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#17 - Goddamn, man. I'm in US and the game should be out here, but I…  [+] (8 replies) 07/07/2016 on Pokemon Go 0
#47 - graven (07/07/2016) [-]
Search up the apk for it. I have the same phone and it works fine on mine. Google play really needs to fix the compatible crap as most of the stuff works fine.
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#59 - demonatatoo (07/07/2016) [-]
Works like a charm as far as I know. Thanks a ton, man.
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#18 - DrewRSmith (07/07/2016) [-]
Your device isnt compatible. I'm using my old S6 and using my moto E as a tether for the 4g.
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#20 - demonatatoo (07/07/2016) [-]
So another quick question. What's the best way to shoot myself? Should I eat the barrel or should I get a direct path to my brainstem through my ear?
Thanks for your help, man.
#35 - woodsxdragon (07/07/2016) [-]
Make sure you really get the barrel in deep. Into the soft part of your mouth. Don't want to have it slip from the recoil and have to live with a fucked up face.
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#21 - DrewRSmith (07/07/2016) [-]
Pretty sure our phones getting dicked is a bug though. From everything I've read it SHOULD run on the moto E 2nd gen. Hopefully they'll fix that in the next couple days.
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#22 - demonatatoo (07/07/2016) [-]
You've given me hope, friend. That would really be awesome if they did that.
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#23 - DrewRSmith (07/07/2016) [-]
You and me both man. I only have 1 charger. Having to keep 2 phones fully charged in order to go out and play is gonna be a huge pain in that ass.
#9 - You get that mutant-ass hitchhiker's thumb out of here.  [+] (9 replies) 06/15/2016 on MAXIMUM PRECISION +10
#14 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/15/2016) [-]
No u
#10 - windscrotum (06/15/2016) [-]
U wot m8?
#13 - dorkwithaspork (06/15/2016) [-]
I knew this would come in "handy" some day. i regret nothing
#19 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
Is that a fucking bite mark on your wrist?

get a little too pissed playing a game, eh?

And painted nails with enough arm hair to be Chewbacca, along with that nifty thumb trick.

this is enough internet for today
#20 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
Also, stop punching shit. Your cut knuckles and curling fingers won't last you your whole life if you keep that up. God damn, came to look at thumb tricks and ended up scolding you for weird shit. Cut that shit out.
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#23 - dorkwithaspork (06/15/2016) [-]
being part of the working class can really do a number on your hands
nice try though anon
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#22 - yunoknow (06/15/2016) [-]
maybe she's a bare-knuckle boxer, you don't know her life.
#24 - anon (06/15/2016) [-]
Likely not. His fingers are too fatty. Not saying they're fat in any way though.
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#11 - demonatatoo (06/15/2016) [-]
Don't do this to me. That's too wild for me.
#23 - Jesus Christ I thought it was an inside joke from my school. …  [+] (2 replies) 05/12/2016 on Inside Joke +8
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#41 - priestoftheoldones (05/13/2016) [-]
Letting a pupper die, literally worse than Hitler.
#25 - terranrollerskates (05/12/2016) [-]
**terranrollerskates used "*roll picture*"**
**terranrollerskates rolled image** Its shit that a pup died, but I'm not gonna lie, the fact that in the back of everyone's head in that school that Carson Kills Dogs trying it out & that they were this close to making it a slogan is fucking brilliant.
#2 - I read PRS as pock, raper, scissors. God save me.  [+] (5 replies) 05/03/2016 on Parking Spots +68
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#24 - yunoknow (05/04/2016) [-]
The idea behind scissors beating raper terrifies me.
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#14 - protomanrulezz (05/04/2016) [-]
Raper always wins
#26 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
Not against scissors.

snip snip
#7 - adr (05/04/2016) [-]
No one can save you from the raper
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#3 - cupcakescankill (05/03/2016) [-]
raper is op
#8 - While that's true, it's not as easy for women to pack on muscl…  [+] (4 replies) 04/28/2016 on Women BMX +23
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#27 - leonhardt (04/29/2016) [-]
Until MtF trannies demand to be allowed to compete in women's events and sweep the fucking competition.
#74 - deckbox (04/29/2016) [-]
they did, and a mtf tranny completely smashed the shit out of another woman in an MMA match, i mean what were they expecting an even brawl coz he guzzled some hormones? doesnt account for the 20 oddyers of buildingas a guy
#83 - darcandkharg (04/29/2016) [-]
He actually got his ass kicked by a female once, TKO'd.
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#33 - koolkidkonnor (04/29/2016) [-]
okay trannies, do your own thing. But demanding to play in womens sports when you used to be a man is just fucking stupid imo