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#34 - I kinda like that art style... Where is it from? 03/16/2014 on Perfect Temperature +1
#535 - The Vile Corpse... That sounds more like a Norwegian death met… 03/16/2014 on I don't see a problem here... 0
#102 - She needs a new pair of pants, and socks. 03/16/2014 on Tits +6
#53 - Well, look on the bright side. You have an excuse to wear a ba… 03/16/2014 on Get the Axe effect 0
#52 - I actually like Axe, smells nice, so long as you don't overdo it. 03/16/2014 on Get the Axe effect 0
#191 - There's a difference between bitching about graphics cause you… 03/16/2014 on Losing is fun 0
#11 - Is that Batman fighting some kind of dragon? Cool. 03/15/2014 on Fantasy Batman vs The joker 0
#34 - **departed rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at … 03/15/2014 on Norway. 0
#49 - Well I mean we've had talks about this kinda thing and I don't… 03/15/2014 on Jeopardy 0
#43 - Thanks for the luck, knowing myself I may need it. 03/15/2014 on Jeopardy +1
#40 - I think that's a fair point of view. 03/15/2014 on Jeopardy 0
#37 - Me and my girlfriend had our one year anniversary in January, …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Jeopardy 0
User avatar #42 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
Well I'd hate to sound pessimistic, but you never really know the status unless it ends. For the longest time you'll gloss over the bad times because all you'll remember are the good times. But I wish the two of you good luck!
User avatar #43 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Thanks for the luck, knowing myself I may need it.
#35 - I know I've expressed to her that if she wanted to I would, bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Jeopardy 0
User avatar #39 - zplatter (03/15/2014) [-]
At least she's considerate ^_^ . I would say if it's a guy, your choice, if it's a girl, her choice. At least that's my view on 3ways. Or it can be discussed
User avatar #40 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
I think that's a fair point of view.
#33 - Well, it's also one of the main problems with our relationship…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Jeopardy 0
User avatar #36 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
Haha yeah. My ex was, while I wouldn't say "transient", always getting dumped by her boyfriends. I was the first she ever dumped, and the longest lasting (over a year).
User avatar #37 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Me and my girlfriend had our one year anniversary in January, I'd like to think we're still going strong. And maybe transient wasn't the right word but she's got the mentality of someone who's single, though I don't think she'd cheat or anything.
User avatar #42 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
Well I'd hate to sound pessimistic, but you never really know the status unless it ends. For the longest time you'll gloss over the bad times because all you'll remember are the good times. But I wish the two of you good luck!
User avatar #43 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Thanks for the luck, knowing myself I may need it.
#31 - Yeah, as I said above I'm more into it for the relationship th…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Jeopardy 0
User avatar #32 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
Well that's good. It's hard to maintain a relationship based on sex alone.
User avatar #33 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Well, it's also one of the main problems with our relationship, she's a little more transient and I prefer something more permanent. We joke about how it's normally the girl who's more attached.
User avatar #36 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
Haha yeah. My ex was, while I wouldn't say "transient", always getting dumped by her boyfriends. I was the first she ever dumped, and the longest lasting (over a year).
User avatar #37 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Me and my girlfriend had our one year anniversary in January, I'd like to think we're still going strong. And maybe transient wasn't the right word but she's got the mentality of someone who's single, though I don't think she'd cheat or anything.
User avatar #42 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
Well I'd hate to sound pessimistic, but you never really know the status unless it ends. For the longest time you'll gloss over the bad times because all you'll remember are the good times. But I wish the two of you good luck!
User avatar #43 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Thanks for the luck, knowing myself I may need it.
#30 - As I said below the whole gay thing doesn't bother me that muc…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Jeopardy 0
User avatar #34 - zplatter (03/15/2014) [-]
personally I would say give and get, even though this is something you don't want, it is something she wants (or at least it sounds like that).
User avatar #35 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
I know I've expressed to her that if she wanted to I would, but I've also expressed I probably wouldn't like it very much and I think that's keeping her from doing it That and I have no clue who we'd do it with.
User avatar #39 - zplatter (03/15/2014) [-]
At least she's considerate ^_^ . I would say if it's a guy, your choice, if it's a girl, her choice. At least that's my view on 3ways. Or it can be discussed
User avatar #40 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
I think that's a fair point of view.
#28 - Either. It's not even that it with another guy would be gay or…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Jeopardy 0
User avatar #29 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
True. You like it more intimate?
User avatar #31 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, as I said above I'm more into it for the relationship than the booty.
User avatar #32 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
Well that's good. It's hard to maintain a relationship based on sex alone.
User avatar #33 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Well, it's also one of the main problems with our relationship, she's a little more transient and I prefer something more permanent. We joke about how it's normally the girl who's more attached.
User avatar #36 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
Haha yeah. My ex was, while I wouldn't say "transient", always getting dumped by her boyfriends. I was the first she ever dumped, and the longest lasting (over a year).
User avatar #37 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Me and my girlfriend had our one year anniversary in January, I'd like to think we're still going strong. And maybe transient wasn't the right word but she's got the mentality of someone who's single, though I don't think she'd cheat or anything.
User avatar #42 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
Well I'd hate to sound pessimistic, but you never really know the status unless it ends. For the longest time you'll gloss over the bad times because all you'll remember are the good times. But I wish the two of you good luck!
User avatar #43 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Thanks for the luck, knowing myself I may need it.
#83 - That looks good... Reminds me of Banished. 03/15/2014 on Losing is fun 0
#21 - I'm actually the one who doesn't want a 3-way, my girlfriend i…  [+] (20 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Jeopardy 0
User avatar #48 - thewilder (03/15/2014) [-]
Doesn't seem like it will work out for the two of you, she is in for the fuck and you want the relationship. Might as well either stay in and enjoy some more sex or leave her as soon as possible and find someone who you can imagine yourself with in the future (And who will imagine herself with you). Being overly attached is nothing bad, really, you'll know its the right one when both of you are overly attached and feel good about it.
#110 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
Guy wants a 3way - totally normal
girl wants a 3way- she's just a whore and doesn't love you.
User avatar #194 - thewilder (03/15/2014) [-]
Never said that.
User avatar #49 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Well I mean we've had talks about this kinda thing and I don't think she's just in it for the fuck, but she's just more interested in it than me. I may have misphrased something in there or something.
User avatar #25 - zplatter (03/15/2014) [-]
And you're objecting it because you don't want to cross swords or because you are afraid that getting another booty might chance your mind about the whole relationship thing?
User avatar #30 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
As I said below the whole gay thing doesn't bother me that much, and I'm more in it for the relationship than the booty.
User avatar #34 - zplatter (03/15/2014) [-]
personally I would say give and get, even though this is something you don't want, it is something she wants (or at least it sounds like that).
User avatar #35 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
I know I've expressed to her that if she wanted to I would, but I've also expressed I probably wouldn't like it very much and I think that's keeping her from doing it That and I have no clue who we'd do it with.
User avatar #39 - zplatter (03/15/2014) [-]
At least she's considerate ^_^ . I would say if it's a guy, your choice, if it's a girl, her choice. At least that's my view on 3ways. Or it can be discussed
User avatar #40 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
I think that's a fair point of view.
User avatar #24 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
Is it with another guy or another girl?
User avatar #28 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Either. It's not even that it with another guy would be gay or something, I just don't want to do it with anyone else, I may just be over attached or something.
User avatar #29 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
True. You like it more intimate?
User avatar #31 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, as I said above I'm more into it for the relationship than the booty.
User avatar #32 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
Well that's good. It's hard to maintain a relationship based on sex alone.
User avatar #33 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Well, it's also one of the main problems with our relationship, she's a little more transient and I prefer something more permanent. We joke about how it's normally the girl who's more attached.
User avatar #36 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
Haha yeah. My ex was, while I wouldn't say "transient", always getting dumped by her boyfriends. I was the first she ever dumped, and the longest lasting (over a year).
User avatar #37 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Me and my girlfriend had our one year anniversary in January, I'd like to think we're still going strong. And maybe transient wasn't the right word but she's got the mentality of someone who's single, though I don't think she'd cheat or anything.
User avatar #42 - ScottP (03/15/2014) [-]
Well I'd hate to sound pessimistic, but you never really know the status unless it ends. For the longest time you'll gloss over the bad times because all you'll remember are the good times. But I wish the two of you good luck!
User avatar #43 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
Thanks for the luck, knowing myself I may need it.
#78 - Honestly the girl on the left is prettier in my opinion... Alt… 03/15/2014 on Hepburn? more like Hotburn 0
#68 - I think a forged lawn-mower blade with a handle would be more …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Ukraine 0
#110 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
The weapon weights about 7 pounds, its 3 feet long and the handle has room for two hands if needed to chop wood or dual handle vs. the mecha polar bears of the north. Also deflects their radioactive laser beams due to the Canadite it was sharpened with.
I'd say its a good weapon.

In all honest its more of a sword, and its length makes it uncomfortable at times but i LARP around with it all the time without getting tired or suffering fatal blows from Gralmack the vile's axe.
User avatar #83 - exotic (03/15/2014) [-]
light it on fire and call it the shiskebab
#66 - I feel bad for the police, they have families too. They're jus… 03/15/2014 on Ukraine +1
#81 - If the graphics were better I'd try to play Dwarf Fortress, bu…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Losing is fun 0
User avatar #176 - niceguyguy (03/15/2014) [-]
Try graphics packs, use the lazy newb pack to install them if you like it comes with some options and useful tools to use in your games. www.bay12forums.com/smf/?topic=59026.0
#144 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
>I'm so fucking casual that I need pretty things to look at.
User avatar #191 - departed (03/16/2014) [-]
There's a difference between bitching about graphics cause you're a swaggot and complaining about playing a game that uses ascii characters in 2014...
User avatar #82 - Shramin (03/15/2014) [-]
Try Gnomeria
User avatar #83 - departed (03/15/2014) [-]
That looks good... Reminds me of Banished.
#118 - One of those guys looked like he had hair on his tongue.... … 03/15/2014 on Florida Mugshot Comp Part 3... +2
#69 - Notifications are great.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2014 on As the crow flies 0
User avatar #71 - adplum (03/15/2014) [-]
ikr
User avatar #103 - lordleto (03/15/2014) [-]
here's one more (:
User avatar #104 - adplum (03/15/2014) [-]
tyty
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