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#154 - Yeah, every once and awhile in the poorer neighborhoods. If yo… 03/31/2014 on Might as well try Oc 0

#153 - Why did you choose such a bland colour? Just wondering. [+] (3 replies) 03/31/2014 on Might as well try Oc 0

#190 - tripscausedthis (03/31/2014) [-]

i wanted thumb green. didnt give an exact code.....got this

#210 - departed (04/01/2014) [-]

Sucks. Love your stories btw.

#211 - tripscausedthis (04/01/2014) [-]

thanks man, thats good to hear.

#152 - If you're joking **** you. If you're not and this is a honest … [+] (12 replies) 03/31/2014 on Might as well try Oc +2

#160 - stalini (03/31/2014) [-]

so if someone invades your house and you defend yourself with the most efficient way, you'll get fined?

#169 - astravaofboletaria (03/31/2014) [-]

Sometimes shit like that happens even in Texas. Even by using a gun to protect yourself when someone breaks into your own home legal bullshit can be used against you somehow.

#161 - departed (03/31/2014) [-]

Fined in court costs and maybe more.
www.torontosun.com/2013/01/04/protecting-your-home-family-a-risky-move-in-canada

#162 - stalini (03/31/2014) [-]

that's fucked up.

#164 - moshimoshi (03/31/2014) [-]

I live in Sweden and I love hunting, guns and shooting. I joined a pistol club a year or so ago and will buy some handfuns this summer. However, imagine this scenario:

Say I wake up one night because someone is thrashing my house. I get my 9mm from the safe conviniently placed in my bedroom and sneak down. Flip on the lights and yell "FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKER!". The thief is high as a kite and charges me with a knife and I shoot him three times, he dies.

Now, we have a law that allows violence in self defense, but if the above happened I would definitely lose my guns, and likely get 5-8 years in prison for manslaughter. After getting out of jail i would NOT get a weapon license for at least 5 more years. Truth to tell, instead of just shooting to wound/stop an attacker a better bet is to kill him and bury him out in the woods and hope to never get caught. Our laws suck, our police sucks and our courts suck most of all.Criminals are all but untouchable and law-abiding weapon owners get targeted every time there's been a shooting. Take good care of your second amendment, Americans.

#174 - stalini (03/31/2014) [-]

I ain't American

but yeah, that sucks

#163 - departed (03/31/2014) [-]

Yeah I suppose it is. There aren't many thieves though so it's not too bad.

#155 - cocainecowboy (03/31/2014) [-]

canada seems weird. easy to get a gun, here, but fire it in your back alley and youll be in jail pretty fast.

trust me, when I say "weird" I don't mean 'bad'. actually seems chill in canada

#156 - departed (03/31/2014) [-]

Yeah it's pretty chill. Boring though if you live in one of the more naturey parts of Canada. Especially for me as I prefer cities tenfold.

#157 - cocainecowboy (03/31/2014) [-]

ohh, see id rather live in the country since I live kind of in the suburbs now. but I can see what you mean. definitely plan on visiting there sometime.

#159 - departed (03/31/2014) [-]

Well if you like nature Canada is the best place on earth. I live in B.C. so there's forests and mountains galore. If you like plains and farmland go to Alberta or Saskatchewan. If you're up for snowball fighting or ice skating go to Quebec Might wana learn French before you go there though. . The bigger cities are in Ontario, and Newfoundland and P.E.I. look rather boring. Oh and if you want to go all Bear Grylls head up to the territories. This is all just in case you wanted to know more.

#201 - cocainecowboy (03/31/2014) [-]

awesome, this is good shit to know honestly. I appreciate it!

have a creepy gif.

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#181 - heartlessstoner (03/31/2014) [-]

Is that #1?

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#303 - **departed rolled image ** It's only creepy if they make it creepy. 03/29/2014 on it's really creepy to. 0

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#105 - satrenkotheone (03/29/2014) [-]

IKR?

#650 - I'd probably post but all my pictures are on my laptop and I'm… 03/29/2014 on Ugliest people of FJ 0

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#2299 - Yes and I play xbox, but don't treat me any different than oth… 03/29/2014 on Cool/good looking people of FJ +1

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