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#16 - Honestly I can't stand most apple products. They're not very u…  [+] (30 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Yeah PC's are better +16
User avatar #273 - condormcninja (05/16/2013) [-]
The entire point of them is to be user friendly. Saying they're not is just bull shit, even if you don't like them you have to admit they're simple and easy as fuck to use.
#54 - N. Korean citizen (05/16/2013) [-]
Ive used XP for close to a decade and then finally made the switch to 7.
Took me about 4 hours to get comfortable with it.

Last year I got a Macbook (for developing & general web browsing), I have never used MAC OSX peviously, but it took me less than 1 hour to get comfortable with it.

User friendliness, check.

Expensive = made out of aluminum, glass and generally latest tech.
Battery life will rape anything running Windows. You can finish watching 2-3 full lenght movies, while browsing the net on full brightness, whereas with a Windows laptop you'd be lucky to finish watching the first half.
User avatar #229 - akkere (05/16/2013) [-]
I'll give you the user friendliness, because it's well-known Macs, as well as apple products in general, were designed to be user friendly.
However,

"Generally latest tech"
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AM7MM84/ref=s9_hps_bw_g147_ir01?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-7&pf_rd_r=0MFZ5N6FSNE0T9K9PPQ1&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1541592542&pf_rd_i=565108


www.amazon.com/Apple-MacBook-MD101LL-13-3-Inch-VERSION/dp/B0074703CM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1368732355&sr=8-1&keywords=macbook

Average Windows Laptop of Standard Quality; about $460 at Sale price ($600 Standard Pricing)

Macbook Pro Laptop of Similar Stats; About $1080 at Sale Price ($1800 at standard price)

Stock price of glass and aluminum doesn't amount to those numbers either (not that the materials are any special other than pure aesthetics), and they still request you have a case if you want insurance with their product.

Battery Life, though not mentioned on the Windows Laptop's page, reports to be great by numerous reviews, so there goes the "rape anything running windows"

I don't like to roll with fanatical Anti-Apple crew that's manifested with this site, but it's inaccurate statements like these that remind people why there's an anti-apple grouping in general.
#121 - N. Korean citizen (05/16/2013) [-]
My laptop has the same specs as your precious mac (i7, 8 GB Ram, mid end NVidea graphics), is made out of magnesium (magnesium > aluminum for strength) has 3 year all in service (hell I tossed my last one on the ground 4 times, it wasn't even dead and they still gave me a new one), battery life of about 9 hours and it costs "only" 1200 euro's where an equivalent mac costs about 1500 plus mine is more user serviceable and has twin SSD's (for a total of 384 Gigabyte).

You can like your mac but saying it's superior to any Windows pc is just wrong, maybe to some obscure Acer or something but those Acers cost 1/3 at max so that ain't a fair comparison.
User avatar #115 - garymotherfingoak (05/16/2013) [-]
latest tech? yeah , that's BS. you can buy a gaming laptop that can run BF3 perfectly for the price of a macbook that has some integrated bullshit.
#262 - andrz (05/16/2013) [-]
Yes, so because you can buy a PC with great techs, that means that macs dosent come with the latest? that makes perfect sense.
User avatar #326 - garymotherfingoak (05/16/2013) [-]
So it's the latest low end tech.
#170 - hylebus (05/16/2013) [-]
You're comparing 13" and 18,4" laptops. That's like comparing truck and sedan. If you want to compare, do it properly, dipshit.
User avatar #171 - yutdollacwwwthree (05/16/2013) [-]
You should try using the scroll wheel, it'd do you some good.

Scroll down on the apple page.
#173 - hylebus (05/16/2013) [-]
There is still no 18,4" apple laptop. And there will never be.
User avatar #176 - yutdollacwwwthree (05/16/2013) [-]
Because it would be $5,000
#177 - hylebus (05/16/2013) [-]
And do you have any facts for that? If not, please shut up.
You Apple-haters are way worse than applefags. And I hope both of these groups die.
#202 - N. Korean citizen (05/16/2013) [-]
No one ever said alienware's aren't overpriced. Build yourself a laptop, an $1000 Windows laptop can crucify a mac in all categories
#228 - hylebus (05/16/2013) [-]
All categories? Fine, tell me which $1000 Windows laptop has unibody aluminium chassis or Thunderbolt.
User avatar #147 - garymotherfingoak (05/16/2013) [-]
alienware is the Apple of the PC industry. even with their overpricing, the alienware for 2300 is much better than the 1600x900 macbook for 2700.
User avatar #167 - yutdollacwwwthree (05/16/2013) [-]
That was my point, I didn't really say it but I tried to imply it.
#83 - garawra (05/16/2013) [-]
I can agree with the user friendly bit. Battery life is a bit of an unfair comparison though. If you were to buy a $1000 ultrabook w/ windows it would typically have the same if not more battery life.
#53 - N. Korean citizen (05/16/2013) [-]
The iPhone is the most userfriendly shit you could ever get,

lelz smailizyy
#50 - hylebus (05/16/2013) [-]
Not very user friendly? Are you fucking kidding me? They're specifically designed to be user friendly, so even older people can use it.
Fucking haters with no real arguments.
User avatar #277 - necroshiz (05/16/2013) [-]
they're easy to use for simple tasks, I find pc's easier to use for everyday use.
#306 - hylebus (05/16/2013) [-]
Even for more complex tasks Mac OS X is equipped better than Windows, because thanks to BSD core it shares very important tool with Linux - console. Windows PowerShell is fine, but it has shit on any decent console implementation. As occassional Linux user, I find a lot of things easier to do with console than with GUI, because it takes considerably less time.
User avatar #335 - necroshiz (05/17/2013) [-]
I just mean for specific applications and navigation. I'm very keyboard shortcut oriented, whereas OSX is more focused on using the touchpad for navigation
User avatar #44 - cloughie (05/16/2013) [-]
I agree apart from one exception:

The iPod Classic. No other product comes close to its convenience and reliability.

It fits my needs perfectly: a no-frills mass music storage device.

Also, iTunes (although I don't buy the music off it) is much more user friendly in creating custom playlists and general pleasure. I tried a Zune and absolutely hated Xbox Music or whatever the fuck its called so returned it and got a new iPod Classic instead.

My only fault with the iPod classic is that the click-wheel seems to have a self-destruct button that goes off the minute the warranty expires.
User avatar #55 - ljxjlos (05/16/2013) [-]
Jep, the Ipod classic is probably the best piece of technology, ever. I mean, I don´t know shit about computers, pcs, macs, whatever, I´m not a gamer and as long as I can access the Internet with it and as long as it runs Age of Empires II, I´m okay with it.
But the Ipod classic is a completely different matter, I´ve had mine for 4 years now, with 80 GB on it, and it still runs perfectly like on the first day, I still have space on it for more music, even if I listen to tons of music. I love that thing.
User avatar #123 - cloughie (05/16/2013) [-]
Definitely, the one thing Apple's done so well they haven't had to change it for 6 years.
User avatar #126 - ljxjlos (05/16/2013) [-]
If they are ever going to discontinue it, I´ll buy 3 or 4 of them and just store them originally packaged so I´ll still have a new one if mine dies...I tried tons of different MP3 players before, because I easily manage to destory anything I own by clumsyness. Each one dead after half a year, if it lasted long..no chance that I´m ever going to use another thing.
User avatar #130 - cloughie (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm the exact same. I don't trust myself with an iPod Touch or an iPhone because I know I'll break it within 2 seconds of getting it.

It's why I have a Nokia smartphone and a Classic. They're made for me.
#21 - N. Korean citizen (05/16/2013) [-]
For the causal user they are very userfrendly. I can't speak much for a mac, but I got an iPhone. It's really easy to use if you only want to do basic stuff. Downloading and using appss, browsing internet and calling people is all simple. If you want to do something more advanced and/or configure it to your own liking, apple productes are shit.
User avatar #26 - rainbowrush (05/16/2013) [-]
If it's not drag and drop, don't want it. Fuck itunes.
#53 - But are you in love with me? 05/16/2013 on dennisc's profile 0
#26 - Yes! Thank God I'm not the only one hoping that they get together. 05/16/2013 on Shippin' Borra like FedEx +5
#46 - I bet the faggot was trying to reenact that gallon smashing shit 05/14/2013 on something punny +3
#15 - Crona's gender isn't given because it's really not an importan…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Goddamn it, Maka +6
User avatar #16 - tojimajia (05/13/2013) [-]
so? Its important enough for me to assign a gender to her.
like any good state if you don't have a gender the state will assign on e to them (its a law joke)
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#51 - Have you found the vids yet? 05/13/2013 on anon 0
#107 - Its funny because Dani Daniels is a porn star and has been ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Girlfriend for a day +1
#110 - danidaniels (05/07/2013) [-]
THANK YOU!!!
#106 - **dennisc rolled user someponynew ** 05/07/2013 on Girlfriend for a day 0
#5 - Actually dogs and cats can both see color, just not the color red.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Somewhere over the... +57
User avatar #40 - carboniteponeight (05/08/2013) [-]
then why do they chase laser lights?
User avatar #20 - asharknamedcarl (05/08/2013) [-]
Why do cats chase laser pointers then?
#22 - deathstare (05/08/2013) [-]
The color red is not invisible, it's a shade of a color. they are attracted to the lasers because of the rapid movement that mimics mice
User avatar #13 - darthmowgli (05/07/2013) [-]
Is that why bulls?
#18 - jabzilla (05/08/2013) [-]
actually bulls react to movement...not the color red. so if you see a bull you stand the fuck still. thank mythbusters :D
#16 - strictlypornos (05/07/2013) [-]
yes
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#549 - Everyone is making creative looking stuff and I'm just sitting… 05/05/2013 on Silk +5
#13 - I like where this is going. 05/05/2013 on me 0
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#16 - I actually kind of miss commando pro now. I cant stab someone …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Call Of Duty In A Nut Shell +16
User avatar #51 - deltadevilbladebtu (05/05/2013) [-]
What I find funny about me in black ops 2, I am better with just the combat knife then the balistic knife
User avatar #19 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2013) [-]
Whats even more annoying is when someone does lung at you and hits air but stilll kills you. While you are in their face shoving your knife up their arse and the game says "nah bro you aren't stabbing him, just tickling". I was never a knifer to begin with but when the situation requires me to knife I get jack all and die.
User avatar #20 - sketchE (05/05/2013) [-]
or the ones where it acts like you stabbed them. you know how it pauses for a second like you just drove your knife into them so you sit there useless for a second
User avatar #22 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2013) [-]
Yeah that sucks as well especially when I'm doing well (I have a pistol only class, after watching a drift0r video, and I do extremely well and I get into the zone). One time I had to reload but the guy was right in front of me, I think he too had to reload as well, I would usually just try and reload but he was vulnerable and I would have the speed advantage. I ran right up into his face melee. I was literally up against his hitbox and then he knifed and killed me. In the kill cam my knife was right in his face and he backed up, after what would have been a kill, and knifed and it hit air but I died. I was standing where I had initially knifed him and he backed up (i didn't run forward after the first swipe) and he got me from 1m further back.

From then on I never try to knife and if both guns are out of ammo I will try reloading as it has a higher success rate then trying to knife someone.
User avatar #23 - sketchE (05/05/2013) [-]
i played a knife only class for a while. fun as hell for domination. i got more kills with tomahawks and stolen bettys then the knife itself
User avatar #25 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2013) [-]
I hate using betties. They may have the bigger blast radius but man everyone knows how to avoid them. Claymore all the way. Knowing how to place them will save you from getting sandwiched. Also if you are smart placing them in unexpected areas can earn you a funny kill. I have a few favourite spots to put them because it's a place where normally people just run through the area and not expect a face full of claymore. Not to sound hipster but I was using them way before wingsofredemtion made a video using them. Don't care if others use them as they don't know how to use them properly but I'm sure someone would say I only started using them after wings. A nice class to go with is a pistol only class(assuming you are using scavenger) plus claymore. Great rushing and defending class (depending how you build it).
User avatar #26 - sketchE (05/05/2013) [-]
no one ever seems to use claymores. mainly because theyre such a late level weapon i assume. its near impossible to get the challenges with them
User avatar #27 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2013) [-]
I see it now and then but poorly placed. People still prefer bouncing betties for some reason. They are more of a warning then a good way of picking kills. I find they are a bit too easy to use and doesn't give me that many kills in comparison to the claymore. Even a panic claymore (when you shit out of luck and you place it in front of you as an enemy comes at you or is shooting you close range) gives me a 80% chance of a revenge kill from it. Betties has a longer delay and they will just crouch after you die.

There are challenges for the claymore? I just use the however I want to. I even permanently unlock them when I finally decided to prestige. They are less helpful without scavenger still working my way to it.
User avatar #191 - sketchE (05/05/2013) [-]
the ones where you hack them and kill the owner or survive it with flack jacket then kill the owner
User avatar #192 - HeartOfTheDL (05/06/2013) [-]
Thats more of a engineer/blackhat challenge. I was thinking around the lines "get 500 kills with the claymore" sort of deal. In any case I don't go for challenges. Mindless fun and ultimate rage is my thing on CoD.
#109 - thenipplethief (05/05/2013) [-]
A serious discussion about Black Ops 2....
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#285 - I blame Obama 04/26/2013 on shits handled 0
#279 - I haven't read the manga and don't doubt you but the content s…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on shits handled 0
User avatar #283 - lavoire (04/26/2013) [-]
Rosaro + Vampire could go the way of the manga.

And I highly recommend it. Not only is it fucktastically amazing, it's complete.

Because this is where I would put season 3.

IF I HAD IT.
#285 - dennisc (04/26/2013) [-]
I blame Obama
#275 - It's just the main character fighting the fire nation. Moka wo…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2013 on shits handled 0
User avatar #278 - lavoire (04/26/2013) [-]
You read the manga?



Cause I won't spoil the real Rosario + Vampire for you if you haven't, but Tsukune in the manga could handle that shit, believe me. The show is good, but nowhere near the actual story from the manga.
User avatar #279 - dennisc (04/26/2013) [-]
I haven't read the manga and don't doubt you but the content says the main character in the last show you've watched.
User avatar #283 - lavoire (04/26/2013) [-]
Rosaro + Vampire could go the way of the manga.

And I highly recommend it. Not only is it fucktastically amazing, it's complete.

Because this is where I would put season 3.

IF I HAD IT.
#285 - dennisc (04/26/2013) [-]
I blame Obama
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#3525923 - Haven't played in awhile. Hue or nue?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #3525927 - blastizard (04/14/2013) [-]
No
#3525924 - N. Korean citizen (04/14/2013) [-]
nue
#30 - They don't have Netflix in Germany?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on It's a good day 0
User avatar #81 - charixxx (04/07/2013) [-]
No unfortunately not.
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#54 - werslty (05/17/2013) [-]
Results
User avatar #55 to #54 - dennisc (05/17/2013) [-]
Ah well. Thanks for scratching them all off.
User avatar #51 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
#53 to #51 - dennisc (05/16/2013) [-]
But are you in love with me?
User avatar #52 to #51 - tehbestever (05/16/2013) [-]
can you like stop
User avatar #50 - chuckstein (05/16/2013) [-]
We are one.
We are Bosami.
User avatar #49 - turva (03/04/2013) [-]
you have plenty of badges, ill buy them all! Send trade om selling everythign!
User avatar #41 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
Why?
#42 to #41 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
Too many mass messages. Sorry
User avatar #43 to #42 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
I sent out three in the past week....
#44 to #43 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
This is my inbox...
User avatar #45 to #44 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
over the course of a month.

am I like your only friend or something?
User avatar #46 to #45 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
The only one that sends out mass messages. I always hope its someone wanting an actual conversation and my hopes get crushed.
User avatar #47 to #46 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
you will get an alert if someone sends you a private message

I have like 30 MMs from just today...
User avatar #48 to #47 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
I get alerts pretty often from people replying to comments.
User avatar #39 to #38 - dennisc (11/30/2012) [-]
That is alright. Thank you :)
User avatar #37 - cantada (11/30/2012) [-]
Its fine I got enough garnet ty
User avatar #34 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
sneaking an extra raw in there i see!
User avatar #35 to #34 - dennisc (11/28/2012) [-]
Lol I multiplied wrong. It's 4am here. Do you want the extra one back?
User avatar #36 to #35 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
sure XD
User avatar #33 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
lol@thechickenegg
#29 - itemmaaan (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I would accept to joke around but I feel like you won't give it back
User avatar #30 to #29 - dennisc (11/27/2012) [-]
I'd give it back if you did. I wouldn't enjoy being branded as a thief by the board.
User avatar #28 - estevan (11/25/2012) [-]
Pink and white undead horse for the whole lot of tokens?
#27 - varreed (11/22/2012) [-]
will you trade me for 2 wooden chests?
User avatar #18 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
What do you want for those moldy sets? O:
User avatar #19 to #18 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
There isnt really anything in particular I'm looking for.
User avatar #20 to #19 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
I sent a trade
User avatar #21 to #20 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
Sorry man I feel as though they're worth more than that. I've been collecting them along with lotto tickets nonstop for a couple of days.
User avatar #22 to #21 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
I sent another, this time you can't decline it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
Alright, but do me a favor and post a pic showing what you got from them. I would like to know what items they actually drop.
User avatar #24 to #23 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
I've already opened them, but they dropped about 100 of each raw gem, 93 lottery tickets, 89 chocolate tickets, some fabric, a couple if meal tickets, 12 badges and some wood. Nothing good really.
User avatar #25 to #24 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
At least you can use the lotto tickets that they gave you. Hopefully you'll be able to get something good from them.
User avatar #26 to #25 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
Nope, used them too..
User avatar #15 - americuh (11/21/2012) [-]
i got enough clino for now
User avatar #14 - derpismaherpis (11/14/2012) [-]
My name is Dennis Cock. Nice username you got there!
User avatar #12 - maxmoefoe (10/23/2012) [-]
Nice zyzz delete
User avatar #13 to #12 - dennisc (10/23/2012) [-]
Yea well I wasnt expecting to get -4 thumbs the second I posted it.
#11 - catzombie (10/22/2012) [-]
I want your tokens, what can i trade you for it?
#9 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
thanks mate i would have settle for one key, so thank you :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - dennisc (10/13/2012) [-]
No problem, we both put up the same risk so I figured I'd give you half of the output :D
#5 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
if i give you a key and a bloodstone and it turns out you get more keys and chest will you give me a set?
User avatar #6 to #5 - dennisc (10/13/2012) [-]
Sure
#7 to #6 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
dont bullshit me.... here we go ;)
#8 to #7 - chupaflor (10/13/2012) [-]
you got four keys.
User avatar #4 - alZii (10/05/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
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