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Stand Navy out to sea, Fight our Battle Cry;
We'll never change our course, So Army you steer shy-y-y-y.
Roll out the TNT, Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to Victory
And sink their bones to Davy Jones, Hooray!

Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys, We sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night on shore, Drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home.

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#5 - A weasel and from the pet store  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on ozzy the weasel wants to play! +1
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#7 - kouzan (03/14/2015) [-]
It's a kitty snake, and available when you can afford to pamper it.
#79 - I doubt they would use it if they dropped it 03/10/2015 on The making of a $2.5m watch 0
#107 - Actually, I was on watch Sunday morning and had my watch short…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Dave Fincke +2
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#118 - Kazseppi (03/10/2015) [-]
Been there man. Always a nice treat.
#205 - I didn't even need one, I shaved my head before I got there 03/07/2015 on My Hair Man 0
#43 - I second that, they look good and I have one myself, not that …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/07/2015 on My Hair Man +10
#109 - Lmaoplanes (03/07/2015) [-]
Was worse through basic training though. Amirite?

PX barber: What you want?
Drill SG: Just fuck him up.
PX barber: Say no more.
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#148 - CommentLord (03/07/2015) [-]
Wouldn't have been so bad if I didn't have to pay every single one.
#155 - Lmaoplanes (03/07/2015) [-]
That's what pissed me off the most. I thought they were free when I got there.

We had this Asian lady sometimes that didn't give a fuck. Those of us that got there left the shop with cuts and bruises. Others left bleeding.
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#157 - CommentLord (03/07/2015) [-]
We had a bunch of old dudes at Benning
#224 - Lmaoplanes (03/08/2015) [-]
You didn't see the Asian lady there? I went to Benning. The old guys didn't give a fuck neither, the Asian lady was ruthless.
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#205 - demonfish (03/07/2015) [-]
I didn't even need one, I shaved my head before I got there
#31 - Picture 03/07/2015 on In one word describe this -1
#547 - Feel less alone 03/05/2015 on Cat girl +1
#69 - I wonder if those who made Pocky paid her to do it for advertisement 02/28/2015 on She's cute 0
#79 - I'll admit, there is some level of faggotry to me in some shap… 02/27/2015 on lol bronies 0
#213 - we're wining 02/27/2015 on world war tea 0