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#23 - No the men who kicked your asses were not trained by brits, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Hana-nyan +1
#24 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
They were trained by the American Generals which we trained! In the end, you betrayed us!

Yeah have fun fapping
#21 - You are just upset that your country was beat by the Americans… 01/07/2016 on Hana-nyan 0
#19 - Those men and women knew how pathetic the brits had become and…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Hana-nyan 0
#20 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Except you needed the help of the French, Germans and Spanish; who all suck by the way. Seems like you've forgotten 1812 when we beat whilst simultaneously fought Napoleon
#21 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
You are just upset that your country was beat by the Americans who at the time had no military training and not as much money as the brits but still kicked your asses.
#17 - The brits have done nothing good since the moment a bunch of t…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Hana-nyan 0
#18 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
More like those that were servants to their own greed and gluttony became Americans, whilst the rest remained in Britain!
#19 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
Those men and women knew how pathetic the brits had become and chose to create a glorious new nation and when the brits didn't like that they kicked the brits asses.
#20 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Except you needed the help of the French, Germans and Spanish; who all suck by the way. Seems like you've forgotten 1812 when we beat whilst simultaneously fought Napoleon
#21 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
You are just upset that your country was beat by the Americans who at the time had no military training and not as much money as the brits but still kicked your asses.
#15 - The only good thing the brits made was America!  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Hana-nyan 0
#16 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
And also practically everything else~! Making America was an accident that went way too wrong
#17 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The brits have done nothing good since the moment a bunch of the smarter ones realized being a brit is disgusting and became Americans.
#18 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
More like those that were servants to their own greed and gluttony became Americans, whilst the rest remained in Britain!
#19 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
Those men and women knew how pathetic the brits had become and chose to create a glorious new nation and when the brits didn't like that they kicked the brits asses.
#20 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Except you needed the help of the French, Germans and Spanish; who all suck by the way. Seems like you've forgotten 1812 when we beat whilst simultaneously fought Napoleon
#21 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
You are just upset that your country was beat by the Americans who at the time had no military training and not as much money as the brits but still kicked your asses.
#13 - The Empire doesn't stand a chance against Trump, he will reign…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Hana-nyan 0
#14 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Denis it's time for the world to be unified again, why not be unified under those that affected the world the most?
#15 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The only good thing the brits made was America!
#16 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
And also practically everything else~! Making America was an accident that went way too wrong
#17 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The brits have done nothing good since the moment a bunch of the smarter ones realized being a brit is disgusting and became Americans.
#18 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
More like those that were servants to their own greed and gluttony became Americans, whilst the rest remained in Britain!
#19 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
Those men and women knew how pathetic the brits had become and chose to create a glorious new nation and when the brits didn't like that they kicked the brits asses.
#20 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Except you needed the help of the French, Germans and Spanish; who all suck by the way. Seems like you've forgotten 1812 when we beat whilst simultaneously fought Napoleon
#21 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
You are just upset that your country was beat by the Americans who at the time had no military training and not as much money as the brits but still kicked your asses.
#11 - Say what you want but in the end those who do not submit and j…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Hana-nyan 0
#12 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Not sure about that Denis, I think it's time for the Empire to strike back
#13 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The Empire doesn't stand a chance against Trump, he will reign supreme over all others and make this world one great america.
#14 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Denis it's time for the world to be unified again, why not be unified under those that affected the world the most?
#15 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The only good thing the brits made was America!
#16 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
And also practically everything else~! Making America was an accident that went way too wrong
#17 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The brits have done nothing good since the moment a bunch of the smarter ones realized being a brit is disgusting and became Americans.
#18 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
More like those that were servants to their own greed and gluttony became Americans, whilst the rest remained in Britain!
#19 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
Those men and women knew how pathetic the brits had become and chose to create a glorious new nation and when the brits didn't like that they kicked the brits asses.
#20 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Except you needed the help of the French, Germans and Spanish; who all suck by the way. Seems like you've forgotten 1812 when we beat whilst simultaneously fought Napoleon
#21 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
You are just upset that your country was beat by the Americans who at the time had no military training and not as much money as the brits but still kicked your asses.
#9 - Not with trump as president, he would just eliminate all the d…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Hana-nyan +1
#10 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
I dunno Denis, seems like they're too far ingrained, whereas us Euros will get to fight with Germany as our battleground
#11 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
Say what you want but in the end those who do not submit and join the United World of America will be swiftly eliminated.
#12 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Not sure about that Denis, I think it's time for the Empire to strike back
#13 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The Empire doesn't stand a chance against Trump, he will reign supreme over all others and make this world one great america.
#14 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Denis it's time for the world to be unified again, why not be unified under those that affected the world the most?
#15 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The only good thing the brits made was America!
#16 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
And also practically everything else~! Making America was an accident that went way too wrong
#17 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The brits have done nothing good since the moment a bunch of the smarter ones realized being a brit is disgusting and became Americans.
#18 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
More like those that were servants to their own greed and gluttony became Americans, whilst the rest remained in Britain!
#19 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
Those men and women knew how pathetic the brits had become and chose to create a glorious new nation and when the brits didn't like that they kicked the brits asses.
#20 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Except you needed the help of the French, Germans and Spanish; who all suck by the way. Seems like you've forgotten 1812 when we beat whilst simultaneously fought Napoleon
#21 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
You are just upset that your country was beat by the Americans who at the time had no military training and not as much money as the brits but still kicked your asses.
#7 - All that would happen is the annoying white girls will die out…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Hana-nyan +1
#8 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
That would cause the dindus to revolt, which would cause the female dindus to revolt and the whites to defend their women; which would inevitably lead to civil war within the US.
#9 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
Not with trump as president, he would just eliminate all the dindus as part of his plan to make america great again
#10 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
I dunno Denis, seems like they're too far ingrained, whereas us Euros will get to fight with Germany as our battleground
#11 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
Say what you want but in the end those who do not submit and join the United World of America will be swiftly eliminated.
#12 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Not sure about that Denis, I think it's time for the Empire to strike back
#13 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The Empire doesn't stand a chance against Trump, he will reign supreme over all others and make this world one great america.
#14 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Denis it's time for the world to be unified again, why not be unified under those that affected the world the most?
#15 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The only good thing the brits made was America!
#16 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
And also practically everything else~! Making America was an accident that went way too wrong
#17 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The brits have done nothing good since the moment a bunch of the smarter ones realized being a brit is disgusting and became Americans.
#18 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
More like those that were servants to their own greed and gluttony became Americans, whilst the rest remained in Britain!
#19 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
Those men and women knew how pathetic the brits had become and chose to create a glorious new nation and when the brits didn't like that they kicked the brits asses.
#20 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Except you needed the help of the French, Germans and Spanish; who all suck by the way. Seems like you've forgotten 1812 when we beat whilst simultaneously fought Napoleon
#21 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
You are just upset that your country was beat by the Americans who at the time had no military training and not as much money as the brits but still kicked your asses.
#5 - All we have yo do is bomb the tea factories and watch as the b…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Hana-nyan +1
#6 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah and all we gotta do is destroy your starbuck stockpiles and you're fucked
#7 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
All that would happen is the annoying white girls will die out, we can deal with that.
#8 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
That would cause the dindus to revolt, which would cause the female dindus to revolt and the whites to defend their women; which would inevitably lead to civil war within the US.
#9 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
Not with trump as president, he would just eliminate all the dindus as part of his plan to make america great again
#10 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
I dunno Denis, seems like they're too far ingrained, whereas us Euros will get to fight with Germany as our battleground
#11 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
Say what you want but in the end those who do not submit and join the United World of America will be swiftly eliminated.
#12 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Not sure about that Denis, I think it's time for the Empire to strike back
#13 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The Empire doesn't stand a chance against Trump, he will reign supreme over all others and make this world one great america.
#14 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Denis it's time for the world to be unified again, why not be unified under those that affected the world the most?
#15 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The only good thing the brits made was America!
#16 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
And also practically everything else~! Making America was an accident that went way too wrong
#17 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
The brits have done nothing good since the moment a bunch of the smarter ones realized being a brit is disgusting and became Americans.
#18 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
More like those that were servants to their own greed and gluttony became Americans, whilst the rest remained in Britain!
#19 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
Those men and women knew how pathetic the brits had become and chose to create a glorious new nation and when the brits didn't like that they kicked the brits asses.
#20 - LordZebedee (01/07/2016) [-]
Except you needed the help of the French, Germans and Spanish; who all suck by the way. Seems like you've forgotten 1812 when we beat whilst simultaneously fought Napoleon
#21 - denisvonstrausburg (01/07/2016) [-]
You are just upset that your country was beat by the Americans who at the time had no military training and not as much money as the brits but still kicked your asses.
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#19 - swigs (11/20/2015) [-]
LOOK I BOUGHT YOU MORE BUGS!
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User avatar #20 to #19 - denisvonstrausburg (11/22/2015) [-]
Nice I love bugs!
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User avatar #21 to #20 - swigs (11/22/2015) [-]
You should probably kill yourself then
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User avatar #22 to #21 - denisvonstrausburg (11/22/2015) [-]
Brb Suicide
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#16 - snipys (10/22/2015) [-]
denis I brought you your favorite insect!
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User avatar #17 to #16 - denisvonstrausburg (10/23/2015) [-]
You do realize they don't actually make fire, but they do produce light.
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#18 to #17 - snipys (10/24/2015) [-]
.................................................... but they still have fire inside their asses
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but they still have fire inside their asses
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User avatar #14 - snipys (06/23/2015) [-]
What?
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User avatar #13 - snipys (06/23/2015) [-]
...
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User avatar #12 - snipys (06/23/2015) [-]
:l
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User avatar #8 - posttwo (06/18/2015) [-]
Soryr for the dummy mod
I'll slap his ****
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User avatar #9 to #8 - denisvonstrausburg (06/18/2015) [-]
Its no problem, im not mad.

But slap him anyway just for the sake of slapping someone.
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User avatar #10 to #9 - posttwo (06/18/2015) [-]
I think he's hiding
I'll find him someday
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User avatar #11 to #10 - denisvonstrausburg (06/18/2015) [-]
Hunt him till the ends of the earth. show him you are in charge!
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User avatar #7 - snipys (06/15/2015) [-]
lol
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#5 - etwas (04/21/2015) [-]
Here is my go-to drawing to show people, apparently, he's a character I'm in the middle of drawing. I'm too scared to finish it. I'm waiting on my art tablet's wire to come in so I can scan it and finish it on Sai... I have something better I can show you, it's at home but I really like it... Do you watch anime at all?
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#6 to #5 - etwas (04/22/2015) [-]
I have yet to draw his sword behind him.
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#1 - timetravelzero (01/25/2015) [-]
Profile virginity raped.
With FIRE.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - denisvonstrausburg (01/25/2015) [-]
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I cant even express how much I hate you right now. Im going to ******* kill you.
 
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