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#6 - I think Aldrich is a remnant of Nito's soul that later manifes…  [+] (6 replies) 05/02/2016 on dank souls 0
#27 - dyelfagget (05/02/2016) [-]
He's not. The crestfallen knight at fire link tells you a lot of his back story. He was once a decently cool priest that became a cannibal. He just ate a shit ton of people and accumulated so many souls that he slowly became mush. Then they made him lord of cinder because he was literally the most powerful being in his cycle. His entire story goes to show that you don't need to be good or morally righteous in order to link the flame.
By the way none of that is speculation. That's all in game in a single conversation with the crestfallen dude.
#28 - dyelfagget (05/02/2016) [-]
Here's the direct quote from Hawkwood for you.
"right and proper cleric who developed a habit of devouring men. He ate so many that he bloated like a drowned pig then softened into sludge, so they stuck him in the Cathedral of the Deep and they made him a lord of Cinder. Not for Virtue, but for Might. Such is a lord, I suppose…"
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#13 - ninjacowboy (05/02/2016) [-]
Nito or Manus? Manus's soul fragments have a nasty habit of popping up throughout time. It wouldn't surprise me if Nito was simply devoured like Gywndolin was...
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#20 - droitesorel (05/02/2016) [-]
Karla is hinted at being a fragment of Manus in her item descriptions
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#116 - ninjacowboy (05/03/2016) [-]
Considering after Manus' defeat, his soul split into the four queens of Dark Souls 2 and the DLC's it wouldn't surprise me if it split even more or recombined into fewer vessels.
#8 - janosaudron (05/02/2016) [-]
and then proceeded to eat gwyndolin.
#3 - That just makes you an asshole  [+] (21 replies) 05/01/2016 on Hide and Seek -11
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#4 - meringueluka (05/01/2016) [-]
how so? It gives Blue sentiantles and darkmoon more chances to get prof of concourds.
#9 - lesterthered (05/01/2016) [-]
Oh? So you are doing it to help people? You sure you arent doing it to fuck over invaders and ruin the game for other people as you sit in a corner stroking you micro penis cackling like a fucking troglodyte at how fucking clever you are? Its one thing to be a douche, its another thing entirely to pretend like you are doing it to help people. Consider suicide asap.
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#31 - grumpygrandpa (05/02/2016) [-]
As if invading didn't ruin the game for the other player, you twat.
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#30 - rakaka (05/02/2016) [-]
Dark souls III, where it's the invaders who bitch and moan about the game
#21 - anon (05/02/2016) [-]
"Fuck over invaders"
You mean people who INVADE?!
If you're invading, you're a cunt, you chose to come into my world and be a dick, so I get to be a dick right back.
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#10 - meringueluka (05/01/2016) [-]
have you ever joined the blue sentinels ore darkmoon, getting summoned ONCE can take hours. the way im doing it give them a much better chance to be summoned.
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#18 - lewddragons (05/02/2016) [-]
fuck the broken darkmoon covenant
I've never had a darkmoon assist me, even with 3+ invaders in my world

and I went through NG+ and NG++ with the darkmoon covenant active the whole time and only got summoned to assist ONCE
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#23 - overchaos (05/02/2016) [-]
Did you have the way of the blue covenant on? You have to have that on for darkmoons to assist you.
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#24 - lewddragons (05/02/2016) [-]
oh I thought that was only for Blue Sentinels
what's the point of those being two separate covenants....?

I guess that explains why it's so hard to get summoned too -- no one uses Way of the Blue
it would make a lot more sense if Darkmoon just helped against Aldrich invaders regardless of host covenant
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#25 - overchaos (05/02/2016) [-]
99% of my summons as a darkmoon (ive been summoned like, 8-9 times in 60 hours? But I havent had the covenant on the whole time) have been to a follower of way of the blue. The one time it wasnt a way of the blue, I had no idea how I got summoned tbh, it didnt say what covenant they were from. It also helps to be in the area you want to be summoned in, Like if you are in (Spoiler?) anor londo youll get summoned alot to that place. Its kind of a mess still anyways tbh. Plus, 2 rewards and they are both shit for like all the covenants. Kind of pointless besides rosarias fingers for the resets.
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#26 - lewddragons (05/02/2016) [-]
it's the last covenant I need to get rank 2 for the achievements
I've spent at ~2 hours in Anor Londo farming the silver knights for Proof of Concord Kept (retardly rare drop) and didn't get summoned in to help a single time
they really need to change the summon system for Darkmoon/Sentinels
it was easy to find sinners in DS1 / DS2, why did they remove the sinning system just to turn Darkmoon into another Blue Sentinel copy?
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#28 - overchaos (05/02/2016) [-]
Sometimes I feel like they kind of just threw out dark souls 3 without it being enirely realized, But I feel like it was to test some new ideas out. Hopefully they form it into the game everyone has been waiting for, And hopefully they fix the stupid systems in place.
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#19 - meringueluka (05/02/2016) [-]
yer the summoning is a bit fucked atm, from needs to fix it.
#11 - lesterthered (05/01/2016) [-]
Oh really, and how exactly does using a giant tree seed help them get summoned? Stop lying. I bet you cooped the watchers.
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#12 - meringueluka (05/01/2016) [-]
it helps even the playing ground. the red can't just hide behind the mobs and let them do the work.
#14 - lesterthered (05/01/2016) [-]
Oh it helps even the playing ground in a 2v1? Against a person who has HALF the number of estus flasks you do? You can't be this stupid. If you and your helper can't kill an invader without using a tree seed then neither of you deserve your covenant reward item.
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#15 - meringueluka (05/01/2016) [-]
did you miss the part where i use the chameleon spell TO HIDE! i don't fight, i just act as a host for the reds and blues.
#16 - lesterthered (05/01/2016) [-]
Oh ok my bad. So you claim to use dried fingers and to summon invaders to help blue covenant members, and then you say you are refusing to help them fight the invaders???? Which is it? Are you trying to help them or not LOL? Stop hiding from the fact that you are doing all this to be a douchebag, which is fine, i get it, its even a little bit funny, but holy shit dont give me this crap about doing it to be altruistic.

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#17 - meringueluka (05/02/2016) [-]
omg you are beyond retarded. im acting as a magnet for invaders by having the dried bone on im invaded more often, this means i get more blades and sentinels. meaning they get to do PvP which is why there in those covenants and they don't have to worry about me dying.

reds still get their toungs for killing blues. and blue still get prof of concourds for slaying a red.
#20 - lesterthered (05/02/2016) [-]
You know if u did that without using tree seeds I wouldnt have a problem. I might even believe your story about being a nice guy trying to help people. And I'm pretty confident you have never invaded someone doing what you are so you dont understand how fucking stupid the tree seed item is. Tree seeds arent there to even the odds, they are there to be a big FUCK YOU to invaders. Claim whatever you want about helping blues, but when you use an item designed specifically to discourage pvp I dont really see how you can claim to be promoting it.
#22 - janosaudron (05/02/2016) [-]
Shut the fuck up. The damn seed isn't even a fucking problem. oh wow i invade someone and their mobs aggro me while i look for them? Tough shit, they're mobs, get over it. Sure as shit don't complain when the mobs help you kill the world host.
#9 - Because autism and symmetry  [+] (1 reply) 04/30/2016 on Fucking ponds +4
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#10 - shadowkingdr (04/30/2016) [-]
well why didn't you say so? thats serious! drain it from underneath via giant staircase to magma layer or better yet do the reverse and flood the fucker with magma
#7 - yeah but usually I want to dig under said ponds.  [+] (3 replies) 04/30/2016 on Fucking ponds +1
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#8 - shadowkingdr (04/30/2016) [-]
but why?
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#9 - demented (04/30/2016) [-]
Because autism and symmetry
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#10 - shadowkingdr (04/30/2016) [-]
well why didn't you say so? thats serious! drain it from underneath via giant staircase to magma layer or better yet do the reverse and flood the fucker with magma
#4 - Miracles below 50 Fth is pretty garbage. I used to use miracle…  [+] (4 replies) 04/30/2016 on Fighting sorcerers in Dark... +1
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#10 - colax (04/30/2016) [-]
the reason for calling you a hexer was the image you posted. the best build uses a +5 magic old whip buffed with crystal meth
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#11 - mortolife (04/30/2016) [-]
Replied to the wrong comment there chiefy.
#8 - cptantilles (04/30/2016) [-]
great lightning spear costs so much fp and and is so easy to dodge now it sucks, I really think only vestiges or chaos fire orb have any decent damage/hitbox and theres not even a regular great fire orb in this game.
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#5 - aaronomics (04/30/2016) [-]
Ive found for any spellcasting build Pyromancy is way more entertaining this game even though theres a lot less variety to the spells, I tried going pure sorcery or miracles but it didnt feel as valuable for PVP as pyros do. I just grab fire whip and chaos fire orb and just fill any extra slots with support spells. fire whips multiple hits and chaos fire orb leaving a pool of lava has so much utility in almost any situation as long as you cast sparingly and time your attacks well. Staggering a guys shield with the multiple hits on fire whip and then pounding on him as he tries to roll to safety has gotten me through dozens of invasions almost unscathed.
#1 - my biggest peeve with small ponds is: >want to build co…  [+] (8 replies) 04/30/2016 on Fucking ponds +12
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#32 - therealtjthemedic (04/30/2016) [-]
why are you building a castle in a swamp
is this monty python's holy grail?
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#29 - geofalke (04/30/2016) [-]
>wanting to live above ground
>not rejoicing at the prospect of the safety and dwarfiness of rock

you dirty human humper. I bet you like trees too, faggot
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#6 - shadowkingdr (04/30/2016) [-]
have you tried putting floors over the ponds? that usually works for me
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#7 - demented (04/30/2016) [-]
yeah but usually I want to dig under said ponds.
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#8 - shadowkingdr (04/30/2016) [-]
but why?
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#9 - demented (04/30/2016) [-]
Because autism and symmetry
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#10 - shadowkingdr (04/30/2016) [-]
well why didn't you say so? thats serious! drain it from underneath via giant staircase to magma layer or better yet do the reverse and flood the fucker with magma
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#2 - vigilum (04/30/2016) [-]
#12 - How about I violate you if you are in agreement? :^)  [+] (2 replies) 04/29/2016 on a campaign against men abuse +2
#24 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

Fuck him

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#17 - catburglarpenis (04/29/2016) [-]
1v1 me rite now bby fox only no items final destination