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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:5/29/2011
Last Login:8/15/2014
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Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Times Content Favorited:33 times
Total Comments Made:2461
FJ Points:13470
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#689 - **dennisc rolled a random image posted in comment #358886 a… 02/12/2013 on How Your Pet Sees You +1
#3020 - **dennisc rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at oo… 02/11/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed 0
#5 - http://scitoys.com/scitoys/scitoys/magnets/gauss.html …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on science +2
#28 - heisenberg (02/10/2013) [-]
This one will
http:// www.instructables. com/id/Make-poweful-a-green-railgun/
#854 - **dennisc rolled a random comment #215 posted by thenamesc… 02/09/2013 on What You Scream During Sex +4
#58 - Here you go bro 02/09/2013 on Who would burn a perfectly... 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2013 on Have her home by 8pm +71
User avatar #81 - rhetoricalfunny (02/09/2013) [-]
Please tell me more about how informed you are about current policies.
#34 - I tried spicing it up a little. I may have gone out of control. 02/08/2013 on Who would burn a perfectly... +9
#5839 - **dennisc rolled a random image posted in comment #357382 a… 02/08/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever 0
#5919 - **dennisc rolled a random comment #535224 posted by Prince… 02/08/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#1654 - **dennisc rolled a random image posted in comment #2982519 … 02/08/2013 on This is what you wake up to... 0
#3063 - **dennisc rolled a random comment #525602 posted by sunnyd… 02/07/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#4808 - **dennisc rolled a random image posted in comment #2763219 … 02/07/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever 0
#71 - Picture 02/06/2013 on Adorably scary gif +1
#6 - For any of you that wanted to read it. Or at least try to.  [+] (24 new replies) 02/05/2013 on #SWAG#YOLO +91
User avatar #169 - operationcomando (02/06/2013) [-]
I don't know how I did this but if you want to know what it says

Person 1: Oh my god whats up gurl? Going to see Skrillex tonight? Holla back , later bitch! xoxoxo(hugs and kisses) talk to you later lol

Person 2: Roflmao, Just thinking of you. Long time no talk 0_o. Tonight for sure, what what?!


I think I lost 20 IQ just trying to decipher it.
User avatar #84 - xTydude (02/06/2013) [-]
Girl 1: "Hey! How are you? Are you going to the Skrillex concert tonight? Let's meet at Burger King afterwards. Talk to you later."
Girl 2: "Haha. I was just thinking of you...."
that's all I could figure out.
User avatar #20 - spikethedragon (02/05/2013) [-]
Oh my god whats up girl? Going to see Skillrex tonight? Holla' Back laters bitch.
Hugs and kisses talk to you later "laugh out loud"

-Roflmao was just thinking of you. (Late night) o_O tonight for show what what.
User avatar #50 - misticalz (02/05/2013) [-]
Good job copying an pasting the comment a comment below.
#17 - stallwallwriter (02/05/2013) [-]
What I think when I see texts like that.
#13 - benjah (02/05/2013) [-]
"Oh my God, what's up girl? [are you] Going to see 'skrilley'(Skrillex?) tonight? *Hugs and kisses* - talk to you later, laughing out loud!"
"Rolling on floor laughing my ass off [I] was just thinking of you! 'LTNT'(no idea) *suprised face* tonight for sure what what?"

Even in real English that's pretty dumb.
User avatar #21 - facedodge (02/05/2013) [-]
LTNT

Long Time No Talk
User avatar #12 - zakaizer (02/05/2013) [-]
"Praise be with the Lord, what be happening in your world at this moment in time, fellow female human? Will thou be seeing the rather vulgar and creepy artist by the name of 'Skrillex' on this evening? *Lost in translation* until we meet again, one who could be compared to that of a female canine!"

" [Laugh my posterior off so voraciously my cylinder fell off and I spilt my tea] *I really don't know what any of the response says, one tried*"
#15 - spartanonefivesix (02/05/2013) [-]
i don't know who you are, but i love you right now!
#16 - zakaizer (02/05/2013) [-]
And I love you to, bro/sis!
#23 - dharkmoswen (02/05/2013) [-]
#36 - zakaizer (02/05/2013) [-]
Ready to be loved!

(Not sure what your opinion is on ponies, so I'll go for this for now, if you aren't happy with it, let me know, and I'll change it :D )
#207 - dharkmoswen (02/06/2013) [-]
I'm the non-judgemental type who likes just about everything that's well done.



and some of the music is amazing
#209 - zakaizer (02/06/2013) [-]
The best type of fan for anything/everything!
#210 - dharkmoswen (02/06/2013) [-]
OMG ALL MY YES!!!
User avatar #211 - zakaizer (02/06/2013) [-]
....That looks familiar from somewhere, but I can't put my finger on it
#212 - dharkmoswen (02/06/2013) [-]
Stein, my friend. From Soul Eater
#213 - zakaizer (02/06/2013) [-]
Soul Eater!! That's it! Always liked him best :D
#214 - dharkmoswen (02/06/2013) [-]
A hug? Is that something I can dissect?
#215 - zakaizer (02/06/2013) [-]
No doc, not again.
#216 - dharkmoswen (02/06/2013) [-]
Oh well.
User avatar #217 - zakaizer (02/06/2013) [-]
Oh, go on then... But I don't want my skin ending up as sand paper!
#238 - dharkmoswen (02/07/2013) [-]
Oh! Goodie.
User avatar #10 - ilul (02/05/2013) [-]
Still doesn't help me lol.
#46 - Picture 02/05/2013 on Never say Never 0
#54 - Too bad her name isn't Sonya. 02/05/2013 on Hint, ask! If not. Quit... +6
#502 - Good luck with the fight when you say that instead of "I … 02/05/2013 on At Your Wedding 0
#495 - **dennisc rolled a random comment #286 posted by saladtong… 02/05/2013 on At Your Wedding 0
#4528 - **dennisc rolled a random image posted in comment #2713558 … 02/05/2013 on Your weapon in the Zombie... 0
#297 - Andy's parents being divorced is probably intentional or maybe…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Theories about popular... +11
#326 - creepyunclebob (01/29/2013) [-]
The genie thing isn't a comedic effect thing, he's an omnipotent reality bender, he can know whatever he wants to.
User avatar #309 - beamersmack (01/29/2013) [-]
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Willy made sure to tempt each child, not to kill them, so he could choose the best successor. So your half and half on that one.
4. Yes
5. He has, but he doesn't go there enough to change it for a dog.
6. Yes
#5 - as seen in the funnyjunk comment section 01/29/2013 on Kids these days... +4
#276 - MFW everyone is talking about how they would do things right a… 01/29/2013 on What if.... (read ONLY... +2
#5 - By having splinters of wood jammed under their fingernails. 01/25/2013 on Tumblr... +5
#11 - Its because the targeted audience hasn't seen more than a coup… 01/23/2013 on Dumbash +17
#55 - Actually Adventure Time, Regular Show, and The Amazing World o… 01/23/2013 on Boardroom Suggestions -... +3
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#56 - scousaj (06/28/2013) [-]
Happy birthday ************ !
#54 - werslty (05/17/2013) [-]
Results
User avatar #55 to #54 - dennisc (05/17/2013) [-]
Ah well. Thanks for scratching them all off.
User avatar #50 - chuckstein (05/16/2013) [-]
We are one.
We are Bosami.
User avatar #49 - turva (03/04/2013) [-]
you have plenty of badges, ill buy them all! Send trade om selling everythign!
User avatar #41 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
Why?
#42 to #41 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
Too many mass messages. Sorry
User avatar #43 to #42 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
I sent out three in the past week....
#44 to #43 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
This is my inbox...
User avatar #45 to #44 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
over the course of a month.

am I like your only friend or something?
User avatar #46 to #45 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
The only one that sends out mass messages. I always hope its someone wanting an actual conversation and my hopes get crushed.
User avatar #47 to #46 - snakefire (12/18/2012) [-]
you will get an alert if someone sends you a private message

I have like 30 MMs from just today...
User avatar #48 to #47 - dennisc (12/18/2012) [-]
I get alerts pretty often from people replying to comments.
User avatar #39 to #38 - dennisc (11/30/2012) [-]
That is alright. Thank you :)
User avatar #37 - cantada (11/30/2012) [-]
Its fine I got enough garnet ty
User avatar #34 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
sneaking an extra raw in there i see!
User avatar #35 to #34 - dennisc (11/28/2012) [-]
Lol I multiplied wrong. It's 4am here. Do you want the extra one back?
User avatar #36 to #35 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
sure XD
User avatar #33 - nillabonbon (11/28/2012) [-]
lol@thechickenegg
#29 - itemmaaan (11/27/2012) [-]
Lol I would accept to joke around but I feel like you won't give it back
User avatar #30 to #29 - dennisc (11/27/2012) [-]
I'd give it back if you did. I wouldn't enjoy being branded as a thief by the board.
User avatar #28 - estevan (11/25/2012) [-]
Pink and white undead horse for the whole lot of tokens?
#27 - varreed (11/22/2012) [-]
will you trade me for 2 wooden chests?
User avatar #18 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
What do you want for those moldy sets? O:
User avatar #19 to #18 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
There isnt really anything in particular I'm looking for.
User avatar #20 to #19 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
I sent a trade
User avatar #21 to #20 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
Sorry man I feel as though they're worth more than that. I've been collecting them along with lotto tickets nonstop for a couple of days.
User avatar #22 to #21 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
I sent another, this time you can't decline it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
Alright, but do me a favor and post a pic showing what you got from them. I would like to know what items they actually drop.
User avatar #24 to #23 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
I've already opened them, but they dropped about 100 of each raw gem, 93 lottery tickets, 89 chocolate tickets, some fabric, a couple if meal tickets, 12 badges and some wood. Nothing good really.
User avatar #25 to #24 - dennisc (11/22/2012) [-]
At least you can use the lotto tickets that they gave you. Hopefully you'll be able to get something good from them.
User avatar #26 to #25 - evilskull (11/22/2012) [-]
Nope, used them too..
User avatar #15 - americuh (11/21/2012) [-]
i got enough clino for now
User avatar #14 - derpismaherpis (11/14/2012) [-]
My name is Dennis Cock. Nice username you got there!
User avatar #12 - maxmoefoe (10/23/2012) [-]
Nice zyzz delete
User avatar #13 to #12 - dennisc (10/23/2012) [-]
Yea well I wasnt expecting to get -4 thumbs the second I posted it.
#9 - chupaflor ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
thanks mate i would have settle for one key, so thank you :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - dennisc (10/13/2012) [-]
No problem, we both put up the same risk so I figured I'd give you half of the output :D
#5 - chupaflor ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
if i give you a key and a bloodstone and it turns out you get more keys and chest will you give me a set?
User avatar #6 to #5 - dennisc (10/13/2012) [-]
Sure
#7 to #6 - chupaflor ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
dont ******** me.... here we go ;)
#8 to #7 - chupaflor ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
you got four keys.
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#2 - ariusbrightwing (08/28/2012) [-]
It's. A. Hammer.   
   
Sure pinkie pie put the item in, but he wasn't going to do it much of my way.   
   
Instead of something like "Judgement, Arius' righteous hammer", he names it weird staff thing.
It's. A. Hammer.

Sure pinkie pie put the item in, but he wasn't going to do it much of my way.

Instead of something like "Judgement, Arius' righteous hammer", he names it weird staff thing.
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