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#117 - So, kinda like a prom for people who aren't in high school? Ha… 07/18/2014 on weekend plans 0
#75 - What's Schuetzenfest? Sounds interesting and German.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2014 on weekend plans 0
#118 - landofbabe (07/18/2014) [-]
its a small tent here but i cant found good pictures. Most of them shows lame Okoberfestzelte. They are normaly 20x50 meters or even bigger and there are hundreds of people.
User avatar #127 - demonatatoo (07/18/2014) [-]
It looks like a ton of fun. Would you recommend Germany as a good place to live?
#110 - landofbabe (07/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #108 - landofbabe (07/18/2014) [-]
It`s a traditional festival where we celebrate the schützen. They defend the cities in former times . So we walk through the cities with Schützen and marching bands. We have a Schützenking and Queen. After the marching we go into the big tents and get wasted ;)
User avatar #117 - demonatatoo (07/18/2014) [-]
So, kinda like a prom for people who aren't in high school? Hahaha. Germany's festivities seem like they revolve around having parties and getting drunk.
#71 - Friday and Saturday, I'm gonna be sleeping until 5 in the even… 07/18/2014 on weekend plans 0
#201 - Me with Mikasa Ackerman in Dark Souls. I'd say I'm fine to sit… 07/18/2014 on Lets Hear 'Em Gents. 0
#6 - YOU BROKE THE ******* CHOCOLATE YOU POOR PIECE OF…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Funnyjunkers dream +3
#14 - ninjaroo (07/18/2014) [-]
I ALWAYS GET UNREASONABLY UPSET ABOUT THAT TOO
User avatar #15 - demonatatoo (07/18/2014) [-]
IT'S LIKE THE FUCKING KID DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HIS SITUATION. THIS BITCH CAN'T EVEN WALK 3 FEET IN HIS HOUSE WITHOUT SEEING THE LOOK OF POOR IN HIS FAMILY'S EYES, AND HE'S JUST GONNA THROW THAT CHOCOLATE AWAY. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE POOR, CHARLIE.
#1398 - **demonatatoo rolls 630,489,840** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#18 - Dude, you aren't kidding. I went down a black diamond for the … 07/17/2014 on fuck you jack +1
#633 - I'm so sorry. I wish there was something I could do to help. Y…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #3218 - flipkick (07/17/2014) [-]
aight dude thanks.
#614 - I'm always open to dissuasion, so I'm not just gonna shrug off… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#157 - I'm 15  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #576 - flipkick (07/17/2014) [-]
okay, so obviously, i would recomend you to not do any drugs. duh.
but i know youre gonna do it anyways, so
1. do NOT mix alcohol and weed.
2. do not take more than 1 or 2 hits for your first time. then wait a month before you try smoking again.
3. wait until youre completely grown up. this would generally mean 25-30. if you smoke while your brain is developing you can cause serious harm to your frontal lobe.
dont smoke any more than once a month. even that is too much. smoking every day WILL make you fucking stupid. you basicly freeze your brain when you smoke. also, it makes your dick shrink. seriously.
im 17 btw.

story tiem:
so i was with some friends and they offered me a blunt. not knowing how much to smoke i basicly had like 8 hard puffs on it. this was extremely strong stuff. holy shit did i get high. dont think any one is ever gonna be as high as i was. i was flying through space and shit. overall it was pretty bad experience, but i decided to give it another go. boy, was i stupid.

i smoked 2 more times and it was great. then the forth time i shared 2 joints with my friend. i wanted to get as high as possible. i got pretty high and went to sleep. then i would wake up the next morning and be back to reality again. exept i wasnt. the days went by and i felt like i was still high. i was super scared and didnt know what to do. i cant tell my parents i smoked weed. and the doctor wont know what to do either. the first week was horrible. its calmed down a litlte bit since then, but im not really getting better. some crazy shit has happened in the last week.

User avatar #614 - demonatatoo (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm always open to dissuasion, so I'm not just gonna shrug off what you say. I'm a straight-A honors student. Definitely not gonna throw this away if weed's gonna do some voodoo shit to my brain. Just knowing what it can do makes me not even remotely want to try it anymore. I cannot imagine what you're going through right now, and I wish there was something I could do to help, but I'm not really sure what to suggest. I'm normally good with helping others, but I'm drawing a blank here. I'd say to drive yourself to the family doctor and ask him to not tell your parents. After all, Once you aren't a minor anymore, you can make decisions for yourself, and it would be illegal for the doctor to go against your wish for privacy. That's really all I can think of you being able to do, but maybe I'm just overlooking something really simple and easy. Sorry for the wall of text. Thank you for the advice.
User avatar #597 - flipkick (07/17/2014) [-]
cont.
today i woke up on the buss and everything was desaturated. colorws came back after some time. ive forgotten what i was doing at randomn times an i feel like im at full retard mode all the time. i feel like im in a dream. im super scared that this is gonna be permanent.
i dont really care about all of this though. the main problem is in my vision. i feel like im at 10 fps. if i look from one place to another its like theres nothing in between.
there are so many symptoms, but these are just the one i could think of right now.

but, ive also been cured for short amounts of time. one time i was sleeping on the bus and i woke up and was back to normal. it felt awesome i was so fucking happy. only lasted an hour thouh. and yeaster day the same thing happened. but i only came back to normal at like 50% but i lasted 2 days. then suddenly i was retarded again.
im pretty sure i have hppd and derealization.
sore for all the messy writing im super tired.

please dont smoke, here is a chance you might fuck up your brain 5ever. take care.
User avatar #633 - demonatatoo (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry. I wish there was something I could do to help. You've really helped me dodge a bullet here, I think. If you ever need anybody to talk to without being judged, or just someone to hang out and play vidya with (if that's your thing) just shoot me a message.
User avatar #3218 - flipkick (07/17/2014) [-]
aight dude thanks.
#40 - Is it really that terrible? I've been thinking of trying it, a…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #67 - flipkick (07/17/2014) [-]
you want my story? tell me how old you are maybe i can give you a good answer.
User avatar #157 - demonatatoo (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm 15
User avatar #576 - flipkick (07/17/2014) [-]
okay, so obviously, i would recomend you to not do any drugs. duh.
but i know youre gonna do it anyways, so
1. do NOT mix alcohol and weed.
2. do not take more than 1 or 2 hits for your first time. then wait a month before you try smoking again.
3. wait until youre completely grown up. this would generally mean 25-30. if you smoke while your brain is developing you can cause serious harm to your frontal lobe.
dont smoke any more than once a month. even that is too much. smoking every day WILL make you fucking stupid. you basicly freeze your brain when you smoke. also, it makes your dick shrink. seriously.
im 17 btw.

story tiem:
so i was with some friends and they offered me a blunt. not knowing how much to smoke i basicly had like 8 hard puffs on it. this was extremely strong stuff. holy shit did i get high. dont think any one is ever gonna be as high as i was. i was flying through space and shit. overall it was pretty bad experience, but i decided to give it another go. boy, was i stupid.

i smoked 2 more times and it was great. then the forth time i shared 2 joints with my friend. i wanted to get as high as possible. i got pretty high and went to sleep. then i would wake up the next morning and be back to reality again. exept i wasnt. the days went by and i felt like i was still high. i was super scared and didnt know what to do. i cant tell my parents i smoked weed. and the doctor wont know what to do either. the first week was horrible. its calmed down a litlte bit since then, but im not really getting better. some crazy shit has happened in the last week.

User avatar #614 - demonatatoo (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm always open to dissuasion, so I'm not just gonna shrug off what you say. I'm a straight-A honors student. Definitely not gonna throw this away if weed's gonna do some voodoo shit to my brain. Just knowing what it can do makes me not even remotely want to try it anymore. I cannot imagine what you're going through right now, and I wish there was something I could do to help, but I'm not really sure what to suggest. I'm normally good with helping others, but I'm drawing a blank here. I'd say to drive yourself to the family doctor and ask him to not tell your parents. After all, Once you aren't a minor anymore, you can make decisions for yourself, and it would be illegal for the doctor to go against your wish for privacy. That's really all I can think of you being able to do, but maybe I'm just overlooking something really simple and easy. Sorry for the wall of text. Thank you for the advice.
User avatar #597 - flipkick (07/17/2014) [-]
cont.
today i woke up on the buss and everything was desaturated. colorws came back after some time. ive forgotten what i was doing at randomn times an i feel like im at full retard mode all the time. i feel like im in a dream. im super scared that this is gonna be permanent.
i dont really care about all of this though. the main problem is in my vision. i feel like im at 10 fps. if i look from one place to another its like theres nothing in between.
there are so many symptoms, but these are just the one i could think of right now.

but, ive also been cured for short amounts of time. one time i was sleeping on the bus and i woke up and was back to normal. it felt awesome i was so fucking happy. only lasted an hour thouh. and yeaster day the same thing happened. but i only came back to normal at like 50% but i lasted 2 days. then suddenly i was retarded again.
im pretty sure i have hppd and derealization.
sore for all the messy writing im super tired.

please dont smoke, here is a chance you might fuck up your brain 5ever. take care.
User avatar #633 - demonatatoo (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry. I wish there was something I could do to help. You've really helped me dodge a bullet here, I think. If you ever need anybody to talk to without being judged, or just someone to hang out and play vidya with (if that's your thing) just shoot me a message.
User avatar #3218 - flipkick (07/17/2014) [-]
aight dude thanks.
#15 - oh. my bad 07/17/2014 on that one friend +2
#8 - Back asswards*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Am I doing it right? +3
User avatar #16 - Maroon (07/17/2014) [-]
the altered version is bass ackwards, but good try though
#15 - Comment deleted 07/17/2014 on Question of the Week 0
#11 - >grilling buns  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on that one friend 0
User avatar #14 - thefates (07/17/2014) [-]
That's not grilling the buns, they're lifted off so that they get warm and crispy from the heat but they're not gonna get burned.
User avatar #15 - demonatatoo (07/17/2014) [-]
oh. my bad
#50 - Summer is ******* terrible in every way imaginabl… 07/17/2014 on Can’t Stand The Heat -1
#180 - YOU CAN'T GIT GUD IF YOU HAVE FRIENDS WEIGHING YOU DOWN, FIGGIT 07/16/2014 on Do you have friends IRL? 0
#71 - Lily's ending made me the little bitch-man I am today. Who kne… 07/15/2014 on Ladies man 0
#17 - B& 07/15/2014 on Whenever Dolan shows up in... 0
#7 - Beat me to it 07/15/2014 on Schrödingers Dog +1
#29 - Picture 07/14/2014 on (1) 0
#13 - GOOD JAAAAB 07/14/2014 on Anon Travels to America +1
#14 - You could just say fagmin. 07/13/2014 on youre/your 0
#12 - 4dm1n works. That's what everyone called him last time there w…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on youre/your +1
User avatar #13 - solaceinwar (07/13/2014) [-]
I kinda like ad-fagit-min it really speaks to his character... After 10+ years and three lost inactive accounts (just for the occasional nsfw) I am finally active come on ban me you cock juggling thundercunt, still hope you see this ad-fagit-min
User avatar #14 - demonatatoo (07/13/2014) [-]
You could just say fagmin.
#38 - Life isn't good. 07/13/2014 on Humble Giveaway +1
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User avatar #39 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #24 - derpyhoovesretard (06/21/2013) [-]
What's this? You're online?
User avatar #25 to #24 - demonatatoo (06/21/2013) [-]
Smite took me.... HEEELLP
User avatar #26 to #25 - derpyhoovesretard (06/21/2013) [-]
How? Aye, hi, m8.
User avatar #27 to #26 - demonatatoo (06/21/2013) [-]
MOBAs are too fun to be legal. So what's going on?
User avatar #28 to #27 - derpyhoovesretard (06/21/2013) [-]
Oh, demn. eh Nothing too shabby. Why you disappear from Rando?
User avatar #29 to #28 - demonatatoo (06/22/2013) [-]
School got significantly harder and **** . Life kinda went into the abyss. It's all good now though. Did I miss anything monumental?
User avatar #30 to #29 - derpyhoovesretard (06/22/2013) [-]
I made some more pics months ago You need to login to view this link
and things have been a lil slow. Nothing special, tho.
User avatar #31 to #30 - demonatatoo (06/22/2013) [-]
That's pretty awesome work you have there. 12x better than i could hope to do, I never was an artsy person though. That's a shame, i thought you were gonna tell me that someone died or you all had a meetup or something. Oh well.
User avatar #32 to #31 - derpyhoovesretard (06/22/2013) [-]
Oh, yeh. Something did happen. There was a mass suicide. Brix, Feline, Prestige (that's all I can remember) deleted they accounts within minutes. I forgot.
User avatar #33 to #32 - demonatatoo (06/22/2013) [-]
How long ago was that and why?
User avatar #34 to #33 - derpyhoovesretard (06/22/2013) [-]
End of March. I wasn't around when it happened so I dunno.
User avatar #35 to #34 - demonatatoo (06/22/2013) [-]
Oh. Yeah, I'll probably be returning to random pretty frequently again. At least until I get overwhelmed again.
User avatar #36 to #35 - derpyhoovesretard (06/22/2013) [-]
Okee, m8. See you ther. I gotta go now.
User avatar #37 to #36 - demonatatoo (06/22/2013) [-]
Cool, seeya round.
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i enjoy nova myself.
i see you like nova.

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