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#163 - Yeah I suppose it is. There aren't many thieves though so it's… 03/31/2014 on Might as well try Oc 0
#161 - Fined in court costs and maybe more.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Might as well try Oc 0
#162 - stalini (03/31/2014) [-]
that's fucked up.
User avatar #164 - moshimoshi (03/31/2014) [-]
I live in Sweden and I love hunting, guns and shooting. I joined a pistol club a year or so ago and will buy some handfuns this summer. However, imagine this scenario:

Say I wake up one night because someone is thrashing my house. I get my 9mm from the safe conviniently placed in my bedroom and sneak down. Flip on the lights and yell "FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKER!". The thief is high as a kite and charges me with a knife and I shoot him three times, he dies.

Now, we have a law that allows violence in self defense, but if the above happened I would definitely lose my guns, and likely get 5-8 years in prison for manslaughter. After getting out of jail i would NOT get a weapon license for at least 5 more years. Truth to tell, instead of just shooting to wound/stop an attacker a better bet is to kill him and bury him out in the woods and hope to never get caught. Our laws suck, our police sucks and our courts suck most of all.Criminals are all but untouchable and law-abiding weapon owners get targeted every time there's been a shooting. Take good care of your second amendment, Americans.
#174 - stalini (03/31/2014) [-]
I ain't American

but yeah, that sucks
User avatar #163 - departed (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose it is. There aren't many thieves though so it's not too bad.
#159 - Well if you like nature Canada is the best place on earth. I l…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Might as well try Oc +1
#201 - cocainecowboy (03/31/2014) [-]
awesome, this is good shit to know honestly. I appreciate it!

have a creepy gif.
#182 - The sights on those blasters might be off by a tiny bit... Jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Stormtroopers 0
User avatar #188 - Funnel (03/31/2014) [-]
Doubt it, stormtroopers has great aim with them anyways..
#156 - Yeah it's pretty chill. Boring though if you live in one of th…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Might as well try Oc 0
User avatar #157 - cocainecowboy (03/31/2014) [-]
ohh, see id rather live in the country since I live kind of in the suburbs now. but I can see what you mean. definitely plan on visiting there sometime.
User avatar #159 - departed (03/31/2014) [-]
Well if you like nature Canada is the best place on earth. I live in B.C. so there's forests and mountains galore. If you like plains and farmland go to Alberta or Saskatchewan. If you're up for snowball fighting or ice skating go to Quebec Might wana learn French before you go there though. . The bigger cities are in Ontario, and Newfoundland and P.E.I. look rather boring. Oh and if you want to go all Bear Grylls head up to the territories. This is all just in case you wanted to know more.
#201 - cocainecowboy (03/31/2014) [-]
awesome, this is good shit to know honestly. I appreciate it!

have a creepy gif.
#92 - Stay up doing that all nighttttt... ;) 03/31/2014 on More like 4:00am 0
#154 - Yeah, every once and awhile in the poorer neighborhoods. If yo… 03/31/2014 on Might as well try Oc 0
#153 - Why did you choose such a bland colour? Just wondering.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Might as well try Oc 0
User avatar #190 - tripscausedthis (03/31/2014) [-]
i wanted thumb green. didnt give an exact code.....got this
User avatar #210 - departed (04/01/2014) [-]
Sucks. Love your stories btw.
User avatar #211 - tripscausedthis (04/01/2014) [-]
thanks man, thats good to hear.
#152 - If you're joking **** you. If you're not and this…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Might as well try Oc +2
#160 - stalini (03/31/2014) [-]
so if someone invades your house and you defend yourself with the most efficient way, you'll get fined?
#169 - astravaofboletaria (03/31/2014) [-]
Sometimes shit like that happens even in Texas. Even by using a gun to protect yourself when someone breaks into your own home legal bullshit can be used against you somehow.
#162 - stalini (03/31/2014) [-]
that's fucked up.
User avatar #164 - moshimoshi (03/31/2014) [-]
I live in Sweden and I love hunting, guns and shooting. I joined a pistol club a year or so ago and will buy some handfuns this summer. However, imagine this scenario:

Say I wake up one night because someone is thrashing my house. I get my 9mm from the safe conviniently placed in my bedroom and sneak down. Flip on the lights and yell "FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKER!". The thief is high as a kite and charges me with a knife and I shoot him three times, he dies.

Now, we have a law that allows violence in self defense, but if the above happened I would definitely lose my guns, and likely get 5-8 years in prison for manslaughter. After getting out of jail i would NOT get a weapon license for at least 5 more years. Truth to tell, instead of just shooting to wound/stop an attacker a better bet is to kill him and bury him out in the woods and hope to never get caught. Our laws suck, our police sucks and our courts suck most of all.Criminals are all but untouchable and law-abiding weapon owners get targeted every time there's been a shooting. Take good care of your second amendment, Americans.
#174 - stalini (03/31/2014) [-]
I ain't American

but yeah, that sucks
User avatar #163 - departed (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah I suppose it is. There aren't many thieves though so it's not too bad.
User avatar #155 - cocainecowboy (03/31/2014) [-]
canada seems weird. easy to get a gun, here, but fire it in your back alley and youll be in jail pretty fast.

trust me, when I say "weird" I don't mean 'bad'. actually seems chill in canada
User avatar #156 - departed (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah it's pretty chill. Boring though if you live in one of the more naturey parts of Canada. Especially for me as I prefer cities tenfold.
User avatar #157 - cocainecowboy (03/31/2014) [-]
ohh, see id rather live in the country since I live kind of in the suburbs now. but I can see what you mean. definitely plan on visiting there sometime.
User avatar #159 - departed (03/31/2014) [-]
Well if you like nature Canada is the best place on earth. I live in B.C. so there's forests and mountains galore. If you like plains and farmland go to Alberta or Saskatchewan. If you're up for snowball fighting or ice skating go to Quebec Might wana learn French before you go there though. . The bigger cities are in Ontario, and Newfoundland and P.E.I. look rather boring. Oh and if you want to go all Bear Grylls head up to the territories. This is all just in case you wanted to know more.
#201 - cocainecowboy (03/31/2014) [-]
awesome, this is good shit to know honestly. I appreciate it!

have a creepy gif.
#162 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on NSA Caught Slippin +6
User avatar #181 - heartlessstoner (03/31/2014) [-]
Is that #1?
#177 - I feel somewhat insulted and yet urged to thumb it up. 03/30/2014 on men +4
#303 - **departed rolled image ** It's only creepy if they make it creepy. 03/29/2014 on it's really creepy to. 0
#104 - FunnyJunk, bringing people together since a few years ago.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on eat that cheeseburger blondie 0
User avatar #105 - satrenkotheone (03/29/2014) [-]
IKR?
#650 - I'd probably post but all my pictures are on my laptop and I'm… 03/29/2014 on Ugliest people of FJ 0
#649 - So I take it you can read quite well? 03/29/2014 on Ugliest people of FJ 0
#2299 - Yes and I play xbox, but don't treat me any different than oth… 03/29/2014 on Cool/good looking people of FJ +1
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#2272 - **departed rolled image ** You know I woulldddd... But it's…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Cool/good looking people of FJ +1
User avatar #2288 - joshlol (03/29/2014) [-]
a-a-are you a grill?
User avatar #2299 - departed (03/29/2014) [-]
Yes and I play xbox, but don't treat me any different than other gamers I want to be equal. Oh but always help me out first tho.
P.S. I actually only want attention.
#94 - Wasn't it also painful for her to walk on land?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2014 on Ariel 0
#101 - disies (03/29/2014) [-]
True, and...Duude
#507 - Picture 03/28/2014 on Cringe Compilation 13 0
#135 - Is that Northernlion? 03/26/2014 on Gotta try 0
#15 - The chick in the yellow bandanna in the back is like "Thi… 03/24/2014 on Cant you see im a strong... 0
#46 - Color cameras were more expensive, so I suppose not as many pe… 03/24/2014 on Picture from the past... 0
#134 - THE ONE ******* TIME....  [+] (7 new replies) 03/24/2014 on How to fuck yourself over +10
User avatar #141 - youngneil (03/24/2014) [-]
Even when you aren't playing it, Dark Souls fucks you over.
#139 - zekeon (03/24/2014) [-]
>Dark Souls' fw
User avatar #143 - theflamingbrownie (03/24/2014) [-]
Who the fuck would change a picture with text into a tiny ass unreadable gif just so they could animate a single frame of it.
User avatar #149 - zekeon (03/24/2014) [-]
Two panels, pay attention.
#197 - vladimirherzog (03/24/2014) [-]
actually they are all slightly animated, you can see some noise in each frame, but i doubt it was intentional, also ill go fuck myself for being a smartass on internet
User avatar #207 - zekeon (03/24/2014) [-]
All gifs are like that though.
User avatar #151 - theflamingbrownie (03/24/2014) [-]
Oh jeez, don't I feel like a total dufus now.
#133 - **departed rolls 55** Dubs and I wait another month after DS…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/24/2014 on How to fuck yourself over +11
User avatar #134 - departed (03/24/2014) [-]
THE ONE FUCKING TIME....
User avatar #141 - youngneil (03/24/2014) [-]
Even when you aren't playing it, Dark Souls fucks you over.
#139 - zekeon (03/24/2014) [-]
>Dark Souls' fw
User avatar #143 - theflamingbrownie (03/24/2014) [-]
Who the fuck would change a picture with text into a tiny ass unreadable gif just so they could animate a single frame of it.
User avatar #149 - zekeon (03/24/2014) [-]
Two panels, pay attention.
#197 - vladimirherzog (03/24/2014) [-]
actually they are all slightly animated, you can see some noise in each frame, but i doubt it was intentional, also ill go fuck myself for being a smartass on internet
User avatar #207 - zekeon (03/24/2014) [-]
All gifs are like that though.
User avatar #151 - theflamingbrownie (03/24/2014) [-]
Oh jeez, don't I feel like a total dufus now.
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