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#13457 - its too much work i thumbed latest 2  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #13467 - jokeface (07/14/2012) [-]
yo can you help me out? since your thumbing me up and everything lol. im getting hit by red thumbs over on another thread and id like to get them removed.
#13456 - I WILL THUMB UP EVERYTHING YOU LOVE... EVEN THOUGH I HATE THAT…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #13458 - jokeface (07/14/2012) [-]
lmao thank you
#13457 - denooo (07/14/2012) [-]
its too much work i thumbed latest 2
User avatar #13467 - jokeface (07/14/2012) [-]
yo can you help me out? since your thumbing me up and everything lol. im getting hit by red thumbs over on another thread and id like to get them removed.
#13453 - Yo, can fj help me write a poem for my girlfriend? 5 month ann…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/14/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#13529 - CIS White Male (07/14/2012) [-]
Little poppies, little hell flames,
Do you do no harm?

You flicker. I cannot touch you.
I put my hands among the flames. Nothing burns.

And it exhausts me to watch you
Flickering like that, wrinkly and clear red, like the skin of a mouth.

A mouth just bloodied.
Little bloody skirts!

There are fumes that I cannot touch.
Where are your opiates, your nauseous capsules?

If I could bleed, or sleep! -------------
If my mouth could marry a hurt like that!

Or your liquors seep to me, in this glass capsule,
Dulling and stilling.

But colorless. Colorless.
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#13494 - CIS White Male (07/14/2012) [-]
shit is so gay dude
User avatar #13555 - missingonebrick (07/14/2012) [-]
>writing a poem for your girlfriend
>gay

pick one.
User avatar #13462 - shoryuken (07/14/2012) [-]
describe your women
User avatar #13464 - shoryuken (07/14/2012) [-]
otherwise there is nothing to go off of
personality, interests, how you feel

just how it is
User avatar #13455 - jokeface (07/14/2012) [-]
roses are red
violets are purple
fuck, nothing rhymes with purple
happy 5 months, baby <3
#13456 - denooo (07/14/2012) [-]
I WILL THUMB UP EVERYTHING YOU LOVE... EVEN THOUGH I HATE THAT NEW CHANNEL
User avatar #13458 - jokeface (07/14/2012) [-]
lmao thank you
#13457 - denooo (07/14/2012) [-]
its too much work i thumbed latest 2
User avatar #13467 - jokeface (07/14/2012) [-]
yo can you help me out? since your thumbing me up and everything lol. im getting hit by red thumbs over on another thread and id like to get them removed.
User avatar #13454 - AnAwesomeAardvark (07/14/2012) [-]
Make sure you use the word "firm" a lot
#491 - **denooo rolled a random image posted in comment #552 at N…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2012 on Internet Suicide +15
User avatar #505 - donndee (07/14/2012) [-]
that's revelant
#513 - dabuddah (07/14/2012) [-]
A little too relevant...
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#5 - Thank you for the notification that made my day 07/12/2012 on lalalalaxitives's profile 0
#2 - idk what youre talking about man :P 07/11/2012 on denooo's profile 0
#11349 - Back off. She belongs to someone else 07/08/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#9677 - Hey fj, So i submitted a job application to a local grocer…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #9684 - stigmaticsynn (07/03/2012) [-]
It all actually depends on if they are hiring or not and if they see if your application is fit enough to be called back on. Like Usernameerror said, the best thing you can do is call back on the application and check that they are hiring and whatnot. If they are hiring and they say something like they haven't gotten to the applications yet, if you haven't heard anything yet in three days, call them back again. It's not being annoying, trust me, it's taking initiative and showing that you really want the job. Trust me, I've worked in management, and I know what the hiring managers are looking for.
User avatar #9678 - usernameerror (07/03/2012) [-]
they usually tell you in 1-3 or 3-5 days but I would recommend calling the grocery store within 1-3 days asking about the status of your application to show that you care about getting the job
#9659 - Dont reply 07/03/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#9658 - eww mac. have you tried /mature?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#9660 - CIS White Male (07/03/2012) [-]
it says the page is not found...
#9346 - If you pay for the both of you its a date 07/02/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#8530 - Im not great at cooking but im not so bad that all i can cook …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#8531 - spartanranger (06/29/2012) [-]
www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/emerils-chuck-wagon-chili-reci pe/index.html

There's a good chili recipe. I made it for a big family meal awhile back and they loved it. Not too hard in my opinion.

Another good one is reuban sandwiches, they're pretty easy to assemble and take only about an hour or so to make, and can feed a lot of people casually. I have my own recipe for them if you'd like it.
#8527 - Ok guys so a bunch of friends wants tp come over my house next…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#8661 - captainkoolaid (06/29/2012) [-]
Fuck EZ-Bake shit. Make some pot brownies. Your friends will appreciate you a lot more.
#8528 - spartanranger (06/29/2012) [-]
If you want the easy way out do Pizza Rolls, everyone loves those. But what kind of friends are they? (what kind of stuff are they used to eating/what do they like)
#8530 - denooo (06/29/2012) [-]
Im not great at cooking but im not so bad that all i can cook is pizza rolls. I was thinking more pasta recipies or chilis. I also dont wanna make anything that seem fast food-y.
#8531 - spartanranger (06/29/2012) [-]
www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/emerils-chuck-wagon-chili-reci pe/index.html

There's a good chili recipe. I made it for a big family meal awhile back and they loved it. Not too hard in my opinion.

Another good one is reuban sandwiches, they're pretty easy to assemble and take only about an hour or so to make, and can feed a lot of people casually. I have my own recipe for them if you'd like it.
#87 - sauce for 1?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 547 0
User avatar #114 - ipwnallnubz (06/29/2012) [-]
Strike Witches
#7888 - Hey guys! job interview soon (my first one so its not somethin…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #7960 - jzpotter (06/28/2012) [-]
Practice what to say, Firm handshake, Direct eye contact, Do NOT sit down until they tell you, and try to have a backup copy of your resume.
User avatar #7944 - frolfer (06/28/2012) [-]
smell nice and look clean shaven. have fresh breath and have a good smile liek you are so happy you got an interview. Wear a nice polo and Khaki shorts or pants depending on climate. speak with confidence and EYE CONTACT ALWAYS. try not to say Uh or um a lot. be ready to back up your weaknesses and turn them into strengths.\

good luck broski, money is fun
User avatar #7935 - Ninotori (06/28/2012) [-]
Regardless of whether its a nice place or a fucking fast food joint, dress WELL. Dress nice even. The fact that you do no matter where you are in the employment bracket stands out. They always say dress for the job you want not the job you have, so don't dress like you have no job.

Don't think of it like they are sitting there judging you, think of it this way. They are asking questions about the one thing you are the worlds foremost expert on: YOU! You are the expert in this situation and they have come to you. Don't be afraid, just answer honestly like an adult, if you made a mistake somewhere in your past just say what you would do now to amend that, etc.

Consider what they look for in that job when you answer questions. If it were food, they would want you to be well versed in food safety and cleanliness. So when they ask you questions, fill in the areas where that would apply. Say they asked you what you would do when you got done taking out the garbage in a deli; make sure you say you wash your hands!

Don't be afraid to throw a little bullshit around. If they ask questions like "when was a time you had to work in a team to get something done" or some bullshit, don't be afraid to say something that isnt true if you can't think of something. What they are looking for is that you understand what they want you to do, not that you've done everything under the sun.

Just go in, be civil, shake hands with a good grip, look them in the eye, don't be bothered by their questions, don't be afraid to take a few seconds to think, try to relax and not fidget, a bottle of water on hand is a good idea (you can take a sip when you need a minute to think and it won't look funny), wear antipersperant, make sure your clothes don't look worn out, easy stuff. Just make yourself look like a good member of society and act like a responsible adult.

And remember! The worst they can say is no. And that's ok. They say that to LOTS of people.
#7904 - necromonger (06/28/2012) [-]
Whatever you do, don't drink this before you go in.
User avatar #7900 - girrafalopegis (06/28/2012) [-]
Keep eye contact the entire time.
User avatar #7896 - hybridboxll (06/28/2012) [-]
Say you're good working in teams and you don't have any problem getting used to change. That will make the interviewer wet his pants.
#7891 - kabegamichu (06/28/2012) [-]
Smile that's something that messed me up >>;;;
#46 - You better make a post about how it went! 06/27/2012 on latiqua's profile 0
#7079 - close dem eyes 06/25/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#6699 - A nerf sword and a blowjob 06/25/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +4
#5832 - volunteer in a homeless shelter 06/23/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#5831 - Join the police in canada. bring your own water guns to impress 06/23/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
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#1 - CIS White Male (07/11/2012) [-]
Hey man if you can can you post the sleeper comic here? I'll give you a reward...
#2 to #1 - denooo (07/11/2012) [-]
idk what youre talking about man :P
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