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#98 - 1. Depending on flow. Sometimes my girlfriend has a light flow…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/18/2014 on There will be blood 0
#99 - moonmoonsmom (03/18/2014) [-]
Well yeah, there's no reason a girl SHOULDN'T buy condoms. It's her sex life too, after all.
User avatar #101 - departed (03/18/2014) [-]
I've heard about people having problems with that. "It's embarrassing!!!"
#102 - moonmoonsmom (03/18/2014) [-]
In my opinion, if you're too embarrassed to buy condoms, you're not really mature enough for sex. Unless you're embarrassed because the cashier is a little old lady. You can feel their silent judgments. But IDGAF, because sex. lol
User avatar #103 - departed (03/18/2014) [-]
My point in the end was, if you're going to make your guy drive/walk to the store to buy you some pads/tampons just because your crotch is bleeding then that makes you an ass, and if he does it you don't deserve him, if you can go you should go.
#105 - moonmoonsmom (03/18/2014) [-]
Why would a guy be so resistant to doing such a small favor for his girlfriend though? Especially when her underwear, pants, and driver's seat are at risk? Not to mention the public humiliation of walking around with a blood stain on your butt.
User avatar #111 - departed (03/18/2014) [-]
I ALREADY SAID MULTIPLE TIMES IF YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT I HAVE NO PROBLEMS
#188 - moonmoonsmom (03/18/2014) [-]
Damn nigga chill o.o
User avatar #189 - departed (03/18/2014) [-]
I've just had to repeat that fact about 3-4 times. Get's a bit annoying.
#95 - Nah it's fine. 03/17/2014 on There will be blood 0
#93 - "If you're completely out of tampons or pads, I understan…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2014 on There will be blood 0
User avatar #94 - assrocket (03/17/2014) [-]
Ah, oops. Nevermind me.
User avatar #95 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
Nah it's fine.
#87 - I still don't see why she can't go get it herself. Just becaus…  [+] (20 new replies) 03/17/2014 on There will be blood 0
User avatar #107 - psykobear (03/18/2014) [-]
You know, there might be a possibility that he was already in town and it saved gas? Maybe she had a lot of stuff to do that day and just got back? Maybe she's taking care of a kid? Not everyone who asks someone to do something for them is being lazy.
User avatar #113 - departed (03/18/2014) [-]
A. If she had a lot of stuff to do that day and just got back, that's her own damn problem she should have got it when she was out.
B/C/D/E/F. Read my other posts.
User avatar #209 - psykobear (03/18/2014) [-]
"That's her own damn problem"
Well, I would want to help my significant other if she was tired from being out all day by going to pick something up for her, or even getting it on the way home.
User avatar #211 - departed (03/18/2014) [-]
I put that wrong, I've had a kinda stressful day. Sorry. I probably could have worded that better.
User avatar #114 - departed (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh and for the kid one, I'll look after the baby for an hour while you get your stuff, maybe I'd had a long day and just got home from work.
User avatar #210 - psykobear (03/18/2014) [-]
And that's a possibility, but we know none of these things, they're a cartoon. There are many reasons why she might not be able to get it herself, but we don't know these, because they aren't real.
#97 - moonmoonsmom (03/17/2014) [-]
1) I'm assuming you're a male for saying it's not "THAT much blood," because I think a female would know that for the first 2-3 days it is, indeed, a metric shit-ton of blood. Merely standing up opens the floodgates. 2) Periods are not always regular. They can sneak up on us after we've run out of supplies and haven't had time to go get more, so we get stuck at home. 3) If our partner's already at the store, what's the point in wasting more gas when he can pick it up there? It's not something a guy should be embarrassed about anyway, and he'll normally get extra affection for doing it.
User avatar #98 - departed (03/18/2014) [-]
1. Depending on flow. Sometimes my girlfriend has a light flow and is fine other times, as you've said floodgates.
2. "If you're completely out of tampons or pads, I understand, sure."
3. If you're there I can see it.
4. Fine, then girls have to buy the condoms. Fair is fair.
#99 - moonmoonsmom (03/18/2014) [-]
Well yeah, there's no reason a girl SHOULDN'T buy condoms. It's her sex life too, after all.
User avatar #101 - departed (03/18/2014) [-]
I've heard about people having problems with that. "It's embarrassing!!!"
#102 - moonmoonsmom (03/18/2014) [-]
In my opinion, if you're too embarrassed to buy condoms, you're not really mature enough for sex. Unless you're embarrassed because the cashier is a little old lady. You can feel their silent judgments. But IDGAF, because sex. lol
User avatar #103 - departed (03/18/2014) [-]
My point in the end was, if you're going to make your guy drive/walk to the store to buy you some pads/tampons just because your crotch is bleeding then that makes you an ass, and if he does it you don't deserve him, if you can go you should go.
#105 - moonmoonsmom (03/18/2014) [-]
Why would a guy be so resistant to doing such a small favor for his girlfriend though? Especially when her underwear, pants, and driver's seat are at risk? Not to mention the public humiliation of walking around with a blood stain on your butt.
User avatar #111 - departed (03/18/2014) [-]
I ALREADY SAID MULTIPLE TIMES IF YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT I HAVE NO PROBLEMS
#188 - moonmoonsmom (03/18/2014) [-]
Damn nigga chill o.o
User avatar #189 - departed (03/18/2014) [-]
I've just had to repeat that fact about 3-4 times. Get's a bit annoying.
User avatar #92 - assrocket (03/17/2014) [-]
I agree.
However, she might have run out of tampons/pads and not had the foresight to buy more (irregular periods or bad memory). And toilet paper substitutes aren't as strong as we think. It is also bulky and shifts around a lot.
But yeah. If you can't go down to the shops during your period wearing a tampon/pad you may need to see a doctor. That shit ain't normal.
User avatar #93 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
"If you're completely out of tampons or pads, I understand, sure." I covered that... I hope that doesn't come off to callous.
User avatar #94 - assrocket (03/17/2014) [-]
Ah, oops. Nevermind me.
User avatar #95 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
Nah it's fine.
#55 - Well America used to be British and Spanish a bit. , so… 03/17/2014 on Americanas 0
#30 - *Tries not to look suspicious.*  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on (untitled) +6
#35 - suspicious (03/17/2014) [-]
Too late
#29 - Picture 03/17/2014 on (untitled) +3
#142 - Well in real life probably about 98% of the ammo is shot as co…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on 212th Battalion 0
User avatar #143 - schneidend (03/17/2014) [-]
Well, it is a movie, and a very pulp fiction style space opera movie at that. Protracted firefights from behind cover just aren't in the style for the kind of fiction Star Wars originally fell under. Nowadays, yeah, there's more of an emphasis on slightly more realistic and grittier warfare in Star Wars media, but armor is also more effective. Although, hell, even in Empire Strikes Back, Darth Vader's armor deflected a blow from Luke's lightsaber. Granted, it still hurt, but it didn't maim or kill him.
#140 - Yeah I suppose, but then the person you're fighting is a terri…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2014 on 212th Battalion 0
User avatar #141 - schneidend (03/17/2014) [-]
How so? Most bullets in real warfare don't hit their mark due to countless factors, either. It has nothing to do with poor marksmanship or bad luck.
User avatar #142 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
Well in real life probably about 98% of the ammo is shot as covering fire at walls and possible enemy locations, well and fucking around. In Star Wars they just seemed to be more accurate...
User avatar #143 - schneidend (03/17/2014) [-]
Well, it is a movie, and a very pulp fiction style space opera movie at that. Protracted firefights from behind cover just aren't in the style for the kind of fiction Star Wars originally fell under. Nowadays, yeah, there's more of an emphasis on slightly more realistic and grittier warfare in Star Wars media, but armor is also more effective. Although, hell, even in Empire Strikes Back, Darth Vader's armor deflected a blow from Luke's lightsaber. Granted, it still hurt, but it didn't maim or kill him.
#34 - 20,020$+ 10% tax... Damn. 03/17/2014 on This is what my college... 0
#31 - Honestly if you do it in the shower and keep water running ove…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on 5?!? +4
#90 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/17/2014) [-]
And here I am, using a machine razor.
#30 - There's one to help you recover. 03/17/2014 on 5?!? +3
#8165223 - Thanks, you don't look to bad yourself.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #8165229 - adunsaveme (03/17/2014) [-]
o u
#35 - But that doesn't mean he couldn't have caught it. If it doesn'… 03/17/2014 on 3cool5me 0
#119 - Why do they wear armor if they die in like one hit either way...?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/17/2014 on 212th Battalion 0
User avatar #152 - huntergriff (03/18/2014) [-]
they don't die in one hit. hell in the clone wars, you can see multiple clones through out the show take multiple hits to the armor and they'll still keep going.

The armor significantly reduced damage to the wearer from a blaster bolt, but it could be completely penetrated by a more powerful cannon blast. The most obvious function of the armor was protection against weapons fire and battlefield hazards. The armor, and the body glove worn beneath, were designed to disperse the energy of a blaster bolt and insulate the wearer, lessening injury. Although standard armor lacked the durability to make the wearer immune to cannon fire, it could partially deflect or disperse energy from low, medium, and high-energy blaster bolts; though the wearer may be incapacitated, survival would allow the trooper to receive advanced medical treatment that may return him to service. It also deflected stun beams, and served as excellent protection against explosions and shrapnel, thereby drastically reducing the effective casualty radius of fragmentation weapons used against troops wearing such armor.
User avatar #153 - departed (03/18/2014) [-]
I never watched the Clone Wars, so I apologize and they look pretty dead when they get hit in the movies, but as you said they're probably incapacitated. Thanks for the lore or w.e.
User avatar #139 - schneidend (03/17/2014) [-]
Environmental hazards, shrapnel, non-lightsaber melee weapons, and glancing blows from blasters that would maim or cripple you for life if you didn't have the armor. Wouldn't you rather your shoulder guard melted instead of your ACTUAL SHOULDER?
User avatar #140 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose, but then the person you're fighting is a terrible shot, or just very unlucky.
User avatar #141 - schneidend (03/17/2014) [-]
How so? Most bullets in real warfare don't hit their mark due to countless factors, either. It has nothing to do with poor marksmanship or bad luck.
User avatar #142 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
Well in real life probably about 98% of the ammo is shot as covering fire at walls and possible enemy locations, well and fucking around. In Star Wars they just seemed to be more accurate...
User avatar #143 - schneidend (03/17/2014) [-]
Well, it is a movie, and a very pulp fiction style space opera movie at that. Protracted firefights from behind cover just aren't in the style for the kind of fiction Star Wars originally fell under. Nowadays, yeah, there's more of an emphasis on slightly more realistic and grittier warfare in Star Wars media, but armor is also more effective. Although, hell, even in Empire Strikes Back, Darth Vader's armor deflected a blow from Luke's lightsaber. Granted, it still hurt, but it didn't maim or kill him.
User avatar #120 - boneblast (03/17/2014) [-]
i guess it could be for environmental protection and opponents who are unarmed or a using stuff like vibroblades or rocks
#1 - I hate it when people use the default desktop background... Al…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on I have boy's room and... +1
#3 - natabre (03/17/2014) [-]
Agreed, here's mine.
#45 - It took me a year and a half to memorize my own house number... 03/17/2014 on I feel bad for Kevin 0
#142 - Still faster than anyone I know. 03/17/2014 on EUW still the best... 0
#135 - That is literally insane.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2014 on EUW still the best... 0
User avatar #138 - audisek (03/17/2014) [-]
Nah, that is 21st century.
User avatar #142 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
Still faster than anyone I know.
#131 - I was expecting around 50$. I may just move to the Czech Repub…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2014 on EUW still the best... 0
#134 - audisek (03/17/2014) [-]
I think my connection can be even faster and it’s only slowed by my 100mbps router.
User avatar #135 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
That is literally insane.
User avatar #138 - audisek (03/17/2014) [-]
Nah, that is 21st century.
User avatar #142 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
Still faster than anyone I know.
User avatar #133 - audisek (03/17/2014) [-]
Don’t do so. This is a post-communist, politically and economically third-world country..
#130 - Would you happen to know if Shaw is on that list?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on EUW still the best... 0
User avatar #132 - ryuggu (03/17/2014) [-]
it was pretty long time ago... Try to look after "riot banned internet providers" or something like that.
#127 - Shiiiiiiittt... How much are you paying for that??  [+] (7 new replies) 03/17/2014 on EUW still the best... 0
User avatar #129 - audisek (03/17/2014) [-]
390 Kč per month, that is ~ $19.8 per month
User avatar #131 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
I was expecting around 50$. I may just move to the Czech Republic. >.>
#134 - audisek (03/17/2014) [-]
I think my connection can be even faster and it’s only slowed by my 100mbps router.
User avatar #135 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
That is literally insane.
User avatar #138 - audisek (03/17/2014) [-]
Nah, that is 21st century.
User avatar #142 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
Still faster than anyone I know.
User avatar #133 - audisek (03/17/2014) [-]
Don’t do so. This is a post-communist, politically and economically third-world country..
#124 - This is my internet and my rig isn't too bad either. I still g…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/17/2014 on EUW still the best... 0
User avatar #128 - ryuggu (03/17/2014) [-]
there was plenty of internet providers, who got banned or something from riot or the other way. it can be that you have one of those and thats why you lag. comcast op
User avatar #130 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
Would you happen to know if Shaw is on that list?
User avatar #132 - ryuggu (03/17/2014) [-]
it was pretty long time ago... Try to look after "riot banned internet providers" or something like that.
#126 - audisek (03/17/2014) [-]
This is my connection with Vancouver, I live 8350 km away, in Czech Republic (I get with local server 95/95 mbps) and I still lag on both EU LoL servers. Dota servers are all excellent.
User avatar #127 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
Shiiiiiiittt... How much are you paying for that??
User avatar #129 - audisek (03/17/2014) [-]
390 Kč per month, that is ~ $19.8 per month
User avatar #131 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
I was expecting around 50$. I may just move to the Czech Republic. >.>
#134 - audisek (03/17/2014) [-]
I think my connection can be even faster and it’s only slowed by my 100mbps router.
User avatar #135 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
That is literally insane.
User avatar #138 - audisek (03/17/2014) [-]
Nah, that is 21st century.
User avatar #142 - departed (03/17/2014) [-]
Still faster than anyone I know.
User avatar #133 - audisek (03/17/2014) [-]
Don’t do so. This is a post-communist, politically and economically third-world country..
#43 - I can totally see someone decapitating themselves with the lig…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Lightsaber Hilts 0
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/17/2014) [-]
They are not as powerful for that very reason
#21 - But you can do that... Static electricity is more harmful to y…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2014 on (untitled) +64
User avatar #111 - jazpinder (03/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, but you'd need to dry it for a fortnight before doing anything with it.
User avatar #99 - gobnick (03/16/2014) [-]
actually pure water in general will not cause a short in electronics, however, water high in particulates can easily, without those particulates there would be no medium for the electricity to pass through and find another connection with.
(for instance the mythbusters where they pointed out that a car battery cannot actually pass a current to a canister filled with black powder to get it to ignite, the salinity level or particulate level has to be incredibly high)
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