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#52 - Canoe guy gets rekt. 05/22/2015 on fuck jerry +4
#384 - a weighted vest wouldn't really be body weight would it?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on The straight talk express 0
#389 - chaseapex (05/22/2015) [-]
The exercises itself are still 'bodyweight exercises'
#5 - Zeus. A tad bit older German Shepard.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Siku the Puppy :) 0
User avatar #6 - silverangelwolf (05/21/2015) [-]
so cute, German Shepard are awesome ^^
#1 - Yeah, **** Derek. 05/21/2015 on Fuck Derek 0
#34 - Congrats man, don't die out there. 05/21/2015 on Update FJ 0
#9 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me,… 05/16/2015 on Fucking Hypocrites +7
#5 - Hence the "grow the **** up" part of the sent… 05/16/2015 on Fucking Hypocrites +4
#2 - Real talk, grow the **** up and stop caring what anyone…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Fucking Hypocrites +5
#7 - thjisismajortom (05/16/2015) [-]
You want to go, you pathetic waste of human resource? Give me a time and place and I'll be there.
#24 - Absolute Madman (05/16/2015) [-]
>giving the "come at me i'll destroy you" to someone on the internet

This is how stupid you look right now
User avatar #9 - derik (05/16/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#4 - thjisismajortom (05/16/2015) [-]
You know what else, when I say I don't care you would call it edgy. because that's how you stupid fucks are.
#3 - thjisismajortom (05/16/2015) [-]
I can't stop thinking about it because they keep shoving it my face, just like how your boyfriend shoves his dick in your mouth. Get out of here, queer.
User avatar #5 - derik (05/16/2015) [-]
Hence the "grow the fuck up" part of the sentence. If you can't learn to ignore shit you are going to have a really hard time when mommy finally pulls her tits out of your mouth.
#25 - You know, if my biggest concern in life, the life ruining thin… 05/15/2015 on I see you +4
#21 - Its not like hes killing the guy, hes taking his picture. Yeah…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2015 on I see you +8
User avatar #23 - professorbob (05/15/2015) [-]
Well, celebrities are pretty much hounded all the time over every little thing they do, so there's a lot more to it than just a simple picture. The paparazzi is known for pushing the boundaries of what is acceptable, stalking people around town, trespassing, and for some reason they get away with it almost all the time.

And money can only get you so much. Sure, he can afford a fuck ton of things most can't, but it's not really worth it when you can never tell if the people you enjoy it with are legitimately your friends or just using you to get to your money and leeching off of your fame.
User avatar #25 - derik (05/15/2015) [-]
You know, if my biggest concern in life, the life ruining thing I was worried about the most, was some guy following me around taking my picture, I think I would be ok.

As hard as you try you aren't going to get anyone to believe that having more money is worse. and yeah, people may try to leech off you but if you can't tell who is a good friend and who isn't than maybe you're a pretty shitty friend in the first place.

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#4 - lickinggecko (03/26/2015) [-]
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