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#158 - let me help you understand something, sex is not a reward or a… 06/07/2014 on He may not be getting laid 0
#157 - That confirms that you are indeed retarded than. Lol wow, get a clue. 06/07/2014 on He may not be getting laid 0
#42 - M night Shamallama stories. 06/07/2014 on April Fools +4
#151 - Lol, yes because you know that is exactly what happened. You a… 05/08/2014 on He may not be getting laid 0
#150 - No, you are retarded. It is in fact very common for men to acc…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2014 on He may not be getting laid 0
#152 - shoezace (05/09/2014) [-]
I'd appreciate if you didnt call me retarded, and she was clearly being a cocktease, and im not a man, im a girl asshole.
User avatar #157 - demonictoasters (06/07/2014) [-]
That confirms that you are indeed retarded than. Lol wow, get a clue.
#66 - Yes, because not having sex with someone constitutes for this …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/07/2014 on He may not be getting laid +1
User avatar #83 - capslockrage (05/07/2014) [-]
Yes, it really does.
#75 - shoezace (05/07/2014) [-]
He would have possibly bought her something if he one, wasnt pissed at her for being a bitch sexually arrousing him the night before then saying nope sorry not happening, he did to her exactly what she did to him, yet hes childish
User avatar #158 - demonictoasters (06/07/2014) [-]
let me help you understand something, sex is not a reward or a token for things. If you think it is you are a shallow slut. It''s disgraceful how people think they are entitled to certain things, which they aren't. Boohoo my gf wouldn't fuck me, I'll show her I'll act like a 12 year old in public with her. She's better off with an actual man. Not some man-child who doesn't seem to actually understand how a relationship really works.
User avatar #150 - demonictoasters (05/08/2014) [-]
No, you are retarded. It is in fact very common for men to accuse someone of being a cocktease or w/e when it was clearly not the case. It is childish bullshit, it might be part of why she isn't in the mood. Manchildren are not attractive.
#152 - shoezace (05/09/2014) [-]
I'd appreciate if you didnt call me retarded, and she was clearly being a cocktease, and im not a man, im a girl asshole.
User avatar #157 - demonictoasters (06/07/2014) [-]
That confirms that you are indeed retarded than. Lol wow, get a clue.
User avatar #94 - kinginyellow (05/07/2014) [-]
God, you people act like it's the end of the world and that it's always the woman "purposely" getting him aroused. What if the guy just thought it was getting hot, but it wasn't to her? Then you can call him selfish for trying to push for sex when she wasn't aroused.

Seriously, you ever make out in bed? It's not instantly a hot, sweaty grabbing contest, sometimes it's just cuddling for fuck's sake.
#77 - checkoutmyweena (05/07/2014) [-]
Does everyone seem to have selective eyesight when they read comments?

These are assumptions.

She never explicitly said they were going to have sex. He explicitly said can't decide? "we'd just buy them all"

But fine, assuming she's a bitch still doesn't discount that he's also an asshole and they're both in a dysfunctional relationship. Instead of this outcry that "fuck yeah, she got what she deserved" it should be more like "they're fucked up"
User avatar #69 - phigma (05/07/2014) [-]
No wait if you dont give me something I desire am not going to give you something you desire its that simple no childish bullshit here. If she didnt want to have sex she should have made it clear instead of leading the guy on and increasing the sexual tension.
User avatar #151 - demonictoasters (05/08/2014) [-]
Lol, yes because you know that is exactly what happened. You are ridiculous. How old are you, 12? No one is entitled to getting laid by anyone even their significant other. That doesn't mean you get to play games a like a butthurt faggot. Grow up.
User avatar #95 - kinginyellow (05/07/2014) [-]
>leading the guy on

He just says it was getting hot, hell it could have just been in his head or by his judgment, nothing about how his girlfriend felt. It's just the assumption that one side is right, and also it just happens to be the side writing the story. Don't know about you, but people can change facts so they look like the good person.
#65 - They actually make a mini show out of it and Skyrim. I think t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on That's even better 0
User avatar #66 - revengeforfreeze (05/04/2014) [-]
lol okay, cool
#63 - Ah, for some reason I thought it was a reference for BF Friend…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2014 on That's even better 0
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (05/04/2014) [-]
I'm thinking that's "Battlefield Friends", and some kind of.. group of friends who dick around with battlefield and make a commentary, am i rite..?
#65 - demonictoasters (05/04/2014) [-]
They actually make a mini show out of it and Skyrim. I think the Skyrim one is called Senile Scribbles. They have some other ones. Pic related.
User avatar #66 - revengeforfreeze (05/04/2014) [-]
lol okay, cool
#61 - Dip dip potato chip?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2014 on That's even better 0
User avatar #62 - revengeforfreeze (05/04/2014) [-]
It's a reference to an image.
User avatar #63 - demonictoasters (05/04/2014) [-]
Ah, for some reason I thought it was a reference for BF Friends, my bad.
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (05/04/2014) [-]
I'm thinking that's "Battlefield Friends", and some kind of.. group of friends who dick around with battlefield and make a commentary, am i rite..?
#65 - demonictoasters (05/04/2014) [-]
They actually make a mini show out of it and Skyrim. I think the Skyrim one is called Senile Scribbles. They have some other ones. Pic related.
User avatar #66 - revengeforfreeze (05/04/2014) [-]
lol okay, cool
#59 - Sigh, so what if he did? It doesn't mean he can't still be a f… 05/04/2014 on That's even better 0

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