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#5 - exactly was I was going to say 12/12/2011 on Good Guy Greg Disobeys Orders -3
#17 - So are people finally wising up? 12/12/2011 on logic -2
#15 - Like I give a **** . You guys are retarded.  [+] (12 new replies) 12/12/2011 on Hell. -64
#63 - PFCMadness (12/12/2011) [-]
#22 - maxpeasant (12/12/2011) [-]
#21 - mrbah (12/12/2011) [-]
depresionista, i think maybe ignoring them would be the best, everyone, just imagine everyone would be unable to see or hear the WBC, what harm would they do?
#17 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
FALSE!
YOU PEOPLE ARE USING A FALLACY TO ARGUE A POINT!
YOU ARE ATTACKING EACH OTHER INDIVIDUALLY RATHER THAN THE ARGUMENT ITSELF! THAT, MY FELLOW FJ FRIENDS, IS CALLED "PERSONAL ATTACK"!
SHAME ON YOU! YOU GOT SCHOOLED BY AN ANON!
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#45 - shinigamizak (12/12/2011) [-]
#101 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
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#430 - shinigamizak (12/13/2011) [-]
#32 - boocakeh (12/12/2011) [-]
MOAR
#1 - Oh shut the **** up. God I'm so sick of this …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/12/2011 on I hate Facebook -22
#22 - xshadeeisafag (12/12/2011) [-]
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#5 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
Ow yes, blame the nice guys.

I know they are pussies, we all do. They lack the confidence to be a real man. But did you ever stop to think that maybe all they needed was a little support? "ow i dont date him, he's nice and sweet and romantic. But so insecure". Yes, drop his ass in the friendzone, that'll help boost his self esteem.

Give them a shot, and watch them open up and get the confidence to be a man when they know there is someone who loves them and supports them. But no, instead you keep going out with the douchebags and the jerks who got all the confidence but in the end are jerks and hurt you.
So instead of helping the nice guy get his balls, you go after those douchebags. And try to turn them into nice guys. And never stop to think maybe you can try it the other way around.

Well, goodluck. Let me know how that turns out for you.
#6 - sexymutt (12/12/2011) [-]
that being true,do you ever consider that girls can be as shy and insecure as you guys?
fuck i've never had a bf in my life because whenever a guy does talk to me i just assume it's some kind of trap or whatever.
also not saying guys have to make the first move...but i would never get the courage to do that myself
let the red thumbs rain.
#7 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
Pfft assume it's a trap?
That's some backward ass women logic for you. You don't assume it's some kind of trap, you are an awkward person, you get nervous around people you find attractive, like 95% of other people. Stop trying to rationalize things in this manner.

You've never had a bf because you've never put forth a real effort, you've never said "today i will get that boy i've been dreaming about for years" . You will continue to blame the way you are and will continue to do what ever it is you do, so you have no one to blame except yourself.
"Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda

Btw, nice guys are out there, more than a few, hell i'd be willing to be you friend zoned at least a few guys who would go to the ends of the earth for you.

depresionista, you are absolutely wrong.
I was the nice guy, i followed one girl around like a damn puppy dog because i was naive and innocent. I talked to her when her bfs cheated on her, i talked her through the times people at school were calling her a whore and insulting her. After month upon months of that, i finally get my chance. We date and what not for 2 years. After that she cheats on me, her only reasoning? "You are fat" Excuse me bitch, i was fat when we started dating?

Now i'm the arrogant douche, i treat women like shit, and you know why? Because of that girl, she taught me a lesson real quick. She taught me you women wish you had a nice guy, but you won't look for one. You'll just let the ones who treat you like dirt fuck your brains out. So why put fourth the effort?

Anon out.
#3 - breathor (12/12/2011) [-]
Relevant
User avatar #2 - nukinzerambo (12/12/2011) [-]
Woahh Slow the blood flow, missile tits!

I just posted it for fun, get some thumbs and laughs.. Jeez sure its relevant but calm down. Someone takes this site too seriously XD.
I don;t have a woman yeah, thats fine, im not complaining about it, thought the fucking thing was funny.
User avatar #9 - TheNewRavager (12/12/2011) [-]
"Woahh Slow the blood flow, missle tits!"

That should be on a t-shirt. I fell over laughing, and now the side of my face hurts from hitting the ground.
User avatar #10 - nukinzerambo (12/12/2011) [-]
LOL love u:)
#44 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
That guy is right, that was easily the funniest fucking thing i've read in weeks.
#21 - Whose "a dog?" What's "a dog?" 12/12/2011 on AWWWW YEAAA -4
#12 - Lol ok keep acting like you're doing something when you're rea…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/12/2011 on Hell. -70
#14 - pooptarts (12/12/2011) [-]
thumb down ALL the depresionista comments?
#18 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
YES! I'm doing my best! We could really use some reinforcements!
#15 - depresionista (12/12/2011) [-]
Like I give a fuck. You guys are retarded.
#63 - PFCMadness (12/12/2011) [-]
#22 - maxpeasant (12/12/2011) [-]
#21 - mrbah (12/12/2011) [-]
depresionista, i think maybe ignoring them would be the best, everyone, just imagine everyone would be unable to see or hear the WBC, what harm would they do?
#17 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
FALSE!
YOU PEOPLE ARE USING A FALLACY TO ARGUE A POINT!
YOU ARE ATTACKING EACH OTHER INDIVIDUALLY RATHER THAN THE ARGUMENT ITSELF! THAT, MY FELLOW FJ FRIENDS, IS CALLED "PERSONAL ATTACK"!
SHAME ON YOU! YOU GOT SCHOOLED BY AN ANON!
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#45 - shinigamizak (12/12/2011) [-]
#101 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
#254 - shinigamizak (12/12/2011) [-]
#426 - flppdrv has deleted their comment.
#430 - shinigamizak (12/13/2011) [-]
#32 - boocakeh (12/12/2011) [-]
MOAR
#24 - It's funny because people are really that stupid.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2011 on daily serving of vegetables -1
#25 - gawainthegreen (12/12/2011) [-]
#184 - Yep. So this man deserves everything he gets. 12/12/2011 on Polite Robbery -1
#10 - I also like the fact that you guys think you do anything. Lol 12/12/2011 on Hell. -72
#9 - Yea and if you just ignore it and let them just talk to themse…  [+] (19 new replies) 12/12/2011 on Hell. -72
User avatar #36 - zwappes (12/12/2011) [-]
you must be a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
#16 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
if you ignore a country that doesn't make it go away now does it
#11 - highaspinkiepie (12/12/2011) [-]
I'm not going to bother continuing this argument because you're an idiot.
#12 - depresionista (12/12/2011) [-]
Lol ok keep acting like you're doing something when you're really just not doing a damn thing and these idiots are just making you mad for no reason.
#14 - pooptarts (12/12/2011) [-]
thumb down ALL the depresionista comments?
#18 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
YES! I'm doing my best! We could really use some reinforcements!
#15 - depresionista (12/12/2011) [-]
Like I give a fuck. You guys are retarded.
#63 - PFCMadness (12/12/2011) [-]
#22 - maxpeasant (12/12/2011) [-]
#21 - mrbah (12/12/2011) [-]
depresionista, i think maybe ignoring them would be the best, everyone, just imagine everyone would be unable to see or hear the WBC, what harm would they do?
#17 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
FALSE!
YOU PEOPLE ARE USING A FALLACY TO ARGUE A POINT!
YOU ARE ATTACKING EACH OTHER INDIVIDUALLY RATHER THAN THE ARGUMENT ITSELF! THAT, MY FELLOW FJ FRIENDS, IS CALLED "PERSONAL ATTACK"!
SHAME ON YOU! YOU GOT SCHOOLED BY AN ANON!
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#29 - flppdrv has deleted their comment.
#45 - shinigamizak (12/12/2011) [-]
#101 - anonymous (12/12/2011) [-]
#254 - shinigamizak (12/12/2011) [-]
#426 - flppdrv has deleted their comment.
#430 - shinigamizak (12/13/2011) [-]
#32 - boocakeh (12/12/2011) [-]
MOAR

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