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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360 , GameBoy Micro , PS2 , Wii.
Video Games Played: Alot
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Date Signed Up:6/26/2012
Last Login:6/14/2013
Location:Texas
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#117 - please stop lying, it only makes him mad. ssshh…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/17/2012 on i jumped 0
User avatar #120 - raigen (12/17/2012) [-]
What do I have to do to prove I'm not lieing, I cannot traverse through time to my initial reaction and record it...
#124 - demonicdolphin (12/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #143 - raigen (12/18/2012) [-]
This is one of those "That's the joke" moments isn't it?
#153 - demonicdolphin (12/18/2012) [-]
no
#155 - raigen (12/18/2012) [-]
I still don't understand what I did wrong...Can someone elaborate so I may better myself? Since I am not lieing whatsoever... They just refuse to beleive there are some people out there that aren't phased by things others beleive are scary.
#158 - demonicdolphin (12/18/2012) [-]
you better watch out....



you better not cry..
you better nout pout I'm telling you why





Santa Claus is coming.... to.. towwwnnnnnn
#108 - don't lie it was 32spooky26me  [+] (8 new replies) 12/17/2012 on i jumped +1
User avatar #111 - raigen (12/17/2012) [-]
I'm not lieing... Seriously I already played and beat dead space, dead space 2 resident evil 4 and 5... and then seeing this only just made me laugh...
#117 - demonicdolphin (12/17/2012) [-]
please stop lying, it only makes him mad.


ssshhh you hear that?


User avatar #120 - raigen (12/17/2012) [-]
What do I have to do to prove I'm not lieing, I cannot traverse through time to my initial reaction and record it...
#124 - demonicdolphin (12/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #143 - raigen (12/18/2012) [-]
This is one of those "That's the joke" moments isn't it?
#153 - demonicdolphin (12/18/2012) [-]
no
#155 - raigen (12/18/2012) [-]
I still don't understand what I did wrong...Can someone elaborate so I may better myself? Since I am not lieing whatsoever... They just refuse to beleive there are some people out there that aren't phased by things others beleive are scary.
#158 - demonicdolphin (12/18/2012) [-]
you better watch out....



you better not cry..
you better nout pout I'm telling you why





Santa Claus is coming.... to.. towwwnnnnnn
#109 - he he you look like my friend 12/17/2012 on The 90s 0
#179 - Seen Kyle?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on AW SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING +4
#198 - anonymous (01/01/2013) [-]
he's about this tall.
#90 - Comment deleted 12/17/2012 on (1) Facebook 0
#89 - Comment deleted 12/17/2012 on (1) Facebook 0
#88 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on (1) Facebook 0
#90 - demonicdolphin has deleted their comment.
#2189688 - Picture 12/17/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#97 - Comment deleted 12/17/2012 on title +2
#229 - **demonicdolphin rolls 44** 12/16/2012 on Worlds most expensive dildo +1
#120 - >Get lawn sprinkler >Plugs some holes >??? … 12/14/2012 on I need one of this +3
#246228 - I used to play it but my computer is slow as **** 12/05/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#492 - stayin alive stayin alive ah ah aaahh 12/03/2012 on Titles. 0
#117 - I'd post a gif but it's ******  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2012 on Wat +3
#123 - anonymous (12/01/2012) [-]
This is the internet, where "Fucked" lives
#116 - Exactly what I thought  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Wat +2
User avatar #117 - demonicdolphin (12/01/2012) [-]
I'd post a gif but it's fucked
#123 - anonymous (12/01/2012) [-]
This is the internet, where "Fucked" lives
#216 - Still nice 11/28/2012 on how to avoid a fight 0
#162 - **demonicdolphin rolled a random image posted in comment #18… 11/28/2012 on the life of a hero +11
#145 - Yes 11/28/2012 on how to avoid a fight 0
#139 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 11/28/2012 on how to avoid a fight +1
#152 - mercado (11/28/2012) [-]
Were can i get this?
#156 - camthepedobear (11/28/2012) [-]
rainmeter.net/cms/

Ignore the other one
#163 - mercado (11/28/2012) [-]
thanks fellow funnyjunker
#154 - camthepedobear has deleted their comment.
#144 - camthepedobear (11/28/2012) [-]
>dat dere shitty, basic rainmeter

No.
User avatar #145 - demonicdolphin (11/28/2012) [-]
Yes
#147 - Thanks 11/28/2012 on Grumpy cat +1
#145 - Yup  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Grumpy cat +2
#146 - heartlessrobot (11/28/2012) [-]
#147 - demonicdolphin (11/28/2012) [-]
Thanks
#143 - The Game  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Grumpy cat +1
User avatar #144 - rufiooownd (11/28/2012) [-]
Tarnations... I shoulda known better
#145 - demonicdolphin (11/28/2012) [-]
Yup
#146 - heartlessrobot (11/28/2012) [-]
#147 - demonicdolphin (11/28/2012) [-]
Thanks
#139 - What? Lost What?  [+] (7 new replies) 11/28/2012 on Grumpy cat 0
User avatar #154 - thediablo (11/28/2012) [-]
The Game
User avatar #140 - rufiooownd (11/28/2012) [-]
the giggles
#143 - demonicdolphin (11/28/2012) [-]
The Game
User avatar #144 - rufiooownd (11/28/2012) [-]
Tarnations... I shoulda known better
#145 - demonicdolphin (11/28/2012) [-]
Yup
#146 - heartlessrobot (11/28/2012) [-]
#147 - demonicdolphin (11/28/2012) [-]
Thanks
#44 - Mfw the description and tags 11/27/2012 on Getting real tired of your... +22
#277 - Hilarious 11/27/2012 on feels bro ;_; +3

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#96 - goldenpotato (11/10/2012) [-]
Here, just check out my page.
www.facebook.com/GorePonyFriendshipIsGrimdark
I pretty much posted most of the art I've ever saved here, there are also some threads
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/silvershades/3575911/Morbid+Pony+Thread/
and websites that I can direct you to if you desire more. There is some art on my profile too, because I sometimes ask people to dump their collection, or some stuff on it.
#97 to #96 - demonicdolphin (11/10/2012) [-]
Thanks man, this pleases me greatly.
Thanks man, this pleases me greatly.
#98 to #97 - goldenpotato (11/10/2012) [-]
Not an issue!

Dat feel when I read it in his voice. That was a great show.
User avatar #99 to #98 - demonicdolphin (11/10/2012) [-]
Again thanks.
I watched an episode of it today.
It was fun
User avatar #100 to #99 - goldenpotato (11/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, those were fun times.

Guess it was good it ended when it did though, instead of being dragged out.
User avatar #101 to #100 - demonicdolphin (11/10/2012) [-]
Yeah.
Well thanks again
User avatar #102 to #101 - goldenpotato (11/10/2012) [-]
No prob.
User avatar #89 - dooney (10/21/2012) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHMAS!
User avatar #90 to #89 - demonicdolphin (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks

Sorry for the late response
User avatar #91 to #90 - dooney (10/21/2012) [-]
i would have said something earlier, but you didnt tell me it was your birthday :D
User avatar #78 - beyondwolf (10/07/2012) [-]
Hey I posted something on the hentai board and you replied to it. What did you reply with? I didnt get on in time to check what it was.
User avatar #79 to #78 - demonicdolphin (10/07/2012) [-]
It was Borderlands porn
User avatar #80 to #79 - beyondwolf (10/08/2012) [-]
Post it you crazy foo! As a reply to this comment or on my profile. Either or.
#76 - alZii has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #77 to #76 - demonicdolphin (10/05/2012) [-]
Um.. you can have a few
User avatar #62 - residentmatt (10/02/2012) [-]
....Just "bought" Borderlands 2............is it better than the first one? Kinda can't figure that out because I have been trying to download the damned thing for the past two days....I have a ****** download speed.
User avatar #63 to #62 - residentmatt (10/02/2012) [-]
AAALLLLLLSSSSOOOOO....how have you been?

How is your liverish area?

And I cannot think of another thing to ask sooo yeah...answer those above then.
User avatar #64 to #63 - demonicdolphin (10/02/2012) [-]
I'm doing good.
I haven't been burting a while.
And Borderlands 2 is badass I'm not sure it's better than part 1
kind of is
User avatar #65 to #64 - residentmatt (10/02/2012) [-]
HMMMMMMM.....wish my download speed didn't say "failed" everytime I check it...

Should it take over two days to only download 2 gigs?

I thought my speed was a hell of a lot better than that...
User avatar #66 to #65 - demonicdolphin (10/02/2012) [-]
I don't download much on my Pc so I wouldn't know
User avatar #67 to #66 - residentmatt (10/02/2012) [-]
I'm downloading it on my PS3. I've never downloaded anything from like piratebay or anything.
User avatar #68 to #67 - demonicdolphin (10/02/2012) [-]
Oh sorry I thought you were talking about your computer
User avatar #69 to #68 - residentmatt (10/02/2012) [-]
Nah, I should have specified myself more clearly. Usually, it's not this slow though...
User avatar #70 to #69 - demonicdolphin (10/02/2012) [-]
It's alright.
I don't own a PS3 so I wouldn't know
User avatar #71 to #70 - residentmatt (10/02/2012) [-]
OHHHHHH....that was kinda the whole reason I asked you...I thought you did....either way...Thank you for your "immediate attention." Talk to you later, friend.
User avatar #72 to #71 - residentmatt (10/03/2012) [-]
TAKE A FURNACE!
User avatar #74 to #73 - residentmatt (10/03/2012) [-]
Good boy.
User avatar #40 - demonicdolphin (09/29/2012) [-]
The game I'm talking about is Walking Dead
User avatar #44 to #40 - mainstreamusername (09/29/2012) [-]
Did episode 4 come out?
Or are you just now playing the masterpiece?
Sorry, I was creeping and decided to hop in the convo.
User avatar #46 to #44 - demonicdolphin (09/29/2012) [-]
No only ep' 3
User avatar #47 to #46 - mainstreamusername (09/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, it was a sad moment.
Word of warning Demonic, the story board writer for episodes 3-5 is the guy that wrote the script and plot for The Book of Eli.
And Telltale games says that whenever they think they've gone to far in the idea room, they try to one up it.
These next few episodes are going to be sad.
User avatar #49 to #47 - demonicdolphin (09/29/2012) [-]
I cried when Katjaa shot herself
User avatar #51 to #49 - mainstreamusername (09/29/2012) [-]
I did too, Katjaa was a sweetheart. And even though Duck was dumb, he was a great kid. I'm still there for Kenny though because he's a bro. And I didn't fight him, I just talked him down.
User avatar #52 to #51 - demonicdolphin (09/29/2012) [-]
Duck was stupid but I still cried.
I let Kenny kick my ass to calm his nerves instead of hitting and making him even more upset
#54 to #52 - mainstreamusername (09/29/2012) [-]
Nobody can replace Carley though. ******* Lily...
User avatar #56 to #54 - demonicdolphin (09/29/2012) [-]
Lily shot Doug for me
User avatar #41 to #40 - blackscales (09/29/2012) [-]
How is it?
User avatar #42 to #41 - demonicdolphin (09/29/2012) [-]
Do you want to know spoilers?
User avatar #43 to #42 - blackscales (09/29/2012) [-]
Never going to play it, so go ahead.
User avatar #45 to #43 - demonicdolphin (09/29/2012) [-]
Well
there's a family a dad named Kenny,mom named Katjaa,and a son named Duck.
Duck is always stupid but on one part you have to save him and 2 others from "walkers"
and bandits.
He gets bit and you take off in your RV.
Then you find a train and fix to run.
When it's running Duck starts to bleed from his mouth.
You also have a little girl named Clementine.
Clem and Duck play with eachother through out the game.
At one part Katjaa tells you to tell Kenny to stop the train.
(He kicks your ass in denial)
He stops it and you decide who shoots Duck.
Katjaa goes in and when you're talking to Clem you hear a shot and birds.
You and Kenny go check and see that Katjaa shot herself and Duck is leaning on a tree in pain crying.
Then you tell Kenny he has to shoot him.
He shoots him and the camera zooms out and goes to the train.
You're telling Clem and she accepts the fact that she will die soon and misses her friend
User avatar #48 to #45 - blackscales (09/29/2012) [-]
Ouch, that's deep. Last feel moment I had was in Infamous 2 and Batman Arkham City.
#50 to #48 - demonicdolphin (09/29/2012) [-]
I cried and said "Feels over-load"
I cried and said "Feels over-load"
User avatar #53 to #50 - blackscales (09/29/2012) [-]
This is why I prefer games that just have you butcher hordes of zombies and lack the drama.
User avatar #55 to #53 - demonicdolphin (09/29/2012) [-]
But it's still a great game
User avatar #57 to #55 - blackscales (09/29/2012) [-]
Are you aware of a game reviewer named Yahtzee?
#58 to #57 - demonicdolphin (09/29/2012) [-]
Reviewer or the Game?
Reviewer or the Game?
User avatar #59 to #58 - blackscales (09/29/2012) [-]
Reviewer
User avatar #60 to #59 - demonicdolphin (09/29/2012) [-]
I'm afraid I don't.
User avatar #19 - residentmatt (09/27/2012) [-]
Ahem...

Before I get off, I would like to ask you something...
are you OK? by that I, of course, am referring to your liver-area.
User avatar #20 to #19 - demonicdolphin (09/27/2012) [-]
You couldn't ask that on the board?
Anyway a little bit my liver-area feels a bit good.
My head hurts still
User avatar #21 to #20 - residentmatt (09/27/2012) [-]
I didn't think about using the board >.>
and a bit is not all the way.

but how long has it been hurting?
User avatar #22 to #21 - demonicdolphin (09/27/2012) [-]
It hurts a lot from time to time
but these pains were bad
User avatar #23 to #22 - residentmatt (09/27/2012) [-]
Hmm....have you spoken to a doctor about these pains?
User avatar #24 to #23 - demonicdolphin (09/27/2012) [-]
Yes,
but I haven't seen him since...around..August or July.
User avatar #25 to #24 - residentmatt (09/27/2012) [-]
I would recommend, if you value your life at least a little bit, that you go see him again?

You never know what you might "catch" these days.
User avatar #26 to #25 - demonicdolphin (09/27/2012) [-]
I do value my life,
but I only go in for certain things.
Real bad pains are when I collapse or pass out, this was a stabbing pain.
I'm not saying I only go in for bad pains
User avatar #27 to #26 - residentmatt (09/27/2012) [-]
Hmmmmm......more questions for you then.

How long have you been having these "pains," and, are these "pains" gradually getting better or not so much?
User avatar #29 to #27 - residentmatt (09/27/2012) [-]
alllllllllsssoooo......I haven't really read all of the post...sounds gramaticly incorrect.
User avatar #28 to #27 - demonicdolphin (09/27/2012) [-]
I've had these pains a couple months after my liver-deasese discovery (diagnosis)
And these pains come in different ways
User avatar #30 to #28 - residentmatt (09/27/2012) [-]
So you know that your liver is ****** up, which is causing the pains?
User avatar #31 to #30 - demonicdolphin (09/27/2012) [-]
Yes,
but I have to sometimes go to the ER to get checked in case something intense happend
User avatar #32 to #31 - residentmatt (09/27/2012) [-]
Hmm.....What exactly is wrong with your liver?

and is there anyway it could get.....replaced?
User avatar #33 to #32 - demonicdolphin (09/27/2012) [-]
I have too many liver enzymes which is causing my liver to **** up.
Not sure on the replacement.
Also why so many questions
User avatar #34 to #33 - residentmatt (09/27/2012) [-]
As I stated above, somewhere, I got on here like 20-40 minutes ago. I kinda did not read the board at first... kinda trying to get all the answers from you directly.

But, uh....how have you been....besides the ******************* ?
User avatar #35 to #34 - demonicdolphin (09/27/2012) [-]
Not good.
I bended my left-middle finger on a door.
I've been sick also (couch,sneeze, stomache,and headache)
User avatar #36 to #35 - residentmatt (09/27/2012) [-]
Well! Nature and human creations just hate you, don't they?

Well, I'm sorry that you are feeling that way, and that you are incapable of shutting a door properly? Of course I'm just ******* around with you, if it saddens you, tell me so and I will stop.
Overall, I believe that you could get some comfort from someone? Not the best at it, but if I need to, I will try?
User avatar #37 to #36 - demonicdolphin (09/27/2012) [-]
Yeah the past year hasn't been great
my life is not all great.
Yeah there's fun times and great days but sometimes I justhave a bad day
User avatar #38 to #37 - residentmatt (09/27/2012) [-]
Okay.....welll....I want you to know.....I LOVE YOU.

Does that make you fell better? It should...everman/woahman counts.
User avatar #39 to #38 - demonicdolphin (09/27/2012) [-]
Thanks!
I love you too.



I'm a everman
User avatar #5 - howtosuckdicks (09/07/2012) [-]
I heard you get boners when men touch your back. Can I touch it?
#7 to #5 - demonicdolphin (09/07/2012) [-]
Wow. haha
no thanks that's enough hard on's today
User avatar #3 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
hey dolfin add me on live if you got it :3
User avatar #4 to #3 - demonicdolphin (09/07/2012) [-]
Live?
For what?
User avatar #6 to #4 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
cuz :3
User avatar #8 to #6 - demonicdolphin (09/07/2012) [-]
No I meant for what console?
User avatar #9 to #8 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
360
#10 to #9 - demonicdolphin Comment deleted by demonicdolphin [-]
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
ok cool you on now?
User avatar #12 to #11 - demonicdolphin (09/07/2012) [-]
naw
sorry for late reply
User avatar #13 to #12 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
lol its cool :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - demonicdolphin (09/07/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #15 to #14 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
hey check this out and see if you dont get a ***********
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4071878/Wat/94#94
User avatar #17 to #16 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
hahahaha i laugh untill i actually shat a brick of platinum
#1 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
Don't just delete your comments when you don't get a good roll.
User avatar #2 to #1 - demonicdolphin (08/23/2012) [-]
Yeah I guess your right
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