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#4 - I'm 20. Is she legal age or "legal age"  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2010 on What do you say FJ? 0
#5 - anonymous (07/05/2010) [-]
just wait 1 year and she'll be legal age in Canada (which is where she lives)
but as of now, she is "legal age"
User avatar #6 - derkadur (07/05/2010) [-]
Hmmm... Windsor... Only about a couple hours away
#7 - NinjaTrainee (07/05/2010) [-]
SHhhhh don't let the whole world know!!!
#2 - Learning how to be Kesha should sound more like a broken autot… 07/05/2010 on Learning How to be Kesha! +9
#1 - Before I say anything else how old is this girl?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2010 on What do you say FJ? 0
#3 - NinjaTrainee (07/05/2010) [-]
What Else did you say?
User avatar #4 - derkadur (07/05/2010) [-]
I'm 20. Is she legal age or "legal age"
#5 - anonymous (07/05/2010) [-]
just wait 1 year and she'll be legal age in Canada (which is where she lives)
but as of now, she is "legal age"
User avatar #6 - derkadur (07/05/2010) [-]
Hmmm... Windsor... Only about a couple hours away
#7 - NinjaTrainee (07/05/2010) [-]
SHhhhh don't let the whole world know!!!
#2 - getofmydick (07/05/2010) [-]
to old!
*pedobear entrance*
#1 - lol at the irony of crediting Carlos Mencia in description wit… 07/05/2010 on Vegitarian Hippeis Are Wrong +1
#2 - Shut off the petroleum... It's a message for BP 07/05/2010 on how? +3
#5 - It's possible someone already made it... I don't use 4chan so …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2010 on Push It Somewhere Else +3
#153 - TheLastOneDead (07/07/2010) [-]
I wasn't saying you stole it or anything i was just asking so thanks for not taking offence
User avatar #154 - derkadur (07/07/2010) [-]
Everyone gets offended too easily on here... I'm actually surprised that I was the first to do this
#4 - Good job man thumb for you 07/05/2010 on Admin Card 0
#2 - Is this original?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2010 on Admin Card 0
#3 - SuperMagico (07/05/2010) [-]
just made it there
User avatar #4 - derkadur (07/05/2010) [-]
Good job man thumb for you
#36 - Cause this would be the only time I ever put my junk inside of… 07/05/2010 on Ninterndo Condoms (moar pics) -2
#306 - Ask and ye shall receive http://www.funnyjunk.com/fun…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2010 on Push him somewhere else +6
User avatar #334 - ZOMFGnoWaysz (07/05/2010) [-]
You are awesome.
#2 - If I had a dollar...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2010 on wat. +5
#4 - ShockingMatty (07/05/2010) [-]
you would have one more dollar than me
#24 - TheRobotDevil (07/05/2010) [-]
and two morw than me
#425 - Why must the popular FJ commenters get thumbed up for copying … 07/04/2010 on Screw Gravity 0
#1 - Still 2 days and 9 nine hours and it's about even still 07/04/2010 on Justin Bieber IS going to... 0
#1 - Your original stuff is great how long do these take to make?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2010 on Another Freaking Twilight? +4
User avatar #2 - demonbunny (07/04/2010) [-]
Thanks man :) I try not to spend too long on them as I have more important academic stuff to do. This one took about 2 hours over two days :)
#1 - A post on cops... I expect many I smell bacon posts  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2010 on 20 things not to say to a cop +1
#2 - fenderthetroll (07/04/2010) [-]
anon: i smell bacon
rply anon: with or without wings?
rply anon: *knuckle touch*

there yall its been done so u wont be funny for posting one XD
#8 - I'm sorry you "fuel" that way  [+] (7 new replies) 07/04/2010 on Firework Safety +22
#14 - anonymous (07/04/2010) [-]
This "shore" beats the "crude" humor found on this site.
User avatar #17 - platinumzro (07/04/2010) [-]
dont quit! its as un reasonable as crying over SPILLED milk
#16 - latte (07/04/2010) [-]
ummm.... SEALS! Yeah.... seals.
#18 - anonymous (07/04/2010) [-]
so did you SEAL the deal in putput
#20 - pricelessyostess has deleted their comment.
#31 - BazookaNinja (07/04/2010) [-]
I heard that a new Gulf Course is in the Pipes for 2011.
#35 - anonymous (07/04/2010) [-]
I tried to do a BARRELroll yesterday. Oil I WANT IS MY LIFE BACK>
#39 - What someone who spends half their day of FJ would see when th… 07/04/2010 on Animal Lover. . . +3
#2 - If I was there I would have stair-ed 07/04/2010 on Take The Stairs +1
#6 - Last time I came in a clown suit the police went on "petr…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/04/2010 on Firework Safety +23
#7 - BazookaNinja (07/04/2010) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't continue this epic chain, I'm out of puns for this oil spill business. I'm afraid I'm not the punniest of comedians.
User avatar #11 - selafyn (07/04/2010) [-]
are you shore? Oil cover it for you.
User avatar #8 - derkadur (07/04/2010) [-]
I'm sorry you "fuel" that way
#14 - anonymous (07/04/2010) [-]
This "shore" beats the "crude" humor found on this site.
User avatar #17 - platinumzro (07/04/2010) [-]
dont quit! its as un reasonable as crying over SPILLED milk
#16 - latte (07/04/2010) [-]
ummm.... SEALS! Yeah.... seals.
#18 - anonymous (07/04/2010) [-]
so did you SEAL the deal in putput
#20 - pricelessyostess has deleted their comment.
#31 - BazookaNinja (07/04/2010) [-]
I heard that a new Gulf Course is in the Pipes for 2011.
#35 - anonymous (07/04/2010) [-]
I tried to do a BARRELroll yesterday. Oil I WANT IS MY LIFE BACK>
#4 - Way to "spill" that information I may "sea"…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/04/2010 on Firework Safety +23
#5 - BazookaNinja (07/04/2010) [-]
Just don't come in a clown suit. My dad is afraid of clowns and I'd hate to have that fear of his Uncapped again.
User avatar #6 - derkadur (07/04/2010) [-]
Last time I came in a clown suit the police went on "petrol" for me
#7 - BazookaNinja (07/04/2010) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't continue this epic chain, I'm out of puns for this oil spill business. I'm afraid I'm not the punniest of comedians.
User avatar #11 - selafyn (07/04/2010) [-]
are you shore? Oil cover it for you.
User avatar #8 - derkadur (07/04/2010) [-]
I'm sorry you "fuel" that way
#14 - anonymous (07/04/2010) [-]
This "shore" beats the "crude" humor found on this site.
User avatar #17 - platinumzro (07/04/2010) [-]
dont quit! its as un reasonable as crying over SPILLED milk
#16 - latte (07/04/2010) [-]
ummm.... SEALS! Yeah.... seals.
#18 - anonymous (07/04/2010) [-]
so did you SEAL the deal in putput
#20 - pricelessyostess has deleted their comment.
#31 - BazookaNinja (07/04/2010) [-]
I heard that a new Gulf Course is in the Pipes for 2011.
#35 - anonymous (07/04/2010) [-]
I tried to do a BARRELroll yesterday. Oil I WANT IS MY LIFE BACK>
#1 - So sad that the World Cup will be over soon and we won't get t… 07/04/2010 on Band Geeks +1
#2 - "Oil" get to the bottom of this and see that the CEO…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/04/2010 on Firework Safety +33
#3 - BazookaNinja (07/04/2010) [-]
I'll BPissed if this spill isn't fixed. In more posotive news, me and my family are going to play Mini Gulf to celebrate the 4th.
User avatar #4 - derkadur (07/04/2010) [-]
Way to "spill" that information I may "sea" you there
#5 - BazookaNinja (07/04/2010) [-]
Just don't come in a clown suit. My dad is afraid of clowns and I'd hate to have that fear of his Uncapped again.
User avatar #6 - derkadur (07/04/2010) [-]
Last time I came in a clown suit the police went on "petrol" for me
#7 - BazookaNinja (07/04/2010) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't continue this epic chain, I'm out of puns for this oil spill business. I'm afraid I'm not the punniest of comedians.
User avatar #11 - selafyn (07/04/2010) [-]
are you shore? Oil cover it for you.
User avatar #8 - derkadur (07/04/2010) [-]
I'm sorry you "fuel" that way
#14 - anonymous (07/04/2010) [-]
This "shore" beats the "crude" humor found on this site.
User avatar #17 - platinumzro (07/04/2010) [-]
dont quit! its as un reasonable as crying over SPILLED milk
#16 - latte (07/04/2010) [-]
ummm.... SEALS! Yeah.... seals.
#18 - anonymous (07/04/2010) [-]
so did you SEAL the deal in putput
#20 - pricelessyostess has deleted their comment.
#31 - BazookaNinja (07/04/2010) [-]
I heard that a new Gulf Course is in the Pipes for 2011.
#35 - anonymous (07/04/2010) [-]
I tried to do a BARRELroll yesterday. Oil I WANT IS MY LIFE BACK>
#237 - Bark means no 07/04/2010 on Pics +1
#1 - I really hope this man is sterile 07/04/2010 on Farmville Facepalm +2
#1 - I believe the ads are based on what is popular for posting and… 07/04/2010 on Twilight Ads in FJ? 0

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#1 - TheSneakyjoker (09/23/2010) [-]
just 						******					 the 						****					 out of your profile comments page  
virginity taken
just ****** the **** out of your profile comments page
virginity taken
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#3 to #2 - derkadur (01/25/2011) [-]
Ahhh my profiles cherry has been blasted
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