derkadur (06/26/2010) [-]
I'm 6'3" and it's still too high to be of any use especially with 6 other shelves in there... It must be around 7 feet high though that's nothing compared to the 3 glass windows in the basement that give you a great view of the underground because the guy who built this place was asian and couldn't reach any higher
User avatar #15 - Tundar (06/26/2010) [-]
A Canadian Asian built your house? Kickass ninja lumberjack!
#2 - There's such a thing as sexually oblivious 9th graders? When I…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2010 on Sexually Oblivious 9th Grader +3
User avatar #3 - unforgiventoo (06/26/2010) [-]
ha man that was good
#2 - I like taking hallucinogens and posting on this site too 06/26/2010 on stupid! -1
#1 - Yes... Thinks... The deed has been done... 06/26/2010 on Cleverbot epic win. 0
#1 - You don't have to censor Tyrone's face you can tell from the n… 06/26/2010 on Facebook win +1
#2 - If it's unusual to have one that resembles a cheddar cheese lo… 06/26/2010 on Mario Galaxy 2 Lol +2
#3 - Don't worry I wasn't meaning it in a mean way I actually think… 06/26/2010 on CopperCab +2
#1 - Like the concept.... Could fix the artwork and spelling  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2010 on CopperCab +6
#2 - mrbutterbal (06/26/2010) [-]
sorry haha im just bored
User avatar #3 - derkadur (06/26/2010) [-]
Don't worry I wasn't meaning it in a mean way I actually think this had potential to be really good and you asked for comments :)
#3 - Jenna Jameson has also been photographed wearing nothing as my… 06/26/2010 on truth about peta +5
#157 - This could be the best thing I have seen on FJ in a while good… 06/25/2010 on Toy Story 0
#2 - Shoop Da Whoop 06/25/2010 on Pedobear vs. Shoop Da Whoop +29
#1 - Pedobear 06/25/2010 on Pedobear vs. Shoop Da Whoop +80
#83 - You were totally gonna whip it out 06/25/2010 on Sexism FTW +1
#6 - He's just doing what we were all thinking 06/25/2010 on Childhood +6
#114 - Really? You use the tub face pic and don't use the "Tub F… 06/24/2010 on Funny Captions 2 0
#1 - Magikarp used splash It kept you cool during the summer… 06/24/2010 on Reveals Summer Job +3
#1 - Boston Pizza has some decent food don't hate 06/24/2010 on Hate BP +1

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#1 - TheSneakyjoker (09/23/2010) [-]
just 						******					 the 						****					 out of your profile comments page  
virginity taken
just ****** the **** out of your profile comments page
virginity taken
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#3 to #2 - derkadur (01/25/2011) [-]
Ahhh my profiles cherry has been blasted
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